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Savanna

Savanna

  • Age: 15
  • Sex: Female
  • Location: USA
  • Status: (Update by Chis:) Savanna's grounded. Alert teh facebooks!!!
  • Member since: Nov 2008
  • Forum posts: 2
  • Login status: Offline

About me

I am 14, a girl (duh), sarcasm is one of the few free services I offer so get over it. I love anime, chatting, and I'm very much in love for what is hopefully the last and forever time. My eyes are such a dark shade of brown I was recently accused of having black eyes... wierd. Maybe he thought I was a thirsty twiligh-style vampire? My hair is dark brown, I like it cut really short but it is currently just past shoulder length, and I don't mind a few perved out comments here and there, but seriously folks, control yourselves. Also, I love pokemon and animals and lolcats and video games and movies. I'm a Gemini, so like other Gemini, I am typically very Masculine and therefore a huge tomboy, but my bf Chris is a Virgo and therefore very Feminine, so it all balances out. although I'm Masculine, I talk like a Vally Girl, believe it or not. I can be the /biggest/ girly girl ever, too, I just choose not to be. I grew up with nothing but Male and/or tomboy companions so of course my Gemini curse was bound to come true. Also, I love the entire Twilight series, and the BSC series and all its sub-serials. I love horror books/movies, and I consider my bestie for life to be the luckiest person I know because her uncle works for the company that puts the movies into the theaters, so she got to see twilight THREE DAYS EARLY!!! and she couldn't bring me because she had to bring her cousins. Plus, she's lucky to be alive. OMG, did I mention I'm crazy in love for what I hope to be the last time?
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pick the stereotype that fits you.


I'm a SKATER, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm a BIKER, so I MUST be very skilled.

I'm COLORED, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz*

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be a cunt.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bi*ch.*

I SAY WHAT I WANT, so I MUST BE a B*tch*

I'm an OREGONION, so I MUST hate white people.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be awesome*

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

im TAKEN, so I MUST be hot.*

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER/I HAVE BEEN ONE, so I MUST be a skanky slut.

I'm a DANCER/I HAVE BEEN ONE, So I must be amazing at life.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo

I'm a WHITEGIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm SHY, so I MUST have no social life*

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a NICE BUTT.*****

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.*

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.***

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a clubhead

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm VENEZUELAN, so I MUST have a BAD ATTITUDE.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be super sexy.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.*

Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

Im SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy.*

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a VOLLEYBALL PLAYER, so I MUST have a nice butt.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST hop fences.

I'M BLACK, so I MUST have no white friends.

I USE INITIALS INSTEAD OF MY NAME, so I MUST have a really stupid name and/or be a juvinial delinquent.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be the devil spawn

I Hate stereo types.

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:horrors and/or comedies or stupid kid movies
  • Last movie seen:Night at the Museum, Battle of the Smithsonian
  • Music I listen to:pretty much everything but classical and stuff from the 50's and back
  • Best album right now:um... IDK I guess Oh! Gravity by Switchfoot or A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by Panic! At The Disco
  • Favorite author:J.K. Rowling, Stephanie Meyer, R.L. Stine, Joanie Lacy
  • Last book read:Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, for the 2nd time... my fav is Breaking Dawn though....
  • Best game right now:Nintendogs... call me a dork, go ahead. Its true... I'm prolly crazy too, but IDK. Yes Chris I know I... wait, Chris ain't even here, lol. Do da Gir dance, do da Gir dance, oooh, oooh! lol.
  • Favorite sports team:Bengals
  • I'm passionate about:Chris and the fact that movies always change the best part of a book to suck, I HATE that
  • I wish I could:fly
  • Favorite travel destination:Florida with Jen and Greg, they've got the greatest land... and where ever Chris is.
  • On my vacation I..:Go to Jen and Greg's and swim in their pool and play Game Cube
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:hog it all and live in a mansion with Chris (Buy you a fur coat; but not a real fur coat that's cruel... buy you a green dress; but not a green dress that's cruel... lol, BNL rules!!)
  • If I were a super hero I would:hero, psh... Hell No! I'd be the fuckin' Villan, baby!
  • My worst purchase ever:I-Dog... it turns on randomly and is soooo annoying!
  • I want my coffee..:COFFEEE!!!!! MILK AND SUGAR AND CREAMER AND CAFFINE... I gotta cut back on the caffine....
  • Food I like:sweet fruits, chocolate, pizza, chocolate, spaghetti, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate... I'm a chick, okay?
  • I don't like:people reading over my shoulder and getting in my business
  • Software I use:My CPU... (duh!)
  • Hardware I use:SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
  • I discovered My Opera from:My boyfriend Chris