Edward Piercy

QE2: So What

Tuesday, 8. May 2007, 15:15:28

H.R.M. Queen Elizabeth II

Well America was all abuzz for some reason this week with the visit of
Queen Elizabeth II to our shores. It was really disgusting. The formal
white tie dinner at the White House was the hottest card in town, and
Republicans and Democrats alike were cruising Pennsylvania Avenue
giving blowjobs to try to get a ticket for the thing.

If I would have been at the dinner, I think I would have gone up to Liz
and said something like "So, your Majesty. You guys burned down our first
White House. What do you think of this new one?"

I wish I would have been President. I would have ordered all sorts of
tiny Hobbit furniture from the set of The Lord of the Rings and had it
put in her bedroom.

If Charles were king, I would have taken him on a nice walking tour of
the National Gallery of Art instead and asked him about his watercolors
and his most recent environmental efforts.

Charles I could handle. But Liz, she's just an old bat; and a perfect
example of why we kicked those people out in the first place.

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Comments

Richard # 8. May 2007, 19:39

That's no way to refer to my Queen - the very same I took an oath to as a boy scout! Seriously, I wonder how much longer she will go on? The House of Lords is on the verge of abolition - will the Monarchy go too?

Edward Piercy # 8. May 2007, 21:10

To be honest, even though I don't much cater to that kind of thing myself, I think the monarchy is good for England. My preobem, admittedly, is with Liz 2. I just don't like her.

Allan # 8. May 2007, 22:39

I think I just might be the only Dane alive who wants the royals kicked - not out of the country, but away from any influence and use of public finances.

About the old bat - I really don´t have any idea whatsoever, precious.

Edward Piercy # 8. May 2007, 22:41

Anonymous # 21. May 2007, 14:32

steviebobs writes:

I would give my left arm to have a liz of my own at night.

But I'd better sort my own probs out before interfering with others or putting crap on people's blogs.

SB

Edward Piercy # 21. May 2007, 16:10

Hmmm. A strange comment.

I don't think you understand the way things work here, friend. I am as the hand of Thoth on this little blog on the Nile.

And incidentally, it was the getting personal "probs" part that drew my action. The first part of it was just your opinion and was fine.