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He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.

- David Coleman

The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.

- Martin Tyler

The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.

- David Coleman

Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.

- David Coleman

If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.

- David Coleman

Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.

- Peter Jones

Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.

- Mike Ingham

Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.

- Radio 5 live

This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.

- Alan Green

Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.

- Mike Ingham

Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.

- John Helm

It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.


- Radio 5 live

The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.

- Mike Ingham

Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.

- Barry Davies

West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.

- John Helm

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.

- Alan Green

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.

- Derek Rae

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.

- John Greig

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

- Ian Darke

The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.

- John Helm

I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.

- Archie MacPherson

McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

- Martin Tyler

It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.

- Alan Green

Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.

- Barry Davies

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

- David Acfield

Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.

- Peter Jones

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

- David Coleman


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Comments

elfenom 15. May 2006, 10:30

If any of you have better quotes please post them as comments.

sykora 15. May 2006, 10:53

Oh that's hilarious. But I didn't understand the one about Emilie Zola and Chelsea. What's funny?

elfenom 15. May 2006, 10:56

The players name is Gianfranco Zola. Thats the funny part. He did not know the name!!! LoL

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