Old Apprentice - Harrods
By Kubla Khan. Tuesday, 7. July 2009, 01:40:06
Teams had to choose and sell products in tacky Harrods.
Once again miserable Professional Northern Whingeing Git Adele manages to piss people off.
James Max leading Impact won thanks to some hard graft by Saira Khan and Paul (dressed in a sweltering Bear suit)
Tim leads the other team. Ben (never sold anything in his life and Adele (see above) Tim was organised and couldn't be blamed for the loss really.
Adele pissed off Harrods staff. Ben is a lazy useless git who's never done a proper days work in his life (he's a 'Headhunter') At lunchtime he was 'exhausted'.
Tim is a plodder and has an annoying 'council estate' speech impediment. He's clearly not a £100,000 a year man.
Sebastian is a grey man. Looks like an extra from a costume drama.
Adele does actually have insight into why they lost. However, she fell out with Harrods staffer Aussie Sean (sloppily dressed in an outsized yellow tie)
Adele in the boardroom started whingeing about family and resigned before being fired. She seems to think that she is the major competition ??!!
Best Apprentice of all time?
Raife, suave sophisticated and a gentleman. Too good for Salan and crappy Amstrad. Sadly missed.
Once again miserable Professional Northern Whingeing Git Adele manages to piss people off.
James Max leading Impact won thanks to some hard graft by Saira Khan and Paul (dressed in a sweltering Bear suit)
Tim leads the other team. Ben (never sold anything in his life and Adele (see above) Tim was organised and couldn't be blamed for the loss really.
Adele pissed off Harrods staff. Ben is a lazy useless git who's never done a proper days work in his life (he's a 'Headhunter') At lunchtime he was 'exhausted'.
Tim is a plodder and has an annoying 'council estate' speech impediment. He's clearly not a £100,000 a year man.
Sebastian is a grey man. Looks like an extra from a costume drama.
Adele does actually have insight into why they lost. However, she fell out with Harrods staffer Aussie Sean (sloppily dressed in an outsized yellow tie)
Adele in the boardroom started whingeing about family and resigned before being fired. She seems to think that she is the major competition ??!!
Best Apprentice of all time?
Raife, suave sophisticated and a gentleman. Too good for Salan and crappy Amstrad. Sadly missed.








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