TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...
Monday, 27. July 2009, 15:19:03
ahahaha I had such a kick reading these!
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
Be sure to leave some juicy comments, so I can feel loved 
WIDGETIZE
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PainterWoman # 27. July 2009, 15:25
Dacotah # 27. July 2009, 15:35
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 15:41
I had 10 laughs myself!
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 15:42
or maybe 10
Dacotah # 27. July 2009, 16:08
Kimberly # 27. July 2009, 16:45
slackwrdave # 27. July 2009, 16:53
Years ago when I was unemployed for several months, I went out drinking most of the night because I forgot all about an 8AM job interview I had scheduled. I went on into the interview anyway stinking of beer and even copped attitude with the interviewer because my head hurt. My eyes were slits.
They called that afternoon and offered me the job. Why does that always happen, lol. I might as well have gone in there with my pants off.
The job was dreadful so I didn't take it.
Darko # 27. July 2009, 17:05
night wolf # 27. July 2009, 17:24
Charles Schloss # 27. July 2009, 18:05
Shaunak De # 27. July 2009, 18:14
Damn Funny!
Edward Piercy # 27. July 2009, 19:12
I'd do it just because of the pen issue.
I used to tape a piece of paper with my initials to the end of my pen to identify it as my pen. And at the end of the day I would hide them in special hiding places in my desk.
Okay, maybe a little bit OCD about the whole pen thing. But you get the idea.
L2D2 # 27. July 2009, 19:22
I got some good news in the wee hours of this morning----one of my Opera friends who has been missing for months because of personal circumstances has come back and I am so happy. Her name is Celtic Glen if anyone cares to offer her a word of welcome or encouragement. I am sure she absolutely needs support right now.
Here's a link if you are interested: http://my.opera.com/CelticGlen/blog/2009/07/27/healing-power-of-my-opera-friends
Dr. John v. Kampen # 27. July 2009, 21:03
Mind the seats...
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 21:58
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 21:59
hahahahaha oy! maybe you should have gone without pants on!
sorry the job was for the birds
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:00
it was my inspiration!
and I see I wasn't the only one, if you know what I mean
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:00
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:01
I am glad you has a
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:01
many more to follow,
nice to see you here
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:02
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
hohohohoho I mean hahahahaha!
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:04
Originally posted by L2D2:
this is wonderful Linda!
amazing of how close some of us got to feel to each other,
yes, I will visit
Originally posted by L2D2:
I see a great future ahead of us
Angeliki # 27. July 2009, 22:05
are you the photographer again ??
thanks!!!
Tamil # 28. July 2009, 02:18
L2D2 # 28. July 2009, 02:41
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 02:43
you are a guy no?
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 02:44
http://my.opera.com/ellinidata/search/?search=Friday+chuckles
L2D2 # 28. July 2009, 03:04
scott cumming # 28. July 2009, 03:04
in the dream.
coincidentally, just last week i had a naked dream.
it was a new angle though. i had a shirt on and in the dream suddenly realized as i was leaving some people (probably in an office) that it was a short shirt.
keep 'em coming kid. even if you suspect you have a blogging addiction. meli
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 04:05
"chuckles"
are close to 50
posts are lots ..... ( 545 in all
starree # 28. July 2009, 04:06
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 04:08
just a shirt? that's interesting!
what color shirt? just kidding! I know nothing about dreams!
however
I know they did approve your request at that office !
"immaculate" clients are never turned down
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 04:10
thanks!!! I am glad you enjoyed!
and
have an amazing week! *hugs*
starree # 28. July 2009, 04:16
You too! If a girl went to my work naked it may be a benefit to their career rather than the opposite
Ok well they wouldn't call the cops right away I don't think
Hope you have a great week too Angeliki!
starree # 28. July 2009, 04:17
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 04:24
I hope the day comes cops become naked too... no parking tkt books,no guns,no tasers! handcuffs stay
L2D2 # 28. July 2009, 04:31
The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
Tamil # 28. July 2009, 04:48
L2D2 # 28. July 2009, 04:48
Darko # 28. July 2009, 05:15
L2D2 # 28. July 2009, 06:22
scott cumming # 28. July 2009, 09:52
and the meaning... was that i told too much of
the truth. one should never offer more than
one has to. but i do.
there was a young poet from maine
who found office work quite a pain
one day in dismay about face he turned
demanded his pay for all he had earned
and left town on the very next train.
I_ArtMan
Olga # 28. July 2009, 10:02
"People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them" - OMG!!!!! I will die of laughing now!!!!
Edward Piercy # 28. July 2009, 10:05
THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BLONDE DEFENSE
LEAGUE BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, JEEZ...
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 15:24
Linda! hahahahaha I love it!!!!!
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 15:24
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 15:25
telling the truth and being free of something that bothered you!
PS I love the addition!
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 15:28
now I know why women love you!
you defend redheads,blonds,brunetts....
does blond ryme with bond???
Angeliki # 28. July 2009, 15:30
@ Tamil,
and a joke:
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
Dr. John v. Kampen # 28. July 2009, 15:51