Thursday, 30. October 2008, 17:54:32
And to think I know the people who made this.

Should I be scared or proud of that fact?

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Click for larger imageLitter Box Cake Ingredients 2 boxes white cake mix
(You will need 4 egg whites for the cakes)
1 large package white (vanilla) sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding
Blue food coloring paste (cake decorating department)
Black food coloring paste (cake decorating department)
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
Serving Dishes and Utensils1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW pooper scooper
Instructions:1. Prepare cakes. Add some black food coloring to the batter to make it gray colored. Bake cakes according to directions. You can bake it in any size pan in the oven or even in the microwave. Let cool.
2. Prepare and chill pudding. (you can put the pudding and milk in a container with a tight fitting lid and just shake it instead of using the mixer)
3. Place cookies in a ziplock bag and crush them with a rolling pin or large can.
4. Put a small amount of blue food coloring paste in a bowl and add several drops of water. Stir well.
5. Add 1 cup of cookie crumbles to the food coloring and stir. (Experiment with the color. Add more food coloring and water if needed to get desired coloring) Set aside.
6. When cakes are room temperature, crumble them into the cat-litter box.
7. Place 3 cups of cake crumbs into a large bowl and the remaining cookies crumbs and combine.
8. Add pudding and stir. Mixture will clump together looking like urine clumps. (Experiment with the amounts of pudding and cake/cookie mixture. You want it to stick together but not be too moist.)
9. Strategically place “clumps” of pudding/cake/cookie mixture on top of the “dry” litter. These clumps are like servings. Everyone gets a clump with some extra litter in their serving!
10. Unwrap Tootsie rolls and heat in microwave 12 seconds (one at a time) until soft and pliable.
11. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Make some into small oval shapes and stick them together end to end. Melt a few completely and scrape off into the cat-litter box. Repeat with all of the tootsie rolls.
12. Place the candy “decoratively” in the box and drape a few over the sides!
13. Sprinkle the remaining blue cookie crumbs over the top, partically burying the tootsie rolls.
14. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy the laughter and treat!
And people think bible thumpers don't or can't have a sick and twisted sense of humor.

Yeah, they took it to bible study!