Alex

The Net Is Real

Friday, 3. July 2009, 06:55:48

Always has been:

leight

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CSK9V3

Thursday, 2. July 2009, 20:35:55

...V3, at least...I forget. Opening Day July 9th.

My dudes:

This dude putting em on the glass:

I don't think I'll be able to turn FS on that...not sure about BS, either. That's on the straight up and down part! LOL. Still though: trips to Easy Street and ~~Silver Platters for the KPLU record stash~~ are going to be sk9brd only now...

LEIGHT

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Fried Shrimp

Wednesday, 1. July 2009, 21:23:41

ONE: "Ailing." "Bikini." That's what my phone's predictive text function comes up with before "biking." Idiot ass phone. YO MOUNTAIN AILING BIKINI WAS FUN BRO.

2:

jesvas AKA lezvag is weird. thanks, I guess...

PICZ (I hate when fools say "picts." Fuck that!):

We used to sk9 here, somehow:

This was dope looking so I cold snappt one:

This is one of Earl's eggs, sorvt at the Corson Building at brunch:

I'm a foodie.

LEIGHT

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Laughing Guy Jr

Tuesday, 30. June 2009, 20:08:25

SUPERstoked on mountain biking right now... Can't believe how totally jazzed I am bro; really amped 2 da maxx!!!

Rolled solo today: no real traffic getting there; AW rolling on 2wheelers by 8.50 (none of this concrete time mega-early shit); ripping by, oh, a few minutes later.

Did L.Phruntiere first, to prove to myselv that I have the MTB skillz to go around these two tight (not tite) lefthanders...check. Then I scored 9000 on Flowmaster with a triple pronged attack: I wish the dorks who named that shit would've at least got their Rap Reference right and callt it Flowtron 3030. At least then you could score OVER_9000 without having to do it four times... Dorks. But yeah checkit I'm bermin out on a few of those turns now, and doing death-defying rad airs all over it...supersicc. Then I hit the Big Rock one back to the car, pausing only at the powerlines, where I found myself under HAWK_ATTAKKK. A big ass fuckin brown birdAprey had me saying "lordAmercy," with the screaming eagle shriek and shit? Just circling around cold regulating??? Fucking siccmode. Fully Epic.

Tried to hit up Greg D's on the way back home, but he shined me. Something about his kids and a doctor visit or some shit. What a dick. Bro look at my bike: I AM a doctor! Plan B efforts to lunch with R-O-B, a fuckin dumbshit twittering idiot who lives in that Issy Highlands Bullshit Zone, also proved fruitless.

Whatever. I'll get epic solo, bitches; F U!

But yeah: I'm gonna re-up tomorrow. Same time, same channel...gotta get my I-90 on before they fuck it all up...

WARD.

LEIGHT

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Saturday Special feat. The Laundry Room Rapist

Saturday, 27. June 2009, 21:21:38

Hambone! Czechitout! Hambone!

HAMBONE from TwoName Jenkins on Vimeo.

oh wait, lesstry that again... Hambone! Czechitout! Hambone!

POV Cam of NW Trails from Mike Hammond on Vimeo.

So much for code names...just had to poast it though...sorry, MIKE HAMMOND. What are you going to do, punch me? (the lookback is siccmode tho. wtf.) ********************************************************************** Transformers: ROFL

...makes me kinda want to see it now... fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! ********************************************************* I was at Recycled Cycles again. Why??? Fuck. I saw a bike there by Kona called the "Haole." For serion. Haole. Wow. I only been to HI once, but dude you don't want a Haole between your legs bro wtf??? Seems like BitchBoards or some shit... Mistake. Gotta be a mistake... gotta hit these yard sales now...the Hill is GOIN_OFF with yard sales right now!!! LEIGHT

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MJ

Thursday, 25. June 2009, 22:19:53

...alls i want to say is: I HOPE HIS FUCKING FUNERAL IS BROADCASTED FAR AND WIDE. I HOPE HE RIPS OFF JAMES BROWN ONE MORE TIME AND FUCKIN HAS A SICK ASS FUNERAL LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT COULD YOU IMAGINE? PRINCE SHOWS UP AND DROPS SOME SHIT LIKE HEY I WAS ANGRY AT THE BAD VIDEO BUT YO...AND HOLY SHIT...BUBBLES LIVE VIA SATTELITE FROM MARS...MACAULEY CULKIN SHOOTS A FOUR FOOT BONG OF HEROIN NUDE ON STAGE WITH A SINGLE WHITE GLOVE SHOVED UP HIS ANUS...

I AM STOKED.

PS I BLAME THE BRITTZ FOR PUSHING HIM OVER THE EDGE DURING THAT FIVE OR TEN YEAR STRETCH WHERE WE FORGOT ABOUT HIM BUT YOU STAYED POSSESST ON HIS SHIT AND JUST AMPED HIM UP. GOT HIM AGGY INNIT.

YES, HALF HIS DANCE MOVES, AT LEAST, WERE JB RIPOFFS. I KNOW DANCE.

"HE MADE THRILLER."

THRILLER, BY THE WAY, IS NONSENSE. BUT YOU KNOW MY OPINIONS ON THAT. DONT MAKE ME SPEAK PON THRILLER AT THIS JUNCTURE.

FUCK.

I DONT REALLY HAVE MY JFK/KURDT COBAIN/911/CRAIG KELLY FEELINGS THOUGH...THE DUDE'S SRSLY BEEN A JOKE FOR OVER 15+, DONT START CATCHING FEELINGS NOW YA HURBS.

KING OF PLOP.

FUCKIN ROG YOU GOT MY BACK HOLMZ: I HAD YOUR BACK ON THE AALIYAH SHIT--AND SHE WAS EVEN PUTTING OUT BANGERS WHEN SHE GOT ALL "DOWN TO EARTH" IN THAT PLANE...

MICHAEL FUCKIN JACKSON: THERE WAS NO WAY THE GUY WAS GOING TO TURN OUT ANYTHING BUT ELLZA CRAZED.

DOES CARRADINE'S JERKOFFDETH COUNT AS THE FIRST OF THE "THEY COME IN THR33S," ALONG WITH FARRAH FAWCETT? OR WAS THE STATUE OF LIMITATIONS OVER ON THAT AND SOME OTHER EX-STAR GOTSTA WATCH THEY BACKS?

I'M STILL IN MY PRIME SO I GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT: MY ERASER NIPPLES ARE STILL HARD, I GOT A SPOTTER FOR MY CLOSET HANG/BEATOFF SESSIONS, AND THERE HAVE BEEN NO ABC SPECIALS REGARDING TOUCHING BOYS...I'M COOL...FOR NOW...

LEIGHT

DOOOOOOOD I HOPE THERE'S A SUPERFUNERAL SRSLY I DO I DO I DO

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BIRDCAWLLLLLLLLLL

Wednesday, 24. June 2009, 05:59:46

handfan all day long to that one...

thats how it's done. Autotune The News just got broke the fucc off. Not a game notta game notta game...

early morning tokul local yokel sesh AKA by the time you reading this, I'm already laying on my side in some horse shit...beleedat.

LEIGHT

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sicc

Tuesday, 23. June 2009, 15:54:32

I would choose different tires... and brakes... and frame... and hot ass engine box placement... but srsly: 1200 dollars? The best 1200 dollars ever spent:

whoa. That dude is bout it. BeerTony: make one of those thx.

leight

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just a quick ten

Monday, 22. June 2009, 21:26:10

ONE:
BMX done BEEN the outlaw XTR33M_SPORT forever. They're all secret with their crazy jumps in the woods... They've been dirty and neglected forever. ...and they kind of like it that way, I think. Whereas skateboards have this cyclical popularity (which trends upwards), BMXing came and went. Rad was it. Over. Dunzo. Gotta respeck the dudes who kept at it, but you gotta laugh when you see this:

LOL peep the copy:
"Redline is pleased to announce the arrival of their first-ever fullprint LOGO shirt.
Utilizing Redline logos from their 35 years of existence – this full-print tee is arguably the coolest, hippest shirt ever produced by the fine folks at Redline."

WTF? Dudes. Who's in charge over there? Halfway through 2009, and you're stoked to have found allover prints? Wow. LOLOLOL hahahaha so rad srsly it'd be funny if twere a joke...but, it's not.

Attention BMX Graphics Guys: the only thing older than allover print is cusswords. Get with the programme.

(ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap)

PROTIP: if you fuckin EVER use the word "hip," you are not. Boom. A-Man just sorvt you. They don't call me Doctor Bike for nothin LOL...

DOS:

behold the wonder. basque in its glory.

THREE:

fuck you too!

4:

as in four Nilla wafer- Reese's cup- sangwiches.

FIVE HUNDRED DEGREEZ OF HEAT:

makes them kinda burn on the bottom and the chocolate really isn't of the highest quality and um let's just say they were okay.

ICE-6-CLE CRIDDEEK:

sprittysicc.

SE7EN:

That's how many fuckin mosquito bites I have on my right ankle. The FlipFlop Experiment has been dope for the sockwashing saved and the aeration, but this could be a drawback. Fools can bite your damn feet!

SK8:

This fucking vid. Heddings is apparently out of prison, and breaking off the fs melon hip oopers again. It's enough to make you want to do gnarly drugs.* Milepost 2:13 has the longest around-a-corner nosegrind-pop-in I've ever seen. Miniramps were solved long ago (with D&C's part in The Questionable Video), but GOD_DAMN if that ain't some shit right there...fuck.

NINA:

.380's are called "9mm short" in Europe. I learned that from my gun- and bible-toting boss at work, as he "just so happened" to have a cartridge in his pocket to show me.^ WTF? Leave it at home brudda...I don't come in here talmbout my REI/Seattle Times/China Axis Of Evil shit; give it a rest...

X:

I bet this is the hackmode Needle-thru-Noguchi's-Black Sun-of-Icicle Creek Shot. Rocksmash ain't a thing; this tree's getting its swerve on!

LEIGHT

*no, fuck YOU!

^no homo.

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Mount Tigga

Saturday, 20. June 2009, 05:08:07

...a month with no rain...thirty days in a row. So, the rain finally comes, and it's off to the place that stays wet for two weeks after you spit on it. I got fuckin worked.