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Cowboy

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A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

Wedding Ring

Just recently I heard a story about a man that had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.:lol:

It turns out that his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.:devil:

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your mistress find out that you're married.:no:

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on, and then stuck on your penis.:clown:

3) Or, finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.:cry:
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