Jennifer's Body
Thursday, 5. November 2009, 08:37:23
Posts tagged with "pokie in the hole"
The Haunting In Connecticut
Saturday, 13. June 2009, 07:33:38
The Haunting In Connecticut. What will you learn from this movie?
Don't pass out in your ectoplasm. It's rude. Go to the store and buy some mucus relief tablets.
Keep your zero-gravity ectocombustion to yourself. Ectocombustion is dangerous.
Don't burn people at a sceance or they'll BBQ your butt in a furnace.
Always remember that people with cancer are very good at finding dead bodies in walls.
People with mental problems believe in the Lard.
Spooky twinks cough up mega-splooge.
Don't Get The Dino-pokie !
Saturday, 6. June 2009, 09:41:32
If you are a male member of an, "internet emo cult", please
post a comment here. Some nuns really like emo boys, because
emo muffins are so eyeliner friendly, it hurts.
I Don't Want Your Little Kitty !
Sunday, 31. May 2009, 07:58:14
Anytime I can go to a horror movie and see a dude puke up a dead kitten, I know that the ticket was worth the money. I just saw "Drag Me To Hell", and I loved it. I just laughed and laughed all the way through it. Love the way it ends. Comedy out the yang-yang, and my pee hole is still burning.
Selfless Get Spanked Hard
Saturday, 30. May 2009, 06:02:48
The hole in his cold zombie hand, gives the slap some extra pop.
When Jesus spanks a sexy bottom, it's hard for him to stop.
You'll beg him please, when over his knees. Your ass crack will blink like a strobe.
He'll tell you to hush, if you make a big fuss, over the hard knob under his robe.
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