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WARMONGER CLUB (grunt grunt)

Thursday, 10. April 2008, 05:46:23

Jesus, war

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WAR

Wednesday, 15. November 2006, 06:35:09

war

Outrageous! Dora and Lynn walked into the church during Mass and parked their freaky lesbian butts on the front pew. They gave Father C-Jammer the evil eye and kissed each other during every prayer. It was the most defiant conduct I've ever seen at Saint Pedophilia Catholic Church. I was surprised that the Jammer ignored them and went on with the service. They have powdered their skin down to look white like zombies. Their beautiful blond hair dyed black as a tar-baby. The nuns became fearful and squirmed around until most of them were sitting near the back doors. Sister Agnus and I decided to keep our seats in the middle. I had my frogsticker in my sock (premeditated). Our regular members who knew them as Sisters had to be tripping hard on this gothic revelation. I thought our priest was the target of this showdown, but in the end it was my sweet Sister Agnus that took the blow. Mass was over and everybody was outside. Agnus was standing beside me on the sidewalk when this big black water balloon smacked her on the side of her head and soaked the whole right side of her habit. I looked across the yard and saw Dora and Lynn running away as fast as they could get out of Dodge. I ran over to Agnus and tried to wipe off some of the water. That's when I discovered something horrid. It wasn't water. It was hot piss. Those nasty whores smacked my lover down with a piss-bomb. This means war.

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