How Good a Computer Can Be
Monday, 2. November 2009, 03:02:11
A dear Opera i-friend,
has computer problems.
We talked about computer prices and brands at his post...
(this is another post inspired of comments in other posts ...
)
I do not know what his computer needs exactly are,
I do not also know of how often he needs to call a Tech Support...
Computers sometimes need a special tender treatment...
I can confident say to him however,
"buy a computer similar to the one at the pharmacy Bill visits!"
After you read the rest of this entry and you will agree with me! the pharmacy computer does a he$$ of a job!
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After abrief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water.Avoid heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.They aren't yours.Get a lawyer.And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
has computer problems.
We talked about computer prices and brands at his post...
(this is another post inspired of comments in other posts ...
)I do not know what his computer needs exactly are,
I do not also know of how often he needs to call a Tech Support...
Computers sometimes need a special tender treatment...
I can confident say to him however,
"buy a computer similar to the one at the pharmacy Bill visits!"
After you read the rest of this entry and you will agree with me! the pharmacy computer does a he$$ of a job!
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After abrief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water.Avoid heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.They aren't yours.Get a lawyer.And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
WIDGETIZE
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Chas4 # 2. November 2009, 03:10
L2D2 # 2. November 2009, 03:11
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 03:17
I am glad I gave you laugh! do you know the brand of it by a chance?
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 03:18
Originally posted by L2D2:
PainterWoman # 2. November 2009, 03:24
Chas4 # 2. November 2009, 03:37
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 03:41
Originally posted by PainterWoman:
hahahahaha now lets not give out the location without a commission!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 03:41
Originally posted by Chas4:
ROFL I love the z in it !!
Dacotah # 2. November 2009, 04:27
Good post Angeliki.
Shaunak # 2. November 2009, 05:05
Hilarious post!
I_ArtMan # 2. November 2009, 05:40
gdare # 2. November 2009, 05:48
Originally posted by PainterWoman:
You have tennis elbow?
garlingmatthews # 2. November 2009, 08:37
Zaphira # 2. November 2009, 10:07
noah counte # 2. November 2009, 12:36
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:07
Originally posted by noah counte:
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:08
Originally posted by Zaphira:
yes!!
thanks for the picture you took at the zoo for me! I loved it!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:09
Originally posted by gdare:
he$$ I am not letting my urine checked there!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:10
Originally posted by garlingmatthews:
hahahaha great point! a whole family medical bill for 10.00USD Gosh! let our Barack read this one now!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:12
Originally posted by Dacotah:
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:12
Originally posted by Shaunak:
yes ,indeed!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 16:13
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
hahahaha now I have to remember not to email it to you too!
PS
anxious to see the latest work on the calendar
Dacotah # 2. November 2009, 16:49
Zaphira # 2. November 2009, 16:49
Originally posted by Angeliki:
You're welcome. I nearly thought that it'd have to wait till next time I'm there, because they weren't out for breakfast yet.
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 17:33
Originally posted by Zaphira:
fantastic that they moved their b$$s out of bed ! not that I wouldn't understand if they did not,
nothing like sleeping extra in the morning!
I am not a morning happy camper myself ,
(even if I start my day way too early...)
I hope in your next visit you see all these beautiful creatures awake and active!
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 17:36
Originally posted by Dacotah:
it is an eye test,
last month I had very bad head aches,
it turned out they were a result of high eye pressure.
not a thing to take lightly,
a virus was the reason in my case and I am delighted by the results but not by the bill!
my insurance does not cover this test for people in relative young age...
but I had to know
Dacotah # 2. November 2009, 19:40
ellinidata # 2. November 2009, 20:14
jekav # 2. November 2009, 21:37
Originally posted by ellinidata:
And if they get too active just start jelling!!
Dacotah # 2. November 2009, 21:50
edwardpiercy # 3. November 2009, 03:08
Hmmmph. If they want my urine they're going to have to pay ME $10!
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 03:23
Originally posted by jekav:
exactly! imagine
how much money the owner will make in blackmails
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 03:24
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 03:25
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
hahahaha:lol:
Elaborate please
edwardpiercy # 3. November 2009, 04:19
Not only that but due to the diuretics I am at times a "major producer." I could make some real money, I'll tell ya.
Dacotah # 3. November 2009, 04:20
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 04:23
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
hahahaha then the money for a new computer and printer is at the Bank!
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 04:24
Dacotah # 3. November 2009, 04:25
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 05:04
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 05:06
to all that want to support a "good Will Store" and buy electronics in a very economical price,
I share tonight my latest link/find :
http://www.shopgoodwill.com/listings/listbycat.asp?catid=7
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 05:09
http://www.shopgoodwill.com/listings/listByCat.asp?catID=196&ending=Items
starree # 3. November 2009, 05:24
Dacotah # 3. November 2009, 05:24
L2D2 # 3. November 2009, 05:47
Originally posted by ellinidata:
Angeliki, I don't think I want to support a sore. I try every way I can to cure them. hahahha
I_ArtMan # 3. November 2009, 09:27
you know me by now... love to burn that candle at both ends.
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 18:10
Originally posted by L2D2:
ahahahahahahhahahha,
I got a belly ache from laughing !
ahahahahahhahha
darn it for "t" my keyboard gets sticky after spilling so many times!
* edits the above comment! *
Love ya Linda!
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 18:15
Originally posted by I_ArtMan:
meli,
and also sometimes I wish I can burn candles with you and send work to he$$ all together! Love ya!
jekav # 3. November 2009, 18:51
Originally posted by ellinidata:
Oh, and the screen!!!
He will be very busy again
ellinidata # 3. November 2009, 22:09
Originally posted by jekav:
hahahahaha he sure will be!
you know that you are partially responsible for the spills, no?