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Interview: Trent Reznor @ Joystiq.com



Very good interview with Trent and Rob about gaming.
Click here or the image above to get there.

Cindy Crawford ve Temel

Cindy Crawford ve Temel bir gemi kazasi neticesinde ıssız
adaya düşerler.
Ne yapsınlar can sıkıntısından sabah akşam sevişirler.
Ancak bir sure sonra Temel , durumdan zevk almamaya başlar.
Cindy çıldırır, Temel'e ne olduğunu sorar, ne isterse yapabileceğini söyler

Her türlü fanteziye, her şeyiyle emrine amade olduğunu,

Nerede hata yaptıysa düzeltmeye çalışacağıni anlatır.

Temel inatla Cindy'ye 'istediğim şeyi yapabilmen mümkün değil' der.

Cindy çaresizlik içinde ısrar eder ve her şeyi göze aldığını söyler,

Temel en sonunda bir denemeye karar verir...
Once Cindy'nin Saçlarını kısacık keser.
Sonra üstünü örtecek biçimde ceketini giydirir.
Kestiği saçlardan bıyık yapar..
Cindy, ne oldugunu anlamaya çalışırken Temel onu mümkün olduğu kadar
erkeğe benzettikten sonra akşam olunca sahile gelmesini söyler.
Aksam olur ve Cindy erkek kılığında sahile gelir bakar ki,
Temel mükemmel bir rakı sofrası hazırlamış ve
masayı mezelerle doldurmuştur.
Masaya otururlar ve Temel elini "kanka" modunda, Cindy'nin omzuna
koyar, bardağını Cindy'ninkine tokuşturur ve söyle der:

Ulan oğlum, bir aydir kimi "götürüyorum" söylesem inanmazsın !!!

Bear McCreary - All Along The Watchtower



All Along The Watchtower

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

written and performed originally by Bob Dylan

Redefined: Acapella Nintendo



Tetris Theme Korobeiniki - Piano

Electro Boogie


hiperbarrio.com wikileaks.org

@Ars check them out

Skhizein

incredible short animation from Jeremy Clapin and François Sarazin

@ Linz.ArsElectronica

yettik gayri.

Battlefield 2 gets finally Patched! (Yes this is really happening)



http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/bf2_2142/archive/2009/08/27/battlefield-2-update-v1-50-is-almost-here.aspx


Features
- Additional support for Windows Vista.
- Added Highway Tampa as a required map.
- Added a new map called Operation Blue Pearl.
- Added Euro Force and Armored Fury as free to play content for all Battlefield 2 players.
- Added Widescreen support
- Allowed BF2.exe to use more than 2Gb RAM


Gameplay Tweaks

- Changes made to both the J10 and F35B to make them more balanced.
- AA targeting tweaked to make it more effective.
- Added checks to prevent "runway grieving".
- Various changes made to prevent cheating.
- Tweaked the hit detection, hits will be more accurate to the model.
- Occasional connection drops after being on a server a couple of minutes - Fixed
- Prevented use of mouse wheel to provide speed boost to vehicles
- Prevented use of mouse wheel to exploit parachutes
- Players can now pass claymores by going prone
- Update the HUD on TV Guided missiles to increase visibility on maps like Dragon Valley
- Added Battlefield 2142 style prone deviation (going prone will now cause reduced accuracy for a brief period)

Bug Fixes
- Fixed the issue where picking up a players kit would cause CTD
- Updated BF2OpenAL.dll from version 1.1.1.0 to version 2.1.8.1
- Updated ch_gas_station collision mesh on Dragon Valley to be consistent with other gas station buildings
- Fixed the issue where MEC artillery piece on Operation Clean Sweep changes to the USMC's control when they capture the Airfield flag
- Updated the Challenger2 HUD to show the correct icon instead of the M1A2 HUD icon
- Changed a PLA FAV to MEC FAV on Road to Jalalabad
- Tweaked the artillery respawn time on Dragon Valley for to 360 seconds as other artillery uses
- Included a delay after weapon switch for the Bizon (PP-19) to 0.666
- Updated the F35B's lock delay to 1 second instead of 1.5 seconds to match other aircraft
- Changed the Humvee camo on Taraba Quarry to be the correct design
- Increased the splash damage of the UH-60 (Black Hawk) guns from 0.25 to 1.5
- Updated the G36E HUD to react the same as other weapons during sprint

DNF

Lighten up...

Well BAM THERE IT IS!!!



awesome, lets watch it again.













VR Game Gun with optional mullet


Cuthroat Capitalism


The surge in ransom-based piracy off the coast of Somalia is on the minds of many people, including Wired. Fueled by there article dissecting the issue in terms of finances and theory, a browser-based game was made to show off just how Somali pirates fit into economical terms. The game, Cutthroat Capitalism, is not particularly deep, but it's fun in its own way and makes one think.

via Bigdownload


http://www.wired.com/special_multimedia/2009/cutthroatCapitalismTheGame

GönülPwnage!



yorumlar eşsiz. Bende bu yorumlara kendi yorumumu yapayım istedim.
OMGWTFROFLMAO!!!



exime gittsin ...silli vay aldatirsin haa
Founddeeps (vor 1 Monat)
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ne kafa tutması.. onların teoman'dan ders alması lazım sezen aksu'da dahil..yıldız tilbe'yi saymıyorum bile.. o kim ki..
medu1907 (vor 3 Monaten)
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super bi şarkı..yalın da çoq tatlı soyluo ya xD

Modern Man

"I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a cutting edge state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive. Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hangin' tough, over and out."

George Carlin 1937-2008

Tele kon

Dreamon:
bizim telefon dis aramalara kapali ya
dilekce verdim actirmak icin
acilmadi
borcu morcu yok bu arada
arizaya bildirin dediler
bildirdik
geldi adamlar
yapti etti bisiler
dedi ki bi ariza var
disa kapali bu
ben merkeze bildiriyorum, ordan bakarlar
merkezden aradilar
dediler ki musteri hizmetlerine gidin dilekce verin
dedim dilekce verdim
olsun siz gidin dio
cunku ariyormus mesgul cikiyormus :smile:
gitmicem cozun dedim
tamam ben geri aricam sizi dedi
aramadi
sonra biz yine arizayi aradik
dediler hattiniz acik gorunuyor
ariza kaydi verin
dedik verdik
o zaman bilmemnereyi arayin
aradik
dediler ki
"sizde yuksek kontor kapamasi" var
o ne be dedik
cok konusmmussunuz ondan kapanmis dediler
yahu bu telefonla daha bir kere bile dis arama yapilmadi ne diyorsunuz dedik
o zaman ariza vardir dedi
Ben:
HOEROHOHREAOHHEA
of
hahaha
fıkra gibi
Dreamon:
inanilmaz
Ben:
bloguma post etmek istiyorum şu yazdığını
izninle
Dreamon:
et

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was sooo yesterday!!! Now its H.A.K.A.N.

Ok they have some skills.. so what