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Sunday, December 13, 2009 3:53:08 AM

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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay
for a while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"



YET ANOTHER...TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASHOW TO TELL IF YOU"RE A GRINCH

Comments

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 3:24:56 PM

All Santas` great wish every Christmas Jax? Is it you think?

bigsmile love
A funny little story though... wink
"smiles big"

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:29:25 PM

Could be Santa's fantasy lol up

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:34:19 PM

no Wish! We all have fantasies, and a wish is more likely to become true wizard love

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:43:25 PM

But Santa can only have a fantasy. He has a reputation to maintain. lol

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:48:30 PM

Santa was kissing mum! Is that a good reputation? Kissing all the mums? irked
lol lol yes

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:56:52 PM

Which goes to say I don't want to be like Santa. He obviously is a dirty old fart lol lol
However Saint Nicholas is a different story yes

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 5:02:10 PM

I remember my kids the first time they had Santa visiting. The smallest was crying her eyes out in pure fear. And the oldest...my son on three years were too smart as Santa was leaving the livingroom....he saw the same slippers as his dad had! bigeyes faint

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 5:12:31 PM

Uh Oh!!! Dad busted for impersonating Santa by 3 yr old lol

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 5:26:52 PM

Jepp knockout
Another year it was his beard around his ears that showed lol lol
He was no good as Santa down

lol lol

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 10:13:36 PM

I always waited until the kids were asleep and in the midlle of the night the gifts were put around the tree.

Sometimes that was 3 in the morning.

They in even searched the house over for presents trying to figure out how they magically appeared. They never did figure it out lol

MettePusilille Sunday, December 13, 2009 10:38:14 PM

Jax, how could you do that? Not let your own kids see Santa?

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Sunday, December 13, 2009 11:09:34 PM

As the story goes Santa came during the night when everyone was sleeping up

KimberlySqueakeyCat Sunday, December 13, 2009 11:51:58 PM

lol

Duaneborri Monday, December 14, 2009 2:28:53 AM

lol

Suntana Monday, December 14, 2009 2:34:26 AM

Quite the conundrum. lol

Is that Jillian ... Jillian What's Her Face in that Pic?

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Monday, December 14, 2009 3:48:54 AM

Like the art work eh Chuck yes

Hey Borri got to have some holiday fun up cheers party

Duaneborri Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:04:54 PM

party party party

MinaMinenow Wednesday, December 16, 2009 3:38:29 AM

*tries to think about baseball*

whistle

Suntana Wednesday, December 16, 2009 3:44:20 AM

Ssssssmooth! That Leg Header is Ssssssmooth! whistle

sherlock Is it Hot in here? Or is it just me?

MinaMinenow Wednesday, December 16, 2009 3:55:02 AM

*fans self*

*shrugs*

Suntana Wednesday, December 16, 2009 4:23:12 AM

Grrrrrrrr! It's bugging the heck out of me that I can't remember that Chick's last name. I AM almost positive that she IS this Actress Jillian something or other. I could have sworn she had been a Hostess on the Reality Show Elimidate, but I Googled it and didn't see her name in there.

MinaMinenow Wednesday, December 16, 2009 4:28:37 AM

Barbarie or something? The sports chicka?

MettePusilille Wednesday, December 16, 2009 2:13:26 PM

Jax, two Santas robbed a jewelery shop the other day!
I think they have run out of gifts and needed some more yes lol lol

Suntana Wednesday, December 16, 2009 3:31:24 PM

Jillian Barberie! yes
THAT's her, Jen! Yep, the Sports Chica! bigsmile
Thank You Thank You Thank You!

I mean, in a multiple choice, I would have no doubt picked it out. But, there on my own, I was drawing as big a ______ as could possibly be drawn. Wooooooo! What a relief when a major issue of such global impact like that can be taken care of and put to rest.

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Wednesday, December 16, 2009 3:34:57 PM

party Whewwwww!!! Glag that major issue was resolved lol yes

MinaMinenow Wednesday, December 16, 2009 4:57:50 PM

*giggles* I'm a regular wealth and fountain of useless information! yes

Glad to help. o

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Wednesday, December 16, 2009 5:08:07 PM

That is a great quality to have yes

MettePusilille Wednesday, December 16, 2009 5:23:36 PM

Mina you take the cake lol
Giving info on a wrong subject is ME not YOU lol lol

MinaMinenow Thursday, December 17, 2009 2:46:52 AM

lol

bigsmile

Jaxs Powelleagle4eyes Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:34:11 AM

Maybe Mina took some lessons from you Mette yes

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