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Pat Maginess: Private-Eye

Hard Shelled Detective Fiction by Edward Piercy

Taco Bell Cheesy Love Letter

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The inventor of the Beefy Cheesy Melt.


While my sister and bro were here recently, me and John stopped in
to get something to eat at Taco Bell. I would put Taco Bell at #2 on my
favorite fast-food restaurants list. I might not eat there often, but it
is always a treat.

I ordered the new Beefy Cheesy Melt that they've been advertising the
hell out of on TV. I also got a traditional bean and rice burrito.

Unfortunately, the Beefy Cheesy Melt is not one of Taco Bell's best
efforts. It tasted bland. I guess that besides a cheeseburger there is
only so much you can do with some meat and some cheese. I put TBs
hottest hot-sauce on it to try to enhance it. But it didn't help much.

I was glad to have the burrito back-up. It's still only $0.99, and is a
classic. As for the Beefy Cheesy Melt, it's not exactly terrible but it
is far from being up to Taco Bell's normal standards. As such I can
only give it a 1 GU rating.

More fun was the Beefy Cheesy web site, which allows you to enter
words into predefined fields, then the site automatically generates
a love letter. So I decided just for the hell of it to write one for my
BFF Julie. I don't know how most people's letters come out on this
thing, but mine was...well, you'll just have to see it for yourself --
I think it's hilarious.

Yes, Julie, I love you more and more every patio...




And in case you are wondering, the words I chose were WINE, LAUGH,
MUSIC, HOT, PATIO, SPOKANE, MOVIES, FROLICKED, FUN, FOOD, and
SPRING.




BEEFY CHEESY MELT:
P.M.P.I. Rating (Out of 5)






JULIE'S CHEESY LOVE LETTER:
P.M.P.I. Rating (Out of 5)






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Comments

Naomi 10. April 2008, 01:20

:rolleyes: :lol:

Angeliki 10. April 2008, 02:46

:lol:
that's too melting !

Stardancer 10. April 2008, 04:01

:lol:

Edward Piercy 10. April 2008, 07:21

And just so you know, I've never used Julie as a food source. Although I suppose it is possible, say if we were in the same airplane and crashed in the Andes mountains. :smile:



Stardancer 10. April 2008, 07:55

:yikes:

:lol:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 12. April 2008, 19:19

:D I am fond of Taco Bell also... alas, non-existant here! :cry:

Naomi 12. April 2008, 19:21

:yuck:

Julie Smith 12. April 2008, 21:57

That is so cheesy! :rolleyes:

Richard 16. April 2008, 02:30

:lol: Perhaps you can invent the Julie melt (as pioneered by Patty).

Edward Piercy 16. April 2008, 02:32

:lol: :up:

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