AB.ReaKKtor Va Le Public

what the fuck, its so retarded
its like you never got started
listin to your plagistic rap snap lyics
rings in my ear like garbage trucks gon sadistic
i heard through the vine you callin dem all be jews
must be fraid to speak on your crew
where you think you came from hoe
check your bloodline and let me know
if you think you can try much betta
drop me a line with some phat chedda
but dont be reusing the cheeze
old hate and redundacy please come up with better
as far as your comuter is gay
i hate to infor but it could only posibly be
a lesbian if the truth is it likes its own sex and likes to be free
i tell you this cus the word computer is french
and french is spoken in masculin and feminine sence
being that so the word computer happends to be
a female word with feminine tence and moodyness you see
I think the french had it quite clear
when name giving to the PC you dog and snear
she is faithful and serves you well
i bet you didnt think to kiss her goodnight
or thank her for that pleasureable porn
tell me what other woman would not look at you in scorn?
so before you say your computer want you in a romantic way
tell me
is that reall all that bad
evryone needs love,
even Miss Computer and her CPU you ever so curse
she serves you well and faithfully first
gives you place to have fun and relax
like a hot bath and warm socks and beer and pressed slacks
she does what you ask and faster infact
and hardly ever complains and you can always fix her if she talks back
shes upgradable and rebateable
now how about that!

oh to hold and touch and kiss her
to let her know in all the wasys i can
I want her love her miss her
can this feeling ever be so grand?
to feel this woman
from so far away
from such great distance
beyond the land and day
does she know the feelings
that dwell deep within my fiber
she is my cinnimon girl
in cyber and simple May
she calms me in the quickin
and takes the pain so far away
I wait for eternal things to say to her
my heart cracks forth to show the score
I bleed so freely to kiss her tougue
red rouge and fetters flung
I dream of kisses to make her better
I wish for melding of class and leather
she makes wild dreams arrive
calls them up from the deep inside
I kiss her in the dark
she holds me close
as i whisper tiny secrets
of places serien and peacefully dim
I pin them in her ears for summers wind
to carry her away
so softly
in its warm embrace
that red rush wine upon her lips
i wish to taste
it spills down the front of white linin lace
and marks the spot
so vibrant under shadow
Our lives are now
so much less then hollow
we hold our hands
and walk boldly through the gallows

to gates of newer things , stronger things, wonderous things,
astral things, cosmic things, marvolours and extravigant things

we see these two hearts
binding and entertwining
Lying in the grass
like painted pictures of picnics pasts
we look like eternity in a glass
for all to drink and savor
drunk in our preceptions things get clear
life worth living when hands hold dear.

~djpyxila

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M
THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING. THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE
COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."


12:02 firecracker1> A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
>face was severely burned.
>
>The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
>from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered
>to donate some of his own skin.
>
>However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
>suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and
>wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
>came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their
>secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
>
>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
>woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
>before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about
>her youthful beauty!
>
>One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
>with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to
>thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
>ever repay you."
>
>"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the
>thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the
>cheek."

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
Thanks to firecracker1

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