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Pat Maginess: Private-Eye

Hard Shelled Detective Fiction by Edward Piercy

In the Cave




Just the Zeiss lens. No modifications except
for the reduction in size in Photoshop.





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Good lens, no doubt about that.

Shows things exactly as they are. Loud and clear.

By ricewood, # 9. July 2008, 12:13:28

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Strange that you should say that, Allan. IMO Japanese lenses are very sharp and very "true to reality." WYSIWYG. Zeiss, it doesn't exactly do that. It interprets, and adds its own brand of poetry to reality. For BW at least, usu. pushes down more towards the toe. But also with a kind of ambiance about it. Leica does similar. My theory? -- It's the coating on the lenses, which is still essentially the same as it was in the 50s.

By edwardpiercy, # 9. July 2008, 15:45:20

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I was expecting to see Scarlett Johansson on the bed holding her Jack Daniels :smile:

in which side of the room is the famous safe ???

By ellinidata, # 9. July 2008, 16:02:19

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Nice chair :smile:

By gdare, # 9. July 2008, 16:57:08

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@ Darko. Thanks. That's an old rattly chair that I call my "$5000 dollar chair" because we got this crazy theory that it at one time a long time ago belonged to the Governor of Washington. Which it certainly didn't, but it's nice thinking about. :smile:

@ Angeliki.

The mouse-bone safe is on the wall facing the end of the bed. It's not very exciting, but a little later (have to go to the doctor right now) I will take a picture of it and put it up here.

Miss Scarlett is fine, but my mom right now is watching Far and Away, with the young Nicole Kidman. Ah, cornsilk Australian blonde. Can't beat that with a stick. She'd probably take up every inch of that little bed, too, she's so tall.




And, since my original photo was in black and white, I suppose I should really throw in this one as well. Just to get them to match, of course. No other reason.




Nicole would make a very good Miss Corn Muffin.







By edwardpiercy, # 9. July 2008, 17:59:49

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:lol:

OK it is a Nicole day!! :lol:

Corn Muffin too!

By ellinidata, # 9. July 2008, 18:47:25

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Nicole didn't do anything for me, but I really like the shot of the "cave".

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 9. July 2008, 20:09:17

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star :lol:
she did nothing for me either (just making things clear) :lol:
however if it does for Ed, hey one more in the pack! I hate her for her two mile legs!!
I hope her new addition in her family gives her happiness...

By ellinidata, # 9. July 2008, 20:24:29

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@ Star. :lol: Come in to my cave, my dear! (he he he!)

@ Angeliki. I'm sure that her baby will give her happiness...but naming her "Sunday," well, I just don't know about that one. Whatever happened to ordinary names?



Also, I found a news item on asparagus that I will probaby post tomorrow. So guess what we have coming up tomorrow...you guessed it, alien lesbian rabbits. Just thought I would warn you two. :lol:








By edwardpiercy, # 9. July 2008, 22:22:59

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And BTW, I did a detailed analysis of a large group of celebrities based upon a group photo in Vanity Fair, including Nicole and also Uma Thurman, and found that Julianne Moore has the longest legs, even though she is only 5'4". Interesting, huh?

By edwardpiercy, # 9. July 2008, 22:35:38

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well if her legs are so long I wonder what she might have in her chest area other than her breast... i know by tomorrow I will regret this comment but I am brave to leave it as is! :lol:


I am looking forward to the new post!!! :yes:

By ellinidata, # 9. July 2008, 22:46:23

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Hopefully, I'll be able to get around to some people's blogs tomorrow, too. I'm still hiding in the cave from the heat. I thought I had jury duty coming up tomorrow, but they just called and cancelled. I was frankly disappointed. I could really have used the money.

And as soon as I figure out what you meant by Julianne's chest, I'll give you some shit about it. :up: :lol: :heart:



By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 00:14:53

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Hey, I like caves!

Mine has a lapis hot tub.

:D

By Stardancer, # 10. July 2008, 01:10:01

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Wow. :up: So I take it that it is hot in your hot tub? :smile:

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 01:36:23

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Cleopatra had a lapis covered bath tub too!
now I need to see more exotic caves in the net! OMG Star you opened a new can of worms! :lol: I mention it since I know Ed will ask "and who put the worms in the can to start with ??" :lol:

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 01:48:57

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:lol:

I don't know about hot, but when you pour bubbles in it, they don't stay in there. They go ALLLLL over the cave!

:lol:

Angeliki, lapis is my favorite stone, after rubies. I would really have a lapis bathtub if I could afford it. I guess I'll have to settle for a few loose stones to scatter on my windowsill, just 'cause they're pretty.

And worms? Send 'em here. I need some fishin' bait.

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 10. July 2008, 02:25:40

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:lol:

I don't know about hot, but when you pour bubbles in it, they don't stay in there. They go ALLLLL over the cave!

:lol:

Angeliki, lapis is my favorite stone, after rubies. I would really have a lapis bathtub if I could afford it. I guess I'll have to settle for a few loose stones to scatter on my windowsill, just 'cause they're pretty.

And worms? Send 'em here. I need some fishin' bait.

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 10. July 2008, 02:26:51

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Lapis bath tub for you if I win the lotto Star!
my late husband was raised in Egypt and he introduced me to it when young..
I find it sophisticated, amazingly strong and beautiful.
I picture your stones by the window shield... a nice inspiration for a painting....
a nice title for a song too :D

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 02:46:41

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a few crazy bath tubs that say much about the owners:

Aphrodite Room Bathtub



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yes, it's a bathtub (just for parties)

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bathtub

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No clue what the brown is :lol:

bathtub

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A bathtub POV

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AND MY FAVORITE BATH TUB::::
Bathtub

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 03:46:47

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Well, the one with the beer is good; but that's all it has is beer. Then there's the one with the blue ceiling, which is quite beautiful and reminds me of Egypt, but a little too out of my league. There's the one with the brown water...babe or not, NO BROWN WATER. In fact, preferably no water at all. And the one with the cats is certainly cute.

But I think I'd have to go with this bathtub with Poppy Montgomery. It's got about everything...Australian redhead, tequila, no water...now we just have to get rid of that guy...




Incidentaly, "lapis" means "stone" in Latin. The Philosopher's Stone was the lapis philosophorum.

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 15:28:34

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:yes:

just for fun and always "philosophurum" :lol:

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 18:06:59

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If that guy is drinking tequila like this, he will get rid of himself very soon. We are just supposed to sit and wait for a while :D

By gdare, # 10. July 2008, 20:16:15

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That's true, Darko. He won't be good for anything in a few hours. And then Poppy will have to resort to her backup guys.

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 20:18:40

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:happy:
*drinking ice tea*

By gdare, # 10. July 2008, 20:25:34

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:lol:

Me, "coffee laced with Viagra."

:up:

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 20:30:01

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:lol:

By gdare, # 10. July 2008, 20:32:03

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blueCoffee ??
:lol:

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 21:16:29

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You know, if Viagra wasn't sold by prescription only, I'm sure Starbucks would sell something like that. :smile:

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 21:19:17

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the coffee there it is 5.50 :lol:

Viagra pills are only 3.00 I am sure the sales on the "blue" would have been higher!! :lol:

I was telling a girlfriend in Russia about the "viagra for women" speaking of which I never send her the links! :frown:

I hear that Viagra for men do elevate the blood pressure... Aren't most men over 60 having high blood pressure as it is???

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 21:23:21

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I do know that Viagra was originally prescribed as a heart medication. My own doctor told me that if I wanted to do Viagra occasionally (this is a very funny story) that I would have to check into the hospital for 12 hours, then they would give me Viagra and monitor my heart and blood pressure etc.

My thought was that there had better be a lot of hot nurses around if they did that.

Now, I'd bet you would think that at this point I would post some sleazy photo of a hot nurse, right? Well, I'm not. I'm going to be good! :up:



By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 21:58:42

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NOT!




By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 21:59:41

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hahaha OK ,
12 hours on a stiff position and a visual candy shouldn't make one feel sorry for you !!

I hope you did agree!!
when is you next dose?? I will send Brazilian nuts with a Brazilian hot nurse too !

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By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 23:37:37

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I didn't schedule any time to do that...due to lack of, uh, well...a suitable outlet?

By edwardpiercy, # 10. July 2008, 23:43:30

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:lol:
Santa got your letter :D
are we going to have hot nurses in the Magic Castle in the Sky??

By ellinidata, # 10. July 2008, 23:49:56

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She's very nice. She doesn't actually have nuts, does she? Cause I'm not into that. Even on blueCoffee.

I was thinking, you wouldn't mind too much if we have two pink sweater girls, would you? (Seeing as you are off to South Africa with glue anyway -- yeah, don't think I didn't read that! Hmmmph. )





By edwardpiercy, # 11. July 2008, 00:14:08

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no problem with pink!!!
red will do too!!!

I am going to a safari only,
not to stay for ever,( I love S Africa..it is so amazingly beautiful there)
imagine the stories I will have to tell!!they will wake up the animals in the ladies of the Magic Castle !!
:lol:

By ellinidata, # 11. July 2008, 00:27:37

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It would probably take me about $8000 just to move my desk and books to Capetown. Otherwise...

Ah, I think I've given up on the Magic Castle. I guess I'll just have to settle for 12 hours in a hospital on Viagra with some hot nurses.

Wait a minute...what am I saying? Settle? Ha! :lol:

By edwardpiercy, # 11. July 2008, 00:42:12

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the new "Colony of Viagra" :lol:

By ellinidata, # 11. July 2008, 01:01:18

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