[ DRUNK hobo ]

About me

When it comes to these “about me” sections, I never really know what to write. I suppose it doesn't matter all that much, and it would probably be an idea to write something... meaningless.

Yes, I like that approach. Meaningless blurb for an equally enlightened section.

As you can probably tell, I'm a pessimist at heart (INFO: Just in case you were unsure, that's a glass half empty way of seeing things). But I'm a proud pessimist, and see myself as content. Half the time my views are correct, the rest of the time I'm pleasantly surprised.

Well, lets get serious here. I'm a male, officially giving me an ego the size of the moon, only twice as sexy. At least. I mean, at least I have hair! I also believe myself to be the funniest person in the world, but then again with egotistical men like me, I AM the world. And guess what, folks, it's a small world after all.

My work

Well, being awesome is a pretty much full time job. Spreading mirth wherever I go, showering those less fortunate, and showering WITH those who are fortunate.