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Forget the bloody bran flakes





An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion furnished in gold and fine silks with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.

They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now."

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"Why, nothing," Peter replied, "Remember, this is your reward in Heaven."

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.

"What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.

"This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You play for free, every day."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them from seafood to steaks to exotic desserts, free flowing beverages.

"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.

"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'

The old man pushed, "No gym to work out at?"

"Not unless you want to," was the answer.

"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."

"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."

The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your bloody bran flakes. We could have been here 10 years ago!"

Bob's Dreams

Bob was your typical man, working hard and going to bed early every night. He loved his dreams. Always were similar dreams ... Women running from everywhere to him. Then Bob discovered the "Lynx Body Spray." He quit his job, took the spray and went to a deserted island :D
Lynx Body Spray Commercial - Funny home videos are a click away http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1567336 :idea: Be sure to leave some juicy comments, so I can feel loved :idea: p:

Brain Power

People who are completely paralyzed due to illness or trauma are getting help communicating with a new technology that connects their brains to a computer. Scott Pelley reports on 60minutes ...Fascinating!
Watch CBS Videos Online http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4564186n :idea: Be sure to leave some juicy comments, so I can feel loved :wizard:

the voice of an Angel

She was young , she had an amazing voice. Skin cancer took her life in 1996 :frown: Most of us we would have never knew about her, if a CD of her wasn't found and released locally in Washington. Luckily to us , one of the BBC's TV stations played it too. Eva Cassidy, became after death famous in United Kingdom , and her music was in the top charts all over Europe by last year. :yes: Enjoy here the "Over the Rainbow" by her, and see why she deserves to be among the many special video/posts seen here... Enjoy! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2t7bu_eva-cassidy-somewhere-over-the-rain_music :heart: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2t7bu_eva-cassidy-somewhere-over-the-rain_music :heart: Be sure to leave some juicy comments, so I can feel loved :heart: :love:

One song Around the World

:sing: Music connects people and promotes peace,
this is a video of a song that "Playing for Change"
used to connect people around the world!
The goal of the organization is,
to help musicians around the world with resources and education.
One song ,very well known by many with the title "Stand by Me",
did travel around the Globe,
and musicians added their voices to it :smile:
Very inspirational and enjoyable video.
Read more about "Playing for Change" http://playingforchange.com/ :smile:
and sign for updates and news around the globe! :up:
I am a proud member :yes: enjoy the video :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM


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Happy Thanksgiving

On this Thanksgiving Day,
give thanks for all you have ,
and give to the needy.
Happy Thanksgiving :heart:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z27FKwupds

Happy Thanksgiving!!
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lyrics - "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"
"I hope you enjoy it."

[Starts playing]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

[Shout from Crowd:] "I love you Adam!"
[Adam Sandler:] "Ohhh, I love you!"
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

[Adam Sandler:] "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it.
But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping.
Here we go... Thanks anyways"

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!


"I love Thanksgiving turkey … it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Good or Bad? You will be the Judge!

Frank Sodolak might be the next Colonel Sanders. He started in a steakhouse in Texas, and soon he was known for the combination he cooked of
fried chicken ,fried bacon served with gravy!
By just watching the video ,
it gave me chest pains!
For sure this is a
*eat on your own risk* meal!
Judge yourselves!






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU&feature=player_embedded


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Naming

I visited our local animal shelter earlier tonight.
After donating a very small amount of money,
they asked me to name a cat.
I called the kids to get some ideas ....Homer: Doh!
my kids gave me many names,
one of them was Flickr :lol:
No doubt, someone will do this for real. :lol:



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She's Got The Moves !


by George Stubbs
(1724-1806)

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Her name is Blue Hors Matine.
Her rider's name,
Andreas Helgstrand.
Here they preform "Dressage" .
To some it is known as "Horse Ballet."
It is fascinating to watch Blue Hors Matine.
She sure got the moves! Enjoy!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQgTiqhPbw&feature=player_embedded


A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.
Pam Brown




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100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers

This is my parody of all the "100" list specials from the American Film Institute. Complete list at



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExqG6LdWHU


:heart: numbers can be great especially when one counts his blessings! Have fun counting :smile: :heart:


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