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Sunday, 4. October 2009, 08:00:00


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COWBOY TOMB STONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah…
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? And five rules for a happy life at the bottom.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


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Comments

Dacotah 4. October 2009, 03:44

:lol:
That's one funny headstone. :lol:

Charles Schloss 4. October 2009, 04:45

Kiran 4. October 2009, 05:01

:D

Darko 4. October 2009, 06:48

Is it even possible to find them in all these diverstities? :whistle:

P:

Léazz 4. October 2009, 07:24

:lol:

I P Freely 4. October 2009, 07:40

:lol:

Hitosh 4. October 2009, 09:42

Good one

ersi 4. October 2009, 10:16

I think it's important to note that success in only one of these rules does not bring any happiness at all. Follow them all to the point.

Allan 4. October 2009, 10:40

That almost made me smile (to be honest it cracked me up)

Jurjen 4. October 2009, 11:56

Both very nice!!! :lol: :up:

I missed these the last month!! :D

Lovinmalamutes 4. October 2009, 13:54

Cracked me up. Good thing I wasn't taking a drink of coffee while reading. I'm sure it would have been spewed all over the keyboard.:up: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tamil 4. October 2009, 14:24

Colin Killpatrick 4. October 2009, 18:51

Who is the guy from the tombstone?

Dr. John v. Kampen 4. October 2009, 22:13

Best is to have the 4 women you mentioned around you! Particularly perhaps even when they like eachother... Such women exist...

:yikes: p: :devil:

Edward Piercy 4. October 2009, 22:26

For me it's important to have a woman. You know, pretty much any woman. Any woman at all. Please.


(Thanks for posting! :lol: :lol: )

Edward Piercy 4. October 2009, 22:29

PS I made onion soup. Needs more onions though.

Dr. John v. Kampen 4. October 2009, 22:33

Edward: we have plenty to spend... Want some 'pepperones' (red or green peppers) also?
:ko:

Edward Piercy 4. October 2009, 22:36

Well I'm not sure if I would put peppers in onion soup. But what the hell do I know, I'm experimenting anyway. :smile:


Just thought of a headstone for myself:

"Fwd: edwardpiercy@hell.com"

p:

PainterWoman 4. October 2009, 23:11

Hmmmmmm.....I'll have to think of a tombstone for a woman.

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:22

:lol: :lol:

@ Carol,
yes,indeed! p:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:22

@ Chuck,
:lol: :lol: always!

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:23

@ KYran,

:lol: :lol: yes!

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:24

@ Darko,


:lol: :lol: more research on the subject needed ! p:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:24

@ Lea,

:lol: :lol: :heart:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:25

@ David,
:lol: :lol: :yes: lame no?

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:25

@ Hitosh,

thanks for the comment! more to follow !

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:26

@ ersi,

I am trying.... :happy:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:27

@ Allan,

that comment of yours make me double happy!

*hugs* :heart:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:27

@ Jurjen ,

:yes:

:lol: :lol:

they are back now to stay!!! :lol: :lol:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:28

Originally posted by lovinmalamutes:

lovinmalamutes # 4.


Cracked me up.




w00t! I feel my job then is done!! :yes:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:29

@ Tamil,

:lol: :lol::lol: :lol:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:29

Originally posted by ColinKillpatrick:

ColinKillpatrick # 4. October 2009, 13:51


Who is the guy from the tombstone?




his name is above the picture in the intro :smile:

thanks!

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:30

Originally posted by nepmak2000:

Such women exist.


nooooooooooooooooooooo now you open a new can of worms!!!:lol: :lol:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:32

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

Any woman at all. Please.



somebody have a woman available to this man!

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

(Thanks for posting! :lol:



always a pleasure!

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

Needs more onions though.



never enough onions , in an onion soup! :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

"Fwd: edwardpiercy@hell.com"




phew! at least we know where to find you! ;p

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:34

Originally posted by PainterWoman:

.I'll have to think of a tombstone for a woman.



:lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol: oh the places I can go with this and the ideas I can give you!!!

:lol: :lol: but I won't!

am looking forward to see the follow up! :lol: :lol:

Angeliki 4. October 2009, 23:34

I want to be cremated...

special "ashes urn" picture needed! any ideas ?? :lol: :lol:

Edward Piercy 5. October 2009, 00:35

What does a Greek urn?

p:

So so sorry I just had to say it!

:lol:



http://twitpic.com/katjs


Angeliki 5. October 2009, 01:14

What does a Greek urn?"

hahaha nothing much ! p:


I am looking for exciting "thingy"!


I want my final rest to be "exciting" to all that see it!

I love the Good Sunday wishes from you and your girl! all the best to you too !!! :up:

Edward Piercy 5. October 2009, 01:20

:heart:

:D

fineolwine 5. October 2009, 03:04

Nah, not necessary to have four. When they get me they get all four. :lol: But it's true, I promise!

Kiran 5. October 2009, 03:11

:D What? Will you please marry me? I don't want to ruin my life running after 100 women. One perfect one is enough for me.

Angeliki 5. October 2009, 03:59

Originally posted by L2D2:

When they get me they get all four.



ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: I am sure!



PS
I wonder how many men can possibly be added to make the perfect one! Homer: Doh! ---> I forgot, they are ll perfect already! :D

fineolwine 5. October 2009, 05:59

Kiran, I think I may be slightly too old for you, and actually, I am kind of taken, but just in case that falls through, I will keep you in mind. :o: ahahahahahaha

fineolwine 5. October 2009, 06:00

Originally posted by ellinidata:

they are ll perfect already!



Only in their own minds.:D

B.S.Kushwah 5. October 2009, 09:27

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Reading my message na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Keep Smiling.
:D :lol: :yes: :up:
B.S.Kushwah:)

Angeliki 5. October 2009, 11:17

Originally posted by L2D2:

Only




sometimes it takes only one word to say things p:

Angeliki 5. October 2009, 11:18

Originally posted by bskushwah:

Reading my message



always happy to read comments :smile:

Kittylicious 5. October 2009, 12:53

I've seen that joke the other way round. :D

I've never understood the: "...and who likes to be with you"-part. I mean... if he didn't want that, why have him in the first place? :confused:



Angeliki 5. October 2009, 16:50

Originally posted by Zaphira:

"...and who likes to be with you"



I hear you...

not always happens however...

fame and money can be the reason..

Lovinmalamutes 5. October 2009, 17:38

Good example!:D

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