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Blonde Again

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Oh what fun it is to find and share little tidbits like the following.:smile:


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman saying, "here it is."

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay , you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"


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11 Minutes

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.

He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look.

He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He also noticed a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver's window.

The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop said: "What are you doing?"

The young man said: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing toward the young woman in the back seat the cop said: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugged: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on a Lover's lane...and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asked: "What's your age, young man?" The young man said "I'm 22, sir."

The cop asked: "And her...what's her age?" The young man looked at his watch and replied: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.:knight:
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