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Slightly used Apple Pippin anyone?

Meanderings of a technical techno-sceptic

Slightly used Apple Pippin anyone?

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I work for a marketing software company, or is it a software marketing company? Anyway, I'm sure someone would have told me if it was important. I find that as the speed of technological innovation increases it has become increasingly difficult to sort the wheat from the chaf. I'm very much of the opinion that one should wait for the dust to settle, listen to a few trusted, bleeding-edge friends and then go for a nice walk instead. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of technology, it pays for the roof over my head for starters.

Modern life is marketing. Technology is modern life. Feel free to interchange any of these words. Except for modern life is modern life - actually that works! Sort of. Get back to the point Ed. The key to technological innovation is a) making people believe that they can't live without it and b) making people feel left out if they don't use it...oh ok, and some useful stuff. Success in the first two areas is down to the marketing men. I bet that bed-headed marketing bod at Apple that came up with the Pippin branding is still running tea errands for the rest of the team. I've already emailed them to discuss my idea of reintroducing it as the Apple iPippin..I understand they're mulling the idea over, well they haven't actually responded but no news is good news.

We use Yammer where i work. It's like Twitter but isolated to users within your domain. It should have died a death because it's really, really dull but we have been asked to use it because that's the game we're in. A friend of mine works in printing..he encourages the use of junk mail. That's the WORLD we live in folks.

I like technologies that don't make you feel like the Great Surprendo has entered the room with a rather big mirror and a hefty box of smoke.

Opera 5, introduced, back in 2000, the world to the POP-UP blocker! That's true, user-centric innovation. Along with numerous other concessions to usability and accessibility.
I've always liked the Opera browser because I never feel like the devil himself is pulling the strings. What more endorsement is there in a world full of paranoia, deceipt and rampant capitalism? [Follow link]


Anyway, that's my 400. I'd love to go to Oslo. Tusen Takk.

xx


That's why Ed's go to Iceland...

Comments

Ryu Kent 10. August 2009, 16:39

I agree. Changing the world has to be done one step at a time. Taking those steps is easier when the tools you use have been designed by people who share your views / vision. Would love to meet this smoking Great Surprendo though.

*Zoey* Redbird* 10. August 2009, 20:13

Kudos

Gyrobo 10. August 2009, 23:37

"The key to technological innovation is... making people believe that they can't live without it"

Truer words were never spoken. I've got a humidifier and dehumidifier side-by-side, and what have they done for me? Nothing. They just ratchet up my electric bill while my atmosphere remains unchanged.

CAT A 11. August 2009, 10:43

U'VE GOT ME ! I MEAN MY VOTE THAT IS....... I DONT KNO SQUAT ABOUT THE TECI SIDE OF COMPUTERISM BUT I DO KNO HUMAN NATURE AND YOUVE GOT THAT ONE NAILED! CUDO'S....PROP'S...... AND A BIG FAT 'ATTA BOY' ! SEND US A POST CARD FROM OSLO , JA !

Agneta Muhr 11. August 2009, 21:35

I like it here!! I will come back! And I could not live with all technology without going out in the garden between sessions!
And I thank technology for all the friends I find in cyberspace, not to forget!

Gyrobo 11. August 2009, 23:03

Thanks for favoriting my post! I've favorited yours as well.

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner. There are just so many people here from so many time zones, I keep thinking "they're probably not even awake, I've got some time to respond..."

Gyrobo 12. August 2009, 03:00

Hey! My post isn't in your favorites anymore!

It was there when I checked last night. Also, a comment I left on another blog vanished as well. I'm starting to think Opera's servers need a vacation...

Greg Smith 12. August 2009, 15:04

Nice new pic Ed ----->

Feel free to visit the Participants Group
Opera Online Writers Internship Competition Group >>
http://my.opera.com/operainterns2009/blog/
or the Participants Forum >>
http://my.opera.com/operainterns2009/forums/

kind regards,
greg

Elizabeth Fullerton 12. August 2009, 23:20

encourages the use of junk mail? wowowowowow. that's kind of pathetic. oh well.

good post, eddy :raider:

Greg Smith 12. August 2009, 23:32

Jeez... did you notice the SERIOUSLY BIG waving smiley on your comments board ?

Must get me some of them ...
:smile: <------- disappointing !

(Icon envy)

Gyrobo 13. August 2009, 00:53

That's an image inserted with the BBCode My Opera uses.

Gyrobo 13. August 2009, 00:53

All posts and comments seem to accept BBCode.

Greg Smith 13. August 2009, 09:18

Nice ...


Sarah Joslin 13. August 2009, 09:56

haha that's pretty funny.

Hermitess 13. August 2009, 12:45

Ahhh Dorks in the UK, awesome!

:cheers:

Technology rocks!:headbang:

Mona 13. August 2009, 14:29

And geekism prevails ;D

Greg Smith 13. August 2009, 14:58

Mine is bigger ...

(Icon envy resolved)

Gyrobo 13. August 2009, 15:03

I'm so glad I could facilitate that.

ed phillis 13. August 2009, 15:06

god greg its huge!

Greg Smith 13. August 2009, 15:22

...(wait for it) ....(drum roll) ... ... that's what they all say
(badda bing)

Gyrobo 13. August 2009, 15:36

But I'm sure it's perfectly in proportion to his body.

George Moga 13. August 2009, 17:18

great article!
what you say about merketing & tech is totally true.
and you got the entertaining part figured out.

I wrote something for the competition as well: http://my.opera.com/exde601e/blog/on-browsers-and-evolution
feel free to check it out.

Darkest Hour 15. August 2009, 23:19

Send this guy to Oslo, Opera needs him :yes:

CAT A 16. August 2009, 00:46

I agree !

Greg Smith 16. August 2009, 12:29

Round 2 - Update

You may have followed GROUP info here:

Now we have a Round 2 forum

The ROUND 2 group is by invitation - members only



good luck
gregsmithsays

ben gladstone 16. August 2009, 13:09

...spot on Ed, spot on...you're saying what we're thinking!...

ed phillis 16. August 2009, 16:11

vot is this round two group you have made and vy are you denying me ze access? are you knowing something Gregory?

Greg Smith 16. August 2009, 16:23

ha, ha... no

- this is just a future group (for Round 2)

I know nutting ! (as per usual)

I made the Round 2 group (but I might not make it) in which case the Group is there... and the invites will go out to those who make the cut - easy (I'm happy to give up my moderatorship to anyone - especially or obviously that'll be the case if I don't make it)

ed phillis 16. August 2009, 18:03

you will make it. I feel it in my water.

Gyrobo 16. August 2009, 18:28

I hope we all make it. We all did our best.

ed phillis 16. August 2009, 21:41

yes, although im struggling to get through all the mails of support in my inbox and the messages of love and devotion in respect of my talent have overwhelmed me. Dear, dear friends, forgive me if i get tearful. :cry:

Greg Smith 16. August 2009, 21:59

You'll be ok

... won't you ?

ha ha ha



Originally posted by gregsmithsays:

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Umesh Patel 17. August 2009, 10:42

So, has technology improved your life or have you been convinced that it does?

CAT A 17. August 2009, 12:06

oooh ! good question !

Gyrobo 17. August 2009, 14:06

I'm convinced that I can be convinced that my life has been improved.

Greg Smith 18. August 2009, 07:01

definitely maybe


Gyrobo 18. August 2009, 15:48

Maybe maybe.

ed phillis 20. August 2009, 14:09

yes and no. Put it like this. In a completely non-sensical equation suitable for this sort of debate: Number of excellent TV programmes watched in last 50 years / Misery caused by obesity levels in the west = ?

Life is happiest when its simple. The crackle of a log fire and a glass of homemade pea wine. The smile on the face of a loved one. The sun in the sky, trees, the noise of the wind and the fluttering of the leaves on an autumn afternoon. Nothing really gets better than that. Human beings are egotists. They feel they have to make their stamp on something otherwise they are invalid. We all dance to the tune of those with the most fragile egos. From playground to workplace, home to shop.

ed phillis 20. August 2009, 14:13

The more we try to invent, the more we invent to counteract the negative effects of the things we have invented. Its nonsense really, but interesting.

Greg Smith 20. August 2009, 14:42

- have you tried giving 6 Billion people purpose around a camp fire Ed ?

ed phillis 20. August 2009, 15:23

purpose existed before the internet...GREG! what purpose do you speak of? the purpose to make chewing gum or personalised number plates?

ed phillis 20. August 2009, 15:40

and yes i have tried to give 6 billion people purpose around a camp fire greg...helluva rush for the marshmallows..

Titus Kirega 20. August 2009, 16:35

I love the fact that you deal with marketing. Im doing Economics now and later would like to tred in marketing.I love your job-though i know its full of challenges!:up:

Greg Smith 20. August 2009, 16:41

- mashmallows - now there's an innovation not a single self respecting caveman could be without

Just saying I reckon 6 (going on 7) Billion people can get 'fidgety' if bored - you know, idle hands WILL find employment - wars, rape, pillage - our history

IMHO - it requires constant innovation to keep up with that

Personally, I'd rather have 100 million russians working in factories than have them riding around playing 'Cossack, cossack !' every so often, as they did...

Before the internet - lets say 1990's the global population was a mere 4 - 4.5 Billion (add another 4 Billion as you get to 2010)

Billions !

Do you know this LARGE NUMBER visualising trick:
1 Million = 32 days in seconds
1 Billion = 32 years in seconds
1 Trillion = 3200 years in seconds

It'll take SOME innovation to sustain 8-9-10 Billion on this planet peacefully

chewing gum for the eyes - Hollywood (a huge engine filled with purposeful pursuits)

jason pritchard 20. August 2009, 19:42

haha. bleeding edge - never heard that before. Marketing is the devil's work indeed. Good luck Mr Ed.

Gyrobo 20. August 2009, 19:53

Oh. My. God.

Mister Ed.

MISTER ED! That will be your new nickname forevermore.

ed phillis 20. August 2009, 20:58

wil-bur!!!!!!!!!

Greg Smith 21. August 2009, 08:04

We got a 100 hr Countdown on the My Opera 2009 Contest Group

You're welcome to join

http://my.opera.com/operainterns2009/blog/

good luck, everyone

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