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Pat Maginess: Private-Eye

Hard Shelled Detective Fiction by Edward Piercy

What's With iJustine Anyway?

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iJustine with her laptop and phone and sexy butt.


iJustine, more or less famous internet something-or-other and
all-around chic I have the hots for, has her own Twitter feed. I have
to thank Angeliki for bringing this to my attention, because having
just joined Twitter I don't really follow anybody there much and now I
can be a hunky (uh) iJustine groupie.

So in case you don't follow her on Twitter I just thought that I would
fill you in on a few things going on in her life.

  • She had some recent dental work done. Unlike me, she must have
    dental insurance. Or make enough money to pay for it.

  • She is evidently editing a new video called "I Want Pizza." Whether
    she actually wants pizza or not I don't know as I haven't seen the
    video. Yet.

  • She likes taking naps although it is a bit unclear whether she actually
    takes the naps or whether she just thinks about taking them.

  • She recently petted some puppies in the street and then fantasized
    about having her own dog one day. To iJustine I say: Go for it
    iJustine! Get a nice dog!

  • She was sad when Walter Cronkite died. But she didn't elaborate --
    I'm sure due to the 140 character limit on tweets on Twitter.

  • She is taking suggestions for what kind of body piercing she should
    get. Uh...I have a few ideas.

  • She says that she would like to play one of the victims on the
    Law and Order television show. So I've been trying to think of
    possible scenarios for that one. How about this: She is walking down
    the street talking on the iPhone when she hits a patch of ice and slips
    and hits her head. Of course, that doesn't sound much like murder.
    Or is it...?


That's all the iJustine for now that's fit to spend my time with. All I can
add is that when I get my magic lamp to working and get a new young hunky
body and a Porsche, then I'm definitely going to chat her up seriously.



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Comments

gdare 19. July 2009, 18:58

Aston Martin would be my choice. On the other hand, I am not familiar with what chicks from USA thinks is a cool car :D

thetomster 19. July 2009, 18:59

:lol: isn't she the perfect role model for acting as VIP in your fantastic REPUBLIC OF BULLSHIT ? :lol: , I'd rather stay an iBook groupie then p:
('though ... I could follow her butt of course :whistle: )

I_ArtMan 19. July 2009, 20:46

of course, i had to join twitter also, finally. but, guess what... i haven't been there since i signed in. i feel somehow responsible because my email keeps telling me that 'so and so' is following me. that is so bizzare.

one of my children sucked me into facebook which i don't really like. the program is so pushy.

i like the calm steady pace of opera. that's all i need. just a chance to share with whoever... :happy:

edwardpiercy 19. July 2009, 20:55

@ Darko.

Aston-Martin would be good. If I owned a vehicle I'd rather have a Jeep Wrangler -- but I don't know if iJ would find that very hot.


@ Dirk.

:lol: I have a Gateway, but I would imagine that iJustine's butt looks pretty much the same on an iBook or a HP or a Dell. :lol:

She would be great as a ROB person. I'll have 'my people' work on that. p:


@ Scott.

You can turn off those notifications, I think. In any case it's like you say a 'quick hit' type of thing. It's not a blog site.

I just added a link to mine in my sidebar. I'm thinking about taking about 3 or 4 months off to work on a new novel, and if I do quick moblogging stuff once or twice a day is all that I would be doing. Takes me about 5 minutes to upload a photo with a short text.

thetomster 19. July 2009, 21:10

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I_ArtMan 19. July 2009, 21:11

i'm thinking about summing my whole life up in one post so i can get back the pushing paint around. :lol: it is amazing how much time being 'live' online can take. i question myself constantly about the whys and the why nots of it all.

edwardpiercy 19. July 2009, 21:39

@ Dirk.

:D :up:

@ Scott.

Well all painting and no play makes Jack the dull boy, yeah? Perhaps there's some need for it, for the biography. ????

I_ArtMan 19. July 2009, 22:20

hmmm, interesting. need for it? i wonder sometimes. yes, i guess i need to tell my story.
but i don't really think it is useful. matter of fact it's a pain in the ass... what i have gotten myself into.

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 01:08

you know what I will do next Eddie,
don't you?
I am sending a message to Justine with a link to your post! :D

and if she shows up to read it,
this is a message for her,

hi Justine,
leave a message on Eddies twitter he will be thrilled!

Somehow for a year plus I am telling him you have no butt ,
he is refusing to see it!

to him you are just perfect!
so, now you know he deserves that direct msg on twitter ............ :D

PS
I just like you because ...............
you know why! :D




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edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 01:17

OMG.

Yeah I just saw the Twitter thing and all I can say is OMG.

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 01:17

hahaha now I know if the msgs are coming from your lap top of your cell, my twitter is telling me!

:heart:

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 01:18

hahahaha, chances she will visit are great ,
maybe you should add her picture at the beach!



and I know she will like this one :D

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 01:22

She'll hate me. I don't think she knows about the ROB concept!

OMG.

So how do you know it comes from the phone.

PS just sent you a dress I like.

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 01:30

I did and I answered you :heart:
I know Betsey for 20 years or so ....

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 01:42

Well if she's going to drop by I should put up that photo of her and Brooke I really like.

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 01:48

Eddie,
if she does not,
I will continue bugging her, chances are she will block me but she will eventually visit :lol: yes, I can be a pain if I wanted to........

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 01:58

Oh that's okay I don't want that to happen to you. We'll just see what happens.

Just put up a couple more entries on twitpic. Last one is of Sasha!

BTW thank you VV much!

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 02:15

my son believe Justine is hot too!
I know she eats oatmeal lately...:D
I guess she likes to keep hep body perfect...
I have to ask her if she had her ( . Y . ) done...

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 02:15

by the way the picture above was taken by Justine :D

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 02:32

I was wondering about that Cheeseballs thing.

I think her ( o Y o ) are real, absolutely.

I'm not so sure about her left earlobe, though. She might have had some work done on that. p:

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 03:29

hahaha , yes, she took that picture, and I know she will appreciate to see it here :D

I do realize the nipple grew in your description....:lol: it that natural too? :D

hmmmmmmmmm come to theink of it,
I believe she might answer the "right earlobe" question herself!

I wil ROFL if she visits and leaves a twitt for us! hahahaha

:D

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 03:43

I think she should make a video out of "Bruce's Enormous Penis."

And pay me a few bucks to use it. Doesn't have to be much.

:up:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:03

OMGosh. What have I stumbled into just when I am headed for bed!!!?? Edward a groupie and Angeliki talking naughty again and possibly trying to start some s____. Edward, good luck with Justine. If we hear of you being taken to the hospital with a heart attack, we will know that she visited you and posted a picture of her butt----bare nekkid. :lol:

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 04:17

Heart attack. Justine's bare butt. Seems like a good trade off to me.

p:

You might stay plugged in to this continuing saga, Linda. Cause I got a feeling it ain't over yet. :lol:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:24

I have a sneaky feeling you are right. Haven't seen Richard and has Dare been here? No. I thought not! He isn't wordy, but he managers to get his thoughts across very well. p: And Angeliki hasn't popped back at me either. May have to check tomorrow night, though. Got to get up early (dirty word) and go to zoo tomorrow.

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:24

I have a sneaky feeling you are right. Haven't seen Richard and has Dare been here? No. I thought not! He isn't wordy, but he managers to get his thoughts across very well. p: And Angeliki hasn't popped back at me either. May have to check tomorrow night, though. Got to get up early (dirty word) and go to zoo tomorrow.

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 04:32

hi Linda!

I am trying to see if your Bday is tomorrow or on Wednesday... Gosh I must mixed up dates!!!I know this week is your Bday,no?
I hope you help me out here, and Happy Bday if it is tomorrow..*hugs*


I did see Justine playing bowling and she has no butt! Good at bowling however! It was in Philadelphia a year ago...
I need to find the pictures I took that day!
As for naughty.....
naughty?
not us!
right Eddie?



:heart:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:38

Too early for my Bday Angeliki. Hi Lady! Bday the 25th. Iran is having another big freedom protest rally that day and Dirk is getting engaged. A momentous day indeed.

thetomster 20. July 2009, 04:39

:wink: oh, yes it will be ... p:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:40

Are you getting butterflies in your stomach Dirk? Not long now.

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 04:40

Jeez, Pam and Star and Linda too? I'm surrounded by Cancers!

Angeliki, I suck at bowling. But watching women bowl is very enjoyable. :devil:

Pool is nice too. p:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:42

Cancer ends on the 22nd Edward. I am a Leo, can't you tell? Me being so shy and afraid to speak my mind as I am.....:devil:

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 04:44

:hat:


5 days to go....... well you are entering your bday week then!
We have to add a sexy man's picture every day into your post this week !
now if I only knew who you like!
I am sure
Justine won't mind if you add any list here!

I hear she is straight so men should be a pleasure to her as much as they are to us.........

:D

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 04:45

I suck in both but I always like to be clothes free when I cook :D

thetomster 20. July 2009, 04:48

:wink: not yet ... that'll start shortly before, on wednesday, I guess

L2D2 20. July 2009, 04:49

Let's see, Charlton Heston, Patrick Swayze, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Hugh Jackman, oh, shoot, look at my Celebrity album in my photos.

thetomster 20. July 2009, 04:53

hm ...Linda, what about

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 04:56

w00t! I copy and paste the list in my note pad!
let me start with the first one here!

L2D2 20. July 2009, 05:04

Marlon Brando was gorgeous till he opened his mouth. I hated his voice. The second one? I will take two helpings please....or three....or 4 :lol:

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 05:06

the more the merrier !!! and I am the sharing type :devil:

L2D2 20. July 2009, 05:07

How generous of you Angeliki. Thank you so very much for sharing your men! :lol:

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 05:08

Ah, I thought Angeliki said it was tomorrow. Which would have been Cancer.

Aries is my best sign. Usually.

But here's :devil: for women of every sign.

L2D2 20. July 2009, 05:11

Nothing like sampling all the signs to see which one suits you best Edward. It's OK if you end up with an Aries, but, you know, save her for your old age. :D

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 15:37

Linda,
some of them can be very exciting! especially if your imagination is a healthy one! :lol:

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 17:58

@ Linda.

As the Irish say, "I intended ta do that!"



Well to get back to iJustine (ahem!) here's one of my favorite photos that I made myself, it's a screen cap of iJustine and Brooke (aka Brookers).

BTW, Brooke is an Aries. I think she's also a genius. "I like food a lot and I like fluids that make me hydrated because it's not fun to be thirstful."




L2D2 20. July 2009, 23:13

Yes I can see that you might be impressed by their intelligence, especially Brooke! :lol:

edwardpiercy 20. July 2009, 23:18

No I'm serious! :lol: you should check out some of Brooke's vids on youtube. The girl is totally crazy. And I mean that in a good way!

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 23:46

brains ,looks and bewbs! :lol: a movie title if you ask me! :yes:

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 23:49

Linda I was away just came back and before I get involved I am starting in your posts you Bday week with another of Johhny Depp..... I am on my way! I love Bdays!!!

ellinidata 20. July 2009, 23:50

PS

Eddie the Bday is on the 25! so I don't make you be confused p:

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