Old Apprentice - another idiot bites the dust
By Kubla Khan. Sunday, 5. July 2009, 01:41:29
Old Apprentice and it's boys versus girls on the product for kids.
Team Leader Lindsey - a complete spastic who ignores all the market research and focus groups and other people in her group to impose 'Secret Signals' over a great robot idea. She is the type of annoying gimp who belongs in the Public Sector (I think she is actually a PSF) imposing her shitty Politically Correct ideas on an unwilling public.
What people? How many kids have got robots??! Take a risk on a crap idea?
If you want to take a risk Lindsey, do us all a favour and go sky-diving sans parachute you useless fucking moron. Lindsey Fuckwit, at a Town Hall near you, now.
The boys don't fuck about and aren't hampered by a Public Sector Freeloader type wanking it all up. They go for an electronic version of Top Trumps.
'Secret Signals' in an age of mobiles and texts is as bad as the arch-PSF Livingstone thinking the bus is the answer to modern transport issues (the bus of course with no bus shelters in a City where it pisses down 3/4 of the year)
Saira Khan may be an annoying loud-mouthed twat who needs throttling but she does have a good instinct on this one and clearly thinks Lindsey is barking. Since Saira week-on-week amply demonstrates what a big fucking mouth she has, why isn't she screaming at Lindsey
But no, she is quiet as a mouse and chooses to bicker with Northern Whining Git Adele. Miriam doesn't cover herself in glory. They are all awfully polite. Paul would have come out with it:
Team Leader Lindsey - a complete spastic who ignores all the market research and focus groups and other people in her group to impose 'Secret Signals' over a great robot idea. She is the type of annoying gimp who belongs in the Public Sector (I think she is actually a PSF) imposing her shitty Politically Correct ideas on an unwilling public.
I think people have already got robots and I want to take a risk.
What people? How many kids have got robots??! Take a risk on a crap idea?
If you want to take a risk Lindsey, do us all a favour and go sky-diving sans parachute you useless fucking moron. Lindsey Fuckwit, at a Town Hall near you, now.
The boys don't fuck about and aren't hampered by a Public Sector Freeloader type wanking it all up. They go for an electronic version of Top Trumps.
'Secret Signals' in an age of mobiles and texts is as bad as the arch-PSF Livingstone thinking the bus is the answer to modern transport issues (the bus of course with no bus shelters in a City where it pisses down 3/4 of the year)
Saira Khan may be an annoying loud-mouthed twat who needs throttling but she does have a good instinct on this one and clearly thinks Lindsey is barking. Since Saira week-on-week amply demonstrates what a big fucking mouth she has, why isn't she screaming at Lindsey
You stupid cunt! Take your head out of your arse and realise that this a SHIT idea! Go with the fucking ROBOT Shit-for-brains!"
But no, she is quiet as a mouse and chooses to bicker with Northern Whining Git Adele. Miriam doesn't cover herself in glory. They are all awfully polite. Paul would have come out with it:
This is a shit idea and you are a fucking idiot
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