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Hard Shelled Detective Fiction by Edward Piercy

Psalm 23 (Sort Of)





Angeliki's recent post on some rather unusual Chinese signs that had
serious translation problems got me to thinking about this piece that
I did a few years ago. So I thought, what the hell, I might as well
post it.


PSALM 23

(translated into English by a Chinese technical writer)


The big person is my watcher, I do not need anything
In green fields of goat he make me sleep
He put me into water that does not move
To me again he gives so I can breathe
He pushes me down the road
So that I can drink his sake
This time I walk at night in the valley
I am afraid there is no good
Something stand near me
Something have sticks and flags
But I get brave and happy

A person invite me to dinner
I am watched by bad people
Now you give me good shampoo
And things you spill out of a cup
Much happiness and joy is behind
Now I am very old
But now with the big person I am living
Maybe for very long time

(January, 2006)


Though I'm not a Christian, I have over the years read the
Psalms. There is some great poetry there, and some wisdom
too.

For my days vanish like smoke
And my bones burn like fire.





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Comments

Angeliki 10. May 2008, 20:03

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

"Now you give me good shampoo "

I need one too!! I have a bad hair day !!! hahahaha

I love it Ed !! so smart ! :up:


P.S. I think Scott will pee this time around !! I :love: it!

Edward Piercy 10. May 2008, 20:12

Thanks for the inspiration! That file was buried deep on the PC, I'll tell ya. It took a good while to find it. But I never wouldn't have looked for it if not for your post(s). :up:

Angeliki 10. May 2008, 20:22

:up:
I enjoy it in double then !! :lol:

Edward Piercy 10. May 2008, 20:26

I wish I HAD some good shampoo. But I guess I'm not really a very good person, and not deserving of good shampoo.

Angeliki 10. May 2008, 20:33

hahaha,
same here!!
I am going straight to hell but what do I care??
all my friends will be there!! :yes:

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