Why Men Are Happier
Thursday, 2. October 2008, 00:25:51
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can be President.
We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100.
People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be our friend.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We almost never have strap problems in public and if we do, it's no big deal.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We only have to shave our face and neck.
We can play with toys all our life.
We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
WIDGETIZE
Fatimah # 2. October 2008, 00:38
I was helping this 83 yr old man find a birthday card
and he was saying how when his wife was alive she did it all he just worked..
devans # 2. October 2008, 00:39
Fatimah # 2. October 2008, 00:41
It's Sabrina! # 2. October 2008, 01:18
devans # 2. October 2008, 01:49
See, you are right.
David # 2. October 2008, 02:11
Cynthia # 2. October 2008, 10:56
Attila # 2. October 2008, 14:09
A woman can be president too. Iceland had their first female elected president in 1980, and she was re-elected several times.
Bea # 2. October 2008, 14:37
hey, mechanics do not tell the truth anybody... they even not know the truth!
张弛 Sir AzureTimm, Kingdom of Love # 2. October 2008, 16:43
I don't quite agree to you in China... Same work, same pay, men got no control of their salary, they have to submit all of 'em to their wives or mothers.
It's Sabrina! # 2. October 2008, 16:59
devans # 3. October 2008, 01:33
Bob # 4. October 2008, 02:56
devans # 6. October 2008, 02:40
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 9. October 2008, 11:17
It's Sabrina! # 9. October 2008, 18:14
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 10. October 2008, 00:41
Will do it tomorrow...
devans # 10. October 2008, 16:15
WL, forgetfulness is a sign of aging, read today's post for reference.
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 10. October 2008, 22:39
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women live longer than men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
张弛 Sir AzureTimm, Kingdom of Love # 10. October 2008, 23:18
Ummmm, I don't know if there're other meanings to this but if you're talking about buttons on machines, well.. Apart from cellphones and washing machines, women I see usually are at a loss in front of almost any machine...
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
I don't know... All my 20+ plants have been living quite fine for the last two years, and they were watered by myself before I left home...
But it's really good to be a women, I suppose... But as you know, I won't be a woman in this lifetime:lol:
It's Sabrina! # 11. October 2008, 02:10
张弛 Sir AzureTimm, Kingdom of Love # 11. October 2008, 09:38
devans # 12. October 2008, 21:46
Don't even go there, you will get your butt kicked.
One thing not mentioned is that women are much stronger than men........in many ways.
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 23. October 2008, 12:09