If there's no bright side, polish up the dull side

Love these. I usually pick a fave but impossible here as they are all perfect! Can't stop

lmao

Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

Years ago when I was unemployed for several months, I went out drinking most of the night because I forgot all about an 8AM job interview I had scheduled. I went on into the interview anyway stinking of beer and even copped attitude with the interviewer because my head hurt. My eyes were slits.

They called that afternoon and offered me the job. Why does that always happen, lol. I might as well have gone in there with my pants off.

The job was dreadful so I didn't take it.

So, you`ve read my post again

Rotfl.
Damn Funny!

Liked them all.

I'd do it just because of the pen issue.

I used to tape a piece of paper with my initials to the end of my pen to identify it as my pen. And at the end of the day I would hide them in special hiding places in my desk.

Okay, maybe a little bit OCD about the whole pen thing. But you get the idea.

Love these Angeliki. You know this is right up my alley and the kind of posts I do so much. Love the one about stealing the chair. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole if it had gold plating! Thanks for the laugh, girl.

I got some good news in the wee hours of this morning----one of my Opera friends who has been missing for months because of personal circumstances has come back and I am so happy. Her name is Celtic Glen if anyone cares to offer her a word of welcome or encouragement. I am sure she absolutely needs support right now.

Here's a link if you are interested: http://my.opera.com/CelticGlen/blog/2009/07/27/healing-power-of-my-opera-friends

The managements-team ?

Mind the seats...

Angeliki, between the two of us, we can make our friends laugh themselves to death if we aren't careful.

I will use that link, or just hunt them up for myself when I get time to explore this place. How many posts do you have anyway? My work is cut out for me.

ermmm, i would just like to see if it feels like
in the dream.

coincidentally, just last week i had a naked dream.
it was a new angle though. i had a shirt on and in the dream suddenly realized as i was leaving some people (probably in an office) that it was a short shirt.
keep 'em coming kid. even if you suspect you have a blogging addiction. meli

these are good!

Angeliki,
You too! If a girl went to my work naked it may be a benefit to their career rather than the opposite

Ok well they wouldn't call the cops right away I don't think

Hope you have a great week too Angeliki!

oops I mean AMAZING!

Angeliki, here is a blonde joke I just got in an email. Enjoy.

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

You think she maybe failed to impress him with her intelligence? Bet her hair was platinum blonde.

actually, my playful meli, it was a white shirt.
and the meaning... was that i told too much of
the truth. one should never offer more than
one has to. but i do.

there was a young poet from maine
who found office work quite a pain
one day in dismay about face he turned
demanded his pay for all he had earned
and left town on the very next train.
I_ArtMan

"People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them" - OMG!!!!! I will die of laughing now!!!!

More stuff about our mentally challenged blomde citizens. Tsk tsk. You should be ashamed of yourselves!





THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BLONDE DEFENSE
LEAGUE BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, JEEZ...

Imagine this at some office!