Funny Commentators Quotes
Monday, 15. May 2006, 10:07:05
- David ColemanHe's 31 this year: last year he was 30.
- Martin TylerThe ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.
- David ColemanThe Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.
- David ColemanPeru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.
- David ColemanIf that had gone in, it would have been a goal.
- Peter JonesIan Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.
- Mike InghamNeil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.
- Radio 5 liveEmile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.
- Alan GreenThis will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.
- Mike InghamMartin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.
- John HelmSuch a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.
It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.
- Radio 5 live
- Mike InghamThe Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
- Barry DaviesPoland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
- John HelmWest Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.
- Alan GreenYou don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
- Derek RaeIt's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
- John GreigCeltic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
- Ian DarkeAnd with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
- John HelmThe USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.
- Archie MacPhersonI predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.
- Martin TylerMcCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
- Alan GreenIt was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
- Barry DaviesLukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.
- David AcfieldStrangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
- Peter JonesSporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.
- David ColemanForest have now lost six matches without winning.
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elfenom # 15. May 2006, 10:30
sykora # 15. May 2006, 10:53
elfenom # 15. May 2006, 10:56