Edward Piercy

Lou Dobbs Retires, Will Spank Mexicans

Saturday, 14. November 2009, 19:12:58

Lou Dobbs.

In a move that surprised most media talking heads, CNN commentator Lou
Dobbs, whose career with the news network had lasted almost 30 years,
announced this week that he will be leaving CNN.

Dobbs said that he would "not be shirking his duty as a patriotic
American, but would be carrying it to a new level" by "traveling around
the country and spanking every illegal Mexican I come across."

Dobbs also said that his new agenda would in no way stop him from eating
at Taco Bell, which "I very much enjoy."

CNN said that they regretted that Dobbs was leaving, just as they regretted
pretty much everything he had said over the decades.

This post brought to you by Taco Bell.
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Comments

Edward Piercy # 14. November 2009, 19:16

NOTE:

I just wanted to add that I agreed with Lou Dobbs on a few things.

This is an ROB post, so please don't take it seriously.

Thank you.

Darko # 14. November 2009, 19:39

Did he really said that?

Edward Piercy # 14. November 2009, 19:41

No.

He didn't.

He might have been thinking it for all I know but he didn't say it.

Darko # 14. November 2009, 20:30

Edward Piercy # 14. November 2009, 21:01

Hey this has nothing to do with Lou Dobbs (or does it?) but check out what I just wandered across.

You know, I am just way too sober for that right now.

Darko # 14. November 2009, 21:13

I am too tired for this

Edward Piercy # 14. November 2009, 21:19

Yes, best go to bed Darko. And I hope that vid doesn't creep into your dreams somehow.

Darko # 14. November 2009, 21:24

Stardancer # 15. November 2009, 01:59

That video was just weird.

And I'm glad you're feeling better, Edward.

Angeliki # 15. November 2009, 02:30

Gosh Lou will have a kick out of this one! maybe you should add a link to CNN msgs or to twitter ...I think the picture alone withe the sombrero it is precious!

Originally posted by Stardancer:

That video was just weird.

Edward Piercy # 15. November 2009, 03:44

@ Star.

Back in form? Ah, you know at this point I almost feel guilty about teasing old Lou. Almost.

@ Angeliki.

Well I'm sure he's laughing all the way to the bank. And maybe to the next GOP presidential nomination.

Angeliki # 15. November 2009, 04:07

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

Well I'm sure he's laughing all the way to the bank.

I am sure he does!
I still believe you can get his book from him as a gift after he sees this one! is it Ok with you if I added it here:
http://twitter.com/StopDobbs

Edward Piercy # 15. November 2009, 04:22

Well I didn't source that Comment photo but if you want go ahead.

And speaking of Twitter I'm lying on the couch watching "Megafault" on the Sci-Fi channel, which in spite of the foxy Brittany Murphy is one of the worst fake disaster movies I've ever seen.

And Sasha will barely let me type -- she's jealous of the Blackberry.

Angeliki # 15. November 2009, 04:32

Originally posted by edwardpiercy: