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"The Crime of the French Cafe" (Part 1)

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"The Crime of the French Cafe"

a Nick Carter detective mystery

Author: Unknown

Edited and Revised by Edward Piercy



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The Nick Carter series of detective tales have a long history. The
character first appeared in the "penny dreadfuls" of the late Victorian
era around the same time that A. Conan Doyle was penning the Sherlock
Holmes mysteries. The series was very popular and was translated into
various languages. The character became the basis for a series of three
"Thin Man" style movies starring Walter Pidgeon as Carter. Carter went
through another incarnation as more or less a regular Private Eye in the
radio program Nick Carter Master Detective, which ran from 1943 to 1955.
After that came another reincarnation, with Carter this time becoming a
James Bond type international agent.

The early series of tales has long ago entered public domain. The
following was taken from an e-book online. As such I don't have any
information on the original manuscript or its publication date or even
its original author (many authors wrote the Carter tales across the
years).

The use of the term "Tenderloin distict," assuming the story referred
to something contemporary, would put the manuscript somewhere in the
interval of 1880-1900. An article from the New York Times, 15 October
1889, states: "A noteworthy characteristic of life on Sunday nights in
what Inspector Williams was once pleased to term the "tenderloin
district" is not the long lines of persons going to church or to the
houses of their friends, but the groups of men and women with pinched
expressions on their faces and anxious energy in their steps making
rapid time toward the nearest restaurants." The Tenderloin, located in
south central Manhattan, was generally known as a very seedy area in
that period.

I have reproduced the manuscript here with some major modifications. It
is essentially a re-write. This is intended to make it more in line with
what we expect today in terms of narrative for the genre. To put it
frankly, the original manuscript was a mess. Facts were often introduced
before the detective could have known of them, and other information
seemed to be put into the narrative almost willy-nilly. And it gets worse.
If there's one thing I've learned as a writer in my days at it -- if you
have a door in a wall at the end of a story, the door damn well better be
there at the beginning of the story, too. Unless, of course, it was a magic
or secret door. Which wasn't the case in this instance.

I think that it is safe to say, without making too much of an
assumption, that pretty much no one would have wanted to read the story
in its original form. I read through it, of course; but then I'm a
writer in the genre and I was curious. But I felt there were some really
good elements to the story, particularly with regard to the plotting.
Hardboiled detective fiction has often been accused of weak plotting
when compared to other forms. This isn't hardboiled fiction. In fact it
comes very close to being a "fair plot" mystery in the classic sense. So
I decided to see what I could do with it -- I wanted to see if I could
make the past live again.

Some of the text (approximately 25%) is rendered as-is and without changes.
This is usually the case when it comes to dialog, a good deal of which could
be kept from the original. I have also tried to keep some of the nicer
narrative writing in the story as intact as possible. On the other hand,
here and there I added short sections that were not part of the original
but which I felt made the story stronger. Most of what I did, however,
was just to re-write sections of narrative to make it flow -- read
better -- and to help the plot progress in a cleaner fashion and with
more drive.

The gender of Carter's assistant Patsy I have changed from male to
female. Given the name, the change was too tempting to resist. I imagine
this new Patsy to be a poor female street-urchin type like those found
in the works of Dickens -- smart, street-savvy, and loyal.

I do have one other comment to make. Going through the original
manuscript of this story really does make you appreciate A. Conan Doyle
in a big way. Doyle was not only a good tale-teller, he was just a damn
good writer. Just as Nick Carter is not Sherlock Holmes, I am not A.
Conan Doyle. Nevertheless I have tried to generate as good of a
manuscript as possible from the original, and I hope that fans of the
genre will enjoy reading "The Crime of the French Cafe."


-- E.P., December 2006

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I. Private Dining Room A

The well-known French restaurant sitting on a corner in the Tenderloin
District didn't exactly have the first-class reputation of some of the
finer establishments in New York. But in spite of the rather seedy area
in which it was located its cook was an artist, its wine cellar as good
as it gets; and, for a price, customers could avail themselves of one of
several small, elegantly appointed private dining rooms. The main
entrance, which faced 23rd Street, bore the restaurant's marquee and was
brightly lit. A second entrance, favored by those who for their own
motives wished to remain more inconspicuous, was located at the side of
the building and shared in the darkness of the cross-street it faced.

It was half-past seven in the evening, and detective Nick Carter stood
hidden in shadows about fifty yards down from the side door to the
restaurant. He had followed a man to a house on the side street, and was
waiting for him to come out. The case was a robbery and of no great
interest. But Carter had taken it to oblige a personal friend, who
wished to have the business managed quietly.

Carter kept an eye on the house, waiting for his man, and pulled a
small, pencil-sized cigar from his coat pocket. Turning against the wind
to light the cigar Carter noticed a closed carriage stop in front of the
side door to the restaurant down the block. A waiter, hatless and still
wearing his white apron, came quickly out the side door and climbed into
the carriage, which instantly took off at a rapid speed. Carter found
the incident very much on the suspicious side. The way the waiter had
crossed the sidewalk, looking hastily from side to side as if afraid of
being spotted, stopping for a second before he got into the carriage --
all of it suggested to Carter that the man had been running from
something, the kind of behavior one would expect from a man who had just
committed a robbery or other crime.

If Carter hadn't been working the matter for his friend, he would have
made the attempt to follow the carriage. As it was, the man he had been
following appeared from out of the house and Carter had no choice but to
follow him. He knew he wouldn't have far to go. Carter's associate,
Chick, was waiting on Sixth Avenue, and the man was heading straight for
him.

Carter threw down the cigar and ran shouting at the man. The man turned,
saw Carter running toward him, and fled. It was like an African hunt,
Carter thought, with him as the native, beating the lion into the trap.
By the time Carter reached Sixth, Chick had the man by the collar. The
man protested. But the heavy load of fine silverware that began to fall
out of the man's pockets cancelled any real defense.

Carter pulled his gloves back over his hands. "Hold him, Chick" Carter
said. Chick pulled the man back by the arms. Carter punched the man in
the stomach once, and then again, and then for a third time. At the
conclusion of the third punch, the man sagged on his feet. "That's a
message from Gerald Bentley" he told the thief. "He doesn't like being
robbed. Especially by his employees." Chick lifted the man and shook him
a bit to revive him. "I'll leave it to you to take him into the copper"
Carter told Chick. "There's something I want to look into."

Carter retraced his steps and went back to the restaurant. He was half
expecting the place to be in an uproar due to some incident or other
involving the suspicious waiter; but there was no sign of that. Walking
in the side door he found the place quiet. He climbed a flight of stairs
and came to a kind of office with a desk and a registry book for the
private rooms. There was nobody in sight. There was a small bell on the
desk and Carter picked it up and rang it. A minute later, a waiter came
down some stairs from the floor above. Carter recognized him. It was
Gaspard, the head waiter for the restaurant.

"Ah, Gaspard," Carter said. "Tell me, who's your waiter on this floor
tonight?"

Gaspard looked at Carter anxiously. "Good evening, monsieur. Are you
working with the police again, as the last time you were here?"

"Honestly, Gaspard, I am not. But I would appreciate the information
anyway. Who was working tonight?"

"Jean Corbut," replied Gaspard. "I hope nothing is wrong."

"That remains to be seen," said Carter. "What sort of a man is this
Corbut?"

"A little man," answered Gaspard, "and very thin. He has long, black
hair, and mustaches pointed like two needles."

"Have you sent him out for anything?"

"Sent him out? No, no he is here."

"Really? Where?"

"In one of the rooms at the front. We have had parties in A and B."

"You go and find him," said Carter. "I want to see him right away."

Gaspard walked off. On second thought Carter decided to accompany him.
They walked down a hallway that ran towards the front of the building
and came to three rooms. There was a small sign to the side of each
door, labeled A, B, and C. It was evident to Carter that Room C, at the
far end of the hall, must face 23rd Street. As they came to room A
Gaspard entered the room, then stopped suddenly. His face became white
as paper, and his lips moved as if to say something, but not a sound
came from him. He was stuck dumb with fright.

Carter walked into the room, bright with the glare of gaslight. The
light shone upon a table laid out with the untouched plates and platters
of a rich meal, fell upon the gaudy furnishings and costly pictures on
the walls. The light fell too upon a beautiful face, rigid and perfectly
white, bordered by a horrible stain of black and red upon the temple.

The face was of a woman of approximately twenty-five years. Her thick,
abundant hair was the color of light corn, braided in back and rimmed by
small clusters of curls around her forehead. She reclined in a large
easy-chair in an elegant dress, looking perfectly natural but for the
pallid face and the fixed and glassy eyes and the grim red wound. Next
to the easy chair, a revolver lay on the carpet just where it would have
been if it had dropped from the woman's right hand.

Carter drew a long breath and set his jaw set firmly. He had felt that
something was wrong in that place. The waiter who had run across the
sidewalk and got into the carriage had borne a guilty secret with him.
But this was a good deal worse than Carter had expected. He had looked
for a robbery; or, perhaps, a secret and bloody quarrel between two of
the waiters. But not for a murder such as this.

Carter wondered what this obviously refined woman could have to do with
the missing waiter. Unless Corbut was other than he seemed. of course.
Certainly, whatever Corbut's connection with the crime, there was at
least one other person as intimately concerned in it. The woman had
obviously not been dining alone. There was food enough for two and two
glasses stood near the champagne bucket. Whoever she had been dining with,
they, too, had fled.

Carter noticed Gaspard. The head waiter was wiping his forehead and
eyes, as if he had been weeping. "Gaspard" Carter told him. "be so good
as to go down to the desk and get the registry book, would you?" Gaspard
happily took off on the errand.

While Gaspard was gone for the book, Carter looked around the room.
Looking out the window, Carter found that the room faced an inner
courtyard to the building. The window had been nailed shut. He pulled
the drapes back. He returned to the table. It was as if a wonderful
repast had been laid out for a corpse. Carter again noticed the bucket
of expensive champagne that remained uncorked. He pulled it out, opened
it and poured some of it into the two fine crystal glasses. He had just
taken his first sip when Gaspard returned. The waiter stood at the doorway,
unwilling to re-enter the room.

"Come in, Gaspard" Carter called out to him. "Come and have a drink of
this wonderful champagne. It will fortify your nerves a bit." Gaspard
hesitated, then walked up to the table. Carter took the book from him
and handed him the second glass.

Carter sipped more of the champagne and flipped through the book. He saw
that "R.M. Clark and wife" had been assigned to Room B, and "John Jones
and wife" to Room A. Room C was vacant.

Where was the man who had brought this woman to the restaurant? How was
it possible to account for his absence except by the conclusion that he
was the murderer? That was the first and most natural explanation.
Whether it was the true one or not, Carter didn't know. In any case, the
man must be found.

Nick turned to Gaspard. The head waiter had sunk down on a chair by the
table. Carter refilled Gaspard's glass. From previous experience Nick
knew Gaspard to be a man without nerve, and he was not surprised to find
him prostrated by this sudden shock. Carter went and closed the door to
the room. Whatever had taken place there, from then on it would only be
known to Gaspard and himself. And to the guilty authors of the deed, of
course.

"Now that you are a bit calmer, Gaspard, I need to ask you some
questions. First, did you see this woman when she came in?"

"No" Gaspard whispered.

"Who showed her and the man with her to this room?"

"Corbut."

"Who waited on them?"

"Corbut."

"Who waited on the people in Room B?"

"Corbut."

"They are gone, I suppose?"

"Yes. I noticed earlier that they were gone."

"Did you see any of those people? The people in Room B?"

"I saw a man, yes."

"A man. How did that happen?"

"He came out into the hall to call Corbut, who had apparently not
answered the bell quickly enough."

"And this man, he was from Room B?"

"Yes."

"How do you know for sure?"

"Because I saw the other man, later, coming out of Room A."

"This room?"

"Yes."

"You are sure of that?"

"Perfectly."

"Did he see you?"'

"I think not. I was standing right at the corner of the two halls. The
man came out and glanced around, but I stepped back quickly, because we
do not like to appear to spy upon our guests. He did not see me."

"What did he do?"

"He went out the front way. I supposed the lady went with him, for I was
sure that I heard the rustling of her dress."

"Where was Corbut then?"

"In Room A, I think."

"How long did he stay there?"

"Only a minute. I went back to the desk, and then was called by a waiter
upstairs. Just as I turned to go I saw Corbut coming down the hall."

"Did you speak to him?"

"Yes, monsieur. I called to him to stay by the desk while I went
upstairs."

"Did he answer?"

"Yes. He said d'accord -- very well."

"And that's the last you saw of him?"

"Yes."

"All right. So much for Corbut. Now for the other man. Would you know
him if you were to see him again?"

"Not the man in Room B. I didn't notice him in detail."

"But how about the man who came out of this room? He's the one we're
after."

"I would know him" said Gaspard, slowly. "Mais qui, I feel sure that I
could identify him."

"That's good, Gaspard. Now for the crime itself. Go back to the desk and
ring for a messenger. When he comes, send him here. Don't let anybody
else come, and don't say a word to anybody about this affair."

Gaspard, with a very pale face, went back to the desk.

Carter remained alone with the beautiful dead.


II. Gaspard Spots His Man

The position of the gun on the floor suggested the possibility of
suicide. And there was, at the first glance, nothing to contradict that
theory -- except for the conduct of Corbut and the man who had
registered as John Jones. It might be that the woman had committed
suicide, and the men had fled for fear of being implicated in the
affair.

Carter dealt with that possibility first. The woman's temple showed the
marks of powder on her fair skin. So the pistol had evidently been held
only a few inches from the woman's head when it was fired. The bullet
had passed straight through the head. Examining the revolver, Carter
found it to be carrying .32 long cartridges, three of five of which
were unfired. One empty shell was the fatal bullet. There was another
empty shell that, as was the common practice, would have been a used
shell carried under the hammer for safety.

Carter then turned his attention upon the woman's person and belongings.
Her ears had been pierced for earrings, but she seemed not to have worn
them recently. She had no watch. There was one plain gold ring on the
third finger of her right hand, and there was a deep mark showing that
she had worn another, but that ring was gone. How recently it had been
removed was, of course, beyond discovery. There was no sign that it had
been violently torn away. The woman's purse contained about twenty dollars,
but no cards or other things which might lead to identification. A minute
examination failed to reveal any marks upon the clothing which might assist
in establishing the woman's identity.

Finally, the detective took another look around the room. Along the wall
that would have separated the two dining rooms was a latched door.
Carter unlatched it and tried to pull the door open. But it would not
give. After thinking about it a bit, Carter left the room and went into
dining Room B. The door between the two rooms was latched on that side
also. The only way anyone could have gone from one room to the other was
for the latch to have been open on both sides.

When the message boy arrived, Carter sent him to inform the coroner.
After that, the message boy's instructions were take a message to Chick
and his other assistant, Patsy.

A while later the coroner arrived, as well as Inspector McLaughlin's
men. Carter turned the investigation over to the police and, grabbing
Gaspard, left the restaurant. Through past association, Carter knew that
McLaughlin would no doubt take unfortunate Gaspard into the station
house and question him for hours on end. Which would make Gaspard
practically useless as a witness when Carter needed him. Carter took
Gaspard instead to a local boarding house and paid for a room, with
instructions not to go out and to wait for him to call the following
morning. Having by that point consumed most of the bottle of champagne,
Gaspard was amiable to a comfortable bed.

By seven o'clock the next morning Carter received a message from Patsy.
Working all night, she had tracked the cabman in whose cab Corbut had
fled. Patsy had located the cabman at his home on West 32nd Street. The
man's name was Harrigan. Nick hired a cabbie and picked up Gaspard and
went with him to the house where Harrigan boarded.

"I got on to him easy enough," said Patsy, who they met up with outside
the house. "I found the policeman who was on that beat last night, and
got him to give me a list of all the night-hawks he'd seen around there
up to eight o'clock of the evening. Then I began to chase up the fellows
on that list. The second man put me on to Harrigan. He remembered seeing
him get the job, but couldn't tell what sort of a man hired him. I guess
there's no doubt that he's the man, but I haven't questioned him yet.
He's in there asleep."

Nick passed himself off as a friend of Harrigan's, and was directed with
Patsy to the cabbie's room. They pounded on the door. There being no
answer, Carter turned the knob and went in uninvited. They found
Harrigan snoring in his bed in a deep sleep.

"From what I heard," Patsy whispered, "Harrigan had a very large skate on
last night. He's sleeping it off."

Carter nodded, then went up and gave the cabbie a few firm shakes. At
last he sat up in bed.

"What t' 'ell?" said he, looking about him wildly. "Who are youse, an'
wha's the row?"

As the quickest way to sober the man, Carter showed his shield. It acted
like a cold shower-bath.

"Say, what was it I done?" gasped Harrigan. "S' help me, I dunno nothing
about it. I had a load on me last night, an' I ain't responsible."

Patsy laughed.

"There's no charge against you," said Nick, a little more seriously. "I
only want to ask you a few questions."

Harrigan sank back on the pillow with a gasp of relief.

"Gimme that water pitcher," he said, "me t'roat's full o' cobwebs."

Harrigan drank about a quart of water, and then declared himself ready
for a cross-examination. Carter sized him up for a decent sort, a fellow
who just might tell the truth to any questions that were put to him.

Over the next twenty minutes Carter questioned Harrigan. It appeared
that the cabbie had been on 7th Avenue, near the French restaurant,
from a little after six to about half-past seven on the previous
evening. At the latter hour a man had engaged his cab. He had taken the
man to the side door of the restaurant, where the waiter had got in.

Harrigan had then driven them to somewhere on 57th Street, or it might
be 58th -- the cabbie couldn't remember exactly, he had been drinking.
The two men got out together. Harrigan didn't know what had become of
them after that. Harrigan had then gone to the stable where he had
rented his cab and paid his rental. Then he had gone out for a few
drinks. Or, by the look of him, Carter thought, more than a few. And
that, apparently, was all Harrigan knew about the matter.

"Would you recognize the man who hired your cab if you saw him again?"
asked Carter.

"Oh, sure," said Harrigan. "I wasn't so very full. I had me wits about
me. Say, you ain't going to do me dirt an' git me license taken away? I
was all right. I didn't do any harm."

Carter assured Harrigan that if he acted right in this case his license
would be safe, and then left the man to his slumbers.

"Not very promising, is it, my girl?" said Nick to Patsy, as they went
downstairs. "We've lost the trail as soon as we struck it."

"Do you think he's giving it to us straight?"

"I think, yes. He doesn't know where he took the men nor what became of
them after they left his cab."

"It's a pity he had such a jag. He'd have been the best witness in the
case."

Carter smiled. "If he hadn't been drunk he wouldn't have had anything to
do with the case," he said.

"What do you mean?"

"Why, it's clear enough. This man that we want saw Harrigan on that cab
while the man was on his way to the restaurant with the woman. Then when
it became necessary to get Corbut out of the way, he remembered the
drunken cabman, and hired him."

"I don't see how you know that."

"A man would rather have a sober driver than a drunken one, wouldn't
he?"

"Yes."

"Well, the cabbie who told you he saw Harrigan get the job was sober,
wasn't he?"

"Yes."

"Then why didn't the man take his cab? Because he wanted a drunken
driver, who wouldn't be sharp enough to get on to any queer business.
But he wouldn't have tried to find a drunken cabman just by luck, and he
wouldn't have taken a sober one. Therefore he had seen Harrigan and
hoped to find him in the same place."

"That's part of the plot. Now, then, you go to Chick, who's watching the
body of the woman. I'm going to take Gaspard uptown and have a look at
that part of the city where Harrigan left his passengers."

Carter and Gaspard went to the 33rd Street station of the 6th Avenue
elevated road. They walked to the edge of the platform on the uptown
end. Suddenly, Gaspard gave a violent start. He uttered an exclamation
of surprise and pointed across the tracks.

"What is it?" said Carter.

"The man who was in room A!" exclaimed Gaspard. "I am sure of it!"

At that instant a downtown train rushed into the station, cutting off
Carter's view. A second later an uptown train pulled in on their side.
Nick pushed open a gate before the train had fairly stopped. He dragged
Gaspard after him. The gateman tried to stop them, but Carter pushed the
fellow in the car so violently that he fell on the floor. Carter pulled
the other gate open, and, still dragging Gaspard, sprang down in the
space between the tracks.

The other train was just starting. Carter jumped up and opened one of
the gates. Gaspard stood trembling. Excitement and terror rendered him
incapable of action. The detective reached down, and, seizing the man by
the shoulders, lifted him up to the platform of the car as if he had
been a child of ten.

"Look back!" cried the Carter, pushing Gaspard to the other side of
the car. "Is your man still at the station?"

Two or three men were there, having, apparently, just missed the train.
It seemed possible that the criminal -- if such he was -- had seen Gaspard
point, and had been shrewd enough not to board the car.

Gaspard looked back and shook his head no. His man was not there.

"Good," said Carter. "He must be on the train. We have him for sure."


III. John Jones

After boarding the train they had walked through it hurriedly, and in
the car next to the engine Gaspard clutched Carter's arm, whispering
"There's your man!"

The person Gaspard pointed out was was well-dressed, rather good-
looking, and about thirty-five years old. There was nothing otherwise
striking about his appearance. It would have been easy to have found
dozens of such men on lower Broadway any day of the week.

Carter feared a mistake. But Gaspard was sure. "I never forget a face,"
he said. "That is the man whom I saw coming out of room A. That is the
murderer."

The man was standing up and holding on to one of the straps, his profile
turned to them. Carter waited until he turned and showed his full face.
The detective was resolved to give Gaspard every chance to change his
mind. But the waiter remained firm. At last Nick approached the accused,
leaned into him and whispered into his ear.

"I've got you!" Carter told him, the ire in his voice apparent even
through the soft tones. This was not the fist time that the detective
had spoken those words to some luckless criminal. There were many men in
prison or on the gallows had heard those exact words before.

In this case, however, the words seemed to produce less than the
ordinary effect. The man to whom they were addressed turned suddenly
toward the detective, but did not shrink or tremble.

"I beg your pardon," he said. "I didn't quite understand your meaning."

The man's coolness made Carter doubt Gaspard's identification. But
having carried it that far, he decided to carry it on through. "I think
you know what this is about. About a certain woman in a certain French
restaurant. A woman with a pale face and a red hole in her head. See
this man standing next to me? He is the head waiter there. He was a
witness to it."

"This is ridiculous," said the man. "I read the story of that affair in
the papers this morning. What are you insinuating? I am not connected
with the matter in any way. If you arrest me, you must be prepared to
take the consequences."

"I guess we can manage the affair quietly," said Carter, "and give you no
trouble at all. I suppose you were going downtown on business?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact."

"Well, I will go along, too, if you don't mind."

"By all means," said the man, looking much relieved. Then he scowled at
Gaspard. "I understand what your duty is," he continued. "Since this
imported French jackass has made this charge, of course you'll have to
look into it. Come down to the office and make some inquiries, and then
we will go up to my flat. I was at home last evening."

"What did you do before that?"

"I had dinner with my wife, and then put her aboard a train. She's gone
away on a visit."

"Where has she gone?"

"No, sir. I'll give you none of that. I don't propose to have a
detective go flying after her to scare her to death. She keeps out of
this mess, if I have any say about it."

"But if you're arrested she'll hear, won't she? And then come back to
the city."

"I'm not going to be arrested. You're too sensible a man to do such a
thing. I can see that. Ah, here we are. Franklin street. My place of
business is just a little up the way, toward Broadway."

They left the train. Carter was beginning to feel that a mistake had
been made. The man's easy manner and perfect confidence were hard to
square with the idea of his guilt.

"By the way," said the suspect, as they descended the stairs, "I forgot
to give you my card." He reached into his pocket gave one to Carter. The
detective looked it over.

MR. JOHN JONES.

ALLEN, MORSE & JONES.
Electrical Fixtures
The "Sunlight" Lamp.

"What did I tell you!" exclaimed Gaspard, looking over Carter's
shoulder. "It is the name that was on the register. He is the man."

But Carter took a different view. He was of the opinion that Mr. Jones
had just presented very strong evidence of his innocence. Anybody
else might have signed himself "John Jones" in order to remain
anonymous. But the real John Jones, never. It would be difficult to
convince a jury that a man meditating murder had recorded his correct
name for the benefit of the police. The coincidence was certainly
astonishing, but it was in Jones' favor.

They walked over to the offices of Allen, Morse & Jones. Jones asked
Carter his name, and then introduced him to Mr. Allen. "It seems my name
has got me into trouble again" Jones explained to him.

"How is that?" replied Allen.

"Did you read about that French restaurant murder that occurred last
night?"

"Well, I glanced at the story in one of the papers."

"This Frenchman here is a waiter in the place. He saw me in an elevated
train just now, and told Mr. Carter, who is a detective, that I was the
party who took that woman to the restaurant. That was bad enough, but
when they found out what my name was, they convicted me immediately. It
appears that the visitor to the restaurant signed the very uncommon name
of John Jones on the books."

"Why, what the devil!" exclaimed Allen, looking wrathfully at poor
Gaspard, who was shaking in his shoes. "Don't you know that this is a
serious matter? What do you mean by throwing such an accusation around?"

"He is the man," cried Gaspard. "If I were dying, I would swear with my
last breath that he is the man!"

"But who's the woman?" asked Allen, turning to Carter. "And what has she
to do with my partner?"

"That I can't say" Carter told him. "She has not been identified as yet."

"Then you have absolutely nothing to go on except this fellow's word?"

"Nothing" Carter told him, suddenly angry at Gaspard for having put him
in such a situation.

"Why, this is nonsense" Allen said, dropping himself into his chair with
an air of finality.

"Perhaps so," Carter said. "But you will admit that I would be false to my
duty if I did not investigation the matter."

"Investigate all you wish," laughed Jones. "But don't bother me any more
than you have to. This is my busy day."

"I'll be leaving" said the detective. "All I want of you is that you will
give me your address, and meet me at your home in the latter part of the
afternoon."

"Very well," said Jones. He scribbled on a piece of paper. "I'll be
there at half-past four o'clock."

Carter started to thank Mr. Jones for his courtesy, then changed his
mind and left. But he did not go far. Finding a convenient doorway he
wrote a note to Chick, on the back of the scrap of paper which Jones had
given him. "I'm sending you on an errand, Gaspard. Take this note to my
associate, who is watching over the body of the woman in the morgue.
Then wait with him there. I will contact you later."

Gaspard's face grew white again at the sound of the word 'morgue' and he
made as if to protest.

"This is murder, Gaspard. Please, just do as I say." Gaspard accepted
his fate and left with the message.

Carter kept watch outside the offices of Allen, Morse & Jones. Nothing
of importance happened until a little after noon, when a reply came from
Chick. Carter ran through the note, which used certain abbreviations
and symbols known only to Carter and his associates.

"Jones residence, good flat house, lives with wife" the message said.
"Lived there two months. Nobody in the house knows anything about them.
One servant, taken sick two weeks ago, carried to hospital, where she
died. Since then couple lives alone. Nobody in the house has seen Mrs.
Jones' face. She always wore a heavy veil. The only description I could
get tallied with that of the body. The principal point was the hair. I
have just found a woman who saw Mr. and Mrs. Jones go out yesterday
afternoon. She remembers Mrs. Jones' dress. The description agrees with
that found on the corpse. Jones carried an alligator skin traveling bag.
Nobody saw either of them come back to the house, but Jones evidently
slept there. I will soon take the woman who saw them yesterday to
identify the body. Will send Patsy down with the result of this effort
at identification. I believe it will show the woman to be Mrs. Jones.
I send this that you may have warning. Chick."

Nick finished reading the note and then glanced across the street toward
the offices of Allen, Morse & Jones. Through the window he could see
Jones calmly writing a letter. Could it be possible that this man was
guilty of so hideous a crime?

A half hour later a second message came from Chick.

"Identified as Mrs. Jones" it read.


IV. All Sorts of Identification

Carter walked into Jones' office and up to his desk. He took off his
hat. "I am sorry to tell you, Mr. Jones, that the body of the woman
murdered last night has been identified as that of your wife."

"It can't be possible!" Jones exclaimed, leaping from his chair.

"I am so informed," said Carter. "And I also have the duty of placing
you under arrest."

"But there is some infernal mistake here," said the accused. "I know
that my wife is all right. This must be somebody else."

"A lady living in the same house with you has identified the body."

"I don't care if she has identified ten bodies. Nobody in that house
knows my wife."

"Is there anyone in the city who does know her? Postively? A relation,
perhaps?"

"No" Jones said, sitting back down in his chair slowly. "No relations. I
can't think of anybody."

"How about the grocer with whom you trade?"

"Our servant attended to all that till she was taken sick. Since then
I've done what little there was to do. We've eaten most of our meals at
restaurants."

"What restaurants?"

"Oh, all around. There's the Alcazar, for instance, where we have
sometimes dined together."

"Does the head waiter there know her?"

"I suppose he would remember her face. He doesn't know the name."

"All right. I'll have him look at the body."

"But, man, you're going to let me look at it, aren't you?" exclaimed
Jones. "That would settle it, I should think."

"I'll take you there now. And we will try to get somebody from the
Alcazar at the same time."

Carter dispatched another message, this time to Patsy, telling her to
find Harrigan and bring him to the morgue. Then Carter hired a cab and
took the prisoner to the Alcazar Restaurant. The head waiter remembered
Jones' face. He had seen him dining with a lady who had beautiful light
hair. Then they all climbed into the cab and made the trip to the
morgue.

Carter watched Jones carefully as he approached the body. Jones started
violently at the first sight of it. Then he became calm.

"The hair is wonderfully similar," he said, breathing much deeper. "But
there is no resemblance between the two faces. This woman is not my
wife."

"That is true, monsieurs," said Gaspard. "This is not the lady."

"On the contrary," said a voice close beside them. "I believe that this
lady was your wife, Mr. Jones."

All the color went out of Jones' face as he turned quickly toward the
man who had spoken.

"Ah, Mr. Gottlieb" he said. "I am surprised to hear you say that."

"Mr. Gottlieb is the grocer from whom the Joneses bought their supplies"
said Chick, approaching Carter. "I thought he might be helpful. So I sent
for him, telling him it was a very serious matter, and he graciously
complied."

"I was not aware that you had ever seen my wife," said Jones, studying the
grocer.

"I never saw her plainly," said Gottlieb. "She came into my store once
or twice, but always closely veiled. So I cannot be sure. And, of
course, if you insist that this is not your wife's body, I must be
mistaken."

"You are mistaken, sir," said Jones, coldly.

He turned to Carter.

"Mr. Gottlieb has sealed my doom for the present," he said, with a
smile. "I am ready to go with you."

As soon as Patsy arrived with Harrigan, Carter and his associates, along
with Jones and Harrigan, proceded to the station house. There Jones was
taken into the superintendent's room. A dozen other men were assembled
there. Harrigan was very nervous at being around all the police.

"Youse fellies are tryin' to do me out o' my license" he shouted. "But
I'm tellin' yer I was all right last night. I wasn't half so paralyzed
as youse t'ink I was. Show me your man and I'll identify him."

"Tell us, then" Carter said, "do you see the man here who hired your cab
last night?"

"I do, sir, yes" Harrigan said, shuffling his feet and becomeing bolder.
"That there is the man!"

Carter made a gesture of disappointment, and then laughed, as did the
Superintendent and Patsy.

The man whom Harrigan had selected was Chick.

It was evident that the cabman was going upon pure guess work. Being
sharply questioned, he confessed that he had no idea how his fare of the
previous night looked.

"I'll give it to youse dead straight," said he, at last. "I don't know
whether the mug was white or black. Say, he might have been a Chinese."

"I believe that fellow is faking," the sergeant told Carter, as Harrigan
was escorted out.

"No, he's straight enough, I guess," Carter said. "He's just not the
sort of man who would have been let into a game of this kind."

At that point they all sat down around the table, with the exception of
Patsy, who preferred to sit on the window sill. Carter then proceeded to
question Jones.

Jones' responses were straightforward enough, but they threw little
light upon the affair. The only subject which he refused to discuss was
the whereabouts of his wife. When questioned about her, he invariably
declined to give much in the way of information.

"She's gone on a little pleasure trip." he said. "And I want her to
enjoy it. This affair will be all over when she gets back. She'll never
hear of it, where she is, and that's as it should be."

Cater returned to his house, where he was informed by his servant that a
visitor was waiting for him. He found a gentleman somewhat under forty
years of age, and apparently in prosperous circumstances, pacing the
study floor. The visitor was evidently greatly excited about something,
for his hands trembled and he started nervously when Nick entered.

"Mr. Carter," he said, anxiously and without introductions. "Can I trust
you fully?"

Carter laughed. "I can't do anything to prevent it," he said.

"Then, will you swear to keep what I shall tell you a secret?"

"No, sir. I will not."

The man threw his hands up in the air. "I supposed that your business
was always strictly confidential," he said. "Being an investigator."

"So it is. But I take no oaths."

"I didn't mean that exactly, but -- but -- " The man hesitated,
stammered, and was unable to proceed.

"Come, sir," said Carter. "Calm yourself. Join me in a glass of brandy.
For I've a need for one." Carter poured two brandies, and handed one to
the gentleman. "Now, sir. Tell me plainly what you want me to do for
you."

"It isn't for me. It's for -- for a friend of mine."

"Very well, then. What can I do for your friend?"

"He is accused of a terrible crime, of which he is entirely innocent.
I want you to save him."

"I have been asked to do that many times."

"And have you always succeeded?"

"Not entirely. In several cases, I have failed. One man was hanged."

The visitor shuddered violently. "I had heard" he said, "that you always
saved the innocent."

"That is the truth. Unfortunately, not all I worked to save were
innocent." Carter sat down in a leather chair, waved his guest to
another. "So I would highly advise you to be very sure of your friend's
innocence before you put the case in my hands."

The visitor looked very much relieved. "I'm perfectly sure of it" he
said. "My friend had nothing to do with it all."

"I'm glad to hear it. Who is he?"

"The man who has been arrested in this restaurant murder case."

"John Jones?"

"That is the name he has given to the police."

"But isn't that his right name?"

"I -- I don't know" stammered the visitor.

"He must be a very particular friend of yours, since you don't know what
his name is."

"I never saw him in my life."

"Look here, Mr. -- ?"

"Hammond is my name."

"Well, Mr. Hammond. Your statements don't hang together. You began by
saying that this man was your friend."

"I didn't mean that exactly. I meant that I sympathize with him. It must
be terrible to be arrested for such a crime and to find the evidence
growing stronger in spite of your innocence."

"How do you know that he is innocent?"

Before Hammond could reply there came a knock at the door. It was
Gaspard. "Forgive me, monsieur. Your servant was kind enough to let me
up. I found out your address from your associate, Patsy. She was good
enough to bring me here, she is downstairs. I had to see you, monsieur.
I am very upset. I keep seeing the dead woman's face. And then I keep
thinking of how you may not believe me, that the man on the train
was..." At that point Gaspard looked over Carter's shoulder and into the
room to the chair holding Mr. Hammond. Gaspard's voice caught, then
released. "Monsieur!" he said.

Carter looked around and back at Hammond, then back at the waiter. "What
is it, Gaspard? Tell me."

"The man in the chair, monsieur. Here right now. He is the man who was
in room B last night!"


V. Patsy's Tip

Gaspard's declaration produced a stunning effect upon Hammond. At first
he seemed thunderstruck. There was a look on his face which made Carter
say to himself, "It isn't true." But whether the accusation was true or
false, he knew at once that Hammond recognized Gaspard.

Hammond couldn't be a regular visitor to the restaurant, because Gaspard
had said that he had never seen either of the two men before the fatal
evening. Therefore Carter reasoned that since Hammond had recognized
Gaspard, he must be the man who had been in room B, because the man in
room A had not seen the head waiter. At least not according to Gaspard's
recollection of events.

Hammond, after the first shock of surprise, recovered his nerve quickly.

"I don't know why I should deny it to you. There is no charge against
me, I take it?"

"None whatsoever" said Carter. "Those in room B are merely wanted as
witnesses."

"It occurred to me that you might have some theory of a conspiracy in
which both men were concerned."

"I never thought of it. Until now."

Hammond frowned. "But I am not to be put under arrest?"

"Certainly not, unless some new evidence appears. And I do not expect
it."

"Very well, then. I was the man in room B."

"And who was the lady?"

"I decline to mention her name. She has nothing to do with this case.
You will easily understand that I do not wish to bring a lady's name
into a tragedy of this kind."

"I can understand that. Now tell me why you feel so sure of this man
Jones' innocence."

"Will you promise to keep me out of this affair as much as you can?"

"Why do you wish it? What are you afraid of?"

"Well" said Hammond, looking very much embarrassed, "I'm a married man.
A very respectable sort of a fellow. And the lady with whom I dined was
not my wife. It's all right, you know. My wife is not a jealous woman.
But the thing would not look well in print."

"I won't make this public if I can help it, Mr. Hammond. Not that I have
much sympathy for you. You shouldn't have been there. But the publicity
would annoy your wife, and do nobody any good."

"Thank you, Mr. Carter" said Hammond with a grim smile. "Now I will tell
my story. There is very little to tell, really. We arrived before the
other party. We heard them go into the next room, room A. By and by, I
went out into the hall to find the waiter, who didn't answer my ring. I
saw this man" he said, pointing to Gaspard. "He was at the desk. Just at
that moment our waiter appeared once more at the end of the hall. So
I went back. Just as I was closing the door of our room, I heard the man
come out of room A. I didn't see him, but I know that he went down the
front stairs, for I heard his footsteps, and also heard the door shut."

"Then the waiter came in and left. Me and the young lady were just
getting ready to leave when we heard the pistol shot in the other room.
Hearing that, we got out of the house just as fast as we could. It was
cowardly, perhaps, but I knew that something terrible had happened. And
I didn't want to be mixed up in it. Of course I wanted to keep the lady
out of it, too, and -- well, you can see that there were many reasons
why I should have decided to make tracks."

"You know for sure, then, that the other man was not in room A when the
shot was fired?" asked Carter.

"Yes, I'm sure of it."

"He might have come back."

"I don't think so. The front door makes a loud noise when it is shut and
I would have heard him if he had come in that way. And if he had come
the other way, I imagine this man would have seen him, would he have
not?"

"You didn't see him at all, then, did you?"

"No."

"So you can't say whether Jones was the man?"

"No. But I'm sure he wasn't the murderer."

"You think it was suicide?"

"I'm sure of it. How could it have been anything else? The woman was
alone."

"There might have been somebody else in the room."

"Our waiter told us that the party consisted of only two."

"You mean Corbut?"

"I believe that was his name —- the fellow who disappeared."

"How do you account for his disappearance?"

"I don't. But perhaps he was afraid of being mixed up in the affair. He
may have a record which won't permit him to go before the police, even
as a witness."

"How could he have gotten into a cab?"

"I've thought a good deal about that, as it was mentioned in the papers.
I believe he may have slipped out the front way, called the cab, and
then gone back to get something. Perhaps he went back for his clothes
but didn't dare to take them."

"Or perhaps he took a nice little trip to Paris, and then came back, and
then left again for Marseilles. No, I'm sorry, it doesn't fit."

"What about the cabbie's story of the man who engaged the cab?"

"The cabman's a liar. Or a drunk. Perhaps both. That one's plain enough.
Now, Mr. Hammond, tell me. Could either Corbut or this man here,
Gaspard, have gotten into room A without your knowing it?"

"Easily. Great heavens, I never thought of that! One of them may be the
murderer!"

Gaspard, at these words, visibly trembled and shook his head. He was so
frightened that his English —- which was usually very fluent -— deserted
him, and he mumbled protestations of innocence in his mother tongue.

"Thank you, Mr. Hammond" Carter said, without appearing to notice
Gaspard's distress. "I have no more questions to ask, but I would be
obliged to you if you would wait here a few minutes for me."

Carter went downstairs to find Patsy in the middle of cleaning her
boots. "Patsy" he said. "There's a fellow up stairs whom you'll have to
shadow."

"Gaspard?"

"No. Another man. He calls himself Hammond. Gaspard has identified him
as the man who was in room B."

"Look here" said Patsy, "am I a bird brain, or is the man Gaspard the
greatest living identifier?"

"What do you mean?"

"Why, it strikes me that he picked out his men a good deal too easy. If
it's all straight, I'd like the loan of his luck for a few days. I'm no
detective, Nicky. But I think the man Gaspard, he's simply running
around identifying everybody he sees."

"But this man Hammond admits it."

"Is he telling the truth?"

"No" Carter said, with a peculiar smile. "I don't believe he is."

"Well, Gaspard's a liar anyhow."

Carter looked shrewdly at his youthful assistant. He was very fond of
the girl, and usually gave her every chance to develop her theories in
those cases in which he was employed.

"Come, my girl" said the famous detective. "Tell me what has set you so
against Gaspard."

"He's going to skip."

"Is that so? Well, that is serious."

"It's a fact. I got it from one of the men in the restaurant. My man was
told of it by Corbut."

"Corbut?"

"Yes. And here's another thing, Nicky. There's a Frenchwoman who is
going to give little old New York the shake at the same time as Gaspard.
They're going back to sunny France together. It's a big secret. Or at
least Gaspard thinks it is."

"And what would be Gaspard's motive, my little agent?"

"Say he's a thief. He's been stealing, and then he gets something
valuable off of the woman. He needs to get Corbut out of the way. Maybe
he paid him to skip. Corbut agreed. Corbut didn't know the reason. So he
went along with it. Now Gaspard's identifying any Tom or Dick for the
purpose of dragging us around by the nose and keeping us busy till he
can light out."

Patsy finished, slightly winded at the excitement of her tale. She put
her boots on and stood up. "What do you think of that, Nicky? So tell
me, huh, what'd you think of it?"

"It's worth looking into" Carter told her, patting her on the shoulder.
He pulled a gold dollar out and put it in her hand. Patsy tossed it up
and down a few times, feeling its weight, then pushed it deep into her
pocket.

"Thanks, Nick" she said.

"And you will earn more before this case is over, I would say" Carter
said seriously. "At any rate, you stick to your man Gaspard. I'll put
somebody else on Hammond."



"The Crime of the French Cafe" (Part 2)

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VI. Mrs. John Jones

The next afternoon Carter went to Police Headquarters to check on any
updates in the case. He took a chair in front of Superintendent Byrnes'
desk and lit a thin cigar.

"The identification of the deceased gets stronger all the time" said the
superintendent. "I'm beginning to think that she really is the wife of
our prisoner."

Carter wasn't so willing to make the conclusion. On the other hand he
was short on evidence at that point and couldn't really justify another
interpretation.

"It looks that way" Carter told the Superintendent.

At that moment there was a knock on the door, and a young officer
brought in a card and gave it to Byrnes. The superintendent looked at it
and whistled softly, then handed it to Carter.

"Mrs. John Jones" said Carter, reading the card. "Well well, this puts
a new face on the matter."

"It's a great case" Byrnes said, smiling. "What with the area and all
being the Tenderloin, and the death of a beautiful young woman, it has
already generated quite a bit of notoriety in the press. Should be a
real feather in my cap, Carter. Of course, it helps that you happened to
be on the scene at once." Then he turned to the officer. "Show the good
woman in, Gallagher."

A pretty young woman entered into the office. Carter observed that she
was of about the same height as the unfortunate victim of the tragedy in
the restaurant, and much like her in build. The faces did not resemble
each other in outline, but the coloring was similar. There was a faint
resemblance in the large, light blue eyes. Her hair was of the same
peculiar shade, and nearly as luxuriant. But nobody would ever have
mistaken one woman for the other, after getting a good look at their
faces.

The their dress, however, they were identical. Mrs. John Jones, to
all appearances, wore the very same clothes as Carter had seen upon the
woman in Room A.

Mrs. Jones seemed very nervous, but she made a fine attempt to control
herself. Byrnes went around to the front of his desk and pulled out a
chair for her. She looked up at him, as if thanking him for his
kindness. As soon as Byrnes had put himself behind his desk again she
came to the point. "You have my husband under arrest, I believe" she
said. "And he is accused, they say, of killing me." She tried to smile,
but it was rather a ghastly effort.

"Mr. John Jones is here with us, madam," he said. "He is suspected of
murder."

"I have read about it" replied the woman. "There certainly appears to
be evidence against him. But of course you must be aware that I know him
to be innocent."

"And how do you know that, madam? Please, inform us."

"Because I was with him when the crime was committed. It was my
intention to take an afternoon train, but I decided to wait. At half-past
seven o'clock of that evening we were walking toward the Grand Central
Depot. We had dined in our flat. The people who say they saw us go out
tell the truth. But we came back. We came back and had dinner. No one
saw us come back, I am fairly sure of that."

"After dinner we walked to the depot, and I took the eight-ten train for
my home in Maysville, ten miles from Albany. I arrived in Albany
Wednesday morning, and remained there with friends throughout the day
and night. Then I went to Maysville, where I heard the news. I came back
at once."

The superintendent touched his bell and Gallagher came in. "Would you
please go fetch Mr. Jones" he him. While they were waiting Brynes and
Carter looked at each other. The unspoken communication between them
was one of bewilderment, if not outright suspicion.

Carter made small talk with Mrs. Jones. "Was your trip a pleasant one,
Mrs. Jones? Excepting the bad news, of course."

"Yes" she said, taking out a handkerchief. "Yea, it was very lovely
weather."

"I'm so glad. It's often enjoyable to get out of the city every once in
a while. I must say, your husband was very resolved as to not ruin your
vacation with this news. He wanted to protect you."

Mrs. Jones wiped her nose with the kerchief and nodded.

Ten minutes later John Jones was brought into the room. "Amy!" he
exclaimed. "What are you doing here?" He ran up to her, and they greeted
each other affectionately. Mrs Jones, who had controlled herself up to
that point, burst into tears. Jones turned toward Byrnes and Carter and
unleashed his wrath.

"Haven't we had enough of this infernal nonsense?" he exclaimed. "You
have raised the devil with my business and scared my wife into a fit.
Now let me out, and arrest the Ameer of Afghanistan. He had more to do
with this affair than I did."

Carter didn't reply. Instead he looked at Brynes and nodded. Brynes
caught his meaning. He didn't seem too happy about it, but he followed
Carter's cue regardless.

"You are at liberty to go, Mr. Jones" said Byrnes. "I regret that it
was necessary to detain you so long."

"I have no complaint to make against you" said Jones. "It was that man's
work" he said, pointing at Carter. He scowled at Carter and then, after
bowing to the superintendent, walked out of the room with his wife on
his arm.

"Shall I call a man?" asked Byrnes, after they had left.

"That would be excellent" said Nick. "My own force is pretty busy at
the moment."

"Musgrave!" yelled the superintendent. A man appeared so suddenly that
he seemed to come out of the wall. "Shadow the couple that has just left
here" said Byrnes. "You are under Mr. Carter's orders until dismissed
by him."

Musgrave turned to Carter and tipped his hat. "I have no special
instructions" Carter told him. "But be sure to keep your eyes on the
woman." Carter pulled a piece of note paper off the superintendan't
desk, wrote down an address. "Here's the address for Mr. and Mrs. Jones.
Just in case you should need it. I imagine that after all they have been
through this day that they will return home." The officer saluted, and
vanished almost as quickly as he had come in.

At half-past six o'clock that evening Musgrave was on watch outside
the Jones' flat. Along the street people walked at a leisurely pace, in
no great hurry to leave the fine Fall air. Men returned from their
businesses and children enjoyed the last minutes of play time before being
called to dinner.

On the corner down from Musgrave, a man stood hawking newspapers. He was
wearing an old pair of patched pants and a vest, and had a walking cap
placed saucily on his head. He had a stack of papers under one arm,
and held one up high in his other hand. "Read about it in the paper!" he
cried in a loud, clear voice. "City council increases funds for public
services! Read about it! Ferry sinks off Boston harbor! Read about it
right here!"

The vendor made his way slowly down toward Musgrave. "Paper, sir? You
can't know about it if you don't read about it." Musgrave reached into
his pocket for a coin and bought a paper.

"Thanks, Musgrave" the hawker said, smiling. Musgrave fell into
momentary shock, unsure as to how the man knew his name. After looking
the hawker over more thoroughly, he finally recognized the man.

"My word, Mr. Carter. I hardly recognized you!"

"That is rather the intention, Musgrave. Now, what have you to report?
Just talk out in front of you, keeping your eyes off me. I don't want to
expose the charade."

"Well, from headquarters they went to an employment agency on 6th
Avenue. They engaged a colored girl as a servant. Then They came
straight here with the girl in tow, much as you suspected they would.
They haven't been out of the flat since."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Perfectly. There is no way to get out of that house from the rear."

"How about the fire-escape on the side?"

"I've been watching that. No one has been up or down it. And I think
that the rear of the building justs against other buildings. No way of
escape there."

"So, Mr. and Mrs. Jones are inside."

"Yes."

"And the new servant girl?"

"She is out. She has been going on errands half a dozen times, but
usually to the grocer's or the butcher's around the corner. I don't know
where she has gone this time. She's been out about a quarter of an
hour."

"All right. I'm going over there." Carter walked to the flat and rang
the bell. When the manager came to the door he looked at Carter
suspiciously, but when Carter showed them his investigators badge he
became more amenable. Carter walked up to the fourth floor and pulled
the bell. After a minute, John Jones opened the door. Carter had his
badge already pulled. Seeing the badge, Jones had no trouble recognizing
Carter.

"What do you want?" he said, obviously very irritated. "This is just
going a bit too far, I think, coming to our house after such a horrible
day." Carter could well understand Jones' irritation. Nevertheless, he
had a crime to solve.

"I would like to ask Mrs. Jones a few questions, if you have no
objections."

"I certainly do have objections. In fact, I object very strenuously."

"Will you ask her if she is willing to see me?"

"No, sir. I will not."

"Then I shall have to use my authority."

At that Jones' resolve seemed to crumble a bit. "Look here. Be a good
fellow. Amy is sick with all this worry. She's just gone to bed. Let her
alone until tomorrow. Surely you can do that, at least."

"All right then, Mr. Jones. Until tomorrow, then. Good evening."

Carter left the building and rejoined Musgrave. At that point it was
dark, and lights were coming on in the windows of the local buildings.
"Have you seen a light in that window?" Carter asked him, pointing up
the flat.

"No, Mr. Carter. Nothing at all has changed since you were out here
previously."

"Then Jones lied to me a minute ago when he said that his wife had just
gone to bed." Carter told him. "I know the buildings in this area. They
all have the same architecture. That window in the front would be the
principal bedroom of the flat. And if Mrs. Jones has just gone to bed,
as Jones informed me, the light would have been on for a while she made
ready for bed. And then it would have been turned out."

"There's been no light there, Mr. Carter.

"In that case, I'm afraid they fooled you, Musgrave."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that Mrs. Jones is not in her flat. She has gone out."

"It can't be possible."

"It's true. She's gone out disguised as her own servant."

"I can't believe it. Why, the girl's as black as your suspenders there."

"That's why they engaged her, I think. It made the trick easier. A black
face is a good disguise. But I'm going to be sure about it."

"How will you do that?"

"I'm going to see whether the colored girl is in the flat."

"But how can you get in?"

"I'm going down the air shaft. Like I mentioned, I know these buildings.
The servant's room would open on that shaft. Unless I am mistaken,
they'll have made her go in there so that the light won't show, as it
would be if she were in the kitchen."

Carter walked two blocks to the local engine-house, where he showed his
badge to a fireman and borrowed a coil of knotted rope. Back at Jones'
building he went around to the side, where there was a small walkway
between it and the adjoining building. Using the fire escape, he climbed
up to the roof. The top of the air shaft was covered with a thick wood
frame set around a large pane of broken glass. Carter took a small knife
from his pocket and jimmied the latch of the frame and lifted it up.

Making his rope fast to a pipe on the roof, he lowered himself down the
rope inside the air shaft. One story down he was at the fourth floor.
The window to the servant girl's room was open a crack, as if to let in
air. The curtains were open as well. Carter reasoned that the curtains
would be left open to let in light that filtered down the shaft. And
there was certainly no reason to suspect that anyone would be peeking in
the window. Unless, of course, it was a detective hanging from a knotted
rope from the room of the building. Carter had to laugh to himself at
that.

Carter peeked in the window. There was a light from the far side of the
room. Sitting in a chair was the servant girl, reading a book. His
suspicions made into fact, Carter began the climb back up to the roof.
But then the unthinkable happened. The rope came loose somehow from the
pipe above and began to slip. Carter found himself plummeting down the
air shaft sixty feet towards the basement below.


VII. The Wardrobe Of Gaspard's Friend

Nick Carter was a difficult man to kill. A good many crooks had tried to
put him out of the world across the years, and a fair percentage of them
had lost their own lives in the attempt. Carter's cool mind and years of
experience had given him the resources to get out of many predicaments
that might otherwise would have been fatal. The key, as Carter saw it,
was to know that when one thing failed that there was most often
something else to take its place.

When that rope began to give way, Carter took the next best thing. He
grabbed onto the window sill of Mr. Jones' bathroom. The strain on his
arms was dreadful, but he managed to hold on. His fingers gripped the
wood of the sill so hard the cracked paint began to splinter off it.

A minute later, Carter had pulled himself up and through the window into
the Jones' flat. He had managed to do it all so quietly, in spite of his
fear, that the servant girl in her room on the other side of the shaft
was not even disturbed at her reading.

Carter crept through the bathroom and out into the hall, and then to the
parlor. From his earlier observation of the building, Carter had noticed
that Mr. Jones -— to judge by the light in the window -— was spending
the evening in the parlor. But Jones wasn't visible when Carter took a
peek into the room. He walked quietly down to the next door, an
adjoining bedroom that was also empty.

Carter moved through the flat quickly, but saw no one. He returned to
the parlor. In the center of the room stood Mr. Jones, in the process
of lighting a cigar.

"My god!" exclaimed Jones when he finally noticed Carter. "How did you
get in here?"

"I might ask you the same" Carter said. "But it isn't worth the while."
Carter walked up to Jones, and before Jones saw it Carter's fist flew at
the side of his head in a hard right that struck him solidly in the jaw.
Jones went down onto the carpet. Jones lifted himself partly off the
floor and felt his face.

"What did you do that for?" he cried.

"I have a difficult time dealing with people who try to kill me. Like
you did up on the roof."

"What do you mean? What would I be doing on the roof!"

"It wasn't what you were doing; it was what you were undoing that
bothers me. You were undoing the knot with which I fastened my rope
to descend the air shaft."

"Nonsense, Mr. Carter. How could I get to the roof?"

"I'll show you just how it was done. In the first place, you saw me
coming back to the house. You must have guessed at that point what I was
going to do." At that point Carter walked up to Jones and grabbed him
tightly be the elbow in a vise-like grip and pulled him to his feet.
"You went into this room" Carter told him, dragging Jones into a sort of
closet adjoining the parlor. "And then you got out of that window onto
the fire escape. That led you to the roof, and the rest was simple. You
saw me go down, and you tried to make me go down farther and a good deal
faster. But you failed, and the game's up. And now I'm afraid it's to
police headquarters again."

"And on just what charge?" Jones said, trying to shake his arm free from
Carter.

"For trying to kill me. That's the charge against you. And I haven't got
through with you on that other matter quite yet."

"But for heaven's sake, pity my wife!"

"And what's the matter with her that she should deserve my pity?"

"She will be crazy when she gets back and finds me gone."

"Ah, so she is out then. Why did you lie to me about her going out?
I've a great mind to place you both under arrest. But for now, one of
my men will tell her where you've gone. Where you've returned to, I
should say."

"You can't do it. It's no crime to dodge a detective. I admit that she
went out. But for a very innocent purpose. She has gone to see our
lawyer."

"Your lawyer? Dressed in disguise as a black woman? And what would the
purpose of that have been? She could have left to see a lawyer quite
unmade up. In any case, I will attend to that later. For now, you're
coming with me."

Carter took Jones down to the street. Musgrave got a policeman, and
Jones was turned over to him to take to the station. As the policeman
started to take Jones away, Jones turned to Carter. "I am a victim of
circumstances, Mr. Carter" he said in a calm and steady tone. "I had
nothing to do with the murder in the restaurant, nor with any attempt
upon your life. You are doing me a grave injustice. If you were not as
blind as a bat you would see who the real criminals are."

Jones' words had a great effect upon Carter. And once again, as on the
train the day before, Carter wondered if he might not have made a
mistake. But he also felt confident that he would solve the case in
time. If Jones were innocent, as he claimed, then he would show that and
find the real culprit.

"Mr. Jones, if it should prove that I have wronged you" he said, "I will
repay you for the injury to the limit of your demand. That I swear.
Anyone who knows Nick Carter knows that my good will is worth a fortune
to just about any man."

With that Jones was lead away. Carter didn't have time to think much
about the matter. At that moment there were other things to attend to.
Carter needed to check in on Patsy and get her report on Gaspard since
the prior evening. He hailed a cab and took it Gaspard's residence. With
some difficulty he found Patsy outside the house and across the street,
wedged up and totally invisible behind a large drain pipe on the corner
of the opposing building.

"You are a shadow among shadows, my little agent. How is the watch?"

"Hello, Nicky. I'm dead on to this fellow" she said, chewing on what
looked like a piece of dried meat. "He's just about ready to flit, Nicky.
I'm sure of it. He's bought lots of stuff to-day, and is flush with
money. A man just went in there with a suit of clothes. Two delivery
wagons from dry goods stores have been here. I suppose that the stuff
they brought belongs to the woman who is going with Gaspard."

"Have you seen her?"

"No. The woman, she has kept mighty dark on this, Nick."

"Unfortunate." The temperature was dropping to a Fall night chill, and
it suddenly occurred to Carter that Patsy had been standing watch
outside the building almost twenty-four hours. Carter went into his
pocket and pulled another gold piece out for her. Patsy took the coin,
hefted it in her palm a bit, and stuck it in her pocket.

"I've been meaning to ask, Patsy. Now that we might have some time to
wait. How is your mother doing?"

"She's doing about the usual" Patsy said. "She is still really sick. I
don't know how much longer she's going to last. But little Mary takes
care of her real good, though. Me, I make the money. I work for Nick
Carter, master detective. Don't I, Nicky?"

"You're the best agent in the world, Patsy. Please give your mother my
regards. And if there's anything you need, you let me know. If you
don't, I will be very angry at you."

"Thanks, Nicky. Hello, what's this?" Patsy reached out and tugged Carter
closer to her behind the drain pipe.

A carriage had rumbled over the pavement and stopped before the door of
Gaspard's lodging-house.

"My word" Carter whispered, "it's our old friend Harrigan on the box.
The way people keep bobbing up in this case is near on supernatural. I
feel like I'm at a seance, meeting up with old ghosts."

"Perhaps the woman's in the cab" whispered Patsy.

But on closer inspection, the cab showed itself to be empty. Harrigan
then got off the box and went up and rang the bell. Carter heard him ask
for Gaspard Lebeau. A short time later, Gaspard appeared in the doorway.

"I've two trunks for you," Harrigan said.

"For me?" asked Gaspard.

"That's right. A young woman hired me to bring them. She said it would
be all right. That you'd pay the price."

"A woman? What sort of a woman?"

"A very gallus French siren with a big white hat and a black plume as
long as the tail of me horse."

"All right" said Gaspard. "Bring in the trunks."

With great deal of effort Harrigan lifted the trunks out of the cab and
carried them up the stairs to Gaspard's room. By the time he had
delivered the second trunk and returned he was obviously exhausted. It
had taken a good twenty minutes to get them up to Gaspard's room.
Harrigan then climbed up the box, and with a crisp crack of the reins
drove away.

"Follow him" said Carter. "See where he goes. Then bring him back here
in about half an hour or so. I don't care how you do it. Pay him if you
have to. Just bring him back."

Patsy darted away in pursuit of the cab like an leopard on the African
veldt. Carter walked up to the door of Gaspard's house and rang the bell.

As soon as the door opened he pushed himself in and climbed up the
stairs. It was easy to find Gaspard's room. Harrigan's muddy boots had
left tracks right to it. Carter didn't knock. He pushed the door open
suddenly, to find Gaspard on the floor examining one of the two trunks.
Gaspard looked up at him in surprise. As usual when confronted by a
situation that was beyond him, Gaspard began to tremble.

"What's all this, Gaspard?" asked the detective, giving one of the
trunks a little kick with his boot. "Is it true that you are going back
to France?"

"I, monsieur? Oh, no! New York suits me much better."

"And so what are these trunks doing here? Please explain that, if you
would be so kind."

Gaspard looked particularly foolish. "They are the property of a
friend -- a lady. To tell the truth, I hope to marry her. A charming girl,
monsieur; and innocent as a dove."

"Why does she send her trunks here?"

"Ah, that I do not know. She did not inform me of the matter beforehand."

"Have you any idea what is in them?"

"Her wardrobe. Ah, she is extravagant. She buys many dresses. But then,
what would you have? When one is young and beautiful, well -- "

Gaspard finished his sentence with a sweep of the arms.

"They are heavy" said Carter, lifting one of the trunks and setting it
crosswise on a lounge. He took a ring of keys from his pocket. Gaspard
seemed aghast.

"You would not open it, surely!" he cried.

"Don't worry" Carter told him. "Your lady friend will hardly know I had a
peek inside. Besides, I have a bad feeling about this, Gaspard. It is
necessary."

Carter took his skeleton key and snapped back the lock. Then he drew
open the lid. Inside the box was a mass of wood shavings and scraps of
newspaper. Carter slowly pulled the newsprint away, sheet by sheet.
Underneath he found a dead and ghastly-looking face. It was the
unfortunate face of Corbut, the missing waiter, his eyes wide open and
his mouth set into what looked like a scream.

On the other side of the trunk, Gaspard fainted.


VIII. Tracing The Trunks

Pulling more newpaper out Carter disocvered that only half of Corbut's
body was in the trunk. He decided that given the circumstances it might
be wise to leave Gaspard mercifully unconscious during the opening of
the other trunk. Which, as Carter suspected, contained the other, lower
half of Corbut's corpse.

Both trunks contained a considerable amount of blood, but had been
neatly lined with rubber material that by the look of it had been taken
from a rubber blanket and a man's heavy waterproof coat. The material
was so fitted that the trunks, when closed, would be water tight.

"The neatest job I ever saw" Carter said to himself. He then took to
resuscitating Gaspard. Wetting a damp cloth with some water from a
pitcher on the night-stand, he crouched down and lifted Gaspard's head
and wiped his face and brow.

"Come, Gaspard. Time to awake." I minute later Gaspard opened his eyes,
stared up at Carter and then down at the trunk at his feet. He but his
hand over his eyes. "Mon dieu!" he moaned, over and over. Carter pulled
him up into a standing position, then escorted the waiter over to the
bed.

When he was confident Gaspard was alert enough, he began his
questioning. "Tell my the story, Gaspard. I'm sure you know how bad this
whole thing has become. Tell me the truth. Come, out with it."

"I swear to you" moaned Gaspard, "that I know nothing about it."

Carter was about interrogate him further, this time throwing more
authority into it, when there was a knock on the door. It was Patsy,
with Harrigan in tow. Harrigan still had on his greatcoat and his top
hat. He already appeared half intoxicated, in spite of the relatively
early hour.

"Holy mother!" cried Patsy, looking into the first trunk. Harrigan dared
a peek inside the trunk, then lunged back. "So help me, I don't know
nothing about this business" he began rattling. "Nothing at all. I swear
I ain't in it. I'm tellin' yer straight. Youse don't believe I had
anything to do wid this, do yer? I'm telling yer, I don't know anything,
God's truth!"

"Calm down, Harrigan" Carter said, trying to cut off the stream of
emphatic denial. He went over to Harrigan and offered him one of his
thin cigars, then struck a match and lit it for him. The act of lighting
the cigar seemed to calm Harrigan a bit.

"Now, Harrigan. You did bring the trunks here" Carter said. "I saw you
do it."

"Lemme tell youse all about it" cried Harrigan. At that point he was so
anxious to tell that he couldn't talk fast enough. "De French leddy
struck me on me old place. You know, where I was de odder night. She
talked a kind o' dago, but I tumbled to what she was a-givin' me. This
was about half-past seven o'clock. Meet me in an hour, says she An' she
give me street an' number. It was West 57th Street. But I go there and
dere ain't no such number. Dere's nuttin' but a high board fence. But
that didn't make no difference, 'cause when I got dere, her jiblets was
a-standing on der sidewalk, waitin' for me."

"Drive over ter de corner, she says, and' turn round an' come back. So I
did it, an' when I got dare, she showed me dese two trunks, same ones
is lyin' here with... same ones. I hadn't seen 'em before that, I swear.
Den she give me dis mug's address, an' two bones for me fare, an' tole
me ter come down here, which I did, an' I wish ter Hades I hadn't, see?"

"That's a pretty good story, Harrigan" Carter said. "Patsy, go get a
policeman and bring him up to stay here with Gaspard. We need to check
this."

Patsy ran off, and soon after led a rather mystified blue-coat into the
room. On seeing Carter's badge and the contents of the trunks, he
decided to follow Carter's directions and stay with Gaspard.

"Now we'll go up to 57th Street" Carter told them.

They took Harrigan's cab, and a half hour later they had found the place
where Harrigan claimed "de Frech leddy" had delivered the trunks to him.

"I t'ought o' course she'd been fired out o' some boardin'-house" said
Harrigan. "Dere's a hash-mill dere on der right. I had an idea she'd
been trun out o' dere."

Carter examined the sidewalk at the location with the aid of a lantern.
"Clever work" he said. "There are no marks on the sidewalk. The trunks
were not dragged. The woman must be pretty strong. You say you didn't
see the trunks when you first drove up?"

"No, sir."

"Then they couldn't have been here. Where were they? Not in any of these
houses. She couldn't have got them out quick enough. Then they must have
been behind that fence."

Carter walked along the fence until he came to a little gate in it, and
walked through. "Ah, here we have tracks" he said. "It's all clear
enough now. The trunks were brought across this vacant lot from one of
the houses facing the other street."

The vacant lot was the approximate width of the three houses that stood
behind it. There were no gates in the fence between the yards of the
houses and the lot, but after a short search along the back Carter found
a wide board that could have been pulled off and replaced without much
trouble. Carter pulled away the board and walked through the opening.
They found themselves in the middle of the back yard of the middle
house.

"The trunks came from here" the detective said. "My guess is that they
lowered down in the dumb waiter to the cellar and then carried through
the vacant lot to 57th Street."

Carter turned to Patsy. "I'll leave the rest of this job to you. Find
out all you can about the central house and gather as many witnesses as
you can. Then meet me at the Superintendant's office tomorrow afternoon
at three o'clock. We're going to have a special examination into this
case."

"And then, go home, my little agent. Get yourself some warm food and a
good night's sleep. Do you hear me?"

"Right, Nicky. You won't get any arguments from me."

The special examination was held the next afternoon in the large
interview room at the station house. All of the persons connected with
the case to that point were there after having been rounded up either by
Patsy or by Carter or Chick. As such, the interview room was quite
crowded by the time Carter made his entrance. Carter took a place at the
head of the large table. Superintendent Byrnes chose to remain standing
off to the side of Carter, while Patsy took her usual place on the
window sill. The chairs around the table itself were filled with the
various witnesses and suspects. Chick stood by the door with Gallagher,
with his arms seriously across and a stern look upon his face, as if
fearful that one or another of those gathered might try to run off.

At a quarter past three o'clock Carter rapped on the table with his
knuckles, and the room soon grew quiet. Everyone in the room stared at
Carter. "The case which I have made out" Carter told them all, "is
perfectly clear. It begins with Gaspard's identification of the
prisoner, Jones."

"We know, Mr. Jones, that you were at the restaurant when the crime was
committed. Your name is on the books. In some way, which I am not now
prepared to fully explain, the waiter, Corbut, obtained a knowledge of
the crime. It was necessary for the criminal to get Corbut out of the
way."

"On the night in question I myself observed Corbut get into a cab at the
side door of the restaurant. The driver, Harrigan, testified to taking
him and another man to a point on West 57th Street. Harrigan wasn't sure
of the exact spot, but he fixed the locality in a general way."

"From that point all trace of Corbut was lost for a while. Last night,
Corbut's body was found. It had been dismembered and placed into two
travel trunks. The trunks had been delivered to Gaspard's rooming-house
by Harrigan, once again, who had been hired by a woman who met him with
the trunks on 57th. In other words, the same approximate spot where
Corbut was taken on the night of the murder, the last time he was seen
alive."

"Searching the area from where the trunks had been picked up, I
discovered that the body had been removed from a flat house on West 58th
Street. My agent questioned the people in that house. It was learned
that the third flat of the house had been occupied by a couple who,
according to witnesses, lived very quietly. According to one witness,
the man was often away."

Carter walked down the length of the table and stopped in front of a
small, bright-eyed woman wearing a grey dress and a black small bonnet.

"Mrs. Harris, when was the last time that you saw the man in question --
the man who lived in that third flat?"

Mrs. Harris jumped out of her chair. "He is right here!" she said. She
turned and pointed. "That is him! He was wearing a false beard, but I
know it was him. And there is the woman, too!"

She pointed at John Jones and his wife. There was a murmur from the
assembled group.

"This explains the disappearance of Corbut" Carter said, who at that
point began walking around the table. "Corbut was taken by way of a cab
from the restaurant to their flat on 58th. There he was murdered by
Jones and his body cut in two and put into two trunks. Jones most likely
planned to remove the trunks the next day. But his detainment by the
police prohibited that. But of course it was necessary to get rid of the
body very soon. Jones, however, knew he was being closely watched.'

"Thus the work of removing the body had to be done by the woman. And she
seems to have done it exceedingly well. Dressed as a servant, she
escaped the Jones' normal residence, stopped and hired Harrigan's cab,
and then proceeded to the 58th street residence. There, in what I admit
is a wonderful example of physical prowess, she carried the trunks from
there and across a vacant lot at the back to 57th Street. There the
trunks were picked up and delivered to Gaspard."

"Which brings us to the original crime itself. The murder of the young
woman at the cafe."

At that moment Mr. Jones, who up till then had remained perfectly calm,
uttered a horrible groan and half arose to his feet. He made as if to
say something, but then sank back onto his chair and lowered his head
into his arms on the table.

Coming back around to the head of the table, Carter had stopped in front
of Hammond, the man who had vistied him at his flat and who had admitted
to being the party in Room B. Hammond has been watching Carter during
his speech, his eyes intently fixed with great emotion. Carter stared at
Hammond. The look of growing fear upon the wretched man gradually
increased. In a matter of seconds, the man broke down completely.

"Stop! Stop! I can bear this no longer! he cried. "You shall not torture
this innocent man any longer!"

"What do you mean?" asked the Superintendent, who had moved down to
stand beside Carter.

"What I mean is the fear of disgrace has kept me silent too long! I will
confess everything. Do you think I would sit here and let an innocent
man be condemned and his wife put to torture to save myself from the
just punishment? Never! Listen to me. It was I who took that unhappy
woman to the place where she met her death. It was I who wrote that name
in the register. It was I! I, and not that innocent man, was her
companion. The waiter, Gaspard, is mistaken."

"I was the man who was in Room A!"


IX. Hammond's Story

Superintendent Byrnes came around to the head of the table. Sliding his
fingers into the top edges of his vest, he looked at Carter
apologetically and then began speaking to the assembled group.

"Well, this puts the matter into another light entirely" he said. "I
dare say this shakes the very foundation of the case against the
prisoner. Based upon Mr. Hammond's statement, it is clear that Mr. Jones
is innocent of the matter."

Carter, meanwhile, still kept his spot in front of Hammond. In fact he
seemed remarkably non-plussed by Hammond's statement and the
Superintendent's speech. He started in with his interrogation of
Hammond, almost as if nothing surprising had occurred.

"This is an extraordinary statement, Mr. Hammond" Carter said. "Have you
any evidence to support it?"

"I have ample evidence. I was seen in the company of the woman now dead,
not fifty yards from the restaurant on the night when she met her death.
I can call one of the most prominent and respected men in this city to
prove that. The Rev. Elliot Sandford."

"And why has the honorable Reverend Sanford kept silent?" Carter asked.

"I called upon him the morning after the crime" Hammond explained. "He
believed me when I asserted my innocence. He agreed to be silent as long
as his conscience would permit, for the sake of my family."

"And the dead woman? Who was she?" asked Carter.

"I have not the least idea."

"You did not know her?"

"No. Let me tell the full story. It was a chance acquaintance. I met her
on the street that afternoon. I was walking behind her on 23rd Street.
You know what wonderful hair she had. I was admiring it. Suddenly I saw
her drop her little purse. I picked it up and handed it to her, and
somehow we fell into conversation."

"Her manner mystified me. Sometimes she seemed to be laboring under some
secret grief which nearly drove her to tears. In another moment she
would be apparently as merry as a schoolgirl. In spite of her lack of
reserve something in her manner told me that she was a lady, and I did
not presume upon her confidence."

"We walked together a while. At last we found ourselves near the French
restaurant. How we came there I do not know. I paid no attention to
where we were going. T was too much fascinated by my companion."

"Suddenly she said that it was late, and that she was hungry. She
suggested that we go to dinner together there at the restaurant. I
agreed. I signed the guest-book under the first name I could think of.
We ordered dinner, but even before it arrived I began to wonder at my
companion's behavior. She paced up and down the room, and every now and
then she listened at the wall between ourselves and Room B. When I
asked her about it, she simply said that it was a foolish woman's
curiosity."

"I tried to make her sit down. I pulled her my the elbow over to the
easy-chair. As I did so I felt something hard inside her dress. I don't
know why, but I reached into her pocket and pulled the object out. It
was a pistol. She grabbed it out of my hand and set it on the table."

"Then she turned to me, and as if nothing had happened she said that
what she would really like after dinner is to see an entertaining play.
Something humorous. She pleaded with me, saying that she was very sad
recently at things and that a good play would really lift her spirits.
She took my hand and gave my such a wonderful smile that I'm afraid my
will power collapsed."

"So you complied with her wishes? Even though you already had your
suspicions about her?" Carter asked him.

"Yes. I took my hat and left. I walked quickly down to the theater
district. I found a play I thought looked enjoyable, and bought the
tickets. Then I hurried back to the restaurant. I opened the door of
Room A. I think you know what I found there. The young woman was dead,
lying on the easy-chair, the pistol by her side. She had obviously
killed herself."

"And that is everything, really. I rushed out with the intention of
calling for help. I saw the man Gaspard at the desk. But then, my
courage failed. I ran out of the restaurant."

Hammond finished his story, and a sigh ran around the room. Carter could
read relief in all the faces. The mystery was solved. The innocent man
was no longer to suffer under unjust suspicion.

"And then you came to me at my home" Carter said. "You had read in the
newspapers about the crime, and the suspicions against Mr. Jones."

"Yes. And when Gaspard identified me as the man in Room B" Hammond
continued, "I thought I saw a chance to save Mr. Jones very easily. And
so I told a falsehood."

"It was a foolish thing to do" Carter said, pulling his chin. "The truth
is always best. If we had known at the outset what we know now, Mr.
Jones might have been spared a great deal of trouble. But since the woman
apparently committed suicide — "

"Hold on!" said the Superintendent. "How do you account for the murder
of Corbut?"

"He must have found the body and robbed it" Carter said, pacing a bit in
front of the group. "There was the mark of a ring on her finger, but the
ring was gone. Corbut no doubt absconded with the ring. He engaged
Harrigan's cab. He was decoyed to the flat on 58th by someone, and was
murdered there and disposed of."

"Of course, neither Mr. nor Mrs. Jones had anything to do with the
horrible crime" Carter said. He walked up to the Byrnes. "And now,
Superintendent, only one little detail remains to be settled. And that
is a mere trifle. We still have Gaspard's testimony that he saw Mr.
Jones at the restaurant. If Mr. Jones would only explain how he happened
to be at that restaurant, the case would be clear."

A great light of hope had shone in Jones' face while Hammond was telling
his story, and when Carter finished up his comments the prisoner nearly
laughed for joy.

"It's true! I was there!" he said. "My wife and I dined in room B, and — "

"Fool!" exclaimed Mrs. Jones, in a terrible voice. "Don't you see that
this is a trap?"

Everyone in the room looked at Mr. and Mrs. Jones. And then, failing
anything more from them, looked to Carter for an explanation of the
matter.

"That is true, I am afraid" Carter said, a wisp of a smile on his face.
"It was a trap, and the wretch has fallen into it. Jones, you have put
the noose around your own neck."

"No! It is a lie!" exclaimed Jones, freeing himself from the woman's
grasp. "I tell you that I was in Room B. The crime, if there was a
crime at all, was committed in Room A."

"No, it wasn't" Carter said. "It was committed in Room B."


X. The True Story of Mrs. John Jones

Jones fell back into his chair. The woman bit her lip till the blood
spurted out. Then, suddenly, the color left her face. She sat up
straight, and stared out in front of her, the look in her eyes quite
vacant.

"Yes" Carter said to the group. "We have at last straightened out the
matter of the two rooms and their occupants. As to the spot where the
crime was committed, I have not been in doubt from the first. You will
remember that the fatal wound was visible on both the woman's temple and
the back of her head. The bullet passed entirely through. But where was
the bullet? That was the question which I asked myself at once."

"I could not find it in Room A, where the body lay. Then I tried Room B,
with no better success. At this point Chick took up the hunt, and
carried it to the end. The bullet was in neither room. It was just
between them."

"In the room there was a door which I found fastened upon both sides.
This morning Chick upon my instructions returned to the restaurant.
He opened both latches to the door. Once open, he found the bullet,
stuck in the old, soft wood of the frame."

"Since the bullet was covered when the door was shut, that could only
mean that the door was open when the shot was fired. The position of the
bullet showed that the shot was fired from Room B. The woman, then, for
some reason, had got into that room. She had unlocked the door on her
side. But in order to get the door open she would have had to induce the
occupants of Room B to unlock the latch on their side also."

"And now that question becomes, why did she do this? Of course there is
only one answer. Jealousy was her motive. The man in Room B was her
husband. And the woman who had seduced Hammond so easily, and who was
eventually found murdered in Room A, was Mrs. John Jones."

Everyone in the interrogation room began talking at once, the shock of
the revelation was so deep. Carter waited until the noise had died down,
then continued.

"Mrs. Jones had no doubt suspected her husband's affair. Perhaps she
discovered that her husband was going to dine at the French restaurant
with the other woman. Or perhaps she merely followed her husband and saw
him go in with his lady friend. In her jealousy, she had somehow
procured a revolver at an earlier point in time. She was distraught.
Being inexperienced, she probably had no idea exactly how to proceed, or
even of what she was going to do. She walked along 28th Street. Now
perhaps her meeting with Mr. Hammond was a ruse. Or perhaps it happened
quite by accident and she decided to take advantage of the situation. In
any case it was a relatively simple ploy to draw Hammond in the
direction of the restaurant and, once out front of it, to get him to
take her to dinner there in another of the dining rooms."

"Once in the dining room with Mr. Hammond, she contemplated what she
would do. She listened at the wall, and determined that it was in fact
her husband in the adjoining room. She noticed the latched door between
the two rooms. At that point, she made up her mind. She sent Hammond out
on the pretext of getting tickets."

"What followed can be easily understood. By some means she got her
husband in the other room to unbolt the latch on his own side. Once in
Room B, she drew the pistol with the intent of shooting either her
faithless husband or his companion."

Carter by this time had circled around to where Jones was sitting. "But
you grabbed the pistol, didn't you, Mr. Jones? And then you shot her
with it. After that, you carried her back in to Room A. You laid her out
on the easy-chair, placing the revolver on the floor under her hand to
make it look like a suicide."

"But then, something unexpected happened. The waiter Corbut came into
the room. You bribed him to keep silent. You promised him a large sum if
he would keep quiet, giving him your wife's ring as collateral. All he
had to do was to meet you on 57th street later that evening to claim his
reward. He was greedy. He agreed to all of it and fled. After that you
locked the latch to Room A and went out into the hall and returned to
the other dining room. There you locked that latch, too."

"But that is where things started to unwind. When you left Room A and
went out into the hall, you saw Gaspard there. You no doubt assumed that
he could identify you as coming out of Room A. What you couldn't have
know then or since is that while poor Gaspard certainly did see two men
that evening, two identifiable faces, he really was very much confused
about who came out of which room. My little associate was right when she
mentioned that Gaspard was a little quick with the identifications. But
it wasn't as she thought. Gaspard wasn't lying. Having run into Gaspard
on a prior case, and having been with him on the night of the murder, I
know the way his mind works -- which is to say at times not too well.
And I hope that I do not insult you by saying that, Gaspard. But it is
the truth."

Gaspard looked at Carter, and then shrugged. "That is fine, monsieur. I
know I am an idiot."

"Well, in any case. The two faces kept going back and forth in Gaspard's
mind. Which face came from Room A? And which from Room B? Poor Gaspard,
he kept getting the two confused. It was Hammond he saw coming out of
Room A that night. He saw you too, Mr. Jones, but assumed you were from
Room B. Which in fact you were, at least originally. By the next day,
however, it was your face that he thought he saw from Room A, and
Hammond's from Room B. I kept the possibility of that confusion in mind
later, as I was putting things together."

"Matters became even more complicated the next day. Unknown to you, Mr.
Jones, Hammond had unwittingly signed the name John Jones on the
register. As you told your business associate, your name is a common
one, always getting you into cases of mistaken identity. But here it was
again, come back to haunt you. As you pointed out, a murderer would
hardly sign a guest book in their own name. But that is not always true.
Sometimes, in a crime of sudden passion, prior acts suddenly turn out to
be mistakes. The fact that you signed the guest book would not
absolutely guarantee your innocence. Especially in conjunction with
Gaspard's identification. And the fact that you did not in fact sign the
register, but Mr. Hammond, would hardly help your case by that point."

"So you had no choice but to discredit Gaspard somehow. Eventually, you
sent the two trunks to his flat. Along with other less gruesome
deliveries, no doubt paid for in cash but using Gaspard's name, that
would make it look as if Gaspard had come in to money recently and might
be leaving the country. To complete the ruse, you concocted a story
about Gaspard and a mythical French woman. No doubt a few coins in the
hands of other waiters at the restaurant helped loosen their tongues. As
the saying goes, rumor volat. They probably had no idea they were
spreading lies."

"Meanwhile, your mistress, who bore at least a passing resemblance to
your wife, assumed her identity. With your wife apparently alive and
well, and with Corbut's murder thrown quite literally up at Gaspard's
doorstep, anything that Gaspard would say against you would not be taken
seriously. With luck, Gaspard might even be the ultimate scapegoat for
your crime and be accused of the murders."

"As for Harrington, he was a loose end, too; but a drunken one. You
didn't have to worry much about him. Being a drunk, his statements were
almost automatically dismissed. I myself was prone to dismiss them at
first. But even a drunk may sometimes see the world clearly. And when
Harrington reported the story about the trunks, and the supposed French
woman who was behind it, I believed him. And that so-called French
woman, of course, was your mistress, Mr. Jones. The woman who sits next
to you at this table."

"This is all absurd" said the false Mrs. Jones. "I am this man's true
wife! I don't care what kind of delusions you come up with."

"Of course you are his wife. Or should I say, his second wife. That was
the one thing about this that bothered me the most, ever since your
return from Albany. No matter how close the resemblance between you and
the first Mrs. Jones, you would never have passed muster with her real
relatives. And you certainly couldn't have lied about being in Albany.
That would have been discovered. The only conclusion, therefor, was that
you were in fact who you said you were, a woman from Albany who had
married John Jones. Who the first Mrs. Jones' relatives were, I don't
know. But I suppose that would be easy to find out. And we will, of
course, find it out. And they will identify their relative's body as the
first Mrs. John Jones."

"But perhaps your biggest mistake, Mr. Jones, was in loosening the rope
on the roof of your flat and trying to kill me. I knew at that point
that your wife was not at home. And it certainly wasn't your servant
girl that did it. That left you. With that, it was as if all the various
possibilities coalesced into one very good probability. But in order to
be sure, I had to question Mr. Hammond again. I had suspected when he
first came to me that he was lying about something. But I didn't know
why. So this afternoon, before coming here, I interrogated Mr. Hammond
once again. And this time he told me the true story, basically what he
has told everyone here this afternoon. It was then that I conceived an
idea to use his testimony to trick a confession. It would take some
care, but I felt it could be done. And it worked."

"Well, Superintendent. Is it all clear now?"

"It is clear as a bell, Mr. Carter" Brynes said. "But there was one
little detail that did come to my mind."

"And what was that, Superintendent?"

"Well, how did Corbut get the cab? You yourself stated that you had seen
him jump into it in a hurry. And that the cab was hired earlier in the
evening. How was it that Corbut got into the cab that night?"

"Excellent point. I'm glad you raised it. The answer is that Mr. Jones
hired the cab earlier in the evening. At that point, of course, no crime
had been committed. Jones was simply hiring a cab in advance to pick him
and the second Mrs. Jones up at the restaurant at a time when they would
have concluded their dinner. But needing to get rid of Corbut in a
hurry, he told him to wait at the side entrance, and that there would be
a cab along in a short while. As for the second Mrs. Jones hiring
Harrigan the second time, that was no doubt due to the fact that they
knew he would be a bad witness. What worked once would work again. Very
simple."

Superintendent Byrnes nodded. "Yes. It fits. I will have Mr. Jones
charged with the murder of Mrs. Jones. And the -- uh, other Mrs. Jones
charged as an accessory to the deed."

"Wait a moment!" Mrs. Jones cried out suddenly. Everyone in the room
turned to look at her. "You have made a grave error" she said. "It was
not John who killed the woman. It was I!"

"Oh?" Carter said. "Perhaps you would care to elaborate?"

"I killed her. I rushed at her, and we fought over the pistol. I grabbed
it, and then I shot her. My husband only took her body into the other
room. When Corbut discovered him, I ran in and set about bribing him. I
lured him to our flat. And I killed him, too. And then I cut him in
half, and put him in the trunks and sent them to Gaspard."

"A ghastly crime!" the Superintendent said.

"A crime of love!" the other Mrs. Jones wailed. "I was more truly his
wife than that other. For five years I loved John, even agreed to share
that love with another. If John had divorced her, he would have lost his
position at the firm. So I accepted what we had together. Knowing that
in his heart that I was his true wife. And I did it out of love!"

"And because I love him, I now tell the truth to save him. Even more --
because I love him, I will shed more blood! He shall not see me
imprisoned or condemned to death! I will spare him that pain!"

With that the second Mrs. Jones stood up suddenly. She reached quickly
into her purse and from it pulled a six-inch blade. She held the knife
high up. For a brief second the silver blade glittered in the late
afternoon light before it headed for its target. Chick and several
others rushed to stop her. But by the time they reached her the blade
had done its worst.

Mrs. Jones lay on the floor, bleeding, with Mr. Jones crouched over her.
He wept bitterly, holding his hand over the wound on her stomach, his
hand becoming more and more reddened as the life poured out of her. And
then, a few moments later, her eyes went eternally blank.


THE END


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A Room Full of Feathers


I was making some sketches for the third novel last week. I was working
on a scene where Pat Maginess comes back to the office to find that it
has been broken into. His file cabinets have been ransacked in the most
brutal way -- files pulled out and scattered, some torn into shreds. The
files represented his case-work across six years. He is quite upset by
all of it, as you might imagine.

I wanted a drink. But my chest hurt. I thought that a beer might be
okay, so I went to the refrigerator and grabbed one.

I took off my hat and jacket and threw them on the end of the couch and
plopped myself down. I took a few sips of the cold beer. I looked at my
watch. Four-thirty, already dark, but it might as well be midnight. I
might as well be dreaming. A nightmare, the history of my life ripped to
shreds. All I had done lying like a pile of feathers on the floor.

Well perhaps not quite. There was still my time in the military. That
was safe. I still had my memories. But memories aren't worth much.
Sometimes you have to reach out and touch things, make contact with your
life and the past that is inside of you. To touch. To kiss. To feel. To
remember a whole world of things as you stroke a thumb across the chin
of someone you love. Knowing that it isn't for the first time that you
touched or you kissed, but that you had done it before, that the kiss had
a history to it and that it was an ongoing part of your life.


Our lives always have a history to them. And that history is the fabric
that makes up who we are. But I remember also the works of T. S. Eliot,
in particular the Four Quartets. Those poems have a sense of the
unity of time, of past and future both being a part of our selves. If
that is true, and I believe that it is, then the as-yet experienced
future is a part of our 'history' also, a part of the fabric, a part
of the files we keep in cabinets against the side of the wall. The
future is simply the files that have not yet been alphabetized and
put into the cabinets.

I realized tonight that I am afraid to let this love I feel go. The
emotions are deep. In the past it has always taken me at least one year,
sometimes a year and a half, to get over a love affair. I imagine that
will be the case this time as well.

I realized that what I am most afraid of are not memories of the past,
but the lack of anything in the future. It is knowing that the love
I felt/feel is pretty much the final chapter. And that is what I fear.
That there is nothing ahead. No new chapters. No more in the way of the
Case of the Happy Heart.

There might be other things, of course. Differnt types of things. I have
no idea, I'm still imagining it at this point. But those things will take
a new book. And it's time to get started on it.

"What are we going to do, Mr. Maginess?" Carmen said, wiping a tear from
her eye. "What are we going to do with all this?"

"We're going out and we're going to buy some frigging scotch tape, Carmen.
And lots of it. And then, we're going to put the past back together again."


And this, I promise, will be my first and only 'emo blog' entry for the
duration.

"Hello, Robert"

, , ,



HAPPY THANKSGIVING -- TO EVERYONE.





"Hello, Robert"

a Pat Maginess private-eye story

by

Edward Piercy

(Proof of 11/19/2006)


[Cover photograph by Edward Piercy]




Los Angeles, 1952



There had been a miraculous change in human nature over that past month.
Husbands were no longer cheating on their wives and wives were remaining
faithful to their husbands. Men who before might might have succumbed to
greed and scammed an insurance company, or cheated a relative out of
their inheritance, were now perfectly content with their lot in life and
had no desire for more. Unhappy folks trapped in an impossible life now
found the courage to go on without packing a bag and disappearing into the
fog on the next midnight train. No person's past ever came back to haunt
them. And there was never any more the type of bad feeling in the world
that would cause a man to pull a knife or fire a gun, let alone having
the blame for it fall upon some innocent soul. The world was now a
perfect one. Every man and woman whistled a happy tune. And every child
knew nothing but warm meals and laughter.

Or so it seemed, anyway. The door to my office hadn't opened once in
the past month except to let in myself or Carmen, my secretary. Carmen
sat by the phone that itself just sat there, as if it had forgotten how
to ring. There were always ups and downs to the private-eye business, of
course, and periods of inactivity. I used to look forward to them
because in the main those periods were the only real vacations I got.

But the past month had been the driest since I had first opened my
fog-glassed door in 1946. The vacation had now become an exercise in
boredom. I was bored, Carmen was bored, the phone was bored. Carmen and
I took to getting in some practice over at the firing range, Carmen with
her short-barreled .38 and me with my older, long-barreled version, with
us alternating time at the range while the other stayed by the door that
failed to open or the phone that didn't ring.

For the first few weeks it really had been like a vacation, and we
took advantage of it. Carmen was learning to surf and would take her
new board over to the beach. I had even gone with her one morning just
to watch. But I was out of my element, and as usual when I went out on
the beach I came home with a about a half-pound of sand in my pants.

I took to painting the interior of the little house that I had bought
a few months earlier. I had practically nothing in the way of furniture
for the house yet, so I figured it was a good opportunity to paint. I
decided to start with the living room. I chose a bright orange paint
that I thought would give the room a kind of Art Deco look.

After I had finished off the last wall I sat down on the carpet and
sipped a beer. Unfortunately, I had failed to take into consideration
the effect of light on the orange paint, and as the sun sank lower the
room took on the look of an ancient Egyptian tomb awaiting the
sarcophagus of the Pharaoh. It was just a big square space waiting to
be filled. With something or other. Furniture, I guessed. Cigarette
smoke. Laughter, or the memory of laughter.

"The abyss calls forth the abyss" I said to myself, picking up the
paint brush again. I went over to a spot on the wall that didn't look
quite right and applied more paint.

It had been raining off and on over the past days, just a light rain,
enough to freshen things up a bit across the city, just the kind of rain
you like to get. It had been raining when I had come into the office,
but it had stopped and I decided to go out and get a sandwich.

"Hell, Carmen, I can't do nothing for one second longer." I got up
from my desk and tossed the empty beer bottle into the trash can. It hit
with a loud clunk at the bottom of the metal basket. I had been so bored
recently that I was even emptying my trash on a regular basis. "I think
I'll go down to the deli and get lunch. You want anything?"

"No, that's okay, Mr. Maginess. I brought mine." Carmen was into the
new health and fitness movement and had lately been avoiding most of
what I would consider food in favor of stuff that I didn't even
recognize when she put it into her mouth. Except for the nuts and
berries. I did recognize those at least.

"I think I'm gaining weight, Carmen" I said, patting at my gut. "And I
never gain weight."

"It's the inactivity, Mr. Maginess. Your body isn't used to it. You
should go out on more walks."

"Yeah, you're probably right. Well, right now I'm going for a walk
down to the deli for a nice hot Pastrami Reuben."

"That should do your big gut some good" Carmen said. Carmen was getting
to be a bit of a smart-ass recently. And I was enjoying it immensely. Of
course, she had a pretty good teacher working with me all the time.

I headed out of the Paulsen Building and down Wilshire. The little
deli I frequented was three blocks down and around the corner. I was
about halfway there when I noticed a girl walking towards me. She was
about five-foot-seven and was wearing dark blue slacks and a red plaid
blouse and her curly black hair came down to her shoulders. As she
approached she looked up at me, slowed down slightly.

"Are you Robert?" she said.

I shook my head no, and she continued on past. I had run into the
girl several times over the past months. It was always the same thing.
She would slow down, then ask me if I was Robert, then continue on. I
turned around. The black-haired girl continued down the street. Coming
on another male passer-by she slowed again, turned to him and said
something. I couldn't hear what she was saying from that far away, but
then I didn't need to. She was asking him the same thing she had asked
me. Once again she got a negative reply and kept walking. A few yards
further on she stopped and went into a cheap hash house.

The deli was really busy but after about twenty-five minutes I got my
pastrami Reuben anyway and walked back to the office. Carmen was working
on her own lunch from home. I put my hat on the coat rack and went over
to her desk.

"Guess who I saw again on lunch?"

Carmen looked up at the ceiling as if thinking about it, then looked
back at me.

"Attila the Hun?"

I laughed. "Very funny. Keep it up, Carmen. Just keep it up and I'll
put you to work doing real secretary stuff. I might even buy you a
typewriter."

"Oh, lord" she said. "I don't think you can do that, Mr. Maginess.
There are laws about cruel and unusual punishment."

"Not here in the office there aren't. Here we're in the Republic of Bullshit.
The normal laws don't apply."

I went to my desk and took the pastrami sandwich out of the sack. Then
I got a Coca-Cola from the refrigerator and sat down and put my feet up
and started work on the sandwich, a paperback novel in my left hand.

Every once in a while I would look over at Carmen and she would look
over at me. I knew it was only a matter of time before she got curious
as to who I had really seen on lunch, and she knew that I knew. It was
like a mule-staring contest, with neither of us wanting to give in first.
After about twenty minutes her curiosity finally won out.

"Okay, Mr. Maginess" she moaned. "Who did you see on lunch?"

"The Hello Robert girl" I said, smiling at my victory.

Carmen seemed disappointed. "You mean that girl that goes around
asking everybody if they're Robert?" she said. "I thought it was going
to be someone interesting."

"You don't find her interesting?" I asked, in all seriousness.

"I think she's just crazy is all, Mr. Maginess" she said, as if it were
sad to say but she thought that I ought to know.

"Well, maybe. But don't you kind of wonder who Robert is?"

"Maybe he's nobody" Carmen said, thinking about it. She put an
unidentifiable piece of food substance to her mouth and took a nibble of
it. "Maybe he's a figment of her imagination."

That was certainly worth considering. "Yeah, that's possible. But what
if he isn't a figment of her imagination? Who is this Robert? Why does
she keep looking for him? Why doesn't she know what he looks like that
she has to ask everybody if they're Robert? And if there is a Robert,
who is he? What relationship does he have to the girl?"

I went back to my sandwich and my novel. When I finished eating I
washed my hands in the bathroom and gargled with some mouthwash. I
started thinking about the Hello Robert girl again. I dried my hands and
went back out to the desks and paced the length of the office.

"You know why I got into this line of work, Carmen?" I said, still
pacing. "I found out working at C.I.D. that I liked finding things out.
There are other things about the P.I. business, too, of course. I get to
help people sometimes. But there were a lot of ways I could have helped
people. What I liked doing was finding things out. And in any case you
can't help people very much in this line of work if you can't find
things out."

I went over to the coat rack and grabbed my hat.

"Where are you going, Mr. Maginess?" Carmen asked.

I grabbed the doorknob and turned back to her. "I'm going to go
find things out."

Evidently the lunch crowd had already cleared out of the hash place
down the street, or the place just didn't get much of a business anyway.
I didn't normally patronize the place myself as I had a real aversion
to severe indigestion. Except for a guy sitting on a stool at the
counter, the place was empty.

There was no sign of the Hello Robert girl. I went up to the waitress,
who was pouring a cup of coffee for the guy sitting at the counter.

"Excuse me, Miss. There was a girl that came in here a short while back.
About so tall, black curly hair, red plaid shirt."

"What about her?" she said, putting the coffee pot back on the warmer.

"I was wondering if you could tell me anything about her."

"I can tell you she's nuts" the waitress said.

"Aw, Jeannie, she's not so bad" the guy on the stool said. He rotated
on the stool toward me. He was about forty or so, stout, balding,
wearing clean work clothes and a pair of thick work boots. "She's okay"
he told me. "Just a little mixed up is all. I bought her a piece of
apple pie and coffee."

"So did you talk with her, then?"

"No. Not really. She comes in every once in a while. And I see her
around town. I try to help her out sometimes, give her a buck or
something. I'm a junk dealer, so I get around town a bit. Like I said,
I see her every once in a while."

"What's her name, do you know? You know where she lives?"

"Don't know her name" he said, pulling his coffee cup to his lips.
"I never could get her to tell me. I think she might live down by the
railroad tracks. Just past the underpass. People leave all sorts of
stuff down by the tracks, so I go over that way sometimes. There's an
old factory building over that way that I've seen her come out of a
couple of times. I think she might live there, but I'm not sure."

"She lives in a factory?" I asked, rather incredulous.

"Well, I think so. I'm not sure. Like I said, she's down that way a
lot, I think."

"Well, she better not go making any trouble in here, or she'll be
living in the county jail" the waitress said.

"Lord, Jeannie. That's not nice" the junk dealer said. "That's just
not nice at all."

"Who knows what she might do" she said to him, putting a hand on her
hip. "What if she goes looney in here? Tries to stab somebody or
something? You gonna take care of that, Marty?"

"Have you ever known her to get violent?" I asked. "She ever threaten
anybody?"

"Well, no." Jeannie said. "But that doesn't mean there's not a first
time. The girl is nuts."

I decided to let the waitress' comments slide. "Can you draw me a map
to this underpass and factory?" I asked Marty, taking out my notebook.

"Sure" he said. He slid his coffee cup out of the way and put the
notebook down on the counter and started in with the pencil making a
little map. A few minutes later he picked the notebook up, looked the
map over, decided it was good enough and handed it back to me.

"That ought to get you there" he said.

"Thanks, Marty. I appreciate it. And by the way, you're a nice guy,
anybody ever tell you that?"

Marty laughed. "Not lately."

Los Angeles had been going through a boom since the war. Property
values throughout the city were climbing, new streets and highways were
being paved, new businesses were opening. But the area that Marty's map
took me to was more in the way of the Land that Time Forgot, an area
close to the railroad tracks on the near south-east side chiefly
composed of desolate gravel lots landscaped with brush and weeds. There
were a couple of old buildings that dated to the early part of the
century set back off past all the empty landscape.

It would have been a long walk for the Hello Robert girl from my area
of Wilshire. If she did live in the area she wouldn't be back yet. I had
some time to kill, so I parked the car off the edge of the road and
walked through one of the vacant lots that ran up against the side of
the tracks. Marty had been right. There was junk all over the place. I
found an old rusted transmission, the door to a refrigerator, a wooden
stool with two legs broken off, several car batteries, a bicycle tire
with a rip in it, a pair of dirty pants, part of a picture frame, a slab
of corrugated aluminum, an old Brownie camera, a dozen or so broken
cinder blocks and about a thousand shards of broken glass.

Ahead of me a ways I spotted a small pool of water formed by a slight
depression in the ground, filled by the rains of the past few days. Two
dozen or so tiny, finch type birds were bathing and hopping and
frolicking in the water. I stopped and watched them a minute, letting my
breath catch up with the exertion of the walk. From off to the left a
pigeon approached the pool. The small birds took flight quickly as it
neared them. They flew off to my right and made a tight arc until they
came around and passed directly over my head. I watched them until they
became specs of dust above the horizon.

A little further I came to the railroad underpass. Taking a left
beneath it I came upon a red-brick building no larger than a storage
shed set just past the trestle. From the look of it, it must have served
some function for the railroad at one time. Now it was abandoned.
Curious, I walked around the front of it. The door that at one point had
been on the building had been removed or had fallen off. I stepped up
and stuck my head into the space and immediately pulled back. The
interior smelled like an outhouse, which was what it evidently had
become over the years. It was hard to imagine that there were people
that would be in such ways that they would have to relieve themselves
inside of it.

Once through the underpass there was another vacant lot. I consulted
Marty's map and headed across the brush and the weeds in the direction
of a three story factory building a thousand yards or so ahead. It was
an old brown-brick structure with a big smokestack out the top of it.
There was a sign on the side that said Miller Steel Parts, and there
were about fifteen cars or so parked in the lot out front of it.

I went around to the parking lot side and went in the entrance. The
interior of the factory stretched up the full three stories and was
filled with people in bib overalls and caps working at various machines.
Steam came out of various ducts or pipes at intervals, and the overall
interior had a thick, heavy, smoky smell to it half-way between
lubricating oil and cigarette smoke. Looking the huge space over, I
decided there was no possible way that anyone could live in the factory
itself without being noticed.

Before I wrote Marty's idea off entirely, I decided to take a walk
around the perimeter of the building. On the opposite side I found a
couple of concrete steps that led down to a steel door. The door was
unlocked, and led to a flight of steps that led down to another metal door
and then into a basement. The passage through the basement was only
about two feet wide, with an old brick wall on the right side and big
pipes running the passage on the left.

About halfway down a couple of the lower pipes angled up suddenly to
the ceiling, creating a small opening above the concrete floor. Through
the opening I spotted a laid-out bed-roll, a large white cardboard box,
and some other things sitting up against the wall. It was extremely warm
in the space due to the pipes, which must have carried hot water or
steam through the plant. I looked at the bed, wondering if it was
possible that the Hello Robert girl really slept there. One thing that
was clear was that somebody was living there, there in the basement of
an old parts factory.

It was still too early to catch the Hello Robert girl. I considered
waiting, but the thought of waiting an hour or so in the hot space next
to the pipes wasn't all that appealing. There wasn't much of an
alternative but to go back to the car and come back later. I left the
factory and crossed the vacant lots again and walked under the train
trestle.

Once back to the car I smoked a cigarette and considered my options. I
started the Plymouth and backed it up carefully, now worried about all
the shards of glass in the area, and headed back west. Once back to
something you might call civilization I cruised around until I found a
bar that looked like it might serve food. Henry's Barbecue seemed just
the spot. I found a parking spot and went in.

"Rye and ginger" I said, sitting myself down on the stool.

"You betcha" the bartender said. He brought me my drink.

"So, you guys got take-out stuff here?"

"Sure do. If you've never been here before, I recommend the barbecue
chicken. Comes with all the fixin's."

"I don't know. I was thinking about a sandwich or something. The
person I'm taking it to doesn't exactly have silverware sitting around."

"No problem" the bartender said. He went down to the other end of the
bar, picked up a small item and came back down and set it in front of
me. I picked it up and looked at it. It was a spoon, but it wasn't made
out of metal like most spoons.

"What's this made out of?" I asked him.

"Plastic. Nice, huh? Lightweight and cheap. We have knives and forks,
too. We can fix your friend right up."

"Well I'll be damned" I said, looking the blue-colored spoon over some
more. "This is really amazing. What'll they think of next, huh?" I said,
returning the spoon to him.

"Yeah, what'll they think of next. And the nice thing is that when you're
done with them you simply throw them away. No washing needed. So, is
that a yes for the barbecue chicken, then?"

"Sure."

A couple hours later I carried the chicken in its cardboard container
along with the colored plastic silverware back to the car and drove
back to the railroad underpass. Then I walked the distance again to the
factory and down into the basement. As I reached the gap in the pipes I
saw a torso and a leg sticking out from the edge of the bedroll. I bent
my head down and looked in.

The girl saw me and jerked back, startled. Almost at the same time I
heard the old familiar phrase.

"Are you Robert?" she said.

I crept in under the pipes. There was no place to sit except the
girl's bedroll and the floor, and what with the amount of dirt and
grease on the floor I squatted down on my haunches, Indian-style. I put
the cardboard box down in front of the bedroll. When I opened it she got
curious and leaned forward to look.

"Barbecue chicken" I said. "And look at these. Plastic forks and spoons."
The girl took the fork from me and looked at it.

"It's blue!" she said, laughing.

"Yeah, pretty amazing. In any case, it should help you with the beans
and the corn."

She slid over in front of the dinner and dipped the fork down into the
corn and put some into her mouth.

"Ummm, this is really good."

"My name is Pat Maginess. What's your name?"

She took another bite of the corn, then looked at me. Then she pushed
the cardboard take-out box to the side. She reached back over to what
looked like some sort of small altar against the wall and pulled up a
small gold purse. She dumped the contents out on the floor between us.
Then she chose a ring out and handed it to me. It would have been a
pretty nice ring if it hadn't been missing a couple of stones. I handed
it back to her. Another item on the floor caught my eye. When I picked
it up and turned it over it turned out to be an old library card. It was
faded a bit and had a thick crease in it, but you could still make out
the typewriting. It was made out to an Alice Douglas.

"Is this you?" I said, holding the card in front of her. She reached
out to take it back but I held it firmly between my fingertips. "Is this
you? Are you Alice?"

She looked at me and smiled. "Alice" she said. "I'm Alice." I gave her
back the library card. She gathered up the stuff into her purse and
returned it to the altar, then pulled the dinner back over in front of
her.

"These are really good beans" she said.

I watched her eat for a while. At that point I couldn't remain in the
squatting position one minute longer.

"You mind if I sit down here, Alice?" I said, pointing at the bedroll
next to her. Alice patted her hand down on it as if to say it was okay.

"So, you live here all the time?" I asked, joining her on the bedroll.

Alice looked around at the pipes and the walls and the concrete floor.
"I live here" she said. "It's quiet. But it's hot." Alice reached over
to the big white box and pulled out a rolled-up poster. It was a poster
like you might see in the window of a beauty salon, showing a nice-
looking woman with a fancy hair-do and bold make up.

"Gee, that's nice, Alice" I told her.

"I have lot's of posters. I can't put them up here, though. It's too
hot. The tape doesn't stick."

"That's too bad. Alice, who is Robert? Is he your boyfriend? Your
husband? Your brother?"

She shook her head.

"I can't find Robert" she said, setting down her plastic fork. "I look
all over, but I can't find him."

"Is he a relation to you? If you help me out a bit, maybe we can find
him, Alice. But I need to know some information about Robert. Was he your
boyfriend? Your brother? Your father?"

Alice pushed the cardboard container to the side again, shook her head
and pulled her hand across her face. Then she looked back at me.

"Are you Robert?" she said.

It was obvious that the inquiry was going nowhere. If I was going to
find Robert, I was going to have to do it with the information that I
had so far. Which was practically nothing.

I stood up. "Well, Alice, I have to go. Do you mind if I stop in to
see you again? Just to make sure you're all right?"

She looked up at me and smiled. "Good-bye." Then she pulled the box
with the chicken over and went back to eating.

I felt like crap leaving Alice in that terrible hot space. But I
didn't know what else to do. Putting her up in a hotel for a few days
might be a short-term help, but in order to really make things right I
needed to see if I could find Robert -- whoever the hell he was. If he
was some relation to her, he might be able to help take care of her
long-term. On the other hand, Carmen could be right that Robert didn't
exist. But I did at least have a name to go on now, Alice Douglas. And I
had started some investigations with less.

********

The next morning I walked in to the office with some relief that there
would actually be something to do. "Well, Carmen, I found the Hello
Robert girl. Seems her real name is Alice Douglas."

"So we're going to work the case, then?"

"Yeah, we're going to work the case."

"Are we going to get paid for it?" she added.

"Only in the immense satisfaction to be derived from getting off our
butts. But I've been pretty lucky with bonuses over the past year. A pro
bono case is just fine with me."

"Okay" she said agreeably.

I went over to the file cabinets and pulled the telephone book off the
top. Then I looked up listings for Robert or R. Douglas. There were
seven of them.

"Crap. Sometimes I wish I lived in a little town. It'd be a helluva
lot easier finding people."

I traded desks with Carmen so I could use the phone and started
dialing. After forty-five minutes or so I had contacted one old woman
named Rosie Douglas, one young man who worked at the Seaside Hotel, one
guy who worked the night shift at Lockheed and who wasn't too pleased
with my "midnight" call, and one guy who was a disabled war Vet. There
was no answer at the other three numbers. None of the people I talked
to knew anything about an Alice Douglas.

"I guess I'll have to call the other numbers back" I told Carmen, who
had been listening in. "But since that'll have to be later, I think I'll
give Clark a call. You remember Officer Clark?"

"Was he the dorky cop in the records department in the basement? The
guy who stepped on the D.A.s foot?"

"That's the guy. I ran in to him a couple months ago at the station
house. Seems after Luce left as D.A. he finally got out of the dungeon.
Has a nice comfy administrative desk upstairs now."

I called the station house and after what seemed like forever they
finally put me through to Clark.

"Hey, Mr. Maginess" he said pleasantly. "How are things going?"

"Pretty good, kid. Hey, I have a favor to ask. I need to check on a
license. For a Robert Douglas. Can you help me out?"

"Was that in the way of a driver's license? Or a license plate number?"

"Either. Or both."

"I'll call you back" he said, and rang off.

I pulled out my new paperback novel and picked up where I had left off.
Carmen got a rag and dampened it in the rest room and took to wiping my
desk down.

"Your desk's a mess, Mr. Maginess" she said, shaking her head sadly.

"Uh huh" I said. I was right in the middle of an exciting bit in the
story. "This book here, Carmen, this detective is interviewing this
woman. He thinks she murdered her brother, who was involved in a
blackmail scam."

"And did she?" Carmen asked, refolding the rag to get to a fresh wet
portion.

"Don't know yet. The woman is a real pin-up type. She makes the
detective nervous."

"So he's in love with her?" she said with a bit of a smile. Ah, to be
young again, I thought to myself.

"Well, I wouldn't say love. Something like that, maybe. He thinks
she's sneaky, too. Right about now, I expect a guy to come through the
door with a gun."

"Why do you think that?"

"Oh, I don't know. Just a hunch."

A little while later the phone rang.

"I've got the information you wanted" Clark said. "There were guys
named Robert Douglas who had driver's licenses and matching addresses on
their plates. Then there was one guy who seemed to have a plate but no
license. My guess he's from out of state and didn't get his operator's
license transferred. Then there's one guy who had a license, but there's
no license plate recorded. That guy's permit expired back in '47."

"Expired? You mean it wasn't renewed?"

"That's generally what expired means, Mr. Maginess. He could have moved
to a different state. Maybe that's it."

"Yeah, maybe that's it. Wouldn't there have been a lot of people with
expired permits?"

"Sure, Mr. Maginess. You got that right. But that was the only person
named Robert Douglas. If there were any others, the records were thrown
out a long time ago."

"Okay, kid. Give me the address for the expired permit first. Then
read off the other ones."

A few minutes later I had the information copied down.

"Clark, you know I think the best thing that ever happened is you
stepping on Luce's foot. You've got a real talent for paperwork. I owe
you one."

I hung up and compared the addresses on the list Clark had given me
with the entries in the phone book. The Robert Douglas with the expired
license wasn't listed in the phone book. I closed up the directory and
put the book mark in the paperback and went over to my desk.

"Thanks, Carmen. The desk looks real nice."

"Most of it was cigarette ash" she said. "And Coca-Cola spots. And I
think some sort of sauce from Chinese food or something. And some
really, really weird spots that looked like..."

"I'll just assume it was a real mess, Carmen, thanks. Anyway, Clark
gave me one listing for a guy whose license expired. I think I'll go
over and check it out. If this guy is Alice's Robert, and if he
disappeared for some reason, somebody at his old address may know
something about him."

The address on the expired permit was for South Pines Avenue in an
area on the south side on the way to Long Beach. Back when I was a kid
it had been a rather comfortable, middle-class neighborhood. Since then
it had undergone a slow, downward slide on the economic scale. It was
still a pretty quiet neighborhood as things went in L.A. But most of the
residents these days were the lower class working people, the elderly,
and the inevitable students from the local university that could only
afford cheap rent.

Douglas' apartment was in an old four-story stucco building with no
elevators. With my bum ticker it took me about half an hour to get up
to the fourth floor, resting between floors. I felt about a hundred
years old by the time I reached the top. I found the apartment. There
being no doorbell, I knocked. The door was answered by tallish, lean
woman in her thirties wearing a white print dress and flats. She had a
baby in her arms and was giving it its bottle.

"Hate to bother you, ma'am. I'm looking for Robert Douglas. A Robert
Douglas that is related to Alice Douglas. He wouldn't happen to be home,
would he?"

"Is this some sort of a joke?" she said, shifting the baby a bit. "My
husband has been dead for eight years, mister."

"I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize."

Mrs. Douglas turned to a couple of young kids that had come up behind
her in the doorway.

"You two get yourselves back to the bedroom right now" she yelled at
them. "This is adult business." She pushed them and the kids ran off.

"I don't suppose I could talk with you a few minutes, could I?"

"Talk about what? Look, that's an old part of my life, Mister. I've had
four kids since then. And about ten boyfriends. I'm not exactly Widow of the
Year."

"I'm just looking to find out some information about Robert Douglas, ma'am.
Mainly because of his sister." I got my wallet out and pulled a twenty. "Twenty
dollars. Twenty minutes of your time. That's all I ask."

She looked at the twenty like she hadn't seen one in a long while.

"Okay. Come in." She waved me in with a tilt of her head.

I took my hat off and went over to a couch by the front window. The
apartment was tiny and filled with children's toys and old beat-up
furniture. Over in the corner a toddler in a diaper sat playing with
some wood blocks. He looked up at me a second, decided that I wasn't all
that interesting, went back to playing with his blocks. The two
children that had been at the door ran out of what looked to be the
only bedroom in the place. Mrs. Douglas yelled at them again and they
ran back to their room.

"I'd just like to get some information on your husband" I said, putting
the twenty down on the end table. "And his sister."

"What do you want to know?" she said, sticking the baby bottle up to
the infant again.

"Well, first of all, he did have a sister named Alice, is that right?
I just want to make sure I've got the right Robert Douglas."

"Yeah, he had a sister. Alice. Why? Is she in trouble or something?"

"No, not in trouble. I'm just trying to find out information about
her."

"Are you a cop?"

"No, not a cop. Just a friend, you might say. A friend of Alice."

"Oh" she said flatly.

"You say your husband is dead? How did he die, if you don't mind me
asking?"

"In a car wreck. He was driving up to Sacramento. He was speeding, as
usual. Went off the edge of a cliff."

"That's too bad. I'm sorry, Ma'am."

"Yeah, well, he just never did learn. But he was a good husband. A good
provider. I guess that's why I still live here. This place is about the
only memories of him I got left. Besides, the rent is cheap."

"And what about Alice? Do you know anything about her?"

"Not really" she said. The kids from the bedroom came out again and
she yelled at them. They looked at me for a second, giggled, then ran
out. "She had mental problems. When Robert was alive, he took care of
her. He made pretty good money as a mechanic. He kept a little apartment
for Alice, took her groceries. He was a good brother to her."

"What about her parents?" I asked.

"Both dead. Robert's dad died in the 30s, I think. Before I met
him, at least. And his mom died back in '42. We had just gotten
married. It was the first time I met her, at the wedding. And the last."

"And what about Alice? You didn't take care of her after your husband
died?"

Mrs. Douglas pulled the baby bottle from the infant's lips, stuck the
nipple out like a pointer and waved it across the room. "Does it look
like I can afford to take care of her, mister?" she said. The baby
started to cry and she stuck the nipple back in it's mouth. One of the boys
came into the room at a full run. She grabbed him by the collar and
turned him around and shoved him back to the bedroom.

"I apologize, Mrs. Douglas. I'm sure you've got all you can handle."

"I've got a waitress job. But it's just never enough. Not with the
kids. Crap, I haven't bought a new dress in two years. Isn't that
pathetic? I just don't know about things, sometimes. I really don't."

I stood and put on my hat, then pulled two tens out of my wallet and
put them down on top of the twenty.

"Thanks, Mrs. Douglas." I said. One of the two oldest came running
into the living room again, this time screaming like a wild monkey. "I
really appreciate the information" I said, raising my voice above the
noise, "and the time out of your..." At that point the monkey-boy looked
at me and howled and ran up and kicked me hard in the left leg and
headed off for the bedroom. "Uh...busy schedule. And by the way, my
secretary tells me there's a really good sale this weekend at
Woolworth's. Just in case you didn't hear about it."

Back in my own neighborhood I stopped at the Alley Cat Lounge and got a
drink and called the office. "I don't know if it was skill or just luck,
Carmen. But I found Robert Douglas" I told her. Then I filled her in on
the details of my interview at the Douglas place. I left out the part
about being kicked in the leg.

"So, what are you going to do about Alice, then?"

"I don't know yet. I'm going to have to think about it."

I spent a good number of drinks thinking about it, too. But by the end
of the fifth or sixth drink I still hadn't come to any decision about
what to do about Alice. There was always the motel option. I could drive
back and get her and put her up for a while. The difficulty with that
was that even with some money in the bank I couldn't afford to keep her
up long term. And if I pulled her out of her space at the factory and
then couldn't arrange any type of place for her to stay at permanently,
then it might actually worse for her in the long run. I didn't want her
to have to go back out on the street again. What I needed was a
permanent solution to the problem.

By mid-evening, half drunk and with my stomach filled with some of the
Alley Cat's excellent Chinese dumplings, I had narrowed it down to two
possibilities. The first possibility was to just go get Alice, probably
the following day at that point, and get her things and take her back
to my place. I couldn't afford to put her in her own apartment, but my
house was already paid for. It was a tiny house, really, a one bedroom.
But it did have a type of small room, the realtor had called it a sewing
room, that would fit a twin bed and a small dresser. On the negative
side of that, my house was in a residential area of Glendale that was
pretty much miles from anything. Without a car it would have been like
being out on some deserted island. And then there was the problem of her
being a woman. It was as if my mind wouldn't even get close to thinking
about all the complications that arrangement could produce.

The second possibility was to find a hospital for her. Alice seemed to
do a pretty good job of taking care of herself. She seemed to be eating
and had found an out-of-the-way place to sleep. Her health seemed good,
from what could be observed. She wasn't bearing any marks or bruises and
she was still alive after who knew how many years, both of which were
not necessarily givens for a young woman living on the street. But as
far as her safety went, that could change in a heartbeat. Then there was
the fact that she was mentally ill, and I couldn't help but feel that
she might be better off in a hospital where she could get professional
help for that kind of thing. Working against the idea were some of the
horror stories I had heard about the treatment people like Alice
sometimes got in mental institutions.

At ten o'clock I left the Alley Cat and headed for home. Sitting on a
practically empty tank I stopped at a late-night filling station. While
the attendant filled the tank and wiped my windshield I used the pay
phone inside and called Carmen at home.

"I have no idea what to do about Alice, Carmen. I just don't know. Maybe
I'm good at finding things out. But I guess I'm not so good at figuring
things out."

"Go home, Mr. Maginess" she said through a big yawn. "Tomorrow's
another day. A new yellow sun and a new blue sky. Go home and sleep on
it."

I went home and slept on it.

********

I took my time getting in to work the next morning. I shaved and
showered and put on my skivvies and socks and shoes. Then I went into
the kitchen and grabbed some coffee and lit a smoke. I carried my cup
into the living room and stood there for a while looking at the blank
orange walls. Then I wandered down the hall and into the sewing room for
a bit. Finally I went into the bedroom for a few minutes until my cup
was empty and then headed back to the kitchen for a refill.

Eventually I wandered out through the double French doors at the rear
of the house and onto the deck. Beyond the deck was the short expanse of
yard, more rocks and dirt than grass. Beyond that was the garbage can
and in back of that, as if the earth had just decided to give up at one
point, the steep plunge deep down into the canyon.

I sat on the deck and sipped my coffee and smoked a cigarette. The
far canyon wall was just beginning to pick up the morning sun. It was
partially dressed in swatches of brown and pale green and ochre, the
colors seeming to move and shift as the sun rose higher and passed in
and out momentarily from behind high cirrus clouds.

A new sun and a new sky, as Carmen had said. When I had broken up with
my fiance I had picked up the house almost without thinking about it. It
was available, it seemed nice and had a nice view, I wrote the check.
That was about as much thought as had gone into the matter. But the
house had really grown on me, furnished or not. If my office was the
center of my life, the house was the place I went to on the periphery to
get away from the concrete and steel and casework.

It was a suck-ass world, sometimes. And Alice didn't seem to have any
luck whatsoever. She had lost her parents. She had lost Robert. Her brain
took her to strange places that shifted like colors on a canyon wall.
The abyss had consumed enough, and I was damn sick of it.

Alice needed a place to live. A decent place. And at that moment
I really didn't give a damn where it was, as long as it was decent. I would
try the hospital route first. But if that didn't work out, I decided that
she could come and live in the sewing room with me.

Back in the bedroom I put on a fresh white shirt, right out of the
package. Four dollars. I put on my new light gray tailored suit that was
one of four I had bought after getting a nice fat bonus. Fifty dollars.
I wrapped on one of my newer, thinner-style striped ties and tied it.
Five dollars. Then I slid my .38 into the holster. Not worth much really,
but I could probably get twenty bucks for it at a pawn shop if I really
had to, if I was really desperate. I got in my car and turned the
ignition and listened to the pleasing sound of the well-tuned old
engine. My car I could probably get $800 for, what with the new paint
job and tires.

Hell, I was rich. I was ready for the cigars, I was ready for the
boat, I was ready for the late-night friggin' country club.

Imperfect as the world might be at times, I was blessed and lucky.

********

In spite of my rather late start I managed to get to the office by
eight-thirty. Carmen was busy cleaning again, this time in the restroom.
Since the local public offices didn't open until nine, I parked myself
at the desk and went back to my paperback novel. Carmen finished in the
bathroom, then seemed to look around as if for something else to do.

"Are you going to be around for a while, Mr. Maginess?"

I looked up from my reading and looked at the clock. "Yeah, a while.
There's something I need to do later. But that's not for an hour or so.
Why?"

Carmen got up from her desk and came over and patted the little case
containing her lock-picking tools in her palm. I had gotten her the
tools for her twenty-first birthday.

"I thought I'd go around to some of the vacant offices in the building
and keep in practice."

"Okay" I said, getting back to the novel.

She went for the door.

"And try not to get arrested" I called out after her.

She turned around and straightened herself up to every inch of her
frame, which with heels was about six-foot-three, put her hand on her
hip and smiled sweetly.

"Cute little me, arrested? I don't think so." Then she walked out.

She was getting better and better, that one. All my training and bad
influences were beginning to pay off.

Right after nine o'clock I put the bookmark in my novel and went over
to Carmen's desk to use the phone. The first thing that occurred to me
was that now would be the perfect time to get the extension phone for my
desk put in, so I called the phone company and had the installation set
up for Friday morning. Then I got out the phone book and called up the
number for the L.A. County Social Services department. After being put
through about five different people I finally was able to talk with
somebody who could answer my questions.

"So you say the girl is out on the street?" a Mrs. Gauss said.

"Yeah. And she's, well, mentally ill I think."

"Has she exhibited any violent behavior?"

"No. Not at all."

"Has she threatened to take her own life?"

"No. Not that one either."

"How do you know she's mentally ill?"

That was going to be a tough one.

"Well, she doesn't seem to be really cognizant of all facets of
reality" I said. "But who the hell is," I wanted to add, but didn't.

"I'm really not sure what you mean, sir."

"Ma'am, I really don't know. I'm no psychologist. But she obviously
isn't quite right."

"Are you a relative?"

"No. Just a friend. Her only relatives are deceased, I think."

"Hmmm. Well, she could be involuntarily committed. If she is
exhibiting violent behavior."

"Ma'am, I said she wasn't exhibiting violent behavior."

"Well, sir, then I have to tell you there isn't much that can be
done."

"You mean she's just shit out of luck? Sick with no place to go?"

"I'm afraid that's the case, sir. Now, there is one place you might
take her to. It's the Saint Luke Hospital in Glendale. They're privately
run, and I think they take indigent cases occasionally."

I looked up the number in the book and called. I was put through to a
Sister Bridget Ann, who supposedly ran the place. I told her about
Alice. She asked about a half dozen questions, then asked me if her
relatives could afford to pay the charges. I told her that Alice's
relatives were dead. She paused a second at that, asked how old Alice
was. I told her maybe about 27 or so. I added that she was living in
a pipe room in the basement of a factory and that I was worried about
her safety. She put me on hold for few minutes, then came back on the
line.

"We would accept her" she said. "If you can bring her out and get her
to sign the necessary papers. She has to sign. It's what we call a voluntary
commitment."

"And what about the charges?" I said.

"The church will take care of it as a charity case. Just bring her
out. We'll take care of the rest."

After giving her my heartfelt thanks I went back to my desk. "Voluntary
commitment, my ass" I said to myself and to no one in particular. "Seems to
me there's nothing voluntary about any of it."

There being some time to kill until Alice got back to the factory, I had
the remainder of the morning and the afternoon. I went back to my novel.
A short time later Carmen came back in. She came up to my desk, put her
lockpick kit down and folded her arms.

"How'd you do?"

"Not bad. I think I'm getting the hang of it. But I had the devil of
a time with office 507. If it had been a real investigation, somebody
would have caught me at it for sure."

"Let's see, 507. Oh, yeah. That one. That's a Schlage lock. It's tough.
Did you try the hook pick?"

"I think I tried all of them. I forget."

"Try using the hook. Put the tip in slowly with the handle of the pick
down at about a forty-five degree angle. Angle the handle up and slide
it in slowly, kinda working it as you go. That usually does it."

"Okay" she said, bouncing back. "I'll go up in a few days and try it
again. By the way, Mr. Maginess. I have a question. What are you going
to do for Thanksgiving?"

"Thanksgiving?" I said, a little bit confused.

"Yeah, you know. Thanksgiving. The holiday. It's this Thursday."

"It is?"

"Don't you follow the calendar, Mr. Maginess?"

"I guess in all of the inactivity, I just kinda stopped looking at the
calendar, Carmen."

Carmen sat down on the top of my desk. "Well if you don't have any
plans, why don't you come over and have it with me and my mom? It will
give you two a chance to get to know each other. We always have more
food than we know what to do with. My dad, he always insisted on both
turkey and ham for Thanksgiving. My mom still cooks both. In his
memory."

"Thanksgiving. Gee, I hadn't even considered it. Okay, Carmen. I'd be
honored to have Thanksgiving with you and your mom. Want me to bring
anything?"

"Just yourself. And whatever you want to drink. Beer or whatever." She
smiled and slid herself off the desk and bent down and kissed me on the
cheek. "Good. It's set, then. One o'clock. Don't be late."

Later that afternoon, just before dusk, I headed back to Alice's
neighborhood. I didn't know whether Alice would be willing go to a new
place. If she didn't, I certainly didn't what to cause any problems with
the one place she had found to live. And the bright green '34 Plymouth
wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous vehicle in the world. Rather than
park in the factory lot, where I might attraction some attention, I
parked the same place I had on my last trip to the area. Using the lot
and brush route I could cut up and go in at the back of the factory
building without being seen.

A vacant lot in the middle of nowhere isn't exactly the kind of place
where you would expect to find trouble. Or at least that was the screwy
idea in my brain as I walked through the lot. I walked under the railroad
trestle, and as I got to the far side of the brick outhouse an arm swung
out toward me suddenly. It was too late to dodge it, and a blackjack hit
me on the side of the head.

It was a couple of toughs. They must have spotted me walking along and
guessed that I would come under the trestle and were waiting for me. If
they had hit me in a different spot or a little bit harder or if I hadn't
been blessed with such a tough skull I would have been unconscious. As it
was I was merely stunned by the blow.

I found myself face down on the ground with my hands underneath and my
palms pushing into some tiny sharp pieces of gravel. I blinked a few
times and my vision came around. At the same time I heard the sound of
feet moving on each side of me. Two pairs of hands came down and tried
to grab me by the upper arms. I rolled over quickly into the legs of the
guy on my right, pulling the .38 from the holster. He had been bending
down to grab my arms and he now found the barrel of the gun about two
inches from his nose. He froze. The guy on the other side pulled himself
upright in surprise.

"Just both of you take a couple steps back" I said to them.

They moved back a ways, the guy to my right moving off a little
further than the other. The guy on my left was the one I was worried
about. He was the obvious leader of the pair. I turned the gun and
leveled it at his midsection. That pretty much settled the matter for
him. He backed off a few more feet, then turned to his partner and gave
him an angry look, like it had somehow been his partner's fault that the
plan hadn't worked.

"Get the hell out of here" I told them.

They left at a slow trot, looking back over their shoulders. I shot a
few rounds over their heads, just to give them something to think about
the next time they decided to mug somebody. They took off at full speed.

I pulled myself slowly into a sitting position and felt the side of my
head. There was going to be a nice bump there in about fifteen minutes
or so and I was soon going to be the proud owner of a really bad little
headache. I looked around. I was sitting in an empty gravel lot near a
railroad track with only the tops of distant buildings rising in the
distance to remind me that I was anywhere inside a city. It was like a
different world. It was a dream.

Maybe I was Robert, I thought to myself. Maybe my entire life as I
remembered it was just an extremely long and detailed dream I had after
getting hit over the head by a couple of punks. Maybe I was Robert, simply
Robert with a bad bump on his head and a case of amnesia and the
memory of a long dream.

After a bit I got up and brushed myself off and continued on toward
the factory.

"Are you Robert?" Alice said first thing as I poked my head under the
water pipes.

"Hello, Alice. How are you?"

She smiled. "I had lunch at the cafeteria today" she said. "Somebody
gave me two dollars."

"That's really great" I said. "You mind if I sit down?"

She pulled one of the old blankets from the edge of her bed roll, placed
it down in front of her and patted it. "Come sit here. Next to me."

I went over and sat on the blanket. The headache I had feared was in full
force and it was good to get off my feet.

"So what did you have for lunch, Alice?"

"I had a hamburger. And some mushroom soup. I didn't like the soup. It
tasted pasty. Must be that canned stuff."

She reached over and took her purse from her altar and opened it. She
pulled a gold-colored earing out.

"Here" she said, extending it to me. "You can keep it."

I reached out to take the earring. But before I could take it Alice
noticed my hands.

"Oh, you're hurt" she said, reaching for my hands.

"No, I'm okay. I just fell down is all."

She looked at my hands and with the tip of her index finger touched
each of the various scrape marks. Then she placed her palms on top of my
own and slid them gently, forward and back, then forward and back again.
She looked up at me, still sliding her palms, and brought her head into
my shoulder. I felt her dark curls at my neck. Her hair had the smell of
motor oil, and the skin of her cheek was like warm satin.

After a while I pulled up my hands and held her by the shoulders and
looked into her eyes.

"How would you like to go live in a brand new place?"

"What place?" she said.

"A better place. It's called St. Luke's."

She looked around, looked at the pipes and the pile of old blankets
and her box of posters and her little altar.

"Can I take my stuff?" she said.

"Of course you can. Although I think it would be better if we leave
the blankets here. You'll get brand new blankets when we get to your new
home."

I stood and pulled her up, and then we gathered her effects and I
walked her to the car. This time I made damn sure to keep a lookout for
the punks, though I didn't think it likely they would be back to try
anything.

"We're going to go in my car" I said as we walked along.

She brightened at that. "Okay. Don't drive fast, though."

I promised her I wouldn't.

Saint Luke hospital was in the valley, only a few miles from my own
house. I made chit-chat with Alice on the way and told her what I could
about the hospital. She seemed to be okay with the idea of staying
there, which was a weight off my mind.

It was dark by the time we reached the hospital. We drove through a
set of tall double gates and up a curving drive to the front of the
hospital. The hospital building was three stories tall and made of
chocolate brown brick with thick white Corinthian columns in the front.
From the Neo-Federal style architecture I dated the building from about
1930 or so. The building and grounds looked well-maintained, which I
took as a good sign.

I stopped the car at the entrance. Alice looked out the window at the
place, up the long incline of steps to the large double doors, her hand
almost unconsciously seeking and finding my own.

Alice had lost enough in life. But she wouldn't lose her place in the
world. It was my hope that at least at St. Luke's that Alice would have
the right people to take care of her. And she would have a wall for her
posters and a table for her altar and a good bed to dream in. And maybe
she'd be okay.

"So this is where I'm going to live now?" Alice said, turning to me.

"Yeah. You'll have your own bed. No more sleeping by those hot pipes.
And you'll be a lot safer. You might make some friends, too. And this
Thursday is Thanksgiving. I'd bet that they'll have lots of really good food
on Thanksgiving."

She looked back at the building, appraising it, then back at me.

"Are you going to go in with me, Robert?"

There were times when finding things out could break your heart.

"You bet I am, Alice."

We got Alice's things and walked up the long stretch of steps. When we got
to the big double doors I opened one for her. She went through the door,
and I followed after her.



All My Todays (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)

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Private-Eye Pat Maginess gets into a rough spot and takes care of one very annoying cat.



"All My Todays"

a Pat Maginess private-eye story

by

Edward Piercy


[Cover Art by Georgi Dinev]




Los Angeles, 1952

"I would never shoot a cat" I said, finishing off my third rye of the afternoon.
"Unless they really had it coming to 'em."

Carmen, my secretary, looked over at me and smiled. She was sitting on
the chaise lounge wearing her blue bathing suit to get some sun. She had
a big floppy hat on and sandal-type heels and a pair of big, black bug-
eye sunglasses. One thing about Carmen, she always managed to dress
really spiffy on the small salary I paid her.

"That's really nice of you, Mr. Maginess" she said, turning a page in
her magazine. "Cats are really cute."

"Well, some of them are, anyway" I said. "That big old grey-and-white
tom that keeps getting into my trashcan, he's not so cute. And I think
he has the skills of a damn safecracker. Hell, I can barely get the lid
off that trashcan myself. One thing, I'm getting really tired of him
getting into it and waking me up in the middle of the night. Not to
mention the trash I have to pick up the next morning."

"Maybe he'll just go away" Carmen said, being the eternal optimist.

"Yeah, maybe he'll decide to take a nice vacation to Hawaii. And then
decide to stay. I should get so lucky."

I had been on a kind of vacation myself the past weeks, though it
hadn't been on purpose. The private-eye game has its ups and downs and
right then business was slow. I hadn't even gotten so much as a divorce
case in almost two weeks. But I had been pretty lucky in terms of big
cases since the previous December and had a nice bundle stashed in the
bank. Even with the money I had spent on the little house I had bought
I figured that I could live and keep up Carmen's salary and my office
for about a year.

"So, are you still going out to buy a surf board tomorrow, Carmen?"

"Yeah. If it's still okay to take the day off."

"It's okay. If you need any time off, now's certainly the time to do
it. I was thinking of not opening up the office tomorrow anyway. I
thought I might take a little drive out to Riverside."

"The women's prison again?" she asked, frowning. "To see that Brooke
girl?"

"Yeah, Carmen. To see Brooke."

Carmen flipped past several pages of her magazine. But it was obvious
she wasn't paying any attention to what she was looking at. She stopped
flipping pages and put the magazine down.

"Can I ask you a personal question, Mr. Maginess? Why do you go out to
see her? I mean, she murdered two people, right?"

"So what's your point exactly, Carmen?" The question seemed ludicrous
as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I stuck to my guns anyway.

Carmen shrugged. "Well, I don't have any experience at love, Mr.
Maginess. But it seems kind of strange is all."

She was right, of course. It was very strange.

"Well, she was a client and all."

"True. But you were also the person that put her in prison in the
first place."

"Also true" I said.

I was about to get up and make another rye and ginger when the phone
rang. It was Christine, my ex-girlfriend. And my ex-fiance as well. I
hadn't talked with her in two months.

"Christine, how are you?"

"Oh, fine. Look, the reason I called is I'd like to talk with you. Do
you think you could stop by the auction house tomorrow afternoon? Maybe
we could take a little walk or something."

"Yeah, I suppose I could do that. Things are really dead right now.
What time?"

"Oh, no special time. Just sometime in the afternoon."

"Okay. I'll stop by. How are you? Do you need anything? Anything I can
bring you?"

"No, Pat. Just make sure you stop by, okay? It's kind of important."

After the call I finally made my drink and went back to the patio.
The phone call bothered me, coming out of the blue like that after two
months.

"Oh, well. I guess I'll find out tomorrow."

"What's that, Mr. Maginess?"

"Christine wants to see me. But I don't know, maybe I should have told
her I was going shopping for a surf board."

********

The next morning I put on my new dark grey suit and a red-and-blue
striped tie and headed out for Riverside and the Southern California
Correctional Institute for Women. It was a long drive, and as usual I
spent the time thinking about Brooke. I had been coming out to see her
for a good number of months, since the previous June when she had hired me
to look into the unsolved murder of her father, a case which had been
cold since 1941. Since then I had been out to see her two or three times
a month. The hour-long drive it took would get me fifteen minutes with
Brooke, given that I wasn't her lawyer. It was worth it. Frustrating,
but worth it. In some way, I loved her. It was seldom that I could ever
figure it all enough to get beyond just that, that in some way or
another, I loved her.

I parked in the lot and was escorted to the guard station, where they
checked my guns in and took the box of candy that I had brought for
Brooke. Then a guard led me down a long hall and into the visitors room.
The room was empty except for the presence of a guard at the back inner
door to the rest of the prison. I knew it would take at least twenty
minutes for them to bring Brooke up. I paced and smoked a cigarette. I
didn't want to sit down, as I wanted to see her the minute she came
through the door.

A little while later there was a buzzing sound and the guard opened
the inner steel door. Brooke walked in, standing just at five foot in
her flat prison loafers. Lightening bolts flashed across her iceberg
blue eyes and then, seeing me there, calmed a bit. Her lashes were
sparse and even paler the her pale blonde hair, which fell down to her
shoulders and the top of her gray, short-sleeved prison dress. Somehow
on Brooke the dress looked like a three-hundred dollar designer special.
She walked up to the chair across from me and sat down and pulled the
chair forward from underneath, like a fifth grader getting ready for her
lessons. I took my chair and looked at her. Her eyes were intense and
had a pull to them that could have brought down the moon to the earth. I
called her my tiny witch, and for good reason.

"Did you bring me any chocolates?" she said, getting right down to it.

"Of course, Brooke. I always bring you chocolates. You know that."

She got a puzzled look on her face, then shrugged.

"I know" she said finally.

"I brought you a new kind this time. Very expensive. The woman at the
candy store told me they were really good. Made in Switzerland."

"I liked the ones you brought the last time."

"Well, maybe these will be even better then" I suggested. Brooke
thought it over.

"Maybe."

We sat there for a bit, almost like two lovers sitting on the beach on
a nice day watching the waves come in. Except that we were in the middle
of a concrete and steel prison. I leaned back in the chair and crossed
my legs and tried to relax.

"I read that play you girls put on. You know, Our Town. It was really
good."

"It was fun" she said. "And I remembered all my lines."

"I remember you telling me that."

There was another lull in the conversation. Brooke studied me like she
was reading a newspaper, though I doubted if she had ever read a real
newspaper in her life. Of all the people I had ever known, Brooke's
powers of intuition were the strongest. Which for some reason tended to
make her not the best in normal conversation. She sat with her hands on
her knees and looked at me while I tried not to think about her legs
being just under the table and so close. I wanted to rip the table apart
and get down on my knees in front of her, run my hands down over her
knees and around her perfectly curved calves all the way to her ankles.

"Anyway" I said, jerking myself out of the fantasy.

Brooke looked at me a few moments, and the false smile disappeared.
"What's wrong?" she said.

"Wrong? Nothing's wrong, really. Work is slow is all. No cases."

"You need a new job" she said.

"I don't think that's possible, Brooke."

"You need a new job" she said again, this time more emphatically.

"Maybe" I finally said. We sat in silence again for a while.

"So, Brooke" I said, "anything interesting happen in here lately? You
plan on putting on any more plays or anything?"

Brooke thought about it a few seconds. Then she leaned forward a bit so
she could speak more quietly.

"This girl who looked like a big bear tried to take my hairbrush."

"Really?" I said, almost afraid to ask. "So what happened?"

"I hit her over the head with an iron" she said simply.

"Oh."

"And then they took her to the hospital."

She looked down at the table and nodded her head and her mouth
scrunched up a bit in a what-can-you-do about it all look.

"And what about your combs? Nobody tried to take your combs, did
they?"

The lightening bolts came into Brooke's eyes for a second, then faded.

"Noooo..." she said, giving me one of her smiles.

"Well, that's a relief. You know, Brooke, this prison only has so many
inmates. And if you've got a lot of hair care items back there...well,
I don't know if this place can survive."

Brooke gave me a devilish look. "Bad dog. Your my bad little doggie."

"And did they take away your iron?" I asked, avoiding her dog comment.

Brooke just laughed. She had a strange laugh, like a Peregrine falcon
trying to say "Aw heck." In any case, that answered my question. I
should have known better anyway.

"Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that you're doing so well in here,
Brooke" I said, putting on a smile and nodding pleasantly. "I worry about
you."

"You do?"

"Sure." I did worry about her, though I wasn't exactly sure why.
Brooke was the type of girl that if you would throw her into a pit with
a bunch of lions, the smart money would bet against the lions. And for
good reason. As far as I knew she had only made one mistake in her life,
and that was against me. And I had sent her to prison because of it. But
she had been fighting the lions since she was fifteen years old. And in
spite of her one mistake she was very, very good at it.

"Five minutes" the door guard called out to us.

Brooke brought her hand up over the low partition.

"Did you bribe the guard again?" I asked.

"Of course" she said.

I reached up and took her hand. The false, efficient smile was gone
again. She seemed almost panicked by the thought of my leaving. I rubbed
the back of her hand with my thumb a few minutes, neither of us talking.
Her hand was tiny and pale and soft.

"Pat" she said softly, her eyelids half closed.

I felt an ache all the way down into the center of my self.

"Brooke."

The guard looked the other way and pretended he didn't see us.

********

I drove back into Los Angeles replaying my time with Brooke and wishing
that the roads from Riverside were better and didn't make my old
Plymouth bump up and down like a carnival ride. Although there was no
real reason to do so, I decided to stop in at the office and sort
through some mail before going to see Christine. It was right about
noon by the time I finally pulled up on Wilshire. I took the elevator up
to the third floor, humming an old tune that I hadn't thought about in
years, "I'll Be Seeing You."

I stuck the key in the door and turned the handle. As soon as I had the
door halfway open the little red light went off in my head. I paused and
listened a few seconds. Must be your imagination, I said to myself. I
pushed the door open the rest of the way.

As soon as I was through the door somebody from inside pushed it closed
and hit me on the head with something hard and metal. I was dazed and my
reaction time slowed. A short man with a heavy jaw held a .45 automatic
on me. In a matter of seconds he grabbed my right lapel with his right
hand, spun me around facing him. He reached in and took the .38 out of
my shoulder holster. With his gun leveled at me there was nothing I
could do about it. Then he hit me good and hard on the head with the
side of my gun. I went light-headed and fell onto the floor on my right
side just to the front of my desk.

It took a minute for my brain to start working properly. When it did I
looked up. The short man stood over me, a big sarcastic grin on his
face.

It was Skippy Bennett. Skippy was short and wiry with an oversize jaw
and the look of a bellhop about him. Which is what he had been for a
number of years, a bell hop. He was wearing a ten-year-old green suit
that had seen better days and a grey hat.

Five or so years earlier I had got Skippy on an insurance scam and he
had come to my apartment and shot me. He came pretty close to killing
me, and would have if things had gone a bit differently or if the shot
had been an inch further toward my liver. I left the hospital twenty-
four hours later with a big old bandage on my right side and loaded up
on pain killers. I tracked Skippy down and sent him away.

"Well hello, Skippy" I said. "Good to see you again."

Skippy grinned.

"I bet you are, peeper. But you won't be so glad in a few minutes."

I needed to slow things down a bit and give myself a chance to get out
of the situation, if possible.

"Seems like you picked up a few nice tricks in prison, Skippy. That
was a real professional knocking over you gave me. And you even managed
to get my gun while you were at it. So, I take it you picked the lock as
well?"

"Yeah. I learned a lot of things in prison. Not much to do, you know."

"Well, I'm sure that all of them will be valuable job skills, Skippy."

Skippy had gotten my .38, but I still had the little .22 automatic that
I carried in my right pocket. Lying on my right side like I was at that
point the .22 was just about under my hip.

"I've been doin' a lot of thinkin' about things in prison, peeper" he
said. "And one of the things I've been thinkin' about real bad is how I
was gonna put a couple of bullet holes in you."

"You already shot me once the last time, Skippy. Don't you think twice
would be kind of redundant?"

"Redundant? What's that? Are you calling me stupid or something?"

"Wouldn't think of it."

"Then you're sayin' what? That I'm short? Cause I'm a full five-foot-
five."

"Not that one either. You're a true giant among men, Skippy. Hey, you
know, I'm kinda thirsty. You think it'd be all right if I get up and get
me a whiskey? We can both have one, in fact. Just me and you. A final
drink together."

He thought it over. "Where's the whiskey at?"

I nodded over my shoulder at the desk. "In the desk. Bottom drawer on
the left. You can't miss it."

"Okay, but you just stay right where you are. Or you'll never get that
last drink."

Skippy walked over to behind the desk. When he got to the other side I
tilted my torso a few inches to the left, slowly so that he wouldn't
notice. I was able to get into my jacket pocket and slide my hand
down over the automatic and slide the safety off.

Skippy walked around with the bottle and a couple of glasses, the gun
still leveled at me.

"Great" I said. "A last drink. What we need is some ice in it. That'll
make it just perfect. I've got some in the little refrigerator in the
corner there. What say I just get up and get us some ice?" I made like I
was going to get up off the floor.

"You just stay where you are, peeper. I'll get the ice. And don't
you move."

Skippy headed over to the refrigerator. He was left handed, carrying
the gun in that hand. The refrigerator in the rear corner of the office
was at about a twenty degree angle in front of me and opened from right
to left. If he kept the gun in his hand when he opened the door I would
have the advantage. Which was exactly what happened. He opened the door
with his right hand and swung it and held it open with his left, the gun
resting on the top of the door on the far side. Then he leaned over and
peeked inside the refrigerator looking for the ice.

I would have preferred just to have gotten the drop on him. But it was
a .45 against a little .22 at fifteen feet, and I figured that if I merely
turned the gun on him I would more than likely end up dead. I had no choice
but to take the shot. I turned over on my back and jerked my hand out of my
pocket, extended my arm as best I could and fired off two shots. Skippy by
that time had turned toward me, but it was too late.

One of the shots hit him in the upper right shoulder. He fell back
against the refrigerator door. Then he brought the .45 up. I fired twice
more, and he leaned forward and began walking across the floor in slow
heavy steps, head down, like Frankenstein. He raised his head and started
to bring the .45 up again. I fired two more shots. The gun fell out of his
hand and he collapsed onto his forearms, rear up in the air a bit. Then he
made a gurgling sound and fell the rest of the way onto his stomach.

I remained on the floor a bit, my heart racing, staring over at Skippy. Then
I pulled myself up and went over to him and checked for a pulse. There wasn't
one. There was a trail of blood from the far wall all across the floor to where
he was laying.

Poor Skippy. Some guys were just the type to always get in over their
head.

********

Five hours later the police had finally asked all their questions ten
times each and they had taken Skippy's body out. I made the drink that
Skippy and me had never gotten around to and sipped it down. There was
an awful lot of blood on the floor. But that was going to be a clean-up
job for another day. There was no way in hell I felt like doing it right
then.

I had called Christine while the cops were milling around to let her
know what the situation was. We had arranged to meet at her apartment
instead. I finished the drink and drove over to her place, with scenes
from my encounter with Skippy blending in with more pleasant scenes of
Christine's apartment and the times we had shared living together. And
in between the cracks images of Brooke would seep into it as well, and
every time they did I found myself wishing that I was just back at the
ugly concrete and steel prison, sitting across from her.

"Sorry about events" I told Christine when she answered the door. "There
was nothing I could do about it, Chris."

"I know, Pat" she said, taking off her painter's smock. She was wearing
a light-gray dress with a white lace collar and black flats. With her short
black hair and dark green eyes and the dress, she looked like some English
princess at Windsor palace.

"I've been thinking about that, actually. Since you called this
afternoon it's practically all I've been thinking about. Pat, I've spent
a lot of time blaming you for all of this. It just felt like a betrayal.
It was a betrayal, actually. But to be honest, I don't know how much
longer I could have taken what you do for a living."

"It's a tough job" I finally said.

She turned to me and walked up close. "I just ran as fast as I could
into your arms, Pat Maginess. And I loved it. But then last December
came. And they beat the hell out of you. I didn't say anything. I tried
to be brave. But I just couldn't. It tore me up inside."

I didn't know what to say, really.

"Let's go for a walk, Chris. It's a nice evening."

We walked up Christine's block, with no particular destination in mind.

"How's your new house?" she said after a bit.

"It's nice, I guess. More stuff to take care of than an apartment. But
it has a back patio that looks out over the canyon. It's nice just to
sit out there and not see buildings and stoplights and billboards."

"I'm glad for you. I think with your job you need someplace where you
can be more alone afterward. Away from the hustle and bustle."

"Maybe. I do like it."

We continued down the block a bit. The temperature was cool, and there
was a nice gentle breeze blowing that seemed to wrap the cool air around
you like a silk jacket.

"So, what did you want to see me about?" I said finally, hating to ask.

Christine dug into her sweater pocket and pulled out the big diamond
engagement ring I had given her and stuck it out in my direction.
"Your ring. You might as well have it back."

I was about ready to suggest that she keep it until I realized just
how stupid that was. She was cutting the final cord. I reached out and
took the ring.

"I'm sorry, Chris. I really am."

"Are you?" she said, stopping suddenly. "So tell me. Are you still
going out to the women's prison? To see your tiny witch?"

There wasn't any anger in her voice. Just pain. Which was certainly
worse. In any case I couldn't deny it.

"That's what I thought" she said, walking again. She walked with her
arms crossed, looking only half-at me, the way women sometimes do when
what they really want to do is to tell you to go to hell but don't have
the guts to say it.

"Pat, you need to forget her and get on with your life. Go out and
meet a real girl, not some sort of fairy tale that you're living in your
head."

I took off my hat and found myself playing with the brim a bit. Off in
the distance a fire truck turned a corner and roared off to somewhere
in a big hurry.

"That's what the fairy tale means, Chris. It means you can't forget."

********

I woke up the next morning in a bad mood. The stray tom cat had broken
into the trash can again during the night and had woken me up. After
that I had tossed and turned in bed thinking about my conversation with
Christine. I had finally gotten back to sleep, but it wasn't the kind of
restful sleep that you ordinarily get.

I decided that my main agenda for the day was to mop the blood up from
the office floor and then to take care of the damn cat problem, one way
or another. I put on a pair of old pants and my Army G.I. sweatshirt and
put my baseball cap on and headed for the office. It was a gruesome task
mopping the blood up. I wished that it could have played out differently.
I never did like Skippy, it was true. The guy had shot me and nearly killed
me way back then. But I felt terrible anyway. The fact that I had no choice
didn't make it any easier. After taking care of the office I drove to a
local hardware store.

"I need a short ladder" I told the clerk. "Maybe about three feet high
or so. You got one of those around?"

"Wood or metal?" the guy asked.

"Well, it probably doesn't make any difference. But wood would be
nice."

He took me to a small collection of ladders of various sizes and
pointed out a short one. It was the right height and was painted a dark
blue.

"I'll take it" I told him.

I went home and took the little ladder into the back yard. I tossed
the trashcan lid off to the side and put the ladder up close to the can.
It was my hope that the ladder would make it easy for the old grey cat
that had been coming around to get into the can, and maybe easy to get
out of as well. That way he wouldn't have to break into the thing and
make all that noise or knock it over.

"And if this doesn't work, Mr. Tom, I might just very well shoot your
ass after all."

After taking care of the trash can I spent a little time on the yard.
I got my scythe and went around the yard, swinging it at the tall tuffs
of grass that managed to grow up around the rocks and the dirt. It wasn't
much of a yard, I suppose. But it was relaxing swinging the scythe.
After the yard work I made a mid-afternoon breakfast.

I was just making myself my first drink of the day when Carmen walked
in. I had given her the spare key to the place in case of an emergency
or in case she wanted to come over and lay out on the patio. She had her
blue bathing suit on again, and her bug-eye sunglasses.

"Did you get your surf board, Carmen?"

"They didn't have one my size. They're going to have to special order
it. I guess I'm just too darn big, Mr. Maginess."

"You're beautiful, Carmen. Every inch of that six feet. And don't you
ever forget it. Now, why don't you grab some orange juice from the
refrigerator and we'll go out on the patio."

Her spirits seemed to bounce back a little.

"Okay, Mr. Maginess."

We sat out on the patio and sipped our drinks, neither of us saying
much. Carmen flipped through a magazine and I looked out over the canyon
and let my thoughts just drift.

Christine had been right, of course. In a way I was living in a fairy
tale. A world that was just me and Brooke, the tiny witch and her
faithful dog who followed her around all day and licked her pretty
little heel in the middle of a dark enchanted forest. But more and more
I had been feeling that the dark cloud that Christine sensed had nothing
to do with Brooke, but more with the so-called real world around me. It was
a world with yet another raging war. It was a world in which my temples grew
whiter and my heart a little weaker with every passing month. It was a world
in which only twenty-four hours earlier I was forced to kill a man simply
because he was too stupid to leave well-enough alone. Next to all of that,
the fairy-tale world was looking pretty damn good to me.

In the fairy tale world, nothing ever changed. Tomorrow would come.
And it would be exactly like today. It would just be another today, all
over again.

"It's a Dog's Life" (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)

, , ,

I submitted this to Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, but
they didn't want it. So I'm putting it here, which means that all
of you get to read it absolutely free.

Private-eye Pat Maginess helps a dog to find his way back home,
and earns himself a pretty good bottle of whiskey in the process in
"It's a Dog's Life."




"It's a Dog's Life"
a Pat Maginess private-eye story

by

Edward Piercy



Los Angeles, 1952



There was just enough of a breeze coming off the ocean that Monday to
blow the exhaust fumes off of Wilshire Boulevard, which combined with a
nice grinning sun up in the sky made my walk back to the office after
lunch a rather pleasant one.

"Any calls while I was out, Carmen?"

Carmen reached over the old military surplus desk, all six-foot-tall
plus two-inch-heels of her, and handed me a message slip.

"This guy called, Mr. Maginess. Don Johnson. Something about a dog."

"Did you tell him this wasn't the SPCA?"

Carmen didn't laugh. She was proving to be a damned good secretary but
at twenty she was a little young yet to appreciate irony.

"No, I didn't mention anything about that. I just told him you were
available to take on a case. He said he wanted you to get his dog back.
That's pretty much it. He wants to see you right away."

"Of course he does. They all want to see me right away. I'm just a
really popular guy. Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to give him a call."

Two hours later I pulled up in front of Johnson's classy-looking
little house in Inglewood and rang the bell. A blonde-haired guy in his
early thirties answered the door. His hair was a mess and it looked like
he hadn't shaved in four days. It was three o'clock in the afternoon and
he was wearing a bathrobe, a pair of black dress socks, and his
skivvies.

"Pat Maginess. Private Investigations. I take it you're Mr. Johnson?"

Johnson let me in and pulled me by the cuff of my jacket into a
nicely-decorated living room. There were four or five empty booze
bottles rolling around on the floor and it looked like the ashtrays
hadn't been emptied in a month.

"Would you like a drink, Mr. Maginess?"

"Sure. Just to be sociable."

Johnson poured me a straight rye and another for himself. His hand was
shaking as he handed it to me, a fact that was obvious even to himself.

"I apologize. I'm just not feeling like myself lately, ever since
Bugsy went away."

"Bugsy?"

"My dog. He's a miniature dachshund. My wife stole him. Or should I
say my future ex-wife. She left me a few weeks ago and took Bugsy with
her."

I took a swig of the rye. It was the good stuff, not my normal cheap
brand.

"Mr. Johnson, much as I'd enjoy staying here and drinking some of your
excellent whiskey for a bit, I have to tell you that I don't get
involved in settlement matters. You need a good lawyer, not a private
detective."

"I'll pay you a thousand dollars if you can get Bugsy back for me."

"On the other hand, I do make exceptions. Hell, I was thinking
about getting a a dog myself. Why don't you tell me all about it."

I pulled out my notebook and made some notes as Johnson told me the
story. I wasn't sure whether it was a sad story or a funny one, and once
again I was left wondering what there was about divorces that made
people go temporarily insane.

"So your wife, she rented this house up in Hollywood?"

"Yeah. She's a real-estate agent" Johnson said, pouring us another
drink. I lit a Pall Mall and took the refill.

"And what do you do, Mr. Johnson? If you don't mind me asking."

"I'm a screenwriter. I work at home mostly."

From the look of it Johnson hadn't been doing too much work lately, at
home or otherwise.

"Okay. So your wife, she would be out of the house most of the day?"

"Yes. Probably."

"Have you tried just talking to her, Mr. Johnson?"

"Of course. I kept calling her, but after a while she just stopped
answering the phone. Then I drove over and she wouldn't answer the door
and eventually called the police on me. I could hear Bugsy barking
inside the house. I think he knew I was there. Dachshunds have excellent
hearing. So then I tried to go over and rescue him when I thought she
was at work, but I couldn't get in. The house is one of those cottage-
style places with wrought-iron bars over the windows. I'm at my wits'
end, Mr. Maginess. And my lawyer tells me the divorce could take up to a
year. I want my Bugsy back."

"I hate to say this, Mr. Johnson, but doesn't your wife have as much
right to Bugsy as you do? I mean, he's her dog, too. Right?"

"She doesn't love Bugsy. She never did. She used to gripe about him
all the time, about how he'd have his little accidents on the rug or
about how he'd bark at the postman. She took him just to spite me, Mr.
Maginess. Just to spite me. I offered her the house, the boat,
everything. Just give me Bugsy, I told her. She just laughed in my
face."

"Hmmm" I said, scribbling in my notebook. Yeah, pretty much insane.

********


I drove up to Hollywood and checked out Johnson's wife's new place. As
Johnson had said it was a small cottage-type home. There was a whole
five feet between it and the next house to either side and it had a
front yard big enough to plant about three radishes in. The back yard
was slightly bigger, but not by much, and faced out onto an alley that
ran the length of the block. Though small the house was probably worth
some good money because of the location, just the type of investment
property that real estate people are always looking for.

The second I rang the bell a dog started barking inside. He barked
for about two straight minutes, during which time it became evident that
if Mrs. Johnson was at home she was either in the bath or just not
answering the door. I rang again, this time pounding on the door as
well. Once again the dog inside started up and continued on for another
couple of minutes. It occurred to me that Bugsy had an awfully loud bark
for a small dog, and that no matter what Johnson had said his dog had a
real tendency to bark at things.

I hadn't really expected that Mrs. Johnson would be home at such an
early hour. I had my lock-pick kit with me and could have been in the
house in about thirty seconds. But that was no way to get Bugsy back.
Mrs. Johnson would suspect her husband immediately, which would start
the equivalent of a small-scale grange war between the couple. I had a
different plan in mind, one that would get Johnson his dog back and not
lose me my P.I. license for breaking and entering. It would take a few
days but at the end of it was a thousand bucks. And maybe a bottle of
really good whiskey to celebrate with.

Driving over to the Alley Cat lounge, my favorite watering hole, I
grabbed a good dinner and a few drinks. Then I got my stake-out gear
from the office and headed back out to Hollywood. It was about ten
o'clock when I arrived at Mrs. Johnson's house. I took a short walk in
the neighborhood, picking up pea-sized pebbles and slipping them into my
jacket pocket. Then I moved my car so that it was parked about ten feet
from the side of the Johnson cottage and settled in for the night.

About midnight the lights went off in the house. I waited a while to
give Mrs. Johnson time to climb into bed. Then I got out of the car and
threw one of the pebbles I had collected over the top of the Plymouth at
the nearest window. The first pebble missed its mark and hit the side of
the house, but the second hit one of the iron bars over the window and
rattled down and hit the glass. From a distance of twelve feet I could
barely hear the slight clinking sound the pebble made as it hit the
window. But I knew that a dog would hear what would be virtually
inaudible to Mrs. Johnson or myself. Seconds after throwing the pebble
Bugsy began barking and kept it up for several minutes.

"Good doggie" I whispered.

Climbing back into the car I smoked a few Pall Malls and sipped cheap
rye, remembering how good the stuff at Johnson's had tasted. I got out
of the Plymouth twenty minutes later and tossed another pebble. Bugsy
barked, as he did with every pebble that I threw at the window between
midnight and dawn. At that point it was light enough out that Mrs.
Johnson or some neighbor might see me, so I got a small pillow from my
stake-out pack and propped myself up against the door and took a little
snooze.

Just after seven-thirty Mrs. Johnson came out of the house. She was
wearing a nicely tailored grey business suit and black heels, but her
eyes had dark circles under them and she didn't look to be in a very
good mood. She climbed into her car and drove off as if she were being
chased by demons.

I parked outside the house again the next night, throwing pebbles at
the window every twenty or thirty minutes. Mrs. Johnson came out of the
house the next morning looking even worse than the day before. Her hair
looked like it had been pinned up on her head by a four-year-old, the
buttons on her blouse didn't line up, and she had the look of a zombie
about her.

Following the third night of all-night pebble-throwing Mrs. Johnson
had Bugsy under her arm when she came out. I tailed her, hoping that she
was finally sick of the barking and was taking the dog back to Johnson.
As it was she drove straight to the local dog pound. She took Bugsy
inside and when she came out ten minutes later she didn't have him with
her. Evidently Mrs. Johnson would rather see Bugsy go off with a
complete stranger than back to her husband.

"Crazy people" I said as I got out of the car.

"Excuse me" I said to the kid behind the counter at the pound. "My
name is Patrick Maginess. I'm the assistant director on a movie that
we're doing up in Hollywood. We need a dog for the movie. A small dog.
Maybe one that's reddish in color. Short. Long. That type of thing. You
wouldn't have a dog like that, would you?"

"Gee, that's odd" the kid said. "Because you know, a woman just brought
a dog like that in. One of those wiener dogs."

"Wiener dog? That sounds great. Wrap him up."

"Mister, the problem is that he hasn't been processed yet. He needs to
be vaccinated and have his license made out. It usually takes three days
or so before they can be adopted."

I pulled out a twenty from my wallet and held it up in front of him.

"We're kind of on a tight shooting schedule. Think you can hurry
things along any?"

Just short of an hour later I had Bugsy at Johnson's door. Johnson
cried and kissed the dog and Bugsy was so excited he kept twisting up
like a pretzel as he licked Johnson's face.

"He might be a little hoarse" I told Johnson. "He's been barking a lot
lately."

"Really?" Johnson said, rubbing Bugsy's ears and kissing him. "I
wonder why that is?"

I shrugged. "Must be Hollywood" I said. "I don't think he liked the
neighborhood. And by the way, don't let your wife know that you've got
Bugsy back, okay? As far as she's concerned Bugsy's gone off to live
with a nice old man who lives in the country."

Johnson gave me a check for the thousand bucks, which I decided to
take to the bank and cash immediately just to be on the safe side. Then
I stopped at a liquor store and headed back to the office.

Carmen was over by the couch working out with a small set of barbells
as I walked in. It was always strange seeing her with the barbells
dressed in a blouse and skirt and wearing her shoulder holster with the
.38 tucked into it.

"Well, I've got some good news, Carmen" I said, walking over to the
couch.

"What's that, Mr. Maginess?"

"Good news is I bought a bottle of the good stuff." I took a quart
bottle of McManus Canadian rye out of a sack and set it on the coffee
table.

"Courtesy of a twelve-pound dog named Bugsy. Sixteen bucks a bottle and
worth every nickel."

"That's great, Mr. Maginess" she said. Carmen was involved in the new
health and fitness thing and didn't even drink booze, but I always found
her to be enthusiastic about pretty much everything.

I went over to the little refrigerator and got some ice and made a
drink with the McMannus and took a long swig. It tasted so good going
down I almost wanted to howl.

"It's a dog's life, Carmen" I said. I took a long draw on a Pall Mall
and then another long sip of the rye.

"Howwwoooooooooo!"

Carmen looked at me oddly. The girl just didn't understand irony.


"The Salesman" (a P.M.P.I. Short Story)

, , ,

I'll only be able to post this story for a brief while.
So if you want to read it, better do it quick. -- E.P.


Private-eye Pat Maginess tracks the killer of an old Army pal in "The Salesman."


"The Salesman"



a Pat Maginess Private-Eye story

by

Edward Piercy


Copyright @ 2006 by Edward Piercy.
Any publication of duplication of this
story without consent of the author
is prohibited.





Los Angeles, 1952

I felt like crap. And what was more it seemed like most of the natural
world had conspired to make me feel even crappier, if that were
possible.

The entire morning a bright sun had been popping in and out of
tiny clouds that rolled off of the ocean from the southwest, clouds that
every once in a while would spit big blobs of rain. It wasn't even enough
rain to get you wet. But it was more than enough to be a royal pain in the
ass. When the sun came out from behind the little clouds it would get
hot enough that you wanted to take off your jacket and hat and wipe your
forehead. And then the sun would duck off behind another of the little
clouds and a chill cutting wind would rip across the landscape and you'd
want to pull your hat down and pull your collar up around your neck. It was
totally crazy.

Pete Collins was dead. Everything was crazy.

I was wearing my old Army uniform, which I hadn't worn since my
discharge in '46. To my surprise it still fit, even around the waist.
After giving the buttons and lieutenant's bars a quick shine it looked
presentable enough. When I put the cap on and looked in the mirror that
morning it was as if I had been jerked back in time, and I had to turn to
make sure it truly was the Los Angeles landscape behind me out the
window and not some place in France or Italy.

The mourners around the grave site shuffled their feet or talked
amongst themselves quietly. Some people who I assumed were relatives sat
in chairs around the bier. There were groups of flowers scattered here
and there around the grave, and various military or ex-military
personnel stood around waiting for the priest to conclude his service.
There were a couple of dozen cops around besides, in full dress uniform,
probably enough cops to keep a small town safe.

The priest finished and a minute or so later the bugler began to play
taps. The seven-man honor guard fired off their rifles in the salute.
Two other soldiers took the Stars and Stripes off of the coffin and
folded it precisely, according to form, and handed it to a dark-haired
woman who sat in front of the bier.

By the time the bugler finished I thought I was going to collapse from
it all, and the anger in me rose and made my heart race. The previous
Thursday, five days prior, Detective Pete Collins had been shot outside
his house while going out to get the morning newspaper. He had been shot
six times in the chest. Nobody shoots somebody six times like that right
out in front of their own house unless they're out for revenge of some
sort.

The mourners began to slowly wander off and a minute or so later I
walked up to the grave. Not having any flowers, I squatted down and
picked up a few clods of dirt and threw them down into the pit.

"Damn it, Pete."

I couldn't get over the awful feeling that I had let Collins down,
that I should have been there for him. I wasn't a member of the L.A.P.D.
I was just an occasionally successful private-eye. But Collins had been
my partner at C.I.D. in the war. And that was a bond couldn't be broken.
That was a bond for life, and also in death.

The dark-haired woman who had been handed the flag approached me. She
looked me over for a second and then stepped forward.

"Are you Pat Maginess?" she asked.

She was of medium build and fairly attractive looking. I guessed her to
be about forty or so. She was wearing a black dress and scarf and a pair
of sunglasses. She was carrying the flag from Collins' casket and also a
package of some sort. Since Pete hadn't been married I guessed she must
be the sister he sometimes spoke of.

"Yes, mam. I'm Pat Maginess. Are you Pete's sister?"

"Yes" she said, sounding somewhat surprised that I had guessed. "I'm
Jane Hamilton."

"Pete spoke of you now and then, Jane. I'm sorry we had to meet under
such terrible circumstances."

She nodded, then stepped up a bit closer.

"I had a feeling that you would be at the funeral" she said. "Pete
left a will. He wanted you to have these things." She gave me the
envelope.

In the envelope was a photo and a gun. The photo was one taken of Pete
and me when we were serving in Italy. The photo was a little bit faded
and had a slight tear at one side, but otherwise it was exactly like I
remembered.

"I remember this. We had just wrapped up an investigation in Venice
and were getting in a little R&R."

"Pete always spoke fondly of you" she added.

The gun was Pete's snub-nosed .38 M&P and belt-holster. Pete always
carried two of them, one in a shoulder holster and one in a holster at
the small of his back. It didn't take too much guesswork to know what
Pete was telling me by giving it to me. I could almost hear him saying
to me "Watch your back, Pat."

"Damn" I said, fighting the tears. "I'm sorry, Jane. I just found out
about Pete yesterday afternoon. Damn fools at the department didn't
think to call me. I guess they wouldn't have known, though."

She nodded again, then put her hand on my arm.

"Take care of yourself, Patrick. I'm sure Pete would have wanted it
that way." Then she walked off.

In the distance I spotted Detective-Sergeant Wilkie in his dress blues
moving his short and rather stout form slowly towards a police cruiser.
I hurried to my car and followed him out of the cemetary and through the
city to the parking lot outside the station house. I parked in the lot
myself at the risk of being towed and followed him up the old dirty
tiled steps of the central stairway to the second floor.

"What do you want, Maginess?" Wilkie said curtly as I entered his
office.

"I think you know what I want" I shot back at him.

"This is a police matter. A cop is killed, we take care of it."

I lost my temper.

"Bullshit. I was running investigations with Collins before anybody
here ever knew his name. So don't tell me I don't have a right to be in
on this. He was my friend, damn it. You tell me you've got this thing
sown up. You tell me that you've got a suspect in sight and you're about
ready to haul him in. Then maybe I'll back off. But you don't, do you?
No, if you're anything like Collins was, you've got four times the
number of case files on your desk than you can handle. So just swallow
your damn pride for once and think of Collins buried out there at
Memorial Gardens and let me in on it."

Wilkie leaned forward and crossed his arms on the desk and stared down
at his ink blotter. After a few seconds he nodded, uncrossed his arms and
pulled his rather wide derriere out of the chair.

"Okay, Maginess. What do you want? Crime scene stuff? Maybe my notes?"

"I want everything. Your notes, crime scene photos, Coroner's report.
And I want to see his case files. The stuff he was working on. It's only
been five days. I'd be surprised if anybody has even bothered to take
them off his desk."

"Maginess, I don't think..."

"Don't give me any crap. I'm going to solve this case. I'm going to
find whatever piece of trash killed Pete. Then I'm going to drop him
hogtied and gagged onto your desk. Case solved. But I want everything."

Wilkie walked me over to Collins' office and slowly pushed himself
through the door like it might be a tight squeeze.

"Maxwell, this is Pat Maginess" he said, nodding to a youngish looking
detective sitting behind one of the desks. The detective looked at
Wilkie and then over at me. "Maginess is going to be...visiting off and
on. He was a friend of Collins. He'll be using Collins' desk for a
while. Maginess, this is Detective Maxwell. He's new, so don't give him
too much shit."

Wilkie pulled the door closed behind him. Maxwell gave me a blank
stare. I went over to Collins desk and sat down. As I had suspected, the
files for Collins' active cases were still piled on top of the desk. The
ashtray was almost overflowing, as usual. I pulled open the large drawer
at the bottom of the desk and found the fifth of whiskey. Nothing had
changed. It was like Collins had just left to go to the bathroom and
would be back any minute. I pulled the bottle out and the two little
glasses that he stocked. I put them on the desk and poured two fingers
of rye into each one.

"You want a drink, Maxwell?" I asked, holding up one of the glasses.

"I don't drink on duty" he said, matter-of-factly.

"Great." I swallowed the contents of the first glass in three big
swigs. Then I turned to the case files.

Collins had never been one for organization. He was much more the man
of action than I was, the kind of guy that knew exactly what to do if a
fifty-caliber machine gun opened up at you from ninety yards. My mind
was more of the organized type. I was good at planning. That was in part
what had made us such a good team.

The first thing I did was go through the files and separate them out
into various piles, one pile for each type of case. When I had sorted
them all I ended up with 11 open homicides, two missing persons cases,
four assaults, two rapes, and one guy that claimed he had been picked up
by aliens from another planet and then dropped in middle of the desert.
I imagined that Collins must have had a good laugh at the last one. I
took a sip from the other glass and lit a smoke.

I spent the rest of the morning reading through the files. The ashtray
grew fuller and the bottle of rye got lower and lower. By the time I had
read through all the files Maxwell had first left and then returned from
lunch and my eyesight was beginning to blur.

There didn't seem anything in any of the cases that would make me
think that somebody would purposely go after Pete. Whoever killed him
had done it for a reason. But apart from a few hotheads mentioned here
and there in the files there didn't seem to be anything that would
suggest that someone might be out to get him.

I figured that from what was on the desk that whoever had wanted
Collins dead had been somebody from an earlier case. Somebody with a
grudge for having to do time. But it could take years to go through all
of Collins old arrests.

Maxwell sauntered up to the desk, hands in pockets. He looked to be
about twenty-five or so, tallish and thin with pale blonde hair and blue
eyes. He had his jacket off, and was wearing a red tie of the new, thin
variety along with red suspenders. His clothes looked a bit on the
expensive side for your average force detective. My guess was his family
had money.

"So you knew Collins?" he asked, almost as if asking about the weather.

"Yeah, we went way back."

"Are you from some other jurisdiction or something?"

"No. I'm a private-eye. But I was Collins partner in the Army."

"Oh" he said, moving his hands around inside his pockets a bit.

"What about you? Did you know Pete?"

"I just got my gold shield. Yesterday was my first day on the job. I
ran into him a few times when I was a patrol cop. I didn't really know
him. But he always came across like a good cop."

"The best" I said, almost choking.

"You got any more of that whiskey?" Maxwell said, almost shyly.

"I thought you didn't drink on duty."

"Well, there's always a first time, I suppose."

I had to laugh at that. I poured a little rye into the glass that I
had used the least and handed it to him. He eyed it suspiciously but
sucked the whiskey down anyway.

"There's hope for you yet, kid."

A few hours later most of the bottle was empty and my empty pack of
cigarettes lay crumpled on the desk. And I hadn't eaten anything all
day.

"Hey Maxwell" I said over to the other desk. "Do they still have that
little snack place down in the basement?"

"Yeah, it's still there." He looked at his watch. "It closes at five.
You'd better hurry."

I took the elevator down to the basement, the one I had always claimed
was the slowest moving elevator in L.A. The guy at the stand had two hot
dogs left in the little carousel. I covered them with plenty of mustard
to kill the taste and took them back up to Collins' desk and wolfed them
down with a Coca-Cola. When I finished I no longer felt hungry but it
felt like my stomach was getting ready to blow up. I needed to get out of
there. But I wanted to go through Collins' desk first.

"If you can't be good, you can at least be thorough" I said to myself
and to no one in particular.

"What was that?" Maxwell called over.

"Nothing. Just bad dietary habits."

I went through the center drawer of the desk. There didn't seem to be
anything much in it other than the normal stationery and office supply
type stuff. There were broken pencils, an old ink blotter, a few small
note pads that were so yellow they must have been from the 1930s, as
well as about four thousand paper-clips of various sizes. Evidently,
Collins had been quite the paper-clip man.

The left hand side of the desk held a small drawer about six inches
deep that only seemed to contain letters. There were about a hundred of
them.

"Wonderful" I said, under my breath. I began with the first in the
row and began thumbing through them all, mostly looking at the return
addresses. When I found one that looked interesting for some reason I
pulled it out and put it on the desk.

A little while later Maxwell got up out of his chair and scooted it
under the desk neatly and put his jacket on.

"Well, six o'clock. Time to go home."

I looked up at him, hands still stuffed in the drawer going through the
letters. I couldn't believe he was serious. For a gold shield cop to
think that he could take off at six o'clock bordered on the laughable.
But I figured the kid would learn soon enough.

"Okay, Maxwell. I suppose I'll being seeing you again down the road."

Maxwell walked up and extended his hand. I took my right out of the
drawer, careful not to lose my place, and shook hands with him.

"Have a good night" he said affably. "It's been a real pleasure meeting
you."

"Uh, yeah, Maxwell. You too..."

He walked out the door, closing it carefully behind him so as not to
make any noise.

"...I guess."

I began looking through the letters. Most were letters thanking
Collins for something or other that he had done, usually from the
families of victims. One in particular caught my attention due to the
lack of a return address. It was of a different variety than the rest.
A darker variety.

Lieutenant Collins,

Several months ago I took the examination for the Los Angeles police
academy. I passed the test with high marks. And I did well on my
personal interview.

As I mentioned in the interview, I have over the past few years been
selling the works of the Lord, the Holy Bible and other good books. My
dream was for something more. Looking around at the sinfulness of this
pathetic city, and other cities like it, it was clear to me that I
should become a member of your fine department and help to bring the
Justice of the Lord against those that transgress His and society's
laws.

Evidently, you did not think I was a good candidate for this Holy
Mission. Instead, I received a letter that I had failed the
psychological exam. And not only that, but that you and your board of
inquisitors sought to portray me as being mentally unbalanced.

The judgement of the lord will fall on you, Lieutenant Collins. And
the other inquisitors as well. Be assured that it will.

Sincerely,

Joshua Michaels


The letter had been one on the bottom of the pile I had created, meaning
that it was from the front of the drawer and was fairly recent. I looked
at the post mark. It had been mailed a little over two weeks prior to
Collins death.

"Oh Jeez, no" I cried, getting up from the desk. I paced in front of
the desk, picked up the empty pack of smokes out of habit and then,
realizing it was empty, pitched it across the room with plenty of heat.

"Son of a bitch."

I paced in front of the desk some more, wishing to hell that I had
picked up some smokes at the snack place. I remembered Collins telling
me once that he was on the review board at the Police Academy. Collins'
case load was so heavy that doing something like that just got pushed to
the rear of the conversations we had. It just wasn't something he talked
about. But it was a reminder of just how much Pete Collins had done for
his city that he had been trying to get more qualified cops on board.

There was something about the letter that had made my instincts
zero in on it. And it was more than just the fact that the letter was
vaguely threatening. It was the combination of cool reason and a dark,
underlying fanaticism.

I had ran across fanatics during the war. On the surface of it they
could be anyone walking next to you on the street who said hello. But if
you talked with them longer than a few minutes something more emerged,
an underlying hatred for anything and anyone that didn't conform to
their particular view. They weren't just your ordinary opinionated guy
that sits on the bar stool next to you and drinks too much and maybe
takes a swing at you. In general, those kind of people were relatively
harmless. Fanatics were a different breed. Fanatics were the kind of
people that would smile at you even as they memorized your name and put
it down on some sort of mental shit-list.

There wasn't any certainty about it. But right then it was the best
lead I had. In any case it was late and I had done all I could for the
day. It was time to get out of my uniform and take a shower and maybe
hop down to the Alley Cat Lounge for a drink and some decent food.

****

Early the next morning I put on my new dark grey suit and a blue-and
black striped tie and went back to the station house. I went to Wilkie's
office to get what he had on the case so far. He tossed the folder across
to me and I took it to Collins' desk and started going through it.

The ballistics report indicated that Collins had been shot with a .38.
Which was important information but not exactly earth-shaking either
given that there were probably a hundred thousand .38s in Los Angeles,
including my own. Nevertheless it did narrow it down a bit and gave me
something to look for.

The Coroner's report was particularly disturbing. The first two shots
had hit Collins in the chest at a perpedicular angle. The final four had hit
him at an acute angle of about 45 degrees, indicating that they had hit him
when he was already down on the ground. It was an execution, plain and simple.
And it was excruciating looking at the photos. I kept telling myself that
wasn't Pete in the photos, that it was someone who looked a lot like Pete
maybe, but there was no way that it could be him.

I was just finishing up the report when Wilkie walked in.

"Maginess, Commissioner Porter wants to see you. And that's pronto.
He's waiting for you in his office uptown."

"I'm busy" I said, picking up the case notes.

"That's not a request. If you don't go I'll call in a patrolman and
have your ass hauled down there in cuffs."

I looked up at him for the first time. I could tell he was serious.

"What the hell, might as well" I said, grabbing my hat.

Twenty minutes later Porter's secretary showed me into his office. It
was a rather nice office, considering. It even had drapes on the windows
and carpet on the floors and an nice big antique wooden desk.

Police Commissioner William Porter was tall and reasonably fit-looking
for a desk man. His hair was mildly receding, but otherwise he was
holding up well for a man in his mid-fifties. His appointment a year or
so back had been covered in the newspaper. He had come in to the office
vowing to shake things up, get more money for the department and more
qualified people on the force. He talked a lot about the "new breed,"
whatever that meant. The news hounds seemed to like him, which was
unusual. Collins had seemed to respect him also. I didn't have any
opinion one way or another at that point.

"I hear you wanted to see me for some reason" I said, collapsing into
one of the big chairs in front of the desk.

"Detective Wilkie called up. Seems he got a little nervous about you
ruffling through police files and all. Wanted to cover his ass."

"That's a lot to cover" I said. I stuck a smoke in the corner of my
mouth and lit it with my Ronson.

Porter laughed, sat back a little and then got serious.

"I hear you were a friend of Pete Collins" he said, taking a long puff
on a sizeable cigar.

"I was that."

"And I hear you're a private-eye, and that you're investigating his
death."

"Guilty on both counts."

Porter pulled a thin file folder over in front of his broad chest and
opened it.

"Took the liberty of getting your folder, the one you filled out for
your peeper license. Private investigator now for, what, six years?"

"Just about that, yeah."

"Some other stuff in here as well. Don't get paranoid, I was just
curious. Let's see. U.S. Army, Military Police. Saw some action in the
war. The last war, that is. Up that to Criminal Investigations Division.
Field commission to Second Lieutenant. Expert marksman."

"When I'm sober."

"Add a sense of humor to the file as well. I like that. Too many cops
I see don't have a sense of humor. Or if they do, they lose it along the
way. And then they end up as bad cops. Or they eat a bullet."

"The world is nuts. You gotta laugh at it or you'll go crazy."

"Well, I have to agree with you there, Maginess. Anyway, I've been
checking around. Seems Collins had a high opinion of you. And Collins
had a pretty damn good reputation himself, so that's saying something."

Porter set his cigar in the ashtray and pulled his center drawer open
and took something out and tossed it to the edge of the desk in front of
me. I picked up the small, wallet-like object and opened it. It was a
gold shield of an L.A.P.D. detective.

"What's this?" I asked him.

"You're now deputized. Rank of Lieutenant. If you agree, that is."

"I didn't know that the L.A.P.D. deputized people."

"I'm the Commissioner of Police for the City of Los Angeles. I can do
anything I want. At least when it comes to stuff like that. Too bad that
doesn't apply to getting more money or cutting through red tape. Anyway,
I thought the badge might do you some good. You'd not only have your own
resources, but that of the department as well. You're now on the books.
I made sure of that this morning. No pay, of course. But if any cop out
there on the street makes an inquiry, you'll be listed. I've arranged
for you to get Collins' old desk. Not that you'll probably be spending
much time at it. So, Maginess. What do you say?"

Having the resources of the department might be useful. But I was
leery.

"On one condition. I do this my way. No interference. No phone calls
from up at the top telling me not to do this or to back off that. I
don't care if the Mayor himself shot Collins, that'll still hold. If I
need your help, I'll ask for it."

Porter picked up his stogie and re-lit it.

"Agreed" he said, taking a puff. "But I've got my own condition,
Maginess, and that's simply don't screw up. Believe me, I've got enough
problems around here right now."

****

It was easy getting Joshua Michaels' license plate number. I simply went
down to the L.A.P.D. employment office and showed the badge and got the
application he had filled out when he tried to join the force. They had
also fingerprinted him as a matter of course, so that was available too
if I needed. Strangely, the one missing piece of information on the
application was his current employer. Michaels had simply put down
"Salesman, Religious Books" in the employment record and left it at
that. The ironic thing was that alone might have excluded him from
getting on with the department, even if it hadn't been for the
psychological exam. The L.A.P.D. were pretty much sticklers for paper
work. The sloppy and incomplete application that Michaels had filled out
would probably have eliminated him anyway.

I stopped down at the station house's main desk and spoke with the
uniformed Sergeant on duty. I filled out a form for an all-points
bulletin on Michaels' Ford and listed my office telephone number. I
didn't tell the Sergeant that we were looking for a cop-killer. I was
afraid if I did that every patrol unit in the universe would descend on
Michaels. And they might very well screw things up. I wanted to get
Michaels cold. And I wanted him all to myself.

The home address on the application was in Long Beach. It was a long
hot drive through tough traffic that did nothing to improve my mood.
Michaels' apartment turned out to be a two-story block of the newer,
cheap variety that had popped up since the war. When I knocked at
Apartment 101 a short, rather busty woman wearing an ultra-short pink
robe answered. She looked to be about thirty and had her blonde hair up
in curlers and had what looked like a gin and tonic in her right hand.

"Excuse me, mam. My name is Maginess. Patrick Maginess. I'm with the
Church of the Second Foundation. I was wondering, is this the residence
of Joshua Michaels?"

The woman smoothed her curlers with her left hand as if trying to make
herself more presentable. It really didn't help.

"Michaels?" she said. "No, there isn't anybody here by that name."

"So he doesn't live here anymore? You don't know him?"

"No, I don't know him. It's just me. Mary."

"Okay, then. Is there an apartment manager on site? Maybe someone I
could talk with about a forwarding address?"

"Apartment 108" she said. "That's the manager. His name is Bill."

"Well, thanks anyway, Mary."

"It's awfully hot out, isn't it?" she said as I started to walk away.
She pulled the flap of her robe open a bit and ran the tips of her
fingers along the upper curve of her breast. "Very hot. Would you like
to come in and have a drink?"

"Never touch the stuff, mam" I told her. "Being with the Second
Foundation and all."

I tipped my hat and gave her a wink and walked down to the manager's
apartment. But that proved to be equally fruitless. Michaels hadn't left
a forwarding address. And once again he had failed to put his employer
down on the application he had filled out. I was beginning to wonder if
Michaels worked for anybody at all. Besides being a fanatic, Michaels was
proving to be frustratingly secretive as well.

I went back to my office on Wilshire. There hadn't been any calls from
dispatch on Michaels' Ford. I filled in Carmen, my secretary, on the
case so far. Then I put her to work with the telephone book calling
around town to various book distributors, in particular any of them that
might handle religious books. I figured that if I could find his
employer they might have a current address on him.

"Tell them you're a clerk with the L.A.P.D. That should get them to
talking. If they aren't cooperative, say that the detectives will come
in with a subpoena for the records and they'll be lucky to get them back
by the end of the century."

"Are you sure it's okay to do that, Mr. Maginess? I mean, I'm not with
the police department."

I pulled out the wallet with the gold shield in it and showed it to
her.

"Seems I've been deputized."

"Gee, that's really great, Mr. Maginess."

"Yeah, right. I feel more important already. In any case, you work for
me. So you're covered by extension....more or less."

Carmen got to work on the phone calling around and I went out and got
us a couple of sandwiches at the local deli. We ate on the run, with
Carmen on the phone and me working over on the couch. I cleaned my .38
and the little .22 Italian automatic that I carried, using the coffee
table as a desk. Unlike a woman, your gun will never let you down --
unless you don't clean it. Then I started a new file for Pete's case,
copying from my notes and culling from memory. When I printed "Collins,
P." onto the tab on the file folder it was one of the saddest moments of
my life.

By around five o'clock Carmen had covered all of the book distributors
in the telephone book and had come up empty. Carmen was the most even-
tempered person I had ever known, but at the end of it even she was
showing signs of frustration. She leaned her head against her hand and
tapped a pencil nervously on the desk.

"Why couldn't we find him? I mean, he has to work for somebody, right?"
she asked.

"Well, maybe not. I've been thinking about that. He could just order
books wholesale from some printer in New York or someplace and sell them
here locally. In other words, he works for himself. Which might explain
why he didn't put his employer down on his application."

"Oh" she said, sadly.

"That's investigation for you, Carmen. If you're going to become a
private-eye you'd better get used to it."

"Yeah, I suppose."

"Go home, Carmen" I told her. "There's nothing more for you to do
here. Go home and get yourself some of that yogurt stuff that you like.
That ought to make you feel better."

Carmen got her purse and left. There was nothing to do but to wait
around on a call that a patrol unit had spotted Michael's automobile. I
made a rye on the rocks and sat at the desk. My nerves were stretched
tight. For all I knew, I could be sitting there for days waiting to hear
anything. I skimmed through yesterday's newspaper and read through an
issue of STRANGE STORIES and had a few more drinks. About midnight, I
feel asleep on the couch.

When I woke up it was coming up on dawn. I washed my hands and face in
the bathroom and tried to make myself look presentable. I had just put a
pot of coffee on the hot-plate when the phone rang.

"Is this Detective Maginess?" the voice said.

"Yeah, this is him."

"This is police dispatch. We just had a patrol car spot the vehicle you
had the bulletin out on."

"How long ago?"

"What?"

"How long ago did they spot it?"

"The call just came in, Detective. I put it right through to you."

I got the address. Then I threw on my hat and jacket and packed away
the .38 and the automatic and ran for the car.

****


I called him The Salesman. I didn't want to think of him by his real
name as I didn't want to give him that much. He was simply a salesman, a
guy who traveled around selling his Bibles. A sociopath who had killed a
damn good cop because that cop had recognized him for what he was, a
sociopath. He was The Salesman.

The Salesman had been out toting his wares around Los Angeles as if
nothing had happened, as if he were some saint, as if he wasn't a cold-
blooded killer. And at that point he was holed up in a crummy little
motel just off of the Santa Monica freeway, one of those really cheap
places that you could rent by the week or the month. It was seven
o'clock on Thursday and no doubt he was just getting up and getting
ready to go out and start his day. His automobile, a cream-colored Ford,
was parked in front of the motel with its license plate pointed at the
street. Which had made it easy for the cops to spot. I had gotten lucky.

If the Salesman was heading out of town he would bring his suitcase
out with him and I would tail him. If he wasn't, if he was staying in
town for more sales calls, he would simply leave with his samples and
return later. In the later case I would search his room and see what I
could find in the way of evidence.

Once again I got lucky. A half-hour later the Salesman came out of
Room 220 with his sample case and took off in the Ford. I reached into
the glove compartment and got Pete's old .38 snub-nose and put it in my
right pocket.

Then I headed for the hotel office. It took about two minutes and a
quick wave of the gold badge to get the duplicate key to the Salesman's
room. On my own as a lowly private-eye all I would have needed was a
good tune to hum and my lock-picking kit. But right at that moment I was
carrying the badge of a regular cop and I needed to do things by the
book. I used the office phone and called up Commissioner Porter.

"I need a search warrant" I told him. "I figured it would be faster
going right to the top. I'm not sure how long the suspect I've got holed
up is going to be around."

There was a brief pause on the line. "Okay, I've got you. Give me the
address. I'll get the warrant as fast as I can and bring it down myself."

About an hour later the Commissioner showed up with the warrant, which
was pretty damn fast considering the nature of the court system. My
guess was that Porter must have called in a favor.

"Damn swell of you to bring it down yourself, Commissioner" I said
through the window of the Plymouth. Then I filled him in quickly on the
case so far.

"So you think the punk still has the murder weapon?"

"The guy's got a couple of people on his list, if I'm correct. So,
yeah, I think he's got it. My guess is it's up in the room somewhere
right now."

"I'd love to be in on it with you, Maginess. Unfortunately I've got a
budget meeting. And you can't catch the bad guys without any money.
Anyhow, good luck."

The Commissioner left and I went back to the hotel office and showed
the clerk the warrant.

"If the guy comes back" I said, "don't say anything about me being
here. Got it?"

The guy nodded. I walked to Room 220 and started looking around. There
weren't that many places to hide things in the tiny, dumpy room. Beneath
some clothes in the dresser I found a .38 revolver.

"Bingo" I said, putting the .38 down on the dresser.

There were also a bunch of papers and what looked like a type of
diary. I sat down on the bed and started skimming the diary. It was the
journal of a nut case. I flipped to the back of the diary and turned the
pages in reverse. A few of the latest entries mentioned a Katherine
McKenzie, who was a member of the Police Academy review board. From the
sound of it she was next on the Salesman's list. But the one I really
wanted took me a few minutes to find in all of the insane ranting. It
was a description in detail of how the Salesman had followed Collins
around for a few days and then one morning had gotten up early and shot
him in his front yard and then had gone and got breakfast.

With the evidence I had already I could have called in and had the
Ford hunted down. But I wanted to get the guy myself. Sooner or later he
would come back to the motel. I put the .38 and the papers and diary
back where I had found them and locked the door behind me.

Not knowing how long the Salesman would be out I had no choice but to
stick it out in the car. At one point I ran in to the motel office and
used the rest room, and a little later was able get a get a booth at the
diner down the street were I could keep an eye on the motel parking lot
and get a sandwich. After a while I went back to the Plymouth and sipped
some rye and smoked. I tried to remain level-headed, but it was impossible.
The longer I sat in the car waiting the more the anger rose up in me. The
whiskey didn't help matters. Neither did the memory of the autopsy photos
taken of Pete, and the memory that the last four shots had hit him when he
was down.

Around three o'clock the cream-colored Ford finally pulled in. I
waited until the Salesman was in the room and followed him up.

I knocked. As soon as the door was open two inches I kicked it hard
just inside of the doorknob. The door exploded back, pushing the Salesman
about seven feet across the room and onto his back. I closed the door
behind me and took out Pete's revolver.

"Well, well. What have we here. A little piece of shit, I think. Oh,
wait. Maybe I'm wrong about that." I brought Pete's gun up and examined
it a bit, then leveled it again. "No, I think I was right the first
time. You're a little piece of shit."

The Salesman glared at me. I pulled the badge out and showed it to him.

"And don't worry. I've got a nice little warrant to go along with it.
In fact, I've already found a lot of interesting things in your room
while you were out. Like a diary, for one."

"It's a journal" he said, wiping his mouth. "A journal of the Lord."

"A journal of a murderous piece of shit, more like it. Stand up. Let's
go see some of your little relics."

The Salesman slowly got to his feet and I pushed him across the room
towards the dresser. I pulled open the top drawer and threw the diary
down on top and pulled out his gun and put it down on top of that. Then
I backed away a few feet.

"The cop you killed was my friend. So go ahead, go for the gun if you
want. I'd just love that."

"They're all godless heretics" he said, snarling at me.

"Yeah? Well, I'm a bit of a heretic myself. I even read books about
it. 'How to Be a Heretic in Ten Easy Lessons.' I pick them up at the
public library. So what are you going to do about that one? You going to
shoot me, too? Go ahead, pick up the gun."

The Salesman eyed the gun again, taking a step closer to it.

"The Lord knows what is right. He's written it down for us." The
Salesman nodded over at one of his Bibles. "It's all right there. I am
merely the instrument. The instrument of the Lord's justice. Like
Michael, the archangel."

"Well, Pete Collins was no angel. But he knew more about what was
right than you will in ten damn lifetimes, you frigging weasel. So go
ahead. Show me how tough you are. Reach for the gun. Hell, I'll even
make it easy for you."

I stuck the snub-nose back in my right pocket. The Salesman eyed
the .38 on the dresser. He was obviously weighing his chances. But in
the end cowardice won, as I pretty much figured it would. He stepped
back a little, and I could tell that he had made up his mind to let me
take him in.

"Good decision" I told him.

I pulled the .38 out again and leveled it and walked up close. Then I
took his gun off the dresser and tossed it over onto the bed.

"Get down on your knees and put your hands behind your head."

He stared at me, but didn't move. I walked to the side of him and
kicked him hard in the back of his left kneecap. He fell solid onto his
knees with the force of it.

"Now put your hands behind your head." When he didn't respond to that
either I grabbed his left wrist and put it up behind his head. "Now the
other one." I tapped the side of the revolver into his head and he
brought his right hand up with the left one.

I moved around behind him and pushed his head down and put the barrel
of Pete's gun up to the back of his neck.

"I got reports of people shot like this in the war. People forced down
on their knees, just like you are, and shot in the back of the head like
it was nothing. Shot by people who thought they knew everything. By people
who thought they had all the answers that everybody needed. By people like
you. By evil bastards. So maybe it's your turn now. Put one down on the
other side of the scale for a change."

There was perspiration on the Salesman's forehead and his breathing
was rapid.

"You going to beg for your life? What do you think? You think you can
beg for your miserable life? Hey, I'm a fair guy. I just might let you
live if you do. So go ahead, beg. Otherwise I'm going to count to ten.
And then put a bullet into your skinny little brain."

His breathing increased to an even more rapid rate and I thought that
soon he was going to go into convulsions. But he didn't beg. He didn't
say a word.

"No, I didn't think so" I said to him in disgust.

I hit him in the back of the head with the butt of the gun and he
collapsed onto the floor unconscious.

"Courtesy of all us heretics" I said, my heart racing.

And then I phoned the police.

****

"I just wanted to call you and say good work" Commissioner Porter said
over the phone. "The A.D.A. tells me the case looks real solid.
Ballistics was a match, and we've got the stuff you found on Katherine
McKenzie. We're going to try for a conspiracy charge on that one."

"That's good, Commissioner. Thanks for calling."

"One more thing, Maginess. You know we've got a real shortage of
detectives right now. We could use a man with your experience. What
say you just keep that gold shield I gave you and come work for me?"

I didn't know what to say, really.

"I'll have to think about it" I said.

"Of course. Come talk with me. The job doesn't pay much, but you'll
get at least a little something in retirement."

After the call I got a beer out of the refrigerator. I sipped it and
smoked a cigarette, my feet up on the desk. I listened to the gentle
sounds of traffic coming off of Wilshire from below and studied the
striped patterns made by the afternoon light coming through the blinds.
I thought about Pete Collins and the man he was. And then I thought
about the things me and Pete had been through in the war and the things
that I had done since and the things that I might have left to do in the
world.

"What the hell, might as well."

I found a big manila envelope in the desk and addressed it to Porter,
Commissioner, L.A.P.D. I put the wallet with the gold shield in it and
licked a few stamps. The I went downstairs to the mailbox.

"Arrivederci, Pete" I said, suddenly feeling a little bit better about
things. I hesitated for a second, then dropped the envelope in the mailbox
and went back to the office.

THE END