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I Fell from the Moon

Don't worry ma'am. I'm from cyberspace.

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Welcome to The Launch Site!

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Welcome. I'm just a little confused after I fell from the moon. As a result I created what 250 000 monkeys in spacesuits would do if they were given a typewriter each. But don't worry. The monkeys with spacesuits separate this blog from blogs written by regular monkeys with typewriters. Don't you agree with that? Then say so in the guest book!

Hitslink wierdness

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As a member of My Opera with a high search engine ranking I get a lot of visits from people whom really were looking for something else. Here are some of them:

MAKE MY NICK NAME 23 COLORS THE SAME TIME

OMG! YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO! OH SHI...

MINI FRIDAY CHAT WITH AN AVATAR FOR PHONE sony ericsson

Yeah. We all have our special fantasies.

what car will i have in the future

My plan for world domination is working! Muhuhuhahuau!

HOW DO U LOOK AT PEOPLES MUSIC PLAYER WHEN THEY HAVE IT HIDDEN

HOW DO I SHOT WEB? :alien:

bmw design trash can

This search came from "Ford Motor Company".
Look out for me in the next ad about "Ford vs. Car with trash can grill"! :D

chat rooms where you don't have to put a email adress in or a user name or a password and it's for kids and free and safe and you dont get an email from the one you have chosen

I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Because when it's without registration, all the pedophiles, douchebags and dorks gather there like flies to fresh poo.

Poll time!

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I've been running polls in my blog sidebar for a while. And the last time I asked, "What's your favorite posession?"

I recieved 26 answers. Here are the results:

Mobile phone (31%)

Personal computer (31%)

Games console (4%)

Portable media player (4%)

Garment or accessory (4%)

Vehicle (4%)

Pet (12%)

Computer peripheral (0%)

Toy (0%)

Home decoration item (4%)

Tool (8%)


This shows that you, my readers are of the kind that like technology, just like me. Although some of you really like your pets and tools too! You're all really cool! :D

This time I have a new poll. I would like to know what you think of my blog title and slogan. My title is "The Launch Site" and my slogan is "Launch into cyberspace with me". I've recieved some fairly unexpected comments about it. And now more of you get the chance to say what you mean. The poll can be found further down the page in the sidebar. It's a multiple choice poll, so get your clicky finger out! If there's not enough options, you could make a comment here. I really hope you all want to make a comment about your choices!

How to change your blog banner

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It's quite simple to change your blog banner with most of the blog themes available. Sleek Shady Beta is no exception.

The default banners are 920 pixels horizontally and 170 pixels vertically. You should scale and crop the image you want to use as a banner to that size. You can make a smaller banner too if you want to. In my case, I made a transparent GIF image of Dr. Launch, drawn by Freek Zijlmans and used really simple CSS to put it in front of the default banner. The advantage of my method is that you can change your theme as much as you want and your banner will still look like it should.

So how do you change your banner image? By editing the custom stylesheet for your account. The custom stylesheet editor can be found by following these instructions:

  • Go to your account
  • Click Design in the ACCOUNT NAVIGATION sidebar
  • Click the custom stylesheet link from the line below the Select a design text


You're now looking at the custom stylesheet editor. You're supposed to add CSS code to it to make modifications to your blog design. So how do you add a banner image of the size 920 x 170 to your design? By adding the following code to your custom stylesheet:

#top2 {
background:url(http://yourwebsite.com/yourdirectory/yourbanner.png);
}

Change the address in the code to the address to your banner image. This only works properly if your background image is 920 x 170.

But if you'd like to do something a bit more advanced, like I did with my banner image, you can do so too:


#top2 {
background-image:url(http://yourwebsite.com/yourdirectory/yourimage.gif);
background-position:bottom right;
background-repeat:no-repeat;
}

Change the address seen in the code to the address of your transparent GIF image. It will appear in the bottom right part of your banner. And it's not repeated. If you'd like to change the place the banner appears, you can change the background-position value. There are some other positions you can use for the background image. Here's a list of the basic ones:

  • top left
  • top center
  • top right
  • center left
  • center center
  • center right
  • bottom left
  • bottom center
  • bottom right


Change bottom right in my example to the preferred position from the list. You can also position the background image in a specific location. You can read more here.

If you need more help adding a banner to your blog, please leave a comment below.

Copyrights


The Dr. Launch cartoon character is a trademark of and a copyright of DrLaunch.
The image used in this blog post is a copyright of Freek Zijlmans and DrLaunch.

My new blog design

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I've installed a new blog design, Sleek Shady Alpha build 72. It's a unfinished theme based on the default blog design The Darkside by Fred. This is what I've been working on the last few days. And I'm going to release new versions soon.

I made my own banner with my cartoon character Dr. Launch drawn by Freek Zijlmans. You can change the banner by adding a background image with #top2.

Like my previous design, White is Fun, this theme has the CC GNU GPL, an open-source license. I added this license because I want people to make modifications to it for the good of all users of the Sleek Shady theme.

There are no instructions and no quick installation code because I'll rather see advanced My Opera Community users install the alpha version of Sleek Shady. If you don't know how to install it, you're not an advanced My Opera Community user. But don't worry, proper instructions are coming when I release the final version.

Get Sleek Shady Alpha build 74 here. And add the blog to your watched blogs or subscribe to the RSS feed to get notified about new versions.

...and we're back!

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OK. Seems like my links section is somewhat stable again. The problem is still there in the server, and as you can see, the server monkeys are really pleased with themselves. monkey
I enabled the links in the sidebar and we'll just have to hope the monkeys aren't going to do more mischief in a while.

Credits

Image: Smirk
Creative Commons Attribution 2.0: Flickr user shawnbot.

My blog is back! But no links section :(

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Those server monkeys have been up to no good for several days. Due to a bug in the feed reader in the links section, my blog has been down. It's finally back thanks to something simple I didn't think about. :hat:

In place of my blog and different sections, people saw a 500 server error. This is due to the fact that I added two feeds from spurl.net. Spurl is a bookmarking service. But development has been abandoned and importing of bookmarks doesn't work. So if you have a large bookmark selection, don't bother signing up.

I added the feeds so I could let people could see which sites I visit the most, which sites I bookmark and my recently visited sites. You can still see those sites in my published bookmarks.

So how did I fix it? I figured out that the error occured because the links module is loaded on almost all my site sections. But I didn't think there was something I could do with it. Well. I solved the problem by doing something as simple as deactivating my links in my account sidebar section.

So the links module is only loaded in my links section which leads to a 500 server error. But I would still like to see the bug fixed, so I can share my favorite sites with my faithful readers. :lol:

Expect some new blog posts about my recent discoveries on the web soon. Oh and it was me that spanked that monkey monkey for misbehaving. :D

Credits


Picture of monkey found here.

Like my blog design? Night Skyline is now available for your blog!

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I started on my current blog design because I thought my blog needed some personality. And because I need to learn CSS. I gave the design the name Night Skyline and now it's available under a less restrictive Creative Commons licence. I'm sorry. But my logo (that alien character on the top-right (Dr. Launch)) isn't included in the design.

Instructions for how to apply this design can be found on this page

I hope you like the new design! :cheers:

Update: Night skyline is impossible to install now. I'll be working to bring you Night Skyline 2 soon. Hopefully I'll be able to mainain the simplicity, the elegance and the cool feeling from Night Skyline. In the meantime, go to DrLaunch' blog designs and click Watch blog.

I've started redesigning my blog!

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I barely know a quack of CSS. But still, I've started redesigning my blog. I haven't done any major changes to the code, except using the #mobmenu part of the stylesheet to contain my logo (Dr. Launch' face). Thanks to Fred for making such great CSS to work with.

Read more...

Opera Community updates and my new blog design

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Finally, the new Opera Community site is here. And after browsing around a little, I must say I like what I see. I'm still getting familiar with the new site.

I've also switched theme. And luckily, my blog banner works pretty well with it. I'm going to update it later to make it fit better.