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Sometimes I am soo bad.

Today I am picking on Rednecks again, can't help it, it just for fun.

The saving grace is that making fun of rednecks is, pretty much OK.

The difference is that folks of other persuasions will get mad if we are not politically correct.

Rednecks laugh, slab their knee and ask for another one.

Anyway, enjoy a couple of "quickies".


Red Neck Engineers

Bubba and Ray (Red Neck mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.



HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and
some of your NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door: "Hey Bubba, Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went
for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pitbulls. They
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it, but I locked all four of them in the house.

You better wait outside."