I Fell from the Moon

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Hitslink wierdness

Saturday, September 6, 2008 12:00:00 PM

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As a member of My Opera with a high search engine ranking I get a lot of visits from people whom really were looking for something else. Here are some of them:

MAKE MY NICK NAME 23 COLORS THE SAME TIME


OMG! YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO! OH SHI...

MINI FRIDAY CHAT WITH AN AVATAR FOR PHONE sony ericsson


Yeah. We all have our special fantasies.

what car will i have in the future


My plan for world domination is working! Muhuhuhahuau!

HOW DO U LOOK AT PEOPLES MUSIC PLAYER WHEN THEY HAVE IT HIDDEN


HOW DO I SHOT WEB? alien

bmw design trash can


This search came from "Ford Motor Company".
Look out for me in the next ad about "Ford vs. Car with trash can grill"! bigsmile

chat rooms where you don't have to put a email adress in or a user name or a password and it's for kids and free and safe and you dont get an email from the one you have chosen


I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Because when it's without registration, all the pedophiles, douchebags and dorks gather there like flies to fresh poo.

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Comments

Antero Hytönenanzah Saturday, September 6, 2008 4:11:02 PM

I don't get that much weird stuff. Maybe I should start writing about different topics that I usually am smile

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 6, 2008 5:17:12 PM

I get loads of this stuff. Mini Friday is a graphical chat application set in bars, for mobile users. It's crap.

Matt Coxcoxy Saturday, September 6, 2008 11:01:12 PM

Ace. I'm gonna rip off your post and make one about all my top search terms.

CharlieBAMAToNE Monday, September 8, 2008 9:24:28 PM

Ha, this is a pretty good idea. I get some real oddball hits, too. But ou know now that you've consolidated them all into one post, you're going to get even more of those hits now!

Matt Coxcoxy Tuesday, September 9, 2008 8:31:02 AM

^ that's what I'm hoping for. Quite a few of the search terms reach posts that don't have answers. For example, people always want to know how they can change their Xbox Live gamertag - but the post they reach on my blog is about me having problems with mine.

I found a solution, so can post it, and hopefully they'll find that instead!

I'll have to do it at the end of the month though. I paid for a Hitslink account thing so I could see all my old stats and write the post... but it only shows detailed stats from when you paid. Sucks.

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, September 9, 2008 10:04:41 AM

I've got people asking about "Handcuffs in hospital" from a hospital. People asking about "stalker horoscopes" was quite disturbing.

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, September 9, 2008 10:06:39 AM

And then there's the multitude of "Mik quest" and "Mik hunt" searchers. scared

Antero Hytönenanzah Wednesday, September 10, 2008 7:38:22 PM

1) make post about search terms to get more traffic and watch people filling your post even with more useful search terms

2) ???

3) profit

Quite cunning plan p

Matt Coxcoxy Wednesday, September 10, 2008 7:55:12 PM

anzah, unfortunately/fortunately* at the minute Opera Community and Profit from a user-perspective don't go together.

*delete as appropriate

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:08:27 PM

I'll take unfortunately for $500, Bob.

Matt Coxcoxy Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:10:01 PM

BritePic offer a nice way of monetizing any images you post.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:31:42 PM

Shame I'm not photogenic eh? Even in a bikini. lol I wouldn't mind sidebar ads though. I get a certain special interest group (phone geeks like me who have to have the latest thing) on my page regularly enough to set my hitslink alerts at unreachable levels and some targeted ads would go down a storm for my bank account. devil

KimberlySqueakeyCat Wednesday, November 19, 2008 1:25:46 AM

lmao, wonder what kind of things ppl search for when they get my blog...lmao

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:31:42 AM

You can see some of them if you check out statistics in your account. But you can only view one page of searches. I had to use a week to collect this information.

KimberlySqueakeyCat Wednesday, November 19, 2008 7:10:31 AM

ooooooo ok

will look when i have better internet connection, don't think dial-up will handle that...lol

Matt Coxcoxy Wednesday, November 19, 2008 9:29:29 AM

And I thought you paid for an account, drlaunch, like I did.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:34:38 AM

People pay for things on the web? bigeyes

Matt Coxcoxy Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:14:50 AM

No, just me. I pay/paid for Pownce, Flickr, Last.fm, Hitslink, my hosting at MediaTemple and my domains at 1and1.co.uk

There's money in the internet, I hear.

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:25:07 AM

Heh. Hard work can sometimes bring you just as much as a paid subscription to something.

But I'll pay if it's worth it.

KimberlySqueakeyCat Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:27:11 PM

me too, Doc, if its worth it, i will pay for it, if not, i will take the free one, its just as good, and most times u get the full version free ne how...lol

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:58:47 PM

Hard work? left

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Thursday, November 20, 2008 7:20:21 PM

I make my own lemonade?

Looking for an alternative free solution can some times take hours.

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, November 20, 2008 7:54:54 PM

Ah, nothing to do with the other hard work I was thinking of then...

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Thursday, November 20, 2008 8:12:24 PM

p

I've done that before too. But not any more.

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, November 20, 2008 8:17:24 PM

Things used to be easier back in the old days. Bypassing security used to consist of finding out the right phone number to call. Not that I'd know... angel

KimberlySqueakeyCat Friday, November 21, 2008 12:16:59 AM

lol

Robert Hurleyrfhurley Wednesday, November 26, 2008 6:48:50 PM

Thank God I'm not so popular that I receive unadulterated gibberish in my PM box...

KimberlySqueakeyCat Wednesday, December 3, 2008 7:59:00 PM

lol

Robert Hurleyrfhurley Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:41:08 PM

People asking about "stalker horoscopes" was quite disturbing.


uh... sorry, Mik. That was me.

Thanks for the great info, though...

};-)>

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:36:27 PM

eek yikes

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