Cacti
Friday, 9. October 2009, 00:24:48
Joke: A Coyote Cactus?
A city boy went out West to visit his old Uncle, miles from anywhere, on a big ranch with mostly sand and cactus.
After the sun went down they went to bed, and it was so dark the boy was afraid. As he lay there he heard a mournful, otherworldly sound.
Frightened, he called out to the old Uncle, There's werewolves! I hear werewolves"!
"That's rubbish, Boy. Ain't no sech thing", his Uncle answered.
"Then it must be man-eating wolves"!
"No. we don't have those either. Now go to sleep"!
The sound started again.
"Then, what is it"? he called out, terrified.
"They're only coyotes".
"Coyotes? What's that"?
"They're a lot like dogs. In fact, you can consider them a kind of dog".
"Then why are they making this horrible noise"?
" See, Boy, we ain't got many trees around here,. We got Cactuses"!















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Charles Schloss # 9. October 2009, 00:30
Tyler Parke Young # 9. October 2009, 00:46
Linda # 9. October 2009, 01:50
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 01:54
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 01:55
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 01:56
Originally posted by L2D2:
hahahaha
dbshadow(Deacon Blue) # 9. October 2009, 01:57
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 02:45
phew!!
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 02:45
Matthew # 9. October 2009, 03:19
Dacotah # 9. October 2009, 03:31
Kiran # 9. October 2009, 03:44
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 03:54
Originally posted by noah counte:
*she sees you stick with pizza
it is worth trying,
my kids use it all the time ,
and it seems it keeps them happy , nothing like having happy teens!
somehow hot ready sauces give me swollen lips more and faster than the fresh vegetables!
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 03:54
Originally posted by Dacotah:
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 03:55
hi my Indian friend
Dacotah # 9. October 2009, 04:00
Tyler Parke Young # 9. October 2009, 04:42
scott cumming # 9. October 2009, 04:44
this is a very suggestive exposure of cacti. me being in the land of cacti marvel sometimes at their shapes and sizes. one house on my walk to the local starbucks where i sit and write has a wonderful collection of cacti. the variety always stops me in my tracks.
my absolute favorite is the night booming cereus. it has an aromatic bouquet and looks like a white lotus.
Tyler Parke Young # 9. October 2009, 04:46
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 05:10
Originally posted by Captivevet:
I did hear it from somebody else!!! it is the shadows or the imagination...
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 05:25
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
hahaha
you photo album "Arizona" has amazing pictures of cacti as well,
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
it sounds like a delicious smell , meli
scott cumming # 9. October 2009, 05:40
you know, thanks to my mother sending me a stained glass artifact which said, literally, "take the time to smell the flowers.", i always put my nose to the quick of any blossoms i come across. the one that gets me the most is the full blown rose... i am always transported to childhood when i smell the summer roses.
Kitty # 9. October 2009, 05:45
Have a fantastic weekend.
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 05:50
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
isn't life worth "smelling the roses?" Many times I forget myself ,I might need to buy something to remind me too
I have hard time with smells,I never wore strong perfumes.
I also love the natural smell of the human body.
Pheromone plays a great percentage if I am attracted to man or not ,greater than his titles, or income by far ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone
Darko # 9. October 2009, 05:52
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 05:53
Originally posted by Zaphira:
"a lot" is over rated!
Originally posted by Zaphira:
and you too! if you visit dad give him a giant hug from a Greek
scott cumming # 9. October 2009, 05:54
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 05:57
Originally posted by gdare:
the ultimate itch relief
Linda # 9. October 2009, 05:57
How come I have never seen this sauce in Texas? It must be made in New York City, like the Pace Picante Sauce knock-off.
scott cumming # 9. October 2009, 06:03
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 06:11
Originally posted by L2D2:
there is a great list of products that can make me laugh out loud too! have a pick :
http://www.tearsofjoysauces.com/store/customer/home.php?cat=265
and this is the store :
http://www.tearsofjoysauces.com/store/customer/about_us.php
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 06:11
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
* takes notes *
scott cumming # 9. October 2009, 06:20
this is the best of all sauces to perk up even a dreary t.v. dinner.
i know i speeled it wrong before...
Linda # 9. October 2009, 06:43
We have a person here in Tyler who makes tamales and sells them in the real corn shucks. Very good too.
Tamil # 9. October 2009, 10:04
Jurjen # 9. October 2009, 10:41
Originally posted by L2D2:
+1
That's an awful amount of sauces they've got there
Just remember you should eat your fries with mayonnaise!!
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 12:38
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
hot!
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 12:40
Originally posted by jekav:
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 12:44
Originally posted by L2D2:
I hope we hear more about this if you do!
I bought an amazing Texan BBQ sauce for the kids (I never liked BBQ sauce myself ).
It is called Caroline's BBQ Rub. They say it is the best!
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 12:45
Jurjen # 9. October 2009, 14:54
As long as you're not using Ketchup with your fries
Or no fries at all?
PainterWoman # 9. October 2009, 15:47
Somewhere I have a photo of one of those night blooming cactus that Scott mentioned. They last less than 24 hours. Once the sun rises in the morning, they begin to wilt.
Mette # 9. October 2009, 19:14
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 19:53
Originally posted by jekav:
I sneak on one or two from my family but I do not use anything but oregano on them
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 19:57
I love the blooming ones too!
and I always buy the fruits, I love the fact that my lips and tongue turn red!
They are a very good way to clean your body after you "eat fries"
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 20:00
Originally posted by Pusilille:
Mette,
I aim to give sights to my loyal readers
I am delighted to see you here , and thank you for the ADD
Mette # 9. October 2009, 20:04
Tyler Parke Young # 9. October 2009, 20:29
Edward Piercy # 9. October 2009, 21:06
Angeliki # 9. October 2009, 21:40
Originally posted by Captivevet:
Tyler is one lucky guy!