devans186 Chronological Posts

On this day, the last day of the year, I thought I would round up the year’s events with a subject I have posted about many times before.

Let’s review the year from a blonde’s perspective………….

Blonde's Annual Report

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..
... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 Months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a Slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the Other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped Because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October- Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per Pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on The stupid phone!!

What a year!!

May you all have a wonderful 2007!