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Slightly used Apple Pippin anyone?

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Slightly used Apple Pippin anyone?

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I work for a marketing software company, or is it a software marketing company? Anyway, I'm sure someone would have told me if it was important. I find that as the speed of technological innovation increases it has become increasingly difficult to sort the wheat from the chaf. I'm very much of the opinion that one should wait for the dust to settle, listen to a few trusted, bleeding-edge friends and then go for a nice walk instead. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of technology, it pays for the roof over my head for starters.

Modern life is marketing. Technology is modern life. Feel free to interchange any of these words. Except for modern life is modern life - actually that works! Sort of. Get back to the point Ed. The key to technological innovation is a) making people believe that they can't live without it and b) making people feel left out if they don't use it...oh ok, and some useful stuff. Success in the first two areas is down to the marketing men. I bet that bed-headed marketing bod at Apple that came up with the Pippin branding is still running tea errands for the rest of the team. I've already emailed them to discuss my idea of reintroducing it as the Apple iPippin..I understand they're mulling the idea over, well they haven't actually responded but no news is good news.

We use Yammer where i work. It's like Twitter but isolated to users within your domain. It should have died a death because it's really, really dull but we have been asked to use it because that's the game we're in. A friend of mine works in printing..he encourages the use of junk mail. That's the WORLD we live in folks.

I like technologies that don't make you feel like the Great Surprendo has entered the room with a rather big mirror and a hefty box of smoke.

Opera 5, introduced, back in 2000, the world to the POP-UP blocker! That's true, user-centric innovation. Along with numerous other concessions to usability and accessibility.
I've always liked the Opera browser because I never feel like the devil himself is pulling the strings. What more endorsement is there in a world full of paranoia, deceipt and rampant capitalism? [Follow link]


Anyway, that's my 400. I'd love to go to Oslo. Tusen Takk.

xx


classical guitar post

I have just taken my Grade 5 classical guitar and passed with a score of 66/100. I am pleased. Grade 0 to grade 5 in a year is pretty good. Im planning to do my grade 5 theory as soon as possible but really focus on my right hand technique and sight-reading as these will be the keys to playing with fluency and confidence in the future. Im thinking i will take grade 6 in a year or so.

My repertoire now contains:

El sueno de la munequita - Barrios Mangore
Rio By Night - Lindsey-Clarke
El Negrito - Lauro
Galopp - Sor
Etudes no.1 - Tarrega
Etudes 1 & 6 - Brouwer
Little Trip to Heaven - Tom Waits
Blue Valentines - Tom Waits

significant date the 28th November 2010

I have rented out and moved out of my house on this day in order to forge a different future for myself. Also on this day my grandmother died.

I have written a eulogy for her to be read out at her funeral. I feel as a tribute i owe it to her to break the shackles of corporate life and lead a life less ordinary. She would be proud of me.

Grace was a devoted wife of ‘x’ years to Horace who sadly passed away in ‘xxxx’. A mother to 5 children – Mary, John, Margaret, Carol and Mike, a grandmother to ‘x’ grandchildren and a great grand mother to ‘x’ great grand children.

She was a marvelous example of how to live your life with spirit and good humour. She was never a woman of wealth yet proved that money didn’t need to stop you living a full and rewarding life. A life that was full of family and friends and travel and laughter.

Grace travelled widely in her middle and older age often visiting Australia and Canada to see friends. She also travelled widely in Europe as well as many enjoyable bus trips within the UK. In her later years she developed a taste for cruises which saw her take her bingo career onto an international level. She made friends wherever she went and always left people with the feeling that life is to be enjoyed and there’s not much more than one can do than that on a personal level.

Grace was a keen gardener and the house was always full of flowers and other produce from the garden. The bungalow was always a warm and welcoming place - not likely to win any awards for interior design - but full of interesting nic-nacs that testified to a interesting and rich life that was well lived full of fun, family and friendship.

Grace will be fondly remembered for her great sense of humour, her amusing and idiosyncratic behavior (chucking the cups on the fire? Filling the teapot with 50 tea bags? Feeding Horace dog chocs?)and her wonderful turn of phrase…’bide quiet Grace’ seems a fitting epitaph.

read all abart it, read all abart it...

November 27th saw an amazing musical based on the book Matilda by Roald Dahl. Never seen myself as a fan of musical theatre but this was amazing.

working away with workaway...

i found this great site called workaway.info..its a bit like wwoofing but has a broader appeal There are all sorts of interesting volunteering opportunities across the globe. I have already agree to a placement at a cross country ski hotel in Norway. Its not expensive to sign up and the system of getting a placement is really straightforward. Check it out...

www.workaway.info

classical guitar update

well its been 10 months since i last posted about playing classical guitar. I am now getting lessons with Helen James who is really great as a teacher. Im learning a lot more theory and practical stuff. Ive also submitted to take my grade 5 in November.

classical guitar playing

so after quite a few years of playing around on the guitar, ive decided to do thinsg properly and have taken up learning the classical guitar. Its been about a month now and its been hard work addressing my bad habits but i can start to see it paying off now. i have bought a new classical guitar and it sounds really nice. I am being taught by an excellent Hungarian guitarist by the name of Zoltan. Im trying to formalise my practise.

classical guitar playing

so after quite a few years of playing around on the guitar, ive decided to do thinsg properly and have taken up learning the classical guitar. Its been about a month now and its been hard work addressing my bad habits but i can start to see it paying off now. i have bought a new classical guitar and it sounds really nice. I am being taught by an excellent Hungarian guitarist by the name of Zoltan. Im trying to formalise my practise.

50 things being killed by the internet...read via the internet

All the world's a stage.....

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...and all the men and women merely players

It has often been said that the internet is a global village where distance is an irrelevance. It has it's market place and fulfills many social, political and other worthwhile functions. It gives us spaces to unwind, have fun and make new friends. It offers a safe and anonymous environment in which to resolve issues that would otherwise blight our daily lives. Amongst this wealth of worthiness, perhaps more importantly, are those hapless individuals who have enriched our work days and leisure hours. Once in a blue moon, hidden amongst the viral advertising and Dilbert jokes, you're cc'd on a timeless gem. I'd like to think these people have built bridges between continents and contributed in their own little way to future World Peace. Sometimes it's through shameless self promotion, at other times in ignorance but more often than not it's a complete ambivalence towards making complete a&ses of themselves in public. This is my homage to those glorious individuals who have reminded us all just how ridiculous life can be. Cue a fanfare of LOLs and, dare I say, an arpeggio of ROTFLMAOs...its...The Top Ten Global Village Idiots.

10 - Odd and Even Johansen. Ok, Ok. This is what is technically know as OCBN - 'Opera Competition Brown Nosing'. Look at those wacky Scandinavians. One's like Bjorn Borg and the others like the bearded one from Abba. Or did they both have beards? - anyway, definitely not the blonde woman. She was tasty.
Click here to see the Johansen boys in Action

9 - Gary 'Numa Numa' Brolsma This is poetry in motion. Joy incarnate. And why, pray tell, hasn't Peter Griffin from Family Guy ever done a version of this? Gary released a follow up to this single but it wasnt a wise career move. Perfection can never be bettered Gary. Sorry. Its a sobering thought to think that more human beings have enjoyed the ad-hoc choreography of Gary Brolsma than the combined talent of Nijinsky and Nureyev.


8 - Me Let he without sin, cast the first stone I say. So by that very token, he who openly admits to his sin should be able to throw stones at other sinners? Anyway, at number 8, its me. I figure if I don't get to Oslo I might make it to Nashville. So I was a little short of clips. Sue me. Give me fame or give me death.
Watch me in action

7 - Chris 'She's a human' Crocker During the summer of 2008, Britney Spears was being hounded by the press and driven to the brink of insanity. The drinking, Kevin Federline, the haircut. Her life was in tatters and she needed help. SOMEBODY needed to say something. Step forward, Chris Crocker. 'LEAVE HER ALONE!' I'm with you all the way brother. Let it out.


6 - Dubyah A relatively unknown local politician wink from Crawford, Texas until the Internet got wind of his incredible knack for making linguistic boo-boos. His career sky-rocketed on the back of youTube clips and his Bebo page and within a short time he had become the most dangerous...er...important person in the World. Give it up for Dubyah. 'Fool me once, shame on you'
Watch Dubyah in action

5 - Star Wars Kid According to Internet folklore, the Star Wars Kid was deeply traumatised by his meteoric (pardon the pun) rise to fame. His parents even took out a lawsuit against the parents of the children responsible for distributing the clip. His moves with a light saber were never quite good enough to make it into George Lucas' final cuts but it's a motion picture classic nevertheless. 'Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope'. Indeed young Jedi.


4 - Angry Cat Man Not suitable for children, for people who don’t like swearing or for those who are offended by psychological cruelty to cats. I’m off to re-edit it to the Van Halen hit ‘Jump’.
Watch the Cat Man get real ANGRY! Not the Angry Cat Man, but a cat man all the same!

3 - Techno Viking Now not in a million years would I want to call the 'Techno Viking' a village idiot. Well certainly not to his face. That's the beauty of the internet. It's a fight club for cowards. You've got a stupid beard TecVik. What you gonna do about it? This one is a golden oldie, going all the way back to 2000. Sit back and enjoy - justice, might, prowess and dancing all in one clip.


2 - Tron Guy Hmm. A real warrior of the world wide web.
Click here to see the Tron Guy at work

And so, as we draw a close to the proceedings I'd like to share a few thoughts with you: DON'T HIDE YOUR LIGHT UNDER A BUSHEL. YOU ARE ALIVE. As Andy Warhol once said 'I think sometimes it hurts you when you're afraid to be called a fool', he also liked painting tins of soup so it's difficult to know what to believe. Keep surfing suckers. The truth might not be out there but you'll have some fun trying to find it!

..oh, yeah. 1 - Ok Go. Soooooooooooooooooooooooo damn cool. Here it goes again. My favourite global village idiots. Need I say more?