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Pat Maginess: Private-Eye

Hard Shelled Detective Fiction by Edward Piercy

Cars, Raccoons, Brick Walls, Squirrels

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I was going through some of the local news today when I came across
this story about a woman who rolled her car trying to avoid a raccoon.
Fortunately, the woman and the child who was with her were uninjured.

Which sort of reminds me of that near-serious squirrel incident that
happened a while back.

In a related story, another woman hit the proverbial brick wall by
driving her mini-van into -- you got it -- a brick wall. The woman
sustained head injuries and was taken to the hospital. There was no
report as to how the wall itself was doing.



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Comments

Stardancer 30. November 2008, 04:19

What a cute raccoon face!

BTW, did you know that raccoons and ferrets absolutely love long hair? They're like cats when it comes to long hair. They can't leave it alone.

:lol:

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 04:23

No, didn't know that! Interesting.

Sasha was attacking my sister Tass' hair when she was here, when she had it pulled back in a ponytail. I think she thought it was a squirrel! :D

Stardancer 30. November 2008, 04:34

:lol:

I've had puppies pull on my hair, too. It's lots of fun!

Man, I miss having dogs around. Scratch Sasha's belly for me, will ya'?

:D

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 04:41

Absolutely. She will probaby be getting a good "nipple scratching" later on tonight. And that's not a euphemism.

:lol:

Stardancer 30. November 2008, 04:42

:lol:

gdare 30. November 2008, 05:40

"There was no report as to how the wall itself was doing."

Also, how a car itself was doing. Probably the worse that the two of them :lol:

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 05:59

:lol: True. They don't make 'em like they used to. If it was a '53 Ford, it would probably knock the wall over and keep on going. :up:

gdare 30. November 2008, 06:10

:lol: Or Volvo 244 here in Europe :D

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 06:15

Ah yes. Sven is his Volvo would go right through it! :lol:

PainterWoman 30. November 2008, 11:08

Adorable pic of the Raccoon. After watching the Bridgstone Tire commercial I also watched 'Drunk Squirrel' that had been eating someone's fermented pumpkins, then 'Drunk Compilation'. Have never been that drunk where I'd be falling down. I've danced through sprinklers though. :D

musickna 30. November 2008, 15:33

Rights for walls! They never get any coverage at all. :frown:

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 19:06

:lol:

ellinidata 30. November 2008, 20:50

put that raccoon in jail! that will teach a lesson to the rest of them!!! p:

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 21:18

:lol: Damn right!

Those damn raccoons, they're always jaywalking!

And they should haul in those goats, too.

ellinidata 30. November 2008, 22:07

:lol:

if you ask me they should be hanged too!!!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp

edwardpiercy 30. November 2008, 23:38

Hangin's too good for them gators! :lol:

ellinidata 1. December 2008, 01:07

the next step belting! or even better "belts"

edwardpiercy 1. December 2008, 03:30

:lol:


Looks to me like them minks been up to no good too!





ellinidata 1. December 2008, 04:21

:no:

that's way too much to handle! :cry: I just said "jail" :cry:

edwardpiercy 1. December 2008, 05:33






Sorry to freak you out! :heart:



ellinidata 1. December 2008, 13:16

that you did! :lol:

ellinidata 1. December 2008, 13:17

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edwardpiercy 1. December 2008, 13:37

:yikes: Okay, now you've freaked me out.

ellinidata 1. December 2008, 13:41

:lol:

the revenge of a fur coat!!! I knew I had it somewhere but I needed to look for it! :lol:


have a great month Ed :heart:

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