Tuesday, 29. May 2007, 04:00:09
poem
Pope Been-a-dick needs a hug
Some nuns refuse and get the plug
Authority, infallibility, and indefectibility too
Successors of the apostles, are here to slip it to you
Power to command others
Enduring assistance from Casper
The so called Holy Ghost of all fictional ghost
Nuns bend over and get plugged the most
The Church cannot err
Our candles are always there
Father C-Jammer shares a special love
With children who take off his underwear
All are obliged to belong to the Borg
Believe or be condemned before you land in the morgue
You'll never be our puppet, if you cut the Catholic wire
Show us you're connected by faith-based desire
As a silly second Eve the Church will believe
Leading suckers to the cross below a fantasy Head
Spouse of the Lamb, with a slice of ham
And a bishop with a Hustler mag, under his bed
Thursday, 29. March 2007, 02:51:37
poem
Pokie with the mike stand
Pokie in the bedpan
Pokie when it hurts
Pokie when it squirts
Pokie in the ass crack without K-Y to guide us
Pokie through the slimy clumps of my ulcerative colitis
Pokie when we believe that someone up above sees us
Pokie when the children say squeeze us for Jesus
Pokie in Iraq where troops are gonna die
Pokie when W. Bush continues to lie
Pokie old friends who are dead and forgotten
Pokie when you're changing out your cootchie cotton
Pokie on the dance floor when you're sniffin' poppers
Pokie the stoppers out of Christian baby droppers
Pokie when you find out that your best friend used your sex doll
Pokie when Fluffy dies because you missed the pet food recall
Pokie when you accept the bible without taking a closer look
Pokie when the faith-based call it the good book
Pokie when a big dog tries to bite us
Pokie when your girlfriend comes down with hepatitis
Pokie when you've over medicated your hole
Pokie when your mother's name is Anna Nicole
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