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P.M.P.I. Contents and Updates

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"I would never shoot a cat. Unless they really had it coming to 'em."

-- "All My Todays"



It was a long, dark, quiet drive back to Los Angeles.

-- from That Killer Smile



SHORT STORIES:

"Those Songs We Sing to Ourselves" -- NEW!
"Remember Me"
"Hello, Robert"
"All My Todays"
"The Salesman"
"It's a Dog's Life"


NOVELS:

That Killer Smile (Complete Novella).


Click on the book cover to go to the novel.


HISTORICAL:

Nick Carter: The Crime of the French Cafe (Anon/Piercy)

COVER ART MINI-STORIES:

As a service to my readers who might only have about two minutes
between Point A and Point B, I decided to post humorous bits using
the covers of old pulp magazines. Here's the link.

The Complete Cover Art Mini-Stories

REVIEWS:

Hollywood Confidential (Movie Review) -- NEW!
Margin for Murder (Movie Review)
The Proposal (Movie Review)
Best Detective Movies
Kiss Me, Deadly (Movie Review)
Attack of the Sabretooth (Movie Review)
Savior (Movie Review).
Bare Trap by Frank Kane (Book Review).
I, the Jury by Mickey Spillane (Review-Essay).
DaVinci's Inquest (TV Series Review).
The Snarl of the Beast by Carroll John Daly (Book Review).
Poisons Unknown by Frank Kane (Book Review).
V. I. Warshawski (Movie Review).

MISCELLANEOUS:

CSI: Noir
Survivor China Episode 2 (Parody)
The Jungle Book Revisited (Parody)
The Black Dahlia Revisted (Parody)
The Nazi Bastard Diaries
Einstein On Lunch (Tiny Tale #1)
Robespierre's Doll (Tiny Tale #2)
The White Book (Tiny Tale #3)
Curse of the Body Snatchers (Tiny Tale #4)
Bruce's Enormous Penis (Tiny Tale #5)
Red Rock (Tiny Tale #6)
The Gentlemen's Club (Tiny Tale #7)
Rising (Tiny Tale #8) -- NEW!
Barbershop Quartet #1
Barbershop Quartet #2
Barbershop Quartet #3
Barbershop Quartet #4

Check out what you've missed in the Archive.

Plus: Turtle Live Cam! (North Carolina (UTC -5) daylight hours)

NOVEMBER UPDATE:

October will be known – at least to myself known – as being
the month I got my new laptop computer. Considering that both
my old laptop and my old desktop were about 8 years old, you
can imagine what an upgrade this new HP Pavilion is in terms
of speed and space. Now all I have to do is fill in that space. p:
Also, Fall is here and the weather has been deliciously cold.
I would say “cool” but in all honestly it's just been downright
cold on most days. So that is another blessing. Also went to
my first concert in years – Gordon Lightfoot. And then there
was Halloween. I actually got some Trick 'R Treaters at the
door for the first time in about 5 years. I think it's great
that parents are getting more out of the protective mode and
letting their kids go door-to-door again. Well that's about
all for now. By the time I write the next update we will no
doubt have had some snow here already. “Ho ho ho, I love the
snow!” Have a great month and a happy Thanksgiving.


Best wishes to all,
Edward Piercy



That I have made all transformations
According to the dictates of my heart
In all places that have desired my ka



Crazy Stripper Names

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There is a good amount of research that goes into a story or novel. Some
of that is fairly serious stuff. But not all of it is. On my first novel, Dusk
Until Dawn,
I had some fun researching antique mantle clocks, which had
always interested me for some reason. And even in the fairly serious
Darkness Around Me Like a Cloak there is a section where Pat Maginess
buys an engagement ring, so I spent the better part of a day researching
gemstones, which I knew practically nothing about. All those bright and
shiny and colorful stones! It was quite mesmerizing -- especially after
about two cups of coffee.

I'm now in the process of "making notes" (as I term it) for the new
novel, Years and Shadows. Making notes for me is primarily a mental
thing. I do write some things down on 4x6 index cards, which I use
extensively side by side with my computer and text editor. For this
book, though, the list of characters, which I normally would have put
down on index cards, is so large, and the interrelationships between
them is so complex, that instead of using my normal note cards I used
a big artist's sketch book and did a kind of flow-chart between them.

Which might be interesting, I don't know, but it is really off-topic.
What I really wanted to talk about is that in this new book Pat Maginess
is searching for a missing woman named Ann O'Gallagher. As Maginess
investigates he is drawn back through time, back through the years,
finding more information about the missing woman.

One of the things he discovers along the way is that for a brief period
many years before, Ann O'Gallagher worked as a stripper.

Now I don't know how many of you out there are familiar with strippers
and strip joints -- I would assume (ahem) that none of you are. So let
me say just in case you don't know (and once again I'm sure you don't)
that strippers rarely use their own name at the clubs they work at.
Instead, they make up a name. I guess you could call it a stage name.
But I'll just call it a stripper name. Porn stars (which I am sure you
know nothing about at all) also use fake names.

Now, there's sort of a tradition with stripper and porn star names.
Namely, that they should sound sleazy as hell. That's part of "joining
the club" in those occupations, and most strippers and porn stars are
proud of their names. And, at least in the case of strippers, adopting
a fake name has a secondary purpose -- it can better help protect you
from being stalked by some nut-job if they don't know your real name.

Even though my novel is set in 1953, this tradition of stripper names
goes back a ways and it is likely that Ann O'Gallagher would not have
used her real name in that occupation. They didn't exactly call them
"strippers" back then, of course. They were generally known as burlesque
dancers or simply as "show girls" -- not only did they put on a show,
but they tended to show off a lot more skin than your average woman
would in public.

So what I needed to come up with was a stripper name for Ann
O'Gallagher.

But before I get to the list of names I have come up with, let's
digress a bit. Last night I decided to see what was out there on the
internet that might be of help. So I googled the string "stipper
names." And I got quite a good number of sites. Most of them weren't
too helpful really, at least not in terms of what I am trying to come
up with.

I did find one interesting site that let's you put your name (or
someone else's, like Ann O'Gallagher) in and it will automatically
generate a stripper name. For Ann, it came up with the stripper name
Satinne Jagger. I really don't like that one. And it doesn't really
seem to fit a flame redhead like Ann.

Just out of curiosity, I decided to try my own name. You know, just in
case I should ever want to become a porn star. My name generated the
stripper name Hunter Sizemore. But I think I would jazz that one up a
bit and make it Hunter S. Sizemore.

I guess I'm just an old-fashioned guy when it comes to stripper names.
(And I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.) To me, a stripper
name should consists of two parts -- a first name and a last name. It
should be sleazy or suggestive sounding, or (in the way things work
sometimes in that industry) have this aura of romance. It should also
sound fake, definitely one that you wouldn't run into normally, but
nevertheless one that would sound kinda-sorta okay printed on a
driver's license.

So, here's the list I've got so far for Ann O'Gallagher:

  • Tawny Mellons
  • Tawny Apples
  • Busty Rogers
  • Fanny Lamb
  • Bunny Hopkins
  • Sandy Lake
  • Candy Kane
  • Ginger Bush
  • Cherry Poker
  • Mona Lotts


Tawny Mellons and Tawny Apples are very common stripper names. Neither
sounds like it would fit the redheaded Ann.

Busty, Fanny, and Bunny I haven't made up my mind on. I do sort of
like Fanny Lamb, though.

Sandy Lake is a very traditional stripper name. But that one sounds
like it would fit more with an ash blonde with a tan body who actually
spends a lot of time on the beach. And if you've ever dated a redhead,
you will know that they tend not to spend too much time out in the sun
on the beach or by the pool. It's like dating a damn vampire.

Now Candy Kane and Ginger Bush both would fit a redhead perfectly, of
course. The trouble with Candy Kane is that is has been used so often.
Ginger Bush is fairly rare, but it doesn't quite have the "pop" to it
that Candy Kane does.

As for Cherry Poker, that one might be a little too outrageous even for
me to use.

Right now I'm leaning heavily towards Mona Lotts. It doesn't suggest
a redhead, but it does have a nice memorable ring to it and, most
importantly, it makes me laugh.

So, care to throw any suggestions into the pool? You should know,
however, that if I like the stripper name you come up with, and if I
decide to use it, you will get no reimbursement whatsoever.

You will get my heartfelt thanks, though -- or my name isn't Hunter S.
Sizemore.


Songs We Sing Trailer

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Please turn off your cell phones before
viewing this trailer.



In case you've been wondering where I've been the past couple of days in
terms of posts, I've been working on a new novella. In fact, I'm almost
finished with it. It's about time I got some new fiction up here. And I
have to admit that as much as I like doing the regular posts, it's the
fiction that really interests me. Incidently, this isn't the short story
that I mentioned last month. After working on the short story for a while,
I decided that in terms of something I could feel positive about that I
would rather work from the 3500 words or so of the novella from last year.

Taking a break from the novella today I started looking into Wordpress.
It's just something I'm thinking about. It certainly would be a lot of
work tweaking the CSS for a new template.

Anyway, above you can find a "trailer" (or maybe it's more like a "teaser")
for the new novella, Those Songs We Sing to Ourselves. I hope you don't
get too excited looking at it -- I would hate for you to spill your popcorn.


Dusk In the Rear View Mirror

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( Photo by Christoph Föckeler )

"My theory was that readers just thought that
they cared about nothing but the action; that
really although they didn't know it, they cared
very little about the action. The thing they
really cared about, and that I cared about,
was the creation of emotion through dialogue
and description."

-- Raymond Chandler


This month marks an anniversary for me. About one year ago, one year
and two days ago to be exact, I finished my first Pat Maginess novel,
Dusk Until Dawn. It seems like a long year since then. Things have
happened along the way, as things have a tendency to do. Some of
those things have been good things. And there have been bad things.
And there has been one really heartbreaking thing.

I've also completed four short stories and a novella since then; and,
with any luck, a few days more should see the completion of a second
novel. I think that since last August or thereabouts there has been a
change in my writing. It isn't so simple as to say that my writing has
gotten better. What I can say is that it has changed somehow, evolved.

This afternoon I decided to go back and read some of Dusk. At that
point I really had no big motives about doing so, I was just remembering
something that happened in a particular chapter and wanted to go back and
read through it again. But then I kept reading a bit.

It occurred to me in retrospect that the novel that I created was a good
one. A very good one. I'm not going to be modest about this because it
is not about modestly -- it's about being able to critically appraise
oneself in an objective and informed manner.

Which is not to say that Dusk isn't an unusual novel. That
occurred to me, too. It doesn't start off with a big bang that will grab
the reader by the lapels and pull them in. In fact, the story starts out
with a guy stuck in slow traffic on a hot day and who talks to himself.
And the first couple of chapters pretty much proceed along like that,
too. But it does carry the reader to some strange places along the way;
and in the end it builds on itself and defines itself as a novel in
other ways.

Dusk doesn't have any really evil villains of the type that some
suspense or even detective novels sometimes have these days. There's
nobody for the reader to hate (although you might dislike a couple of the
characters), no real opportunity to cheer as that evil person meets an
excruciating and well-deserved death. The bad guys or gals in Dusk
are an odd assortment, but none are evil.

There are heroes in the novel as well. But they tend to be what you
might call ordinary people from various walks of life. They don't in the
main have any special abilities or superpowers like in the comics (or a
lot of fiction and movies these days). They're just people, in the main
good people that you would like to have a drink with or play poker with
or take a walk in the park with.

There isn't a lot of gun-play or fisticuffs. In fact, I once told
someone that the action of Dusk was "Violence Lite." That isn't
true of everything I have written, but it is true of Dusk.

Maybe all of that isn't enough for our culture these days, where
everything seemingly has to be Mega this or Super that -- including
human beings. And perhaps Realism isn't good enough in a world which
tends toward the hyperreal.

The form (structure) of the novel is wound so tight you could use it to
drive a small clock. Which isn't to say that it has a complex plot --
as Chandler noted above, there are other considerations -- and in fact
the plot is a fairly simplistic one.

The narrative writing doesn't flow as smoothly as I would want it to or
as it would had I written it today. But it's acceptable, equal to most
and better than some, and in various places has its really nice moments.

And, after a year, I'm still finding typos in the damn thing.

Looking back, the whole period was like some sort of a dream that I was
lost in. I felt this inner need that was just amazing.

It's also finished. And that's a very good thing. It's in the rear
view mirror now, tailgating me. I stick my hand out the window and
give it a wave, hit my foot on the accelerator, honk my horn, put some
distance on it, head for the next town, for the next state.


<i>That Killer Smile</i> (Part 1)

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THAT KILLER SMILE


a Pat Maginess private-eye novella

by

Edward Piercy

(Proof of 8/29/2006)


@ Copyright 2006 by Edward Piercy
Copying or duplicating this work
is prohibited without permission
of the author.


Cover Art:
"Duplicity" by Edward Piercy

For Phil Koller -- With thanks.


"I am losing my voice calling you, speak to me, tell me the truth."
-- Jacques Derrida.







Los Angeles, 1952


Part I

There had been an earthquake during the night. I didn't notice it until
the following morning when I got up and went into the bathroom to shave
and found a crack in the medicine cabinet mirror running all the way down
from top to bottom. The first thing I did was to go around and check the
rest of my little house out, in particular the gas lines in the kitchen.
They seemed to be okay and I couldn't smell any gas fumes. The only other
damage I found was a two-foot crack at the bottom of the bedroom wall on
the far side of my bed. I tend to be a pretty good sleeper when I'm in my
own bed, and evidently I had slept right through the damn thing.

I shaved, moving my head to put my face now to one side of the crack
and then the other. The medicine cabinet was of the old style built all
of a piece into the wall. The hinges to the door had been thrown out of
whack by the earthquake as well and the whole unit looked slightly
askew. As I shaved I started calculating how much that particular fix
was going to cost me, seeing as the whole cabinet unit was going to have
to be ripped out and replaced. That was the problem with owning your own
place. Every little thing that went wrong came out of your own pocket.

After showering I put on one of my newer suits, the grey one, and
matched it with a grey-and-blue striped tie. I combed my hair and
brushed my teeth with Bright-White toothpaste and gargled a minute,
holding my tie with my left hand as I spat into the sink. I looked up
into the mirror and smiled, trying to get myself motivated to meet the
new client I had on my schedule that morning. But the crack in the
mirror broke my smile in two. I moved my face to the right and left,
keeping the smile set, peeking around the crack.

"Ready for the day, Maginess, you handsome devil?" I said to the
mirror. Neither Patrick Maginess in the mirror said anything back,
either the one on the left or the one on the right. I found myself
thinking about a story I had read a while back in STRANGE STORIES, about
a man who was haunted by a doppelganger, a twin version of his own self.

"Who knows, maybe I can charge twice my normal fee" I said to myself
and to no one in particular, grabbing my keys and wallet. Then I stuffed
my .38 Smith and Wesson into the shoulder holster and put the little .22
automatic in my right pocket. It was time to go to work.

I drove the old Plymouth west and then south and then west again. My
appointment was with the president of the Baffin Corporation, at eight
o'clock sharp. Carmen, my secretary, had set the appointment up for me
the day before and at that point I had no idea what the case was about.
The security guy at the gate house at the Baffin Building came out
slowly and leaned over to talk.

"Pat Maginess" I told him. "Here to see Mr. Richardson."

"Of course, Mr. Maginess. Just drive up through the parking lot till
you get to the building, then take a left. You'll see the V.I.P. parking
lot to the side of the building. You've got the okay to park there."

"Thanks" I said. I found the special parking lot and pulled into it
and walked to the front of the building. The lobby to the Baffin
building was two stories high fronted entirely by glass. There was
another security station towards the elevators and I stopped at it and
gave my name. The guard was evidently expecting me.

"Right this way, Mr. Maginess" he said, standing up. He led me to the
back of the elevator corridor to the one in the rear. He turned a
special key next to the elevator and the doors opened immediately. We
got in the elevator and the guard stuck his key in and we went up.

"Mr. Richardson's office is on the seventh floor" the guard told me.
"This elevator is the express."

"I kinda feel like Moses has parted the Red Sea for me here."

The guard smiled and nodded. "Mr. Richardson's office called down
earlier. Told us to give you the quick pass."

The guard left me to my own devices once on the seventh floor, but
there wasn't really any doubt about the layout. Down the hall I found a
reception area and at the rear of it a large desk. Behind the desk a
dark-haired secretary sat, already giving me a look of appraisal as I
walked up. I must have passed muster, as she smiled when I reached her
desk.

"I'd tell you my name, but my guess is they already called up" I told
her.

She laughed. "I guess you are a private-eye, after all. You are correct.
Please come this way, Mr. Maginess."

She opened the left of two panelled doors leading in to what proved to
be a huge office, decorated to the nines with contemporary modern
furniture.

"Mr. Richardson will join you shortly" she said. "Just have a seat and
make yourself comfortable. Would you like some coffee?"

"No, I'm fine" I said, twirling my hat on finger. "Thanks."

I took a seat in front of the huge maple desk and figited with the
hat. About three minutes later a man came through a set of double French
doors at the edge of the office. He was a tall, stout man with a strong
jaw that looked like it could take a couple dozen punches without really
feeling it too much. He was about fifty-five or so, wearing an expensive
dark-grey suit. He was carrying a golf putter in one hand. He came up to
me briskly and I rose and took his hand.

"Clovis Richardson" he said, giving my hand two good shakes. He went
behind the desk and leaned the putter up against the wall.

"I apologize" he said. "I was out on the roof. I have a little putting
green out there. Helps to keep the tension down."

"Sounds nice" I said.

"Well" he said, fitting himself into the large desk chair. "I'm glad you
were available on such short notice. Did your secretary mention anything
about this matter?"

Carmen hadn't been given any details, so I didn't have any either.

"No" I said. "She didn't go into it."

"There's a little problem we have here, Mr. Maginess. But first, let me
ask you a question. Do you know what we do here at Baffin Corporation?"

"I think you make shampoos and such, correct?"

"That's how we started out, yeah. After the war we were just a start-
up company and we got into the shampoo and hair care product line. But,
well, let's just say it branched quickly out from there. These days we
make all sorts of products. Our main money-maker these days is Bright-
White toothpaste. Do you know it?"

"I use it myself" I said, lighting a smoke.

"Excellent. Bright-White has made a lot of money, Mr. Maginess. We have
a significant market base out there. And we intend to keep it that way.
In fact, we just signed Craig Simpson to do some advertising for us.
He's going to do a product endorsement for us on the television. We're
very optimistic about that. You know his show, right? Secret Agent?"

"I'm afraid I don't" I said. "I haven't gotten around to buying a
television yet."

"Oh. Well, it's a really popular program, primarily because of Craig
Simpson. As the saying goes, the men want to be like him and the women
just want him. He's got that killer smile, Mr. Maginess. Just a great
smile. Perfect for Bright-White toothpaste."

Richardson paused and lit a cigarette with a big heavy metal lighter
he picked up off his desk. Then he bent over the desk a bit and punched
a button.

"Claire" he said into the intercom, "is Casey out there yet?"

A little tin voice came back over the box.

"Good, send him in."

As soon as Richardson stopped talking the door opened. A short,
balding man in thick glasses walked up to the desk. He had a long white
laboratory coat on and was carrying a clipboard. He nodded at us, then
took the chair to the left of me and turned it ninety degrees so that it
was almost facing me.

"Mr. Maginess, this is Dr. Tom Casey. He's a chemist. He's also the
head of Research and Development here at Baffin.

Casey and I said our hellos. Richardson stubbed out his cigarette into
a stone ashtray and gave me a serious look.

"One of our scientists is missing, Mr. Maginess. William Creek. In
fact, you could say that he's our main scientist here."

"Creek is a genius" Casey said from my left. "Virginia Polytechnic,
Summa Cum Laude. He did his doctoral research in biochemistry at the
University of Virginia. It was on the chemical nature of the cocoa bean.
Creek was curious as to what made it taste exactly the way it did. His
research went unnoticed in its time. But it was the beginning of what
would eventually be called food additive science."

"Maybe we should just skip ahead a bit, Tom. The main thing is that
Creek has been working here for about three years now. He's been working
on a new formula for us. And now he's missing."

"How long has he been missing?" I asked.

"A week now" Casey said, shaking his head. "He was here a week ago, last
Friday. But he didn't come in Monday morning, as usual. Or any other day
this past week."

"And I take it you've tried calling him and so forth."

"Of course. I've had Claire calling his place since Tuesday morning.
Practically every hour. I had her call the hospitals. No report of him
there, either. We decided yesterday that we had better call in a
professional" Richarson said. "That's when we called you."

"It's just not like him" Casey added, a bit sadly. "He isn't an
alcoholic or anything. So this isn't some sort of a binge."

There were a lot of reasons why a man could skip. But it would have
been idle speculation to go into it.

"I suppose that if he had been hit by a car or something, yeah, you
would have heard. Provided he had the right kind of I.D. in his wallet,
of course."

"We need to find him, Maginess" Richardson said. "I take it that when
you work for a client that you work confidentially, am I correct?"

"That's correct."

"That's one reason we didn't call the police about this. Creek was
working on a very hush-hush project for us. He had just cracked the
formula for a mint-flavored toothpaste. A huge leap, Mr. Maginess. It
will give us a significant edge over our competitors when we can get it
out there."

"Mint flavored toothpaste?" I said, rather surprised.

"The American people don't want toothpaste that tastes like toothpaste,
Mr. Maginess" Richardson said.

"They don't?"

"No" Casey said from the other side. "They don't. They want toothpaste
that tastes like mint."

"They do?"

"We're convinced of it" Richardson said, slamming his palm down on the
desk. "It's becoming a terrible world, Mr. Maginess. The Communists are
running all over the place. Then there's the a-bomb. Why, in a few short
years those Commies could bomb our cities. Cities reduced to rubble.
Millions dead. Women, children running around with their skin falling
off from radiation. Our pets with their tails falling off."

"Pets with their tails falling off?"

"Umm, what Mr. Richardson is saying, Mr. Maginess, is that people want
to be assured of something" Casey told me. "They want something they can
look to and take some comfort in."

"Like mint toothpaste?" I said, taking a wild stab at it.

"Precisely" Richardson said. "And from the look of it now, Mr. Maginess,
that might never happen. Creek was one of a kind. Without him, the
formula for mint toothpaste might take another generation. And then what
will happen to the American public, Mr. Maginess? Let me ask you, what
will happen then?"

"I really don't know, Mr. Richardson. I really don't."

"They will suffer. Not to mention the amount of money Baffin has put
into this research already. Years of research. Years. And hundreds of
thousands of dollars."

"The human tongue is a very sensitive instrument, Mr. Maginess" Casey
told me, rocking forward and back in his chair. "It is the most complex
of all the sense organs."

"I would have thought it was the eyeball" I said.

"Oh, no. It is the tongue. The eye is of course quite complex. It is
the world's most perfect camera. But the tongue, Mr. Maginess, is capable
of the most complex chemical analysis. That's why it's so hard to
develop artificial flavors. The tongue can differentiate the most subtle
differences in chemical composition. Of course, the person tasting one
particular flavor may not know why it doesn't quite taste like vanilla,
for example. They just know there's something odd with it. It's very
hard to fool the human tongue."

"Well, I do know that some whiskeys taste better than others."

"That is it precisely" Casey said, still rocking. "Your tongue tells
you the difference."

"I won't argue with my tongue, then."

"Mr. Maginess" Richardson said, "let's get back to things at hand. What
we have here is a very bad situation. We need to find Creek."

"Let me ask you something, Mr. Richardson. Is there any possibility
that Creek may have flown the coop and taken his new formula to some
other company?"

Richardson looked at me like he was reliving some horrible nightmare.
"I suppose it is possible, yes. Creek was under contract to us. We had
first rights to his formula. I talked with our lawyers, and they
basically said that if that happened then we could file a civil action.
But that would take years. And by then, it would be too late. Our
competitors would have gotten the jump on us. And that is why it is so
important that we find him, and find him quickly. Before he could ever
do anything like that. Not that he has, mind you. But better to be on
the safe side. So, what do you say? Are you going to help us on this
one? Will you take the case?"

I sat there for a second and calculated the number of sleazy divorce
cases it would take me to make the money that I could on the one being
offered. I didn't like missing person's cases. All too often they led to
going out of town, where I would invariably end up in some hotel with a
horrible lumpy bed and a brick-hard pillow. But Baffin was a large
company, and if I played my cards right I thought I might be able to get
some sort of nice bonus on this one.

"I charge fifty dollars a day plus expenses" I told Richardson. "And I
want a bonus coming out of it at the end. Assuming I find Creek."

Richardson leaned back in his seat, considered it for a minute.

"What kind of a bonus are we talking about?" he asked suspiciously.

"I think fifteen grand would do it" I told him, looking him straight
in the eye.

"Fifteen? Are you serious?"

"Think of the American people, Mr. Richardson. The American people."

Richardson thought about it a second, then leaned forward in his chair
and slammed his palm down again.

"You don't come cheap, Mr. Maginess, I'll say that. But I agree. For
the American people. Assuming you find Creek, of course. No Creek, no
cash."

"Well put, Mr. Richardson. No Creek, no cash. Now, I need some
information. I'm going to need Creek's address and telephone number. And
I'd also like to see what he had in the way here of a desk, if he had
one. And if he had some sort of personal locker, I need to see that
too."

Richardson looked over at Casey. "Can you take care of that?" he asked
him.

Casey nodded. "With most of it. He didn't have a locker."

"I should tell you, Mr. Maginess, that we've already been through
Creek's desk. First thing we did when he didn't show up the second
morning was I called security and we busted open up his file drawer.
His notes to the formula were gone."

"He kept notes, then. How big would this file be?"

Casey leaned up. "Not thick. Maybe six or seven pages. Maybe less."

"That doesn't seem like a very thick file for all those years of
research" I said.

"You don't know scientists" Casey said, shrugging. "We like to keep
things simple."

"Maybe you could take Mr. Maginess downstairs, Casey. I'm sure you can
handle it from here. I have a meeting in ten minutes that I have to get
ready for."

Richardson stood and extended his hand and we shook again. "We need to
find Creek, Mr. Maginess. I'm counting on you."

"I'll find him, Mr. Richardson" I told him, deciding it wouldn't hurt to
be on the optimistic side. "One way or another."

I walked with Casey out of the office and to the elevator. But all I
was really seeing at that point were dollar signs.

********

We took one of the regular elevators down to the second floor. As soon
as we exited we came to another guard station, this one a lot more
serious-looking than the previous ones and enclosed by sliding glass
windows. A middle-aged guard sat behind the station, looked up at us,
then smiled.

"Well, I'll be damned" I said, approaching him. "Jerry Salazar. How the
hell are you, pal?"

Salazar stood and exited the station and came around and took my hand.
He patted me on the back. "Sorry I didn't meet you earlier. I knew you
were coming in on the case."

"Did you have anything to do with that?" I asked him.

"I might have dropped a recommendation" he smiled.

Jerry had been an L.A.P.D. cop for a dozen years or so. But he decided
down the line that he couldn't stand the corruption and the type of
people he occasionally had to deal with at the department and he
eventually left the force. I hadn't seen him in about three years.

"So, how's life at Baffin Corporation?" I asked him.

"Great. Good pay. No overtime, at least not usually. No bullshit to
deal with, at least not normally. You know how it goes. I'm the head of
security here."

"That's just great, Jerry. Congratulations. Couldn't have happened to a
nicer guy."

Jerry got serious for a second. "So, Pat. What do you think of this?"

"Too soon to tell, Jerry" I said, sliding my hands down into my
pockets. "But I'm hopeful. I don't like the one week deal, to be honest.
Missing that amount of time makes things a little tougher."

Salazar shook his head in agreement. "Yeah, I know. I tried to get
Richardson to do something earlier. But he kept thinking...hell, I don't
know what he was thinking."

I patted him on the arm.

"Don't give up yet. Pat Maginess is on the case."

He laughed. "Yeah, I feel better already."

Salazar walked us over to a set of double doors behind the security
station and got out a serious looking ring of keys. He picked one out
and opened the door, held it open for us.

"Welcome to Baffin Corporation Research and Development Labs" he
announced.

"Thanks, Jerry. And I'll try to give you a call and keep you up on
things."

"Thanks, Pat. I'd appreciate that."

Casey took me down the hall past a series of individual labs. At the
end of the hall he stopped and unlocked another door.

"This is Dr. Creeks unit" he explained. The laboratory was smaller than
I expected it to be. It had that unusual yet rather pleasant smell that
chemistry labs always seemed to have. There were two rows of tall lab
tables in the center loaded with glass lab ware and bunsen burners and
such. Along the left wall were a series of refrigerators, followed by a
few desks and some test equipment. The right wall was taken up with
cabinets above and other tables with other test equipment below. At the
end of the left center lab table was a desk. Casey stopped at it.

"This is Dr. Creek's desk."

"He doesn't have an office?" I asked.

Casey shook his head. "He likes to be where the action is, I suppose
you could say."

I sat down at the desk and started rummaging through it. The bottom
right drawer of the desk was a file drawer, and had obviously been crow-
barred open.

"They didn't go gentle with this one" I said.

Casey just shook his head. "They were a little on the nervous side."

"I'll bet they were. Your lead alchemist goes down, and maybe takes
the magic formula with him."

There was nothing in the desk that could be of any help. It was a dead
end as far as the laboratory went.

"So what is Creek like?" I asked Casey.

"He's a genius" Casey said simply.

"Yeah, yeah. But what is he like as a person? You know, as a man. It
might help me to find him quicker, Doctor, if you could tell me
something about him. I've found in cases dealing with missing people
that the more about a person I know, the likelier it is that I find
them."

Casey thought about that for a moment. Then he leaned up against the
end of the tall lab bench and crossed his arms.

"He is very methodical. To a T. His brain is very organized. He
usually knows just the path to get to where he needs to go. If he gets
stuck, and all of us do occasionally, he doesn't panic. He simply backs
up and retraces his steps, looking for where the error crept in. But
that is only half of it. He has incredible intuition as well. He will
be at point A and all of a sudden he will be looking at point D. That's
something that I found fascinating, and sometimes almost scary. Just
that ability to make great leaps like that. I couldn't do that in a
million years."

"What about his personal relationships?" I said. I pulled out a Pall
Mall and lit it, took my hat off and put it on the desk.

Casey looked down at the floor. He didn't look happy.

"There's something I should probably tell you, Mr. Maginess."

"What's that?"

"There is a woman here. Her name is Mary Pollard. She's one of our lab
technicians. A wonderful girl. And a top-notch technician. Anyway, I think
Casey and her, they were involved together. If you know what I mean."

"So she knew him pretty well, then" I commented.

"Yes."

"How long have they been going together?"

"It's hard to say. But I think it has been going on for about a year.
At least by the time of the corporate Christmas party, they were
obviously together."

"I'd like to talk to this Mary Pollard. Right away, if possible."

Casey looked even more unhappy than before.

"She isn't here, Mr. Maginess. She hasn't been here since last Friday,
either."

"What?" I cried, getting up out of the chair. "You mean this Mary girl
is missing, too?"

"Evidently."

"And why didn't you mention this upstairs? Or is it that you care
about your money-maker, but not about a girl who's just a technician?"

"Oh, no" Casey protested, turning to me. "That's not it at all. I care
about Mary very much. She's a wonderful person. It's just that...well,
Richardson doesn't know she is missing. I didn't tell him about her."

"And just why the hell not, if you don't mind me asking, Dr. Casey?"

"Well, you see, I hired her. We lost our former technician very
suddenly. He got his degree in hand, and the next day he called in and
quit. I was in a bind. Luckily, I was able to find Mary. She had
excellent credentials. And as it so happened she could start right
away."

"Forgive me, doctor, but nothing about that tells me why you didn't
report her missing."

"I felt responsible" he said. He was beginning to come unglued. He
tossed his clipboard onto the lab table and threw up his hands. "I had
hired her. Creek went missing. And Mary, too. And then there was the
fact that they were involved together. I thought that it might come back
to me somehow, since I had brought her in here in the first place. I
didn't want Richardson to know. But I told you, didn't I, Mr. Maginess?
I told you."

"Yeah, you told me, doctor" I said, making a few scawls in my notebook.
"At least eventually. So, I take it that you haven't heard from Mary,
either. She hasn't called in, stopped in to pick up a paycheck or anything?"

"No" Casey said, sadly.

"And did anybody call around trying to find Mary?"

"I did. Claire was taking care of Creek. I made it my responsibility to
try to get hold of Mary. But I haven't been able to reach her."

I paced in front of the desk and thought about it a bit. Chances were that
Creek and Mary had both flown the coop together. And with the file missing,
it just sounded very much on the suspicious side.

"Did Mary know about the formula?" I asked him.

"Yes. Of course. She was Creek's research assistant."

"And did she know where the file was kept? Did she have access to it?"

"She knew about the file. She didn't have the key. Only Creek had the
key. Not even Security had the key to that drawer. Creek insisted on it."

"Okay, doctor. Is there anything else you are keeping back? Because if
there is, now would be one helluva good time to get it out."

Casey simply shook his head. "Nothing. I've told you everything."

"I need addresses, doctor. For Creek and Mary."

"I can give you Creek's address. I've been over to his apartment many
times. Mary, I don't know. I had her telephone in case of an emergency.
For the address, you'll have to see Personnel about that one. But
they're closed on Fridays."

I pulled out my lock-picking kit and opened it up in front of Casey.

"No problem there, Dr. Casey. Just lead the way."

We took the elevator down to the Personnel office on the first floor
and I went to work.

"You know, Mr. Maginess. I could get security to unlock that."

It never hurts to show off your stuff in front of a client. "Naw" I said,
winking at him. "More fun this way."

The lock clicked and we went into the office and turned on the light.
Two minutes later we had found the right file cabinet and I had Mary
Pollard's employment file in my hands. I copied down the address and
telephone number and gave the file the once over. All her references
were from back east, from Massachusetts. She had received her B.S.
degree in chemistry from Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

"M.I.T., huh? Pretty impressive stuff."

"Yes. As I told you, her credentials were excellent. And she had just
moved out here. That's one reason I could grab her up so quickly. She
had just moved to Los Angeles and was looking for a job."

"And I take it you did a thorough check on all this information? To
make sure she had the degree and everything?"

"Oh lord, yes. When it comes to the R&D area, Personnel has
instructions to do the most complete backgrounds they can. They even
check with the F.B.I."

"Even though you were, as you put it, in a bind?"

"I have to admit she started work before the background was done. But
they did complete the process a few days later. I'm not stupid, Mr. Maginess.
This is very secret research we do here."

"Did she have any friends here at Baffin? Or otherwise? Other than
Dr. Creek, of course."

"No. Or rather I don't know. I used to see her in the employee
cafeteria every once in a while talking with the Irish girl."

"The Irish girl? What's her name?"

Casey shook his head. "I don't know. We have over two-hundred
employees here at Baffin, Mr. Maginess."

"What department does she work in?"

"I have no idea."

"But you saw Mary talking with this Irish girl on a regular basis,
huh." Casey nodded. "And why do you call her the Irish girl?"

"Oh, you should see her" Casey said, excitedly. "Very tiny. Short curly
red hair. Very red. Flame red. And when she wears short sleeve dresses,
you can see the freckles all the way down her arms."

Unless I was mistaken, Casey had a little bit of a crush. "You ever
see what kind of car she drives?"

"No. Different parking lots. I'm in the V.I.P. lot."

"Is Personnel the only office that is closed on Fridays? Or are there
others?"

"It's just Personnel. We have a fairly stable workforce here. It just
doesn't pay to keep Personnel open all the time. They're closed on
Tuesdays, also."

"Yeah, I saw the sign on the door. So everybody else works Monday
through Friday?"

"Yes. There are two shifts."

"Two?"

"There used to by just one, but it was madness getting on the
elevators with everyone getting off at five o'clock. So Richardson came
up with the idea of having some people work eight to five, and others
work eight-thirty to five-thirty. And I must say, it really did improve
things."

I picked up a photo of Mary Pollard from the file folder. "Does
everyone have their photo taken when they start here?"

"Yes. That was the head of Security's idea."

That would be Jerry Salazar, again. It would be just like him to get
pictures so that his security men could get to know the employees by
their faces. Jerry always was a people guy. A nice touch, too, security-
wise.

"Mind if I take this photo?" I said.

Casey shrugged.

"I'd like to see Creek's file too, while I'm at it."

I found Creeks' file and went through it and got his telephone number
from it. I looked through the file a bit, but there wasn't really
anything useful. I took his photo also.

"Well, Dr. Casey. I think that will be it for now. Can I get your
telephone numbers here and at home? Just in case I need some further
information."

I pulled out of the Baffin lot and headed back east. I stopped at a
favorite drive-in of mine and had a burger in the car and went through
the notebook and ran the information over. The first obvious step was to
visit Creek's apartment. There wasn't a very big chance that he would be
there. Creek had been missing for a good number of days, and it didn't
make much sense that he was just at home, lounging around his apartment,
taking a few days off work. He would have called in if that were the
case. But I had to check it out. He could be lying on the floor, dead of
a heart attack. But with the combined disappearance of Mary Pollard I
didn't think that likely. I wanted to check through Creek's apartment
just to eliminate it as a possibility and to look for any leads. Then I
would do the same thing with Mary Pollard and her apartment.

Creek lived in a newer, two-story apartment off West Vine. The building
looked on the higher end of the rent scale. I lucked out, though. It
wasn't a secured building. I walked through the double doors as pretty
as you please and went up the elevator to the second floor. I knocked at
Creek's door, more going through the motions than anything else. Then I
picked the lock and went in.

The apartment wasn't quite what I expected. It was decorated with
overstuffed furniture and thick drapes and nick-naks all over the place.
Given a few doilies placed on the arms of the chairs, it could have been
my grandmother's apartment back in Connecticut in the old days. Strange
that a man would have that kind of decor. Maybe he inherited it. But
that would mean he had to have had it shipped from Virginia. Which was
possible.

I checked around the living room and flipped through the books in the
bookcase. Then I went through the small writing desk. There was nothing
there in the way of a lead. I went into the kitchen. It was well- stocked,
with a lot of kitchens utensils such as a chef might use hanging on the
walls.

As soon as I entered the bedroom I knew that Creek had skipped. There
were hangers lying on the lace bedspread and the drawers to the dresser
were open. There were a few things left in the dresser, and I flipped
through them. Under a pair of old underwear I found a pretty nice
looking watch. Either it was broken or he had been in a hurry and had
missed it. I rotated the pin back and forth and within a minute it
started ticking. That pretty much answered that one. If Creek had been
as meticulous as Casey claimed then he must have been in one hell of a
hurry. I considered slipping the watch in my pocket, thought better of
it and tossed it back in the drawer.

The closet was empty except for some hangers and an old sports jacket
that had obviously seen better days. I searched the bedroom for any
suitcases, but there were none.

Creek was gone. I knew that much. Now I just had to find out where he
had gone off to. And then bring him in. And then collect my fifteen
grand.

"Simple" I said to myself and to no one in particular. "Should have it
wrapped up by midnight."

Mary Pollard's building wasn't as posh as Creek's, but it was
respectable. I went up to her floor and knocked. Then I knocked again.
Unlike Creek, I thought there might be a chance that Mary was home. The
whole thing could have been just a crazy break-up between two lovers.
Creek gets mad and runs off. Mary feels bad about it and stays home and
nurses her emotional wounds and doesn't bother to call in to work or
even answer the phone. It wouldn't be the first time in history two
lovers had gone through all of that.

After knocking a while I let myself into Mary's apartment also. Her
furnishings were about what you would expect from a normal working
person. My own apartment would have looked pretty much like it, I
thought, if I hadn't just bought my little house. My little house
didn't have anything at all in it yet except for my bed and a kitchen
table and some patio furniture.

I searched through the living room. I didn't find much. In one of the
end tables I found a album of old photos. They showed Mary as a girl,
one of her graduating from college. The usual stuff.

The last photo in the album caught my attention. It was obviously some
sort of office party, from the decorations certainly the office
Christmas party Casey had spoke of. The photo showed Mary Pollard at a
round table in what looked like the cafeteria. She was dolled up real
nice and was looking up at the camera with a big smile on her face. She
had a charming smile. Obviously shy, yet bright and somewhat open at the
same time. It was an odd combination of contradictory elements that just
pulled you in. To me she came across in the photo as a girl who was not
quite sure about everything that was going on around her but was somehow
willing to mingle anyway.

Sitting next to her at the table was William Creek. He was smiling too,
a more tight-lipped smile but a big one regardless. He had his arm on
the back of Mary's chair and was kicked back in his own with his drink
in front of him. He looked a little on the egotistical side somehow. But
perhaps that was due to sitting next to his girl, Mary Pollard.

On the other side of Mary, although not sitting as close as Creek, was
Clovis Richardson. Richardson wasn't looking at the camera. Instead the
photo had been taken as he was staring down at this drink. He was
grinning, but his eyes told the real story. He didn't look too happy.
Either that, or he was bored.

"Maybe he doesn't like slumming with the help" I said. I put the photo
album back in the drawer.

I checked out the kitchen next. The cabinets were stocked. The bottle
of milk in the refrigerator was just starting to go sour. That was
pretty much in line with a week-long disappearance if you took into
account that she had bought the milk a few days before she left.

As I closed the refrigerator door the little red light went off in my
head. It was the memory of the photo album that had set it off. An album
like that was very personal, just the kind of thing that a person
would tuck into their suitcase even on a sudden, impetuous move.

I ran back into the bedroom, fearing that I would find Mary lying on
the floor after having come to some bad end. Fortunately, that wasn't
the case. But she hadn't packed her bags, either. Mary's bedroom
appeared untouched, as if she had just gone out to the movie and would
be back in a couple of hours. Her stuff was still in the dresser and her
closet was stuffed with dresses and hat boxes and shoes. I looked around
for a suitcase, and found two under the bed and a travel trunk sitting
empty against the far wall.

I sat down on the bed and lit a Pall Mall. As of an hour or so ago the
most likely scenario that fit the facts so far was that Creek had
decided to take off with the formula and had taken his girlfriend with
him. But that scenario didn't make much sense anymore, given Mary's
apartment. If Creek and Mary had run away together, Mary's clothes would
be gone also. Something was screwy.

The likelihood that two people who worked for the same company would
disappear at the same time due to two totally different sequences of
events was probably zero. There was still a chance that Creek had simply
run off. But the two disappearances had to be linked in some way or
another, even if it hadn't happened in the way I first thought. What was
screwy was that I didn't have enough facts yet and it was making my brain
screwy and a screwy brain can't solve a case.

I looked at my watch. It was just coming up on three o'clock. There was
just enough time to stop in for a few drinks somewhere. Then I would go
back to Baffin and try to find the Irish girl.

********

A few minutes before five o'clock I pulled into the Baffin Corporation
grounds and parked again in the V.I.P. lot. I did a quick tour around
the exterior of the building. Besides a few emergency doors, the front
lobby was the only entry to the building. If the Irish girl who was
friends with Mary was at work one that particular day, she would have to
come out the front. Unless she was missing too, of course. And I didn't
even want to think about that one. I had quite enough missing people on
my plate with just Creek and Pollard. I stood outside the entrance and
smoked.

Right after five employees began streaming out of the building. I kept
an eye out for the Irish girl. From Casey's description, she would be
easy to spot. But by five-fifteen there was no sign of her. I snuck a
few sips of rye from the bottle in my jacket and chained-smoked a couple
of Pall Malls. Just after five-thirty people began coming out again. A
short redhead came out of the building. She was walking so fast that I
almost missed her. I ran up behind her and fell in at her side as she
walked across the parking lot.

"Excuse me, Miss" I said to her. "My name is Pat Maginess. I'm a
private investigator, working for your company."

She looked up at me suspiciously and kept on walking. I pulled out my
wallet and held it up in front of her as we walked.

"See there? Private Investigator. Says it right there on the license.
I'm looking for Mary Pollard. It seems she's missing."

The Irish girl stopped abruptly as if she had hit a brick wall.

"Missing?" she said.

"Yeah, hasn't been in to work since last week. The company got
concerned. Hired me to find her."

"Missing?" she said, looking down at the pavement, more to herself than
to me.

"That's right. Hey, do you think we could go back to the building and
talk a bit? With all these cars pulling out, I'm afraid I'm going to get
run over here. Besides, it's quieter."

"Missing" she said once again. Then she looked up at me. "All right,
Mr..."

"Maginess" I said.

"Maginess. I have some Maginess relatives in Donegal, I think. Not
thatI would recognize them if I saw them. Let's go back to the building."

She started off slowly, obviously deep in thought, but then resumed
her normal bat-out-of-hell walk. We went into the lobby. The security
guard gave me a stare and then a nod. The redhead marched over to one of
the marble benches in the lobby and sat down and crossed her legs
tightly. She was certainly attractive, I thought. It was easy to figure
why Casey had a crush on her. She was about five-foot tall and skinny as
a stick. Her face was porcelain-fair and beautiful, with just a trace of
freckles in front of her ears to give you something to nibble at. She
was wearing a classy-looking red print dress and black stockings and
high-heels. Just guessing, I judged her to be about mid-thirties. But it
was sometimes tough to estimate with redheads. She could have been a
very young looking forty-five.

"First, can I get your name, Miss?"

She laughed. "Miss? That's a good one. The name's Peggy O'Grady. Just
call me Grady."

"Okay, Grady. How long have you worked here at Baffin?"

"About five years."

"And what is your position here?"

"I'm an accountant. But let's cut the crap. What's this about Mary?"

"Well, she's missing, like I said. I'm afraid I can't tell you much
about it so far as I've just started the investigation. So any
information that you could give me about her would really help me out. I
hear that you had lunch together sometimes."

"We sat together. It wasn't as if it we made a date of it or anything.
If we saw each other in the cafeteria, we would sit together. That's
pretty much it."

"But you talked with her, I take it. Did you become friends?"

"Depends on what you would call friends. I asked her out to dinner a
few times. But she was seeing a man. She didn't like women."

I had to think about that one.

"She didn't like women? But, she seemed to like you well enough,
right? Just because she didn't have the time to go to dinner with
you...oh, okay. I get it. Don't worry, Grady, this isn't an investigation
into the personal lives of employees. I'm simply trying to find Mary.
Now, I heard from a source that she was seeing somebody here at the
company. You said she was seeing a man? Did she tell you about it?"

"First thing, Maginess. Mary was a total wallflower. And I mean in a
big way. I did most of the talking when we were at lunch. I tried to get
her to come out of that big clam shell of hers. She was so lovely. And
so intelligent. And that smile of hers, my god, it just made you want to
throw your arms around her. I managed to get her out of the shell a
little. But she didn't tell me anything about her life."

"If that's the case, how did you know that she was seeing somebody?"

Grady looked at me and smiled. "Score one for the private-eye and
logic. You're right. She did mention some things. She told me she was
seeing a new man. Evidently, he was married. And rich. I'm sure you know
the type, being in your line of work. They only saw each other on
Fridays, evidently."

I knew from Creek's personnel file that he was single. The information
Grady was telling me was evidently taking me in a new direction, if the
information was correct.

"Are you sure that the man she was seeing was married?"

Grady looked at me and shook her head, as if I were a hopeless case.

"She was so naive. She leaned over when told me, putting her hand over
her mouth as she said it. And then she giggled. Giggled, can you believe
that? As if she were doing something really naughty that nobody had ever
done before. I think she liked the idea of it. That was the sad thing.
Like I said, very naive."

"And I don't suppose she mentioned his name?"

"Nope."

"Did she mention anything else about him at all? It would really help
if you could remember some things, Grady. It might be something that you
might consider insignificant. But it might help me anyway."

Grady looked off across the lobby and held her knee and bounced her calf
up and down. It was a perfectly turned calf.

"Well, she said he had a really expensive car. And that he would take
her out for drives on their Friday dates and drive really fast. And then
she giggled some more. As if driving fast was really naughty, too."

"Anything else?"

"I can't think of anything."

"She didn't happen to say anything about taking a trip or anything, did
she? Or maybe a vacation? Anything about getting another job, moving to
a different company?"

"No, nothing like that. I definitely would have remembered that kind
of thing. Come to think of it, though, she did say one strange thing
last Wednesday. The Wednesday before last, I mean. We were sitting at
the lunch table and she leaned over to me and touched my arm. And then
she asked me whether I thought that most men were the forgiving type.
She seemed sad when she said it. I simply told her I didn't know. That
it probably depends on the man."

"That was a week and a half ago, then. When was the last time you
talked with her?"

"It was that day. That lunch." I wrote a few things in my notebook.

"And she didn't go into detail then, either, I take it."

"No. She didn't."

"Did she mention anything about another man she was seeing? Like
someone here at Baffin? Evidently, her and another employee went to the
Christmas party together last December."

"That's a new one on me. Another man? Oh, lord. What a mixed-up girl.
But it doesn't surprise me, either. Somebody here you say? I don't
remember her getting together with anyone in the cafeteria. As for the
Christmas party, I didn't go. Not exactly a lot for me there, if you
know what I mean."

That wasn't much. But it was more than I had come in with. Mary was
seeing another man, and that added a whole new element into it, a whole
range of new possibilities. And it also added a lot more unanswered
questions.

"So," Mary said, "the company hired you to find her, huh? It's hard to
believe they would do that. Employee or not."

"It's part of a package deal I'm offering this month" I said, flipping
the notebook closed. "Two jobs for the price of one."

Grady looked at me, grinned, and raised her eyebrows.

"You're full of shit, Maginess" she said.

I nodded. "I've been told that."

Back at the V.I.P. parking lot I looked around a bit. There was only
one car in the lot that broadcasted speed and money. I walked up to it.
It was a Jaguar, British racing green. Its light-tan leather top was
stored neatly at the back of the cockpit. I admired it a bit, running my
hand over the exquisite leather of the interior. Every detail was
perfect, from the wood in the dash and the steering wheel to the metal
trim around the edge of the cockpit.

I went back into the building and walked up to the security guard at
the desk.

"Hello, Altman" I said, remembering his name tag from earlier in the
day.

"What can I do you for, Mr. Maginess?" he said. "Do you need to go
upstairs again?"

"Naw," I said, putting my arm on the counter and leaning against it a
bit. "I was just curious about something. Who owns that incredible
looking Jaguar out in the lot? Some lucky guy, I suppose. What a set of
wheels."

Altman leaned back and smiled. "Oh, that's Mr. Richardson's baby" he
said. "Nice, huh?"

"I'll say" I said. I straightened up and faced the entrance a bit and
stuck my hands deep into my pockets.

"Just fantastic."


<i>That Killer Smile</i> (Part 2)

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Part II


"Not drinking your usual rye and ginger tonight?" the bartender said,
putting a cold bottle of beer down on a napkin in front of me.

"Naw, working a case. Might have to do some stuff later. I don't know
yet."

He nodded, then walked off down the bar to help another customer. The
bartender's name was Bryce. But I never could get used to saying that
name. That was due to the fact that he had been the replacement for Jack
Blumenthal, the bartender that had served me up my drinks there since
the 30s and who had been a kind of uncle to me across the years. The kid
was all right, I guess. He was young, but I didn't hold that against
him. He just wasn't Jack. The walls of the Alley Cat lounge were the
same and the bar was the same and the carpet was the same. And Will the
cook and Vikki the waitress were still there. But without Jack
Blumenthal, I often felt like I was on some alien planet in the place.

"Well, if you get ready for the rye, just let me know, Mr. Maginess"
the bartender said, coming back down to me.

"Sure will, kid."

I had ordered one of Will's mystery dinners. Will would cook something
up now and then, kind of experimenting, and I would be his guinea pig.
Most of his creations were excellent, though, so it was a pleasure to
contribute. As I finished off the bottle of beer and started the second
Will brought out something he called "Italian Chinese Eggplant." I
normally didn't ask him what was in the dishes he served up. This one, I
guessed, contained eggplant. It was top-notch. I could have eaten two of
them.

After getting some dinner down I began to think about the case. From
what I knew about Mary Pollard so far she hardly seemed the type to go
out on the town to a nightclub and meet strange men. Mary by all
accounts seemed more of the basket-weaving class sort. And there
probably weren't a lot of rich, married men around Los Angeles
interested in basket-weaving.

Proximity was usually the key. We tend to become involved with the
people who are proximate to our lives somehow, people we meet
as we push ourselves through the daily grind. The people that we
become friends with and the people we will love and the people we will
come to hate are usually right next door to us, working in the same
office, sitting across from us every morning on the train, sacking up
our groceries and calling us by name.

Every once in a while, there is the happy accident. I had known a few
myself. Mary Pollard could have met her married lover that way also. But
my feeling was that it was much more likely that her clandestine lover
was a part of her normal circle somehow, a part of her normal life and
activities.

There was one man in Mary's normal circle who fit all the criteria. He
was rich. He was married. He drove a fast, expensive car.

He was Clovis Richardson.

"Hey, Bryce" I called down the bar, trying to use the name for once.
"I think I will take that rye."

The kid brought down the drink and sat it in front of me on a new
napkin. I slid a couple of bills across to him.

"So, how long have you been bartending?" I asked him.

"Oh, about two years now. I started off as a dishwasher in a
restaurant. Hot work, low pay. Then I got a break at this bar down in
Long Beach. They said they'd try me out as a bartender for a few days
and see if I worked out."

"You must have worked out" I said, taking a sip.

"Yeah. Strange things happen sometimes."

I had to laugh at that one. "Yeah, sometimes they do."

Strange things like the supremely extroverted Richardson having an
affair with the wallflower girl from M.I.T. I didn't have any proof of
that, of course. But in a way it made sense. I thought back to the photo
in Mary's album, the one at the Christmas party. I had thought then that
Richardson looked unhappy somehow. And a guy having his new flame sit
with her boyfriend not three feet away, all happy and smiling, that
would tend to make a man a little on the despondent side.

The kid passed by me on his way down the bar to serve some drinks. As
he passed I noticed my reflection in the mirror on the wall behind the
bar. The low light in the barroom gave my mirrored face a rather sinister
look, like I was some 20s gangster who had just drove in some barrels of
gin, the stock of a Thompson machine gun resting on my hip.

The word duplicitous came to mind. Sweet or not, Mary had been playing
a rather cruel little game. And it wasn't so much that she was seeing
two men at once. It was that she was hiding the fact that she was doing
it. But Mary Pollard had probably lived a rather sheltered life. As
Grady had put it, she was naive. And being naive, what she had been up
to probably did seem merely on the naughty side to her. She was too
inexperienced to know what a rotten world it is sometimes where people
get their hearts raked over the coals or their souls go to sleep on a
bed of nails.

And then there was Richardson himself. He wasn't exactly being
straight-up about things either. He was married. I suppose that he could
have some sort of an arrangement worked out with his wife. It was
certainly possible. But as things usually go, probably not.

"I'll have another, Bryce" I said as the kid passed by. I was starting
to get comfortable using the name. The kid, Bryce, brought me my new
drink.

"I'll be honest, Bryce. The guy you replaced, me and him went way back.
It's kind of tough for me seeing a new face behind the bar. If I
offended you in any way, I apologize."

Bryce shrugged. "I never felt that, Mr. Maginess. I think you've been
pretty nice to me."

I nodded, sipped my drink, lit a smoke. "Okay. Thanks."

It must have been tough for Clovis Richardson, in any case. And there
was duplicity involved in that, also. On the one hand, he wanted to keep
his golden-boy, Creek, happy and well-fed at the Baffin Corporation. But
then Mary Pollard entered into his life, and it was quite possible that
he had gotten much more emotionally involved in that one than he ever
expected.

If Creek found out about the affair, all hell could break lose. All it
would take was a simple confession from Mary and Creek would no doubt be
out the door. I didn't know that much about Creek as a man, but most men
wouldn't want to work for the guy who had been screwing their
girlfriend.

Richardson now had to be considered a suspect. He could have decided
that things had gotten too out of hand, and that in spite of his
feelings for Mary that she was a danger to his ambitions for the
company.

The only problem with that theory was the timing, the fact that the
disappearances had come at the same time or virtually the same time over
the same weekend. It was possible that Creek had decided to skip, that
Richardson didn't know that he had decided to skip, and had decided to
get Mary out of the way over the same weekend. Which I thought about as
probable as dropping a coin into a paper cup from a six-story building.

And thus it was back to my screwy brain. I ordered another rye.
Another rye wouldn't help my screwy brain, but it probably wouldn't hurt
either. When Bryce brought the drink down I borrowed the phone and
called up Carmen and told her that I needed her in for a special
Saturday work day.

********

Carmen arrived at the office about five minutes after I did the next
morning. She was wearing a long black skirt and a while blouse and had
her .38 Smith M&P in her shoulder holster on her right side. Carmen was
more than my secretary. Over the past months since I had hired her she
had become my apprentice as well. She was young yet, only twenty-one,
and like Mary Pollard was still a little on the naive and inexperienced
side. But that was something that time could cure, and I felt she held
great promise toward becoming a full-fledged investigator. She was tall
and had a great inner toughness and steady nerves, complimented by an
ever optimistic attitude that was refreshing. I only hoped that seeing
the life she would see as a P.I. wouldn't jade her too awfully much.

"Have a seat, Carmen" I said, getting up from the desk. A few months
prior I had finally broken down and bought a second desk for the one-
room office. On the morning that the desk was delivered me and Carmen
had moved my desk over towards the couch and coffee table, and we had
put her desk over against the file cabinets where mine had been. It
might have been easier for me to just take the new desk, but I guess I
was sentimental.

"So, Mr. Maginess, what's going on? I guess you called me in for a
reason."

"That I did. We've got a new case going. The Baffin call you got
Thursday. Should be some good money behind it if I get it solved. Some
really good money."

I spent the next ten minutes or so laying out the cards for her. When
she was current, we got to work on the phone.

"I need to talk with Clovis Richardson this morning, this afternoon at
the latest. That's the top priority for today. Trouble is, I doubt that
he will be at the office on a Saturday. But you never can tell, so that's
the first step."

Carmen dialed the general Baffin number, talked briefly, pulled the
phone down to the side and covered it with her hand.

"It's a security guard. He says Richardson isn't in today."

"Ask him if Jerry Salazar is there. Tell him it's important I talk with
him."

Carmen talked into the phone a little more, shook her head at me.

"He says Mr. Salazar isn't there either."

"Ask him if he has a home number for Richardson or Salazar. Give him
the tough P.I. rigamarole."

Carmen talked again, doing a pretty good job of bullshitting her way
through it, wrote something on a notepad and hung up.

"Got it!" she said, holding up the pad to show me. "Mr. Salazar's home
phone."

"Good job. Now dial Salazar. But when he comes on, I'll talk with him."

A few minutes later Jerry Salazar came on the line.

"Jerry. Pat Maginess. Sorry about the Saturday thing. Hope you weren't
sleeping in."

"Sleeping in?" he laughed. "I forgot to tell you I've got five kids. I
was just out mowing the grass and trying to keep them all in the yard at
the same time."

"Congratulations. You'll have to show me pictures sometime. Hey, Jerry,
I need to talk with Richardson. Right away. You got a number for him?"

"Uh, yeah. What's up?"

Since I had no proof about Richardson being involved yet, I decided to
keep it simple.

"Oh, just really need to talk with him. No break in the case yet, but
what I can tell you is that Creek's clothing is gone from his apartment."

"Shit. You think he skipped, then?"

"Looks that way. But don't give up yet. I think there may be more
involved in all of this than just the damn formula."

"Like what, for instance?"

"Don't know yet. But I do need to talk with Richardson."

After getting the number from Jerry I called Richardson. A servant put
me through to Mrs. Richardson, who informed me that her husband was out
playing golf and was expected back about noon. I told her I would call
back around twelve-thirty, and left my number with her in case he
returned early.

"Well, Carmen, looks like we're on hold till lunch or so. But that's
okay. I'm going to go back over to Mary Pollard's apartment. You stay
with the phones."

A lot of doctors claimed that drinking alcohol killed brain cells. I
didn't know if that was true or not, but I was beginning to believe them.
Or it could have been age and the fact that maybe I was starting to lose
my edge. For whatever reason, I had failed to look for Mary Pollard's
car when I had visited her apartment.

Once over to Mary's building I parked and took a tour around the
block, checking out license plates. I had no idea what make or model of
car she drove, but I did have the license number from her employment
application. Like Casey had said, Baffin did a pretty thorough
background check, and her application had been loaded with just about
everything except her bank account number and the number of freckles on
her inner arm.

After covering the adjacent parking spots all around the building, I
crossed over to the other side of the street and made the same circuit
again. When that failed to turn up the vehicle, I walked down every
street in the area to a distance of about three blocks.

If Mary's car was there, she had parked it a helluva long way from her
building. But I doubted that was the case. Her car was simply missing,
just like she was. Which was just another thing to rattle my screwy
brain. Clothes still in the apartment, but car missing. At that point,
screwy brain or not, the little red light went off in my head.

"Oh, crap" I said to myself.

I went back to my car and drove over to Creek's apartment building. I
walked around the block. Midway up the street on the east side of
Creek's building a large white Ford was parked pretty much bumper to
bumper with a light blue Chevrolet. I walked up to the front of the Ford
and checked out the plate on the car in front of it. I pulled out my notebook,
just to make sure. It was Creek's car. I turned around and rammed a hand
down into my pocket and took off my hat and slapped it against my leg,
cussing under my breath.

Grabbing some lunch for Carmen and me at a local deli I returned to the
office. I ate the sandwich with a Coca-Cola and pretty much just watched
the clock until I could call Richardson back. I gave it till twelve-
thirty, then called. He came on the line and I told him that there were
a few things that had come up that I needed to talk to him about. Since
he lived rather far out we arranged to meet at Baffin.

It being a Saturday the Baffin Building parking lots were deserted. Due
to the lack of cars it was closer to park in a space just in front of
the building rather than the V.I.P. lot. The security guard inside took
me up the express elevator to the seventh floor and walked with me all
the way to Richardson's office.

"Mr. Richardson's secretary isn't here today. I was told to show you
in" he said by way of explanation.

As I entered the office, Clovis Richardson was sitting behind his desk
reading some sort of report. He looked up at me for a second, finished
off what he was reading, flipped over some pages and put the report down
on the desk. Then he came around and once again gave my hand two firm
shakes. He was dressed casually, wearing light blue slacks and tan
loafers and a while v-necked cotton sweater with blue stripes.

"Mr. Maginess. Good to see you again. I suppose that private-eyes don't
take the weekend off much."

"Not when we're working a case" I told him.

"Well, that's good to know. You said you had some questions for me?"

"Yeah, a few."

"Let's go out on the roof and get in some putting" he said. "It's a
nice day. And I'm stuck in this office enough." He went over to the wall
and selected two putters, came back and handed me one.

"You play golf?"

"Can't say that I do. I do use a scythe out in my back yard
occasionally."

Richardson gave a little laugh. "You should try a mower" he said.

"More rocks than grass in my yard, I'm afraid. A mower just wouldn't
work."

We passed through the doors and out onto the roof. "I had these little
putting greens put in. They were designed by Ben Hogan himself. Each one
has its own little difficulties." We walked up to the first green and
Richardson set his ball down, lined up behind it. "Since you're not a
player, I'll go first by way of instruction" he told me.

The main reason I had wanted to see Richardson was to gauge his mood.
He didn't seem to be his normal, extroverted self. Compared to the
Clovis Richardson I had met with only the day before, he seemed tired
and almost withdrawn by comparison. Following 18 holes and given his age
I thought he might be tired physically. But there was more to it than that.
There seemed to be a kind of psychological tiredness as well.

"This hole is fairly straight forward" he said. "Except that there is
just a little bit of elevation up to the hole to make it interesting.
You have to hit it more firmly than you would think." He pulled back the
putter and made the stroke, contacted it smoothly and firmly. At first
it seemed to me that the ball was traveling much too fast. But as it got
closer to the hole it slowed and finally came to a stop ten inches from
the pole.

"I'm just not playing well at all today" he moaned, more to himself than
to me. "I can usually make that putt. You have a go at it."

I took off my jacket and hat and put them on the stone bench next to
the green. Richardson eyed my .38 in its long shoulder holster hanging
down at my side.

"You always wear that?" he asked me.

"I sometimes wear it to bed" I told him. "Just to fight off the bad
dreams."

I put my ball down on the grass and lined up the shot. In spite of my
efforts the ball ended up about five feet short of the hole and about
two feet to the left of it. We walked up for the second shot.

"Well, what did you want to ask me?" he said, lining up his club.

"How well do you know your employees here, Mr. Richardson. Say Creek,
for example. Were you friends?"

"Oh, I'd say we were friends, yeah" he said, taking the shot. He made
the putt with one hand on the club, barely looking at it, and the ball
went forward smoothly and dropped in the cup. I went back to my ball and
took my best shot at it. The ball seemed to be heading straight for the
hole, but at the last minute it seemed to run out of gas and stopped
about ten inches short of the cup. I went up and tried again. This time
I managed to get the damn thing in.

"What about other employees here? Anybody you were close with?"

Richardson stared into space and shook his head. "No, I guess not" he
finally said. But it was obvious that he had been thinking about
something, thinking about something deeply.

We walked to the next green. He put his ball down and almost without
thinking about it sent the ball racing across the green, over the top of
a slight ridge, and down over the other side to just near the cup. I
tried my luck. As to what happened to my ball, that's something I would
rather not remember.

"Why don't you take your second shot first, Maginess" he said, shaking
his head sadly.

I took a long hike over to my ball and this time managed to get it
within three feet of the cup. Two putts later I got the ball in the
hole. Then Richardson walked up and putted his ball in.

"So. Any other employees you were close with?" I said.

"You have somebody particular in mind?" He stooped over and reached
down to get his ball from the cup.

"Like Mary Pollard, for example."

Richardson's hand stopped for just a second, then continued down and
picked up his ball. He straightened up and tossed the ball up and down a
bit in his hand, and looked off the edge of the roof. Then he lowered
his head down and poked at the turf a bit with the head of his putter.
He looked like a kid who had been caught with some dirty magazines in
his closet.

I tossed my ball on the grass and walked up close to him, put the
putter over my shoulder like a rifle and stuck my hand in my pocket.

"Mr. Richardson, what you do in your life is your own business. I'm not
in the morality business. But if there's one thing I do hate is being
lied to. Or having the truth kept from me, which amounts to the same
thing. I need to know about this matter."

Richardson nodded, looked me in the eye. "Okay, Maginess. Fair enough.
I admit, I was having an affair. With Mary Pollard. With my friend's
girl. There's your truth. That I'm a no-good son of a bitch."

I considered my next move carefully. The slower I took it, the better.

"When was the last time you talked with Mary, Mr. Richardson?"

He tossed the ball he had been holding down on the turf.

"It was last Friday. We were supposed to get together last night. We
kind of have a standing thing on Fridays. But I went to pick her up at
her apartment and she wasn't home. I tried calling her. And this morning,
too. I guess she's mad at me for some reason. Or..."

"Or what?"

He shook his head sadly. "I played a crappy 18 holes this morning, Mr.
Maginess. All I could think about was Mary. About how maybe she decided
to call off our affair."

It was time to turn up my Ace in the hole.

"Mr. Richardson, were you aware that Mary has been missing this entire
past week?"

I might as well have hit him between the legs with my putter. He
simply let go of his club and it fell onto the grass. His shoulders
drooped, and his arms hung down at his sides.

"Why don't we go back to the office for a drink, Mr. Maginess" he said
after a bit. "I know I need one at least."

I followed Clovis Richardson back to his office. Richardson was
wealthy, successful, self-confident, full of vitality. But right then he
looked like a man who had been totally defeated by life, like a man out
on the street in tattered clothes whose mind was lost in the clouds.
Once in the office he pressed himself up against a well-made mahogany
bar on the wall.

"What's your poison?" he said absently.

"Rye, if you have it. On the rocks."

Richardson nodded. "I'm more of a scotch man myself."

He made the drinks and handed me the glass. Then he walked over in
front of his desk and pulled one of the visitor's chairs out and slowly
lowered himself down on it. I joined him on its twin. We sipped our
drinks for a while, neither saying anything. One thing I did know was
that unless Richardson was an Oscar-caliber actor, he hadn't known about
Mary's disappearance. He might be guilty of adultery, but that was it. I
could cross him off as a suspect.

"So I guess she ran off with Creek" he said, gloomily.

"That remains to be seen. The truth cuts both ways, Mr. Richardson.
And I'd be less than honest with you at this point if I didn't tell you
that I don't know what the hell is going on. Creek's clothes are missing
from his apartment. But his car is still there. So if he's skipped, and
I would favor that view at this point, he left his car behind. Mary's
car I haven't found yet. But her clothes are still in her apartment. It
doesn't make any sense."

"Her clothes are still in her apartment?" Richardson said, his spirits
bouncing back a bit.

"Yeah. But I don't know how much I would put into that. Let me put
forward a kind of scenario here. Try to figure out what my have happened
given the facts as I have them so far. As long as you know this is just
speculative. It might not hold up. Okay?"

Richardson nodded, took a deep sip of scotch. "Okay."

"Let's say that Creek decides to skip, to take the formula and head
off to wherever the hell it is that he's thinking of going to. That's
last Saturday, say. But before he leaves he calls Mary. He wants her to
go with him. She rushes over to his place, thinking maybe she can talk
him out of it. She's a trained chemist. Maybe she doesn't like the idea
of traipsing around the country holding on to Creek's cuffs for support.
Or maybe she has other motives. You, for example. Maybe she likes having
her cake and eating it too. So she wants to keep Creek here."

"You think so?"

"I don't know. Like I said, this is speculative. So Mary goes over to
Creek's apartment and tries to talk him out of it. But Creek is persuasive.
He tells her about the great life they'll have together as soon as he sells
the formula. So maybe it's looking better to her now. She agrees. They
decide to leave Creek's car behind and take hers in case you try to track
him. Mary says she'll have to go pack. But for some reason, she doesn't."

"Why not?"

"I don't know. No woman I've ever known would just leave all her
clothes behind like that. She'd want to take at least a few things. Her
favorite dress. And old bath robe she can't bear to part with. A pair of
shoes that fit just right."

"So, you're saying that she didn't go with him."

"I'm saying I don't know. Her clothes are there. Her car is gone. It's
like she took off but just didn't pack."

"Maybe she left but is planning on coming back" Richardson suggested.

"Also a possibility. It's just not one that makes any real sense. One
would think that if she left with Creek that would be it. She wouldn't
be coming back. They'd be off to wherever they were going. I suppose she
could have agreed to drive with him, say to Virginia, then come back.
But one would think that even for something like that she'd want to take
a bag with her. Same way if they just drove to hide out somewhere
locally. There's also a chance that Creek left his car and had Mary
drive him to the train station or the airport. But if that's the case,
why is Mary missing? That would have taken a couple of hours at most.
And she would have been in to work last Monday."

Richardson got up and made us another couple of drinks. I lit a Pall
Mall and stretched my legs out. As I had been talking with Richardson
another scenario had popped into my screwy brain, a much darker scenario.
But I didn't know whether I should tell Richardson about it. As he handed
me my drink I looked up and saw the obvious concern in his eyes. I decided
then that he was my client, and that I was going to be straight-up with him.

"There's one other possibility too, Mr. Richardson" I said as he took
his seat.

"Oh, lord. My head is stuffed with possibilities, Mr. Maginess."

"Yours and mine both. I have to tell you, this one is just very, very
speculative. So I don't want you to worry. But there's a chance that if
Mary didn't want to go with Creek, he might have forced her to."

Richardson leaned forward suddenly. "How would he do that?"

"At the point of a gun, for example."

"You mean kidnapping?" he said.

"It fits the facts nicely. That's why Mary didn't pack her bags. Creek
took her car in case you had him tracked, which would explain why his
car is still there but Mary's is missing. What bothers me with that one
is the motivational factor. It's one thing to be in love with a girl. It
takes another thing entirely to point a gun at her and mean it. Creek
didn't strike me as that type when I talked with Casey. He didn't seem
like the spontaneous type. Casey described Creek as very methodical, thought
everything out before hand. This would have been more of a spontaneous
thing, if it went down that way. And then there's the gun. I can have
that checked, see if he was registered with one. That might help. But
the more important consideration is that if he did kidnap Mary, he
couldn't very well take her onto a train or airplane with him. Or take
her anywhere much in the public eye. He would have to keep her with him
in the car or hole up somewhere."

Richardson finished off his drink. He sat there nodding, as if it was
all beginning to register in his brain.

"What now?" he said. "We have to find Mary, Mr. Maginess."

"I think if we find Creek we'll find Mary. Or at least he can tell us
what happened to her. Let me ask you something, Mr. Richardson. You
spent a fair amount of time with Creek, right? Being friends and all."

"Yeah, I suppose I did."

"Did he have any property that you know of? A mountain cabin? A house
he owned back in Virginia? Anything like that?"

"He didn't mention anything to me about a cabin or anything. He did
mention going off for the weekend occasionally. He didn't mention where.
I figured he took off for the Springs or someplace. You know, just a
get-away."

I thought about that. A dead end. "Did you cover any type of insurance
for Creek here at Baffin?"

"Insurance? Well, yeah. It was part of his contract."

"What kind of insurance did he have?"

"Oh, Life. Medical. Property."

"Property?" I said. "That seems a little strange for a guy who lives
in an apartment. What insurance company was that with?"

"California Gold Insurance Company. I bartered the deal myself. Got a
pretty good package out of it. They're here in L.A. I wanted to stay
local."

"Well, I might be able to get some information on that. But it's the
weekend. It would be Monday at the earliest. I'm not very happy about
that."

"Why is that?"

"In missing persons cases my experience has been that the longer
someone is missing, the less likely it is that I'll find them. I wish
you had called me in earlier. But that's a moot point now, I suppose."

"Jerry Salazar tried to get me to do something earlier" he said. "But I
didn't listen to him. I guess I kept thinking that Creek would walk back
in the door any time, like nothing had happened." He paused, took a sip
of scotch. "And to be honest, I'm not sure if I didn't want him gone
anyway."

"Because of Mary?" I asked.

"Yes. Because of Mary. I'm crazy about her, Maginess. You know, when I
was young, I played football at Stanford. I was a center. I was big and
fast and I was damn good at it. But as soon as I would walk off the
field, everybody would just look at me like I was a big, stupid dog. I
would hear them laughing at me behind my back. After college, that's the
way it continued. Then I got smart. After the war I came up with the
needed capital and started Baffin. And I made it work. But everybody
still looked at me like a big stupid dog, except now it was just a big
stupid dog who had gotten lucky. But Mary, she wasn't like that. She
liked me exactly the way I was. I felt young again. Except that it was
even better than when I was young, because I wasn't a big stupid dog
anymore. I was just me. Clovis."

I put my empty glass down on the desk and stood and put on my hat.

"Well, Mr. Richardson, I'll do my best, of course. I'll find Creek, I
think. Eventually. And hopefully that will mean finding Mary, too."

I walked out of the office, leaving the man to his own thoughts.

********

Back at the office I filled Carmen in on developments, and got her
looking in the phone book to find the California Gold Insurance Company.

"Looks like it's in Anaheim, Mr. Maginess."

"Damn, that's a bit of rubber there."

"Maybe I could go with you. Keep you company."

"Not a bad idea. We'll see how it goes on Monday morning. I was hoping
that we would be able to get a little bit farther on the case this
weekend. But it seems now that the only leads left at this point involve
checking out Creek's insurance and whether he had a gun registered.
Neither of which we can do until Monday. In any case, I don't think
there'll be much for you to do here until then. Why don't you go home and
take the rest of the weekend off."

Carmen picked up her purse then the remainder of her lunch from the
refrigerator and left. I made a drink and sat down at my desk and read
through a copy of National Geographic. There was an interesting article
on Lemurs in Madagascar, and another one about the rings of Saturn.

A little while later there was a loud rap on the door.

"C'min" I said, studying one of the detail photos of the outer rings.

The man who walked through the door was about fifty years old. He was
wearing a nice but rather out-of-date three-piece suit and an oversized
fedora that looked like it came from the prohibition era. He had a
raincoat draped across his shoulders.

"Pat Maginess?" he said, in a thick accent.

"That's what the name on the door says" I told him, putting down the
magazine.

He pulled one of my visitor's chairs up and came around and sat himself
down on it.

"My name is Yuri Nabokov" he said, smiling. "I would like to talk to
you about a little matter that may be to our mutual interest."

"Okay. What do you want, Mr. Nabokov?"

"First of all, I would like to say that I do not represent myself, but
others."

"And what others would those be?"

"I think that you should be able to put two and two together by the
end of this. For now let's say that I am with, say, an international
organization that has influence and power all over the world."

"That's a little on the vague side, Mr. Nabokov. From your accent I
would say that you're Russian. Are you an international businessman,
perhaps?"

Nabokov laughed. It was a big, roaring laugh, equal to the large size
of him.

"Ah, that is a good one. I will have to remember that. No, I'm not in
business, Mr. Maginess. Not in the regular sense, in any case."

I was getting pretty tired of his crap, potential client or not.

"What do you want, Mr. Nabokov? 'Cause I'm kinda busy right now. I
already have a case going."

"Trying to find Dr. William Creek? It that what you are busy with?"

It came like a shot to the gut. I wanted to know how he knew, but I
didn't want to play my hand by admitting anything. I said nothing. After
a few moments the Russian took up the conversation again.

"You are surprised, no doubt. I can see it in your face. You are a
professional. But I am a professional as well. And that is why I think
we can do business together. My organization is a very broad-based one,
Mr. Maginess. We have people everywhere. And so it is that I know what
you are working on. You are trying to find Dr. Creek. You have been
hired by Clovis Richardson to find him."

"You must have the wrong information" I said. I reached down into the
drawer and pulled my fifth of rye out and made another drink. I sipped
it, not offering Nabokov one.

"I don't think so" he said, the smile lessening a bit. I had just insulted
him by not pouring him a drink and both of us knew it. "My sources are very
dependable. In any case, Mr. Maginess, we also have an interest in finding
Dr. Creek."

"If your organization is so damn large and so damn good, how come you
can't find him yourself?" I said, finishing off the rye. I poured another
one, slowly.

He gave out his large laugh again, but this time there was no humor in it.

"Oh, we very well might. I am confident of it. But, as you Americans
say, sometimes it is better to hedge one's bets."

"You're afraid I'll find him first."

"That is a possibility. A remote one. Nevertheless we are willing to
make you a substantial monetary offer for the location of Dr. Creek. If
you find him, you call us. We pay you. Simple."

I never did like it when people talked about things that supposedly
were so damn simple.

"How much cash are you offering? Because I already have a pretty damn
good offer."

"Fifteen thousand? Yes, I know how much you were offered. I know a lot
of things. Well, if you think that is a lot of money, Mr. Maginess, by
all means go collect your little pay. We can offer more. Say, three times
more."

"And let's say I don't like your money" I said flatly, slamming the
glass down.

"Well, that is your right. But I should say that my organization is
very committed to our purpose. We will do just about anything for our
cause."

The word 'cause' hit me suddenly. And I knew right then who Yuri
Nabokov was representing. I just couldn't imagine what his interest in
William Creek was.

"You're KGB" I said, playing with my glass.

"Well, I would have to say no to that. I am merely the local
representative of a tractor company in Mexico. But if that is what you
think, then by all means, go ahead and think it."

The case had suddenly gotten a lot more complicated, like a number
being raised by a power of two. One thing I knew for sure was that I
sure as hell didn't want to get on the bad side of an outfit like the
KGB. I had run into some of their agents at the end of the war, when I
was with C.I.D. in Italy. When the KGB came out to play they played
tough and they didn't play by the rules. I decided it was best to let
Nabokov think that I was going along with his deal. Then I would find
Creek. Then I would try to find some way to deal with the Russians. It
was the only plan I could think of at that point.

I reached down into the drawer and got a clean glass, poured a couple
of fingers into it and slowly slid it across the desk to Nabokov. He
nodded, and his smile returned. He took the glass and took a sip.

"Excellent" he said. "I've always claimed that the Americans make the
best whiskey."

"It's Canadian" I said, lighting a smoke. "So answer me this, Nabokov.
Why the hell is the KGB interested in a guy that develops toothpaste?"

Nabokov reached into his pocket and pulled out a case and took a
small, thin cigar from it. He lit it, and leaned back and took another
sip of the rye.

"Do you think that the Russian people do not care about proper dental
hygiene?" he said, smiling.

"Maybe they do at that. But let's just say it doesn't seem to be the
biggest global issue right now."

The Russian gave out another big laugh. "Perhaps not, Mr. Maginess.
But it is all part of the game. Everything is a part of the game these
days. Even toothpaste."

"I want cash" I said. "And no rubles. American dollars. And not that
counterfeit crap you guys like to pass around."

Nabokov finished off his drink and stood and reached into his pocket
and pulled out a business card.

"Just call that number" he said, handing the card to me. "Whoever
answers, just give them the information. We will contact you."

He turned and walked to the door and opened it, then turned back
around.

"And for your information, Mr. Maginess, we keep watch over a great
number of people. When it is in our interest to do so. You may want to
keep our meeting entirely to yourself."

He left. I sat there and fumed for while. Then I put the fifth back in
the desk drawer and went back to the National Geographic.

********

There was nothing that could be done on the case until Monday. I spent
Sunday at home, mostly on the back patio, mostly thinking about the
case. The inactivity drove me nuts. I kept thinking there was something
that I could be doing to advance the investigation further, Sunday or
not. But I couldn't think of one thing. I considered driving into town
and checking out Creek's and Mary's apartment, on the remote chance that
they had returned. But I knew that was more wishful thinking than
anything else. I thought about calling a contact at the L.A.P.D. and
getting a bulletin put out on Mary's car. But I knew my contact wouldn't
be at his desk on a Sunday, gold shield detective or not. There was
just nothing to be done but drink down a good portion of a bottle of rye
and watch the sunset. But at least the sunset turned out to be a pretty
nice one.

Monday morning I dressed in my most conservative looking suit and
drove in to the office. Carmen was already there, a glass of orange
juice in front of her.

I took off my hat and jacket and rolled up my sleeves.

"Good morning, Carmen. Today, we're going to change professions."

"We are?" she said.

"We are. At least for this morning, we're going into the accountancy
business."

I got down the little type press I had on top of the file cabinets and
took it over to the coffee table.

"Why don't you come over and watch me do this, Carmen. It'll be good
training for you. I need to get some information from California Gold
Insurance. So I'm going to pass myself off as Creek's accountant. This
little press prints business cards. Not very good ones, but people don't
really care about that. They just tend to believe what they read."

I showed Carmen how to set the type in the small composing box, putting
it in in reverse and sticking the thin strips of lead between the lines
to allow for spacing. Then I stuck the paper stock in and inked the type
up with a roller and pressed it. I pulled the stock off slowly, held it
up and waved it a bit to help dry it and then looked at it.

"Damn. Seems I've got a typo. It never fails."

I took out the composing box and fixed the typo, stuck it back in and
repeated the process.

"Ah, much better. See?"

Carmen looked at the paper. "Sydney Raffin, P.A. Public Accountant."

"Yep. And the telephone number, of course. With our number. If anybody
calls this morning, you answer the phone as Raffin's secretary, got it?"

Carmen nodded. "You think they'll go for that?"

"Well, I'm hoping. As a wise old man used to say, you never know until
you try."

"What wise old man was that, Mr. Maginess."

"My dad. But I guess he wasn't really old."

I wiped the ink off my hands with a rag and went over to my desk
and got a pair of low-strength dime-store reading glasses and put
them on. I put my hat on and pulled my shoulders just a little bit
forward to look thinner.

"I am representing William Creek" I said, pitching my voice up a bit.
"There is a terrible discrepancy in my books, I'm afraid."

Carmen laughed. "You look dorky, Mr. Maginess."

"Good. Anyway, that's the way I'm going to play it. Now let's print up
a few more cards and let them dry. Then I'll show you how to trim them
to size."

An hour later the cards were in my wallet. I took an old accountant
ledger from back in the days when I did my own books and stuck it under
my arm.

"Are you sure you don't want me to go with you, Mr. Maginess?" I think
she was kind of disappointed about not making the trip with me.

"Better to stay here and cover my back, Carmen. If they doubt my
authenticity, I'll have them call here. That might satisfy them. But I
might not have to do that. In any case, just be ready."

I rode the elevator down and walked out of the Paulsen building. I was
halfway to my car when I felt something sharp poke itself into my back
and I felt somebody press themselves up to me.

"That's a knife, so don't try anything" he said into my ear. A car
pulled up quickly and stopped parallel to us. A guy in a black suit
jumped out of the front passenger side, rushed to the back door and
opened it.

The guy behind me pushed me to the car. "Get in" he ordered, giving me a
firm shove just to make sure.

I got in the back seat. "Scoot over" the guy said. I slid to the side
and he was in the car. Meanwhile, the guy from the front had climbed back
in and from over the seat pointed a revolver at my midsection.

"Drive" the guy next to me said, leaning up a bit. He was wearing a
black suit also, and a newer style black hat. He had close-cropped hair
and his black wing-tips were polished military-style, shiny as glass. The
car pulled out with a rush.

"Didn't this kind of thing go out with the roaring twenties?" I asked
him.

"Since you mentioned it, I wouldn't crack wise. There's some twenties
stuff for you, Maginess."

"Where are you taking me?"

"We're just going for a little ride. It'll give us a chance to talk.
The other option is we tie you up and gag you and put you in the cargo
hold on a plane back to Virginia."

"It's a nice day. I suppose a little drive wouldn't hurt."

"My name is Smith" he said. "I'm with the government."

"Which government is that?" I said. "Or did you just make up your own?"

"Keep going, Maginess. We've got that plane all warmed up. I'm with
the United States Government, dumb shit."

"Okay, Mr. Smith. What do you want?"

"I'm going to ask you some questions. And I want straight answers.
Besides that plane, we can get the State to revoke your private
investigator's license any time we want. The State of California doesn't
give P.I. licenses to known Communists. Got it?"

"Known Communist? Are you shittin' me?" Gun or no gun I just wanted
to reach over and punch Smith out.

"Known communist. Or people that associate with communists."

"Okay" I said, suddenly real tired of it all. "Straight answers."

"What's that?" Smith said, grabbing my ledger. He flipped through the
pages a bit.

"Damn. Now you've discovered my secret code book" I said.

Smith tossed the ledger back onto my lap. "Very funny."

The guy in the front seat had turned the gun on its side so that it would
be slightly less conspicuous, but it was still leveled at my navel.

"What did Yuri Nabokov come to see you about? And we know he was at your
office. Don't even try to deny it."

"He just came to see me. About a case I'm working on."

"What case is that?"

There was no way in hell that I wanted to tell the guy anything, government
or not. But I didn't want my license revoked, either. Nabokov already knew
about the case. As did who knew how many people by that point. I decided a few
more people couldn't make it any worse as far as confidentiality was concerned.

"I'm looking for Dr. William Creek. Nabokov wants to find him, too.
Creek is a chemist for the Baffin Corporation. He develops toothpaste."

The whole thing sounded totally ludicrous, and I figured that one way
or another I was bound for that cargo hold and the great state of Virginia.
But Smith didn't seem bothered by the explanation one iota. He pulled at his
chin a bit.

"Hmmm. Toothpaste" he said to himself. "Interesting. And what else did
you discuss?"

"Nothing, really. Just that. We talked about Canadian and American whiskey.
And about the importance of good dental care to the Russian people."

"Are you givin' me the run-around, Maginess? Remember, that plane is warmed
up and ready to go."

"That's it, Smith. Honest. It was pretty much just about Creek."

"Okay, pull over" Smith said to the driver. "This is just between us,
Maginess. If you see Nabokov again, don't mention this. And by the way,
I should tell you that Yuri Nabokov is the senior KGB runner in southern
California. So if you think you can play smooth and fast on this one, I
recommend you reconsider."

When they dumped me out I found myself on the far side of Hollywood.
After walking a mile or so I finally managed get to Wilshire Boulevard,
where I found a city bus stop and waited for a bus back east. I lit a
Pall Mall, still not in the best of moods. Clovis Richardson had hired
me to find William Creek. Next thing I knew I was looking for Mary Pollard,
too. Now I had the damn KGB and CIA breathing down my neck. I figured the
way things were going I would soon have the Daughters of the American
Revolution following me down the sidewalk and the people at Walt Disney
pulling me into their limousine to grill me as to just why the hell I wanted
to kill Bambi. And all because of some stupid toothpaste formula and an unhappy
love affair.

There were days when it just didn't pay enough to be a private
investigator, fifteen grand or not. After what seemed like forever a
bus came along and I rode it back east to my car and headed off to Anaheim.

********

The California Gold Insurance Company was located on the sixth floor of
a new office building in central Anaheim. They must have had the entire
floor to themselves, as the first thing I ran into when I go off the elevator
was a small lobby with the company name on the wall and a small receptionist
desk. I had been going through my routine on the long drive out. Unfortunately
I wasn't much of an actor and didn't have a very good memory for memorizing
lines. But if there was one thing I had learned in life, virtually from the
time I was a kid standing on the pitcher's mound, was that sometimes you
simply have to push on through and hope for the best.

I had my hat set precisely on my head and had pushed up my tie so
tight it just about cut off circulation to my brain. I held the ledger
book under one arm, the other hand placed on top of it rather
protectively. I pulled out one of my fake business cards and handed it
to the receptionist. She took it, put it down on the counter and looked
back up at me.

"And how may we help you, Mr. Raffin."

"Well it seems there has been a discrepancy in my client's books" I told
her, hoping that the dorky image that Carmen had commented on was still
getting through. "My client has a policy with California Gold." I pulled
the ledger up, and began flipping through pages. "It seems that I have
his records showing that his policy was paid last May, June, and July.
But according to the statements I have from your company the policy was
only paid in June and July. Which of course is disastrous, Miss...What
was your name, young lady?"

"Patty."

"Yes, Patty. Wonderful name, Patty. My aunt was named Patty. In any
case, Patty, I am simply at my wit's end with this. It is probably my
fault. I'm sure your Company wasn't at fault. But I am sure you can
understand that I need to get this cleared up for my client as quickly
as possible. If I could just talk with someone about the matter, I'm
sure we could get this cleared up without too much ado."

"I'll see if someone is available to talk to you. Why don't you have
a seat over there, Mr. Raffin. I'll call Mr. Argento. He's our claims
auditor."

"Why thank you, Patty. I hope it won't be too long."

About fifteen minutes later a short, skinny young man came out, walked
up to the receptionist, spoke with her briefly, then came over to my chair.
I stood up, trying to look as deferential as I could.

"Mr. Raffin, I take it?" he said, extending his hand. "I'm Mr. Argento.
Please come with me." I followed him back through a glass door, down a
hallway, and through another glass door into a large office. We went
through the office and through another door and into what I gathered must
be Argento's personal office.

"A wonderful office you have" I said.

"Thanks" he said. "Have a seat. Now, what was all this about, if you
wouldn't mind going over it again."

I went through the speil all over again, pretty much verbatim. I made
sure to look through the pages of my ledger and tried to imitate mild
panic.

"If you could just help me to resolve this matter today, Mr. Argento,
it would do so much get me out of a bind. You look like a person of some
experience and influence here at the company. I'm sure it would be no
problem for a talented young man like yourself."

I thought I had laid the flattery bullshit on a little thick. But Argento
went for it anyway.

"What is your client's name?" he asked, smiling.

"Creek. William Creek."

"And what was the policy number?"

That one I hadn't thought of.

"Oh, my. You know, I think it is in here somewhere."

I went through the pages of the ledger, running my finger down and
turning a page occasionally, trying to be as slow as possible about it.
After about two minutes Argento patted his hand down on the desk and
leaned forward.

"I'll tell you what, Mr. Raffin. I have the name. Unless there are two
people by that name, that should be enough. So you say you need to
confirm that his home owner's policy was paid through last May-July?"

"That is correct, yes."

"Wait here a minute, Mr. Raffin. I'll go see if I can get Mr. Creek's
file."

About ten minutes later Argento came back in carrying three files. He
plopped them down on his desk and sat down, put two of them to the side
and began going through one of them.

"Well, Mr. Raffin, everything here seems to be in order. It seems we
received payment for the month you spoke of."

"Really?" I said, looking into the ledger again. "That is very odd.
Perhaps we are talking about the wrong property."

Argento looked at the policy. "This one is for the Oxnard Beach
property."

"Oxnard. I'm not sure."

"Well, Mr. Raffin, that's the only property Mr. Creek has insured with
us. It has to be the right one."

"Yes. I'm sure you are right. Yes, I'm sure you are right." I looked
up and sighed, and scratched the side of my chin. "Oxnard" I said,
looking back in the ledger. "Oxnard."

"That's right" Argento said, a little impatiently. "Oxnard Beech. On
Pacific Highway."

"What was the address? Dear, I'm just so incompetent anymore. It must
be the medication I'm on."

Argento made a face and sighed, looked down to the policy. "Pacific
Highway. Box 12200."

"Yes. That must be the one. Yes, I remember now. And you are sure that
he did pay his policy last May, then?"

"Positive. Now, is there anything else I can do for you? I'm afraid
I'm rather on the busy side today."

"No, no. I think that will be it, Mr. Argento." I stood and reached
over rather tentatively and shook his hand. "Thank you so much."

I retraced the route back to the receptionist area and the elevators.
Just as the elevator door closed I called out loudly to Patty.

"See ya, toots!"

Then I went back to the car and celebrated with a few good sips of rye.

It was going to be a helluva long drive from Anaheim to Oxnard Beach.
I decided to break the drive in two by driving first up through the south
end of L.A. and then up to Santa Monica. I stopped in Santa Monica and
had lunch at a nice little fresh seafood restaurant that I had discovered
on an earlier case. The restaurant being right off the beach I took a little
walk afterward to stretch my legs a bit.

There was a pier about a block down, and I want out on it. Old men
stood by the rails, the ends of their fishing poles nestled in metal
holders. They stood around and talked, sat on coolers and drank
beer, wiped their brows with old handkerchiefs and stared out at the
water. It was a nice day and a nice place to spend it, and I could
easily imagine leaving my jacket off and sitting down for the rest of
the afternoon with one of the fishermen and having a beer or two.
Standing on the pier it seemed that nothing in the world could ever be
dark or ominous, and the cool breeze that blew off the water mixed with
the cries of the seagulls in their perpetual search for food.

Unfortunately, I had to get to Oxnard. I walked back to the shops around
the restaurant and took a final restroom break. Then I stopped off at a
gas station. As the pump attendant was filling my tank I called Carmen
and gave her the address for Creek's house, just in case I somehow didn't
make it back. Then I headed back down the long highway to Oxnard Beach.

<i>That Killer Smile</i> (Part 3)

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PART III


The highway that crossed the Oxnard Beach area was an old, narrow two-
lane that more or less paralleled the ocean that stretched just to the
west. From the highway I could see mostly small, intermittent houses back
off the road along the edge of a low cliff that faced the beach area.

The sun was already getting lower. I had a hard time making out the
numbering on the mailboxes along the edge of the highway. I reached box
number 12800 and then came to 13000, at which point I turned around.
Going back the other direction I finally made out box 12200. There was a
narrow dirt drive stretching back about a hundred yards to the house. I
pulled in and killed the engine and sat there for a minute.

If Creek had in fact kidnapped Mary Pollard I figured it would be best
to go in quietly and check things out. I got out of the car and walked
up the side of the drive, keeping to the low bushes as much as possible.
It wasn't much, but it was better than nothing. Once up the drive I
noticed that the back of the house was toward the driveway, the front
toward the beach. It was a tiny house, really, one that certainly could
have stood with some repair work on the exterior. The white paint was
peeling in spots and shingles needed to be replaced on the roof.

There was a car parked just five feet short of the back door. I crept
up and crouched behind a bush and checked out the license plate number.
It was 280806, the license number of Mary Pollard's car.

I pulled my Smith and ran for the side of the house in a crouch and
checked out the window on that side. Inside I could make out some sort
of living room or den that accessed through back door, with an archway
on the opposite end leading into a dining room. After my eyes adjusted
a bit I made out a pair of legs sticking out from the edge of the dining
table. I waited a few minutes, then looked again. Nothing had changed.
There was still the pair of legs, masculine legs in trousers. There was
no sound from inside. I made one more check and went around to the back
door.

I tested the knob. It was open. I leveled the .38 and went in. Once
inside the legs connected themselves to a thin, tallish man sloped
in a chair holding a wine bottle in his hands. He had a dark pair of
slacks on and a while shirt. I went up to him, the gun pointed at his
belly. He gave me a blank stare. Even in the dim light I could make out
the heavy circles under his eyes, and he had a thick growth of beard going.

"William Creek, I presume."

He gave me a dirty look and pulled the wine bottle up to his lips and
took a huge gulp. Then he stuck the bottle down between his legs. Since
he wasn't in any mood to be sociable I sat down at the table uninvited.
Creek eyed my gun like it was just some sort of odd thing that had
popped up into existence that he didn't worry too much about. Compared
to the photo of him that I had gotten from Baffin, he looked like some
strange, dream-altered version of himself.

"My name is Pat Maginess, Creek. I'm a private investigator. I was
hired to find you. But first things first. Why don't you just tell me
where Mary Pollard is. Then you can get back to your wine."

Creek looked me in the eye, took another drink.

"She's out on the barbecue" he said flatly.

"Out on the barbecue?" I said, not sure if I had heard him right.

"Yeah. The barbecue."

He was drunk. But nevertheless I had to check it out.

I walked out the same way I had come in, through the back door, but it
took me three times as long to cover the distance. I had a funny feeling
that whatever Creek had meant by "out on the barbecue" that I wasn't
going to like it. About thirty feet in the back of the house on a little
patch of what passed for grass in that area there was a large stone
barbecue. There was no sign of Mary standing around. Not that I had
expected there to be. If she had been out by the grill I would have seen
her while I was checking out her car.

I walked up to the grill. On top of it was a large lump of some sort
forming a vague U-shape on top of the metal grates. I pulled out a pencil
and poked the large lump with the eraser end of the pencil. The lump was
in fact a large, rolled up carpet that had been partly incinerated. There
were also some flakes of what looked like burnt paper on the top of it.

"This had better not be what I think it is" I said under my breath.

I poked the lump some more. At one end there was a gap in the roll. I
pulled at it with the pencil and a white shape slid out from the roll
around it. I poked it with the pencil. It took a few seconds to sink in,
but when it did I realized that what I was looking at was the charred
remains of a human heel.

"Oh, Jeesus frigging Christ" I said, turning suddenly. The anger in me
rose up, and I threw down the pencil and walked all the way back to the
Plymouth and got my pint of rye out of the glove compartment and walked
the distance back and into the house. I had needed every yard of the walk
and every second I used taking it to get my anger back under some sort
of control. I pounded the bottle of rye down onto the dining room table,
turned a chair around and sat on it and put my .38 down next to the bottle.

"Well that was a real shit-ass job you did out there, Creek. I hope you're
proud of yourself."

In the interval, Creek had gotten himself a new bottle of wine. The old
empty one sat on the table, and he had the neck of the new one in his
fist.

"Yeah, well, I only had a half-gallon of kerosene to use as an
accelerant" he said. "I don't really give a shit."

I sipped some rye and lit a cigarette. "Why don't you tell me about it,
Creek. Get it off your chest. Trust me, you'll feel better if you do."

"I feel like crap" he said, slamming the bottle down.

"So go ahead and tell me, then. You won't feel any worse, right? Just
start at the beginning. Take your time. We don't have to make any trips
right away. It's just me and you."

He picked up the bottle again.

"She was a stupid, lying whore" he said.

"She was having an affair with Clovis Richardson" I put forward, trying
to get things moving a little more rationally.

Creek looked up at me, fury in his eyes.

"Yeah, Richardson. My friend, supposedly. The guy I gave my best for.
The guy who I played golf with. The guy I taught to play backgammon. My
friend. Yeah, right. The rotten, stinking bastard."

"So you were jealous" I said.

"Hell yes I was jealous" he roared. He took another gulp of wine, and
the gesture seemed to settle him down a bit. When he continued he was a
bit calmer. "I knew from the very beginning. From the day I first saw
her. It was like a chemical reaction going off inside of me. And it
didn't stop. A few days after she was hired I asked her out to dinner.
We had dinner. We went to this nice restaurant, a Greek place. Outside
the restaurant she leaned up against me, threw herself at me, literally.
And I knew that she wanted it as bad as I did. And we were happy for a
while. For me, it was the happiest time of my life. I had just put the
final refinements into this new formula I had been working on. But it
wasn't anything compared to how Mary made me feel."

I sipped some more rye, put the bottle down.

"So when did trouble in paradise begin?" I asked.

"It was last May. When we first started going together, we'd get
together all the time. Sometimes we'd spend the whole weekend together.
But then last October she started this babysitting thing. Or at least
that's what she told me. Babysitting for her upstairs neighbor's kid,
she said. I had no reason to doubt her. I didn't like it, but that was
her thing, I guess. If she wanted to babysit, then fine. We had other
nights together. But then she started throwing in other excuses for
Friday nights. That's what made me suspicious. Lots of excuses, but
always Friday night. She has a bad cold. Friday night. Her aunt wants
her to visit. Friday night. Fucking frogs rain down from the sky. Friday
night. Always fucking Friday night."

He drank some more wine and ran his fingers through his hair.

"That's what made me suspicious. So one Friday I followed her from
work back to her place. I parked outside her apartment. A couple of
hours went by. Then this green Jaguar pulls up. It was Clovis. He went
into her building and they came back out together. They had their arms
around each other."

"And so why didn't you confront her, call it quits?"

Creek laughed. "Because I couldn't stand to lose the lying little
slut. Pathetic, isn't it? We'd still sleep together. But that couldn't
last. After a while it got harder and harder to look at her. I couldn't
pull myself away from her. But I couldn't stand the way things were,
either. If you can't progress one way and you can't progress the
opposite way, you have to find a new third way. So that's when I started
thinking about it. About killing her. But I knew that if I was going to
do that I'd have to have a plan set. Some way to get out of the country.
I thought about Argentina for a while. And then I thought about the
Russians. Crazy, but there was no way the Russians would turn me in. And
I had this new formula I had been working on to add as bait."

"You contacted Yuri Nabokov."

"I wrote a stupid letter to their embassy in Washington. I wrote two
stupid letters, in fact. Then one Friday she said she had to babysit,
the usual lying bullshit. I stopped at a bar after work and proceeded to
get good and drunk. That's when Nabokov sat down next to me. We talked.
I didn't tell him anything about Mary or what I was planning to do. I just
told him I was sick of this country and wanted out. I told him what I had
to offer and what I wanted in return. He said he thought it could be
arranged. So that was it. I'd kill Mary. Then I'd screw Richardson too
by taking off with the formula."

"So what happened with your deal with the Russians?"

"I didn't go through with it. After I killed her, it just didn't seem
to make any difference anymore. I never got back in touch with them.
Besides, I've been kinda busy. I had three cases of Merlot in the
cellar to work on."

"And it looks like you've been putting in a lot of overtime. Tell me,
Creek, how did you and Mary end up here?" I asked.

"I invited her. I said, let's go to my place on the beach. She had
never been here. It's a long drive, I don't come here much. I thought
about how I might get her simply to disappear. Just vanish. So I told
her, don't pack any bags. We'll stop and have a shopping trip first. You
can buy all the new clothes you want. I'll pay for them. Just to
celebrate the new formula and everything."

"And she went for it."

"Of course she went for it" he said, laughing like a movie madman.
"I picked her up Saturday morning and took her shopping, like I had
promised. We hit stores in Hollywood. I paid cash, every bit of it. I
didn't care how much we spent. I bought her everything. Hat to heels.
She had never been on that type of wild shopping spree before. She would
try something on and then giggle and come up and put her arms around me.
And then she would give me that smile of hers, like she cared about me
so much and like I was the only man she would ever want. And for a second
I would actually believe it. But then she would go to the mirror and adjust
her dress, and as she stood there in front of the mirror I thought about
how there were actually two of her. And of how one was a lying fucking
whore."

Creek finally sat up and pulled himself to the table. In the slightly
better light I could see his blood-shot eyes. He obviously hadn't slept
in days. He drank some more wine.

"And then we came here. I made dinner, lasagna. I'm a pretty good cook
when I want to be. Cooking is basically just chemistry. We had dinner. I
put out some cheese torts for desert. All the while I had the big
butcher knife under my napkin. But for a while I didn't think that I was
going to do it. Everything was just so normal, so seemingly perfect. And
then it happened. Out of the blue. There we were just having a nice
dinner. And then she tells me that she has to babysit again the next
Friday. There was a perverseness about her telling it that was just
unbelievable, like she honestly couldn't wait to lie to me again. And
she just smiled as she said it. That was the worst. Just that smile."

"I lost it. I grabbed the butcher knife and yanked her so hard out of
her chair it tore her dress. Then I pushed her up against the wall and
held her by the throat. I called her every name I could think of. Then I
stuck the knife in her. Slow, at first. The knife had just the slightest
bit of resistance as it went in. I slid it the rest of the way. Then I
pulled it out and slid it in again. There wasn't any smile on her face
then, I guarantee you, the little bitch. I kept at it, stabbing her.
Finally I realized that her eyes were totally empty. I let go of her
throat and she fell to the floor. I looked around. There was blood all
over the fucking place. I sat down at the table. It was kind of a blank
after that for a while. When I came around, I went into the bedroom and
got the rug off the floor and brought it in and rolled her and the knife
up in it. Then I took her out to the barbecue. When the fire got going I
came back in and got the file for the new formula and took that out and
put it on top. And that was everything. Everything was gone. There was
nothing left."

I shouldered my .38 and walked the few feet into the kitchen. With the
better light coming from the overhead fixture it wasn't difficult to
tell how much violence had occurred there. Creek had made an attempt to
clean up after the murder over the past days, though given his mood I
wasn't exactly sure why. There were still large traces of blood splatter
high up on the wall and a good inch to inch-and-a-half strip of dried
blood along the baseboard. Besides that, he hadn't exactly been doing
the dishes, either, and there were empty and half-full cans of chili and
other stuff spread all across the counters. In any case it was evident
that the cops would have plenty of evidence to work with. Not to mention
the horror out on the barbecue.

I didn't have any handcuffs. Searching through the kitchen drawers I
found some basting twine that I thought would get the job done. I tied
Creek's wrists together and led him out to the Plymouth and stuck him
in. As I got in the car, I took a last look over at the barbecue grill.
Hearts raked over the coals, I thought to myself. I bid a silent
farewell to Mary Pollard, and turned the ignition.

Creek didn't say anything on the ride back in. He had already said
everything he had to say. As for myself, there were plenty of things
that I wanted to say. But I was afraid that some of them would involve
reaching over and punching Creek in the jaw a few times.

It was a long, dark, quiet drive back to Los Angeles.

********

When we got back to the city I stopped at a gas station and called
Baffin. After a while Richardson came on the line. I told him that I had
Creek and would be there in fifteen minutes. He seemed surprised, then
elated.

"Well, I wouldn't get too excited quite yet, Richardson. You'll see why
when I get there. Anyway, I've got Creek. Now I want the cash. And I
would like it in a nice white envelope."

I had Richardson transfer me over to Jerry Salazar, and talked with
him a few minutes. He agreed to meet me at Richardson's office.

Back at Baffin, I didn't bother parking in the V.I.P. lot this time.
I parked directly in front of the entrance and pulled Creek out of the car.
Once in the building I got out my Swiss Army knife and cut the string
off of Creek's wrists. I didn't care about whether Creek suffered the
personal indignity of having his wrists bound with basting twine like a
roast chicken. He could go to hell for all I cared. But I remembered
what Casey had said about scientists liking to keep things simple. I
didn't know anything much about chemistry, but I thought there was a
pretty good chance that Creek had the formula in his head. And though it
all seemed a bit meaningless now considering what had happened to Mary
Pollard, I felt it was part of my job as a private investigator to look
out after my client's interests. I was thinking that I might be able to
swing some sort of deal between Creek and Richardson. And if untying
Creek's hands made him feel a little more amenable, then it was no big
deal.

The security guard at the front desk being absent for some reason, we
took the regular slow elevator up to the seventh floor. Richardson's
secretary had left for the day or perhaps given the circumstances had
been sent home.

Richardson sat behind his desk. Jerry Salazar stood in front of him, a
security guard off to the side. He tipped his head to me as we walked up
to the desk.

"Have a seat, Creek" I said, pushing him down into a chair. Richardson
came around from behind the desk.

"Here's Creek, Richardson. You got the cash?"

Richardson nodded, reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out an
envelope and handed it to me almost absent-mindedly. He kept staring at
Creek, and it wasn't hard to figure out why given the way Creek looked
at that point.

"My god, what happened?" he said.

I was standing between Richardson and Creek. Nevertheless I didn't
think that I would be able to keep a man of Richardson's bulk away from
Creek's throat if it came down to that. I decided not to worry about it.

"Seems Dr. Creek here is a little on the jealous side. Went after his
girlfriend with a carving knife. Mary Pollard is dead, Clovis."

At first I thought Richardson was indeed going to go after Creek. But he
put one hand at his back and the other at his forehead.

"My god" he said. "Poor Mary. Poor, poor Mary."

"And I'm sure you mean that, too, Richardson. Considering you were the
one she was seeing on the side. Not that I'm being judgmental, or
anything. But it all figured into it. William loves Mary. Mary loves
William. Mary also loves Clovis. A recipe for trouble."

Richardson went back to his chair and sat down. He glared at Creek.
Creek in his turn glared at Richardson. It was going to be more
difficult than I had thought.

"Gentlemen, the way I look at it, you probably hate each other's guts
right about now. But Mary is dead. There's nothing we can do about that.
Creek, you're probably looking at Murder I. That's the electric chair.
Unless you can come up with the money for a really top-notch defense
lawyer. Then you might get Murder II. Sit around and read books about
chemistry for the rest of your life. Maybe even write some poetry, who
the hell knows. But you'll be alive. Clovis, you have the future of your
company and its employees at stake. Creek has the formula in his head,
no doubt. What he needs is a good legal defense. One like the Baffin
Corporation might be able to get him. I'm not telling you people what to
do, but it seems to me that it'd be better for both of you to come to
some sort of an arrangement with each other."

Richardson and Clovis avoided looking at each other. Creek crossed his
arms and looked at the carpet. Richardson lit a cigarette and stared at
his lighter.

"I suppose we might be able to come up with some legal counsel for him"
Richardson said finally.

Creek tried crossing his leg, missed on the first try, succeeded on the
second. He was still drunk.

"I don't want the electric chair, I damn well know that" he said
finally.

"Good. Then we'll assume you can help each other then."

I took Jerry Salzar over to the other side of the room. I gave him
Creek's address and told him what to expect. He said he would call the
cops and get them in to pick up Creek and fill them in.

"They'll probably want to talk with me, but I don't feel like going
through all of that tonight. I'm tired. Tell them they can stop by the
office when they're ready for my statement."

"Okay, Pat. Sure will. God, that's just terrible about Mary, you know?
I mean, she always seemed like such a nice girl."

I didn't know what to tell him, really.

I went back down in the slow elevator and past the empty guard station
and got in the car. As I drove out of the Baffin lot it occurred to me
that either Richardson or Creek might welch on the deal that I had
brokered, and that if they did that it wouldn't be too surprising.
Richardson had the future of his company at stake. Creek, the summit of
his life's work and the possibility of the electric chair. But when it
came down to it they were primarily just men, men who had the misfortune
to love the same woman. And when it comes to that kind of thing, good
judgment rarely figures into it.

********

As tragic as Mary Pollard's death was, it had inadvertently given me a
good out with the Russians. Nabokov could hardly blame me for what Creek
had done. And I knew that none of his men had been following me out on
the lonely stretch of highway along Oxnard Beach. I suppose he could
have some sort of informant at Baffin. In fact, it was likely. But the
building had been empty when I had taken Creek in. And I certainly knew
Jerry Salazar wasn't a communist, five kids or not. That left the one
security guard who had been there. If it were Poker, the odds would
be in my favor.

If it had been something like the latest plans for the atomic bomb or
the latest military jet, I had no doubt that Nabokov would kill to get
stuff like that. But as far as the Creek matter was concerned, I didn't
think he would go that far. It wouldn't be worth playing his hand for
that kind of thing and possibly exposing his network to the F.B.I. or
the C.I.A. The formula was just a part of the game to him, a small part
of it. Tomorrow he would be on to another round in the game, and he'd
forget all of it. Or so I hoped.

In any case I needed to talk with him, and I didn't just want to leave
some message with someone on the other end of the phone. I wanted to see
him in person. I called my contact at the L.A.P.D. and got an address
for the telephone number Nabokov had given me. It turned out to be a
small office about a mile south of my own. I stopped at a local liquor
outlet and got a fifth of my favorite Canadian rye, and drove over to
the office building and took the elevator up to the fourth floor.

Locating the right office, I tried the knob. It was locked, so I set
down my package and got out the lock-picking kit and jimmied the lock.
Turning the knob slowly, I pulled my .38 and pushed the door open with
two fingers, hoping like hell the hinges didn't squeak. There was no
noise from inside, so I took a few steps forward and peeked into the
office. To the right there was a vacant desk. I allowed myself a half-
second peek around the corner of the door. There were two more desks in
the room, each facing the same direction. At the third one, up against
the left wall, a man sat with his back to me. I walked in quickly and
quietly and approached him, the gun leveled.

"I'm here to see Yuri Nabokov" I said as I reached the desk. The man
jerked up from his newspaper and whirled around. Instinctively, his hand
went for his pocket.

"No, no gun" I said. "It's too late for that." I reached into my
pocket and pulled the business card that Nabokov had given me and
extended it to him with two fingers. He looked at the card, then up at
me. He just sat there. Now that I had a better look I could tell that
the guy was young, probably not more than twenty-two or so. Like any
organization, I guess the KGB had its share of rookies.

"Go ahead, kid. Take the card. It won't bite. Neither will I as long
as you don't go for that gun."

The kid reached out and took the card, turned it around and looked at
it. Then he looked back up at me.

"Now, reach down in your pocket with two fingers and pull the gun out.
Take it nice and slow. Slow motion. Pick it out by the butt."

After a few seconds the kid stuck his hand down and picked a Walther
PPK out and held it up in front of him by two fingers. I reached out
quick and grabbed it and stuck it in my pocket.

"Great. Now that we have that taken care of, why don't you give Yuri a
call? I guarantee you, he wants to see me. Tell him that Pat Maginess is
over, with a bottle of whiskey for us."

The kid was stuck. He didn't want to obey me, but he didn't know what
else to do either. I went over to the desk facing him, keeping the gun
leveled at him, and pulled a chair and sat down.

"Go ahead, make the call. I'm not going anywhere." I waved the back of
my hand at him, trying to get him in motion. Finally, the kid decided
that the only alternative he really had was to make the call. He reached
over and pulled the receiver, not taking his eyes off of me. Then he
turned slightly and dialed a number. When the person came on the line,
he spoke quickly and in whispers. I couldn't make out most of what he
said, but I made out enough to recognize my name and to know he was
speaking English. The KGB wouldn't speak Russian over the phone, of
course.

The kid hung up.

"Mr. Nabokov says that he'll be over in fifteen minutes" he said.

"Great" I told him. "Hey, would you mind doing me a favor? I left a
small package outside the door. Go over and pick it up, will you?" I
waved my gun on him and he finally moved and went to the door and got
the bottle of whiskey and carried it back in.

"Thanks" I said. "Just put it down on the desk here."

The kid put the bottle down and returned to his own desk. He hardly
ever took his eyes off of me. He didn't seem too happy about things.

"You speak very good English" I told him. "Or should I say American."

"Thanks" he said simply. The kid was the new breed of KGB. He had
probably been speaking English most of his life.

We waited there for a while, neither of us saying much. At what I
figured must be fifteen minutes on the dot the door opened and Yuri
Nabokov walked in. The first thing he did was to walk up to the kid and
give him the eye. Nabokov wasn't happy with him. The kid just looked
down at the ground like a whipped puppy. Nabokov finally jerked his
head, and like some unspoken communication the kid headed for the door
and walked out. Only then did Nabokov acknowledge my presence.

"Well, Mr. Maginess. I hear you have invited me to have a drink with
you" he said. His mood wasn't the best, and it was obvious that he was
still thinking about the kid. I still had the .38 out.

"Yeah" I said, pulling the bottle out of the sack with my free hand.
"Trouble is, I didn't think to bring any glasses."

The Russian considered that for a moment. "I might be able to do
something about that" he said. He went over to the other desk and opened
a few drawers. His face brightened. "Ah" he said, pulling two glasses
out. He clamped the glasses between two fingers with one hand and
grabbed the back of the chair with the other and brought it over and set
it to the left of me.

At that point I shouldered the .38 and reached over and grabbed the
bottle. I slid my fingernail around the seal and opened it and poured us
each a good three fingers each. I picked up my glass and tipped it. We
drank for a few sips.

"You shouldn't be so hard on the kid" I said, lighting a smoke.

"He should have known better" Nabokov said angrily.

"Yeah, but he's young."

"He still should have known better." I was sorry that I had mentioned
it. The kid was going to be on Nabokov's shit-list for months. Maybe
even years. But there was nothing I could do about that.

The Russian picked up the bottle and read the label, pointed to some of
the printing.

"Canadian!" he laughed. "I remember. Yes, it is very good whiskey, Mr.
Maginess. Very good." As if to confirm the fact he picked up his glass
and emptied the contents into his mouth, swirled the rye around a bit
and swallowed it in one clean swallow. I poured him another.

"Well, here's to the Canadians" I said, pushing my glass forward a bit.
We made the toast.

"So, Mr. Maginess. Maybe I call you Patrick? We are drinking now. No
need for formalities."

"Sure" I said.

"And you may call me Yuri. In any case, what news have you for me?"

"You might not like this news. I found Creek. He's in jail. Seems he
got a little jealous and went at his girlfriend with a butcher knife.
He'll be charged with murder."

"And the formula?"

"Destroyed. Creek set fire to it. Along with his girlfriend."

Nabokov just shook his head. "Oh, well."

"I suppose you could visit him in prison. Try to get the formula out of
him. He's still got it in his head."

Yuri just shook his head again.

"It wasn't the formula we wanted, Patrick. Not really. It was Creek
himself. The formula was just an excuse to draw him in. He was a genius.
Perhaps a misguided one, fooling with toothpaste. But it is a strange
thing about genius. It has an ability to alter itself, to wander hither
and thither. We would have put his great ability to better uses."

"Like developing weapons?" I said, tending to our glasses again.

"And you don't have anyone doing that here? I don't think so."

I had to give him that one. "Yeah, I'm sure we do."

It occurred to me what a two-edged sword science was, that a mind like
Creek's could be used to develop biological weapons on the one hand, or
mint flavored toothpaste on the other. But that was the way the world
was, anymore. It was the hideous versus the vacuous. The whole world was
torn in two.

"Well, you don't get your money, Patrick" Yuri said finally.

"No Creek, no cash. That's okay, Yuri. Baffin Corporation gave me the
bonus anyway. It's not as much as you were offering. But for a guy like
me, it's a lot of money."

Yuri nodded. "I am happy for you." he said.

That was it, then. I was clear with him. I breathed an inner sigh of
relief. Although there was still the matter of the shadowy Mr. Smith and
my own government to worry about.

We drank a bit. I studied the Russian's face. He had deep hairlines
around his eyes and on his forehead. It was an ancient face, much older
than its time.

"Did you serve during the war, Yuri?"

"Of course" he said, throwing up a hand. "Every Soviet citizen served
during the war. Me, I was at the siege of Leningrad. Two and a half
years, Patrick. Eight hundred and eighty days. I was running those who
were carrying messages out of the city. Five or six a day I sent them
out. I felt like the devil himself for doing it. Young ones, mostly,
most of whom I never saw again. Nor did anyone. Every once in a while a
communication would get in to us, and we would know that one of our men
or women had somehow managed to get through the German lines. And we
would rejoice. It was a minor victory in the overall scheme, perhaps.
But for us, it was everything."

Yuri reached up and filled his glass slowly with more whiskey, placed
the bottle down and stared at it.

"I didn't want to send them. But of course it was necessary. We had to
know what the Germans and the Finns were doing. And there was no way we
could tell from inside the city. But at night, I would lay in the dark
and wish for carrier pigeons. Imagine that, Patrick. Carrier pigeons. I
imagined myself feeding them and taking care of them. And making little
cooing noises to them, like they were my children. And I would put the
little notes onto their legs and release them into the air, where they
would fly far above the city, and out over the Germans, and on. What a
foolish thing it was to imagine. But I imagined it nonetheless. That they
would just fly, then, and never be harmed, fly on and on."

I gulped hard, my throat thick with the pain of it. I reached over and
grabbed the bottle.

"And you" Yuri said, a bit more brightly, "you were in Italy. A nice
place, Italy. Although I prefer the northern part of it. Milan, Turin. I
am a Russian. We like the cooler weather. I have read that you and your
partner caught a good number of fascist scientists in your web. And then
sent them back to America and made good use of them."

"Your side caught a good number also, if I recall. And you also made
use of them."

"Ha!" he said, slapping his thigh. "So we did. But I think your side
caught most of the better ones. And a few butchers as well. I read about
that, too."

I filled our glasses again. Between the two of us we had knocked off
two-thirds of the bottle so far. I was a guy who could hold his liquor
pretty well. But I had no doubt that Yuri Nabokov could drink me under
the table. He had already got a pretty good start on it.

"Well, let us drink to the defeat of fascism" Yuri said, raising his
glass. We clinked our glasses together. "To the defeat of fascism" I echoed.

"Ah, and here we are. Enemies, now. What a world, eh, Patrick?"

I sipped some whiskey, then rolled my glass around. It really was too bad
we hadn't had any ice.

"Do you think our two countries will destroy each other, Yuri?"

The Russian stared off into space for a few seconds, then turned to me
and shrugged.

"Well" he said, "if we do destroy each other, we will have deserved it
for being such incredible fools. And if we do not destroy each other,
well then we will have deserved that also."

I pulled out a smoke and lit it, and Yuri pulled out one of his little
cigars and I lit that, too.

"A guy tagged me the other day, Yuri. A Mr. Smith. Claims he is with
the government. Took me for a little ride around the city. He threatened
to revoke my investigator's license. And to pack me away to Virginia.
He's going to know that I met with you here this afternoon."

Yuri considered that for a moment, then nodded.

"Well, it seems this location is compromised, then. But it is no
matter. It was compromised the minute you walked into the room. But we
were due to move to another office at the end of the month anyway. In my
business, it is never good to stay too long in the same location."

"You mean the tractor business?" I said.

Yuri roared. "Yes, the tractor business! You never can be too careful
in the tractor business. In any case, as for this Mr. Smith, I know him
very well, in fact. Not personally, of course. More of a professional
relationship." Yuri reached over and patted me on the shoulder. "I wouldn't
worry too much about Mr. Smith if I were you, Patrick. I can find plenty
of ways to keep him busy over the next few days. Nothing serious, mind you.
Just a little harmless fun and games. Don't worry. A week from now, Mr. Smith
will be so preoccupied he won't even remember that you exist."

I nodded and tipped my glass to him, then gave him a quizzical look.

"And what about Mr. Smith? Does he keep you busy too, sometimes?"

The Russian leaned back in his chair and let out his big booming
laugh again.

"He has his moments" he said, smiling.

I had to admit, it was a killer smile.


Mickey Spillane (1918-2006)

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Mickey Spillane




Spillane's first novel, I, the Jury (1947).
He wrote the book in six days.