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Thursday, 13. August 2009, 18:58:48

:heart: Happy Thursday all, and please only talk things out ......


:lol:






:heart:My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'


I said, 'Dust.'


And then the fight started...


:heart:My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"


"No," she answered.


I then said, "Is that your final answer?"


She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."


So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


And then the fight started....


:heart:Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.


I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."


My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"


And that's how the fight started....


:heart:My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'


I bought her a bathroom scale.


And then the fight started...


:heart:I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"


So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"


And then the fight started.....


:lol:


:heart: Be sure to leave some juicy comments, so I can feel loved:heart:




:lol:

High Dive Any One?For Tamil and all who love him !

Comments

Angeliki 13. August 2009, 18:59

thanks Juan :heart: I love them all! :heart:

Kittylicious 13. August 2009, 19:19

Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?


This one took the prize! :lol::lol:

Gavin Sheedy 13. August 2009, 19:27

Well, which one are you then. :D Oh, dear.

dbshadow(Deacon Blue) 13. August 2009, 19:31

Originally posted by Zaphira:

Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?


Been there done that...Duh...Homer: Doh! :heart:

Gavin Sheedy 13. August 2009, 19:33

:lol:

Dr. John v. Kampen 13. August 2009, 19:34

The 'dust' gag has happened truly once with the described effect... My wife got a rag, put it in my hands and answered: 'what are you waiting for, dear?' I bought her a dishwasher...



:devil:

Jurjen 13. August 2009, 19:35

"I bought her a bathroom scale."

:lol:

scott cumming 13. August 2009, 19:41

must have been dopey. :lol:

liked this too... "Then I'd like to phone a friend." :happy:

Angeliki 13. August 2009, 20:03

:lol:



it seems Thursday is a great day after all! p:


some of them become memorable like the :

"then I'd like to phone a friend" :lol:

Dr. John v. Kampen 13. August 2009, 20:05

And what would you answer?
:confused:

Reinout Meier-Mattern 13. August 2009, 20:10

My wife once said to me: 'Reinout, I go back to the car to get my purse out of it and you go to our hotel room to wait a moment'. She didn't return. I found her totally confused in the lobby with another man, who was laughing and comforting her... She got her purse, she told, stepped in the elevator, but landed on a lower floor without noticing it. Went to the place where she expected our room. While its door was open she entered and saw a man naked with his back towards her. Silently she sneaked in and caught him between his legs saying: Tingelingeling, it's me! Wrong man though! Totally embarrassed and crying she stood there. Together with this man she then went down to the bar to get a drink and get acquainted, apologies accepted. Well, that once happened to me. A true story!
:D

Kittylicious 13. August 2009, 20:12

:lol: Oh dear, have mercy! :lol::lol:

Reinout Meier-Mattern 13. August 2009, 20:14

I had... but embarrassing it was, not so much for me though... The man involved took it lightly to my luck!

Dr. John v. Kampen 13. August 2009, 20:24

That's a true 'killer-story' indeed...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :yikes:

Angeliki 13. August 2009, 20:27

ROFL hahahahahaha :lol: oy!!!

scott cumming 13. August 2009, 21:43

@meier-mattern

marvelous... tears in my eyes... :lol:

Charles Schloss 13. August 2009, 22:05

So thats how it starts

Dr. John v. Kampen 13. August 2009, 22:08

Not always..., sometimes a woman starts it too, by telling you that she gets daily tennis lessons for a very attractive price... For some perhaps also a reason to call a friend?
:yikes: :lol:

Stardancer 13. August 2009, 22:18

Originally posted by meier-mattern:

A true story!


Oh, my!

:lol:

Dacotah 13. August 2009, 22:41

:lol:

Tamil 13. August 2009, 23:08

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 00:41

Originally posted by L2D2:

I like 'em too.



oy Linda!

this is what I added in your post:

ellinidata # 13. August 2009, 19:38
hahahha I am 100% make that 150% sure you do like them too!
I got the email last night

* she makes a note to consult with Linda when she gets an email *

:smile:

Allan 14. August 2009, 00:47

This explains why wars occur!

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 00:50


I just came across to this picture and it is too cute not to share :

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 00:52

@ Tamil,
:lol: and :


Angeliki 14. August 2009, 00:53

@ Carol,

:yes: and

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 00:54

Originally posted by ricewood:

This explains why wars occur!



neah!
I think we are

starree 14. August 2009, 00:56

oh I've seen this one , still a great one!! :smile:

Tamil 14. August 2009, 00:56

awww

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:00

ROFL :


URINAL ASSISTANCE . . .

. . . FOR THOSE WITH POOR AIM!

Charles Schloss 14. August 2009, 01:01

Originally posted by ellinidata:

I just came across to this picture and it is too cute not to share


wow so small

Tamil 14. August 2009, 01:01

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:03

Originally posted by Chas4:

wow so small




and no photoshop used! ( I think...)

I want one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:08

for sure I don;t want his one:




Charles Schloss 14. August 2009, 01:17

fish eye :right:

Edward Piercy 14. August 2009, 01:19

My mom earlier today said that she saw a plane that looked like Air Force One coming in for a landing here in Spokane. Later she watched the news and came to me and told me that it was indeed one of the Presidential aircraft, coming into Fairchild AFB for general maintenance.

"I know who the President is" I told her. "But who's this General Maintenance guy?"


Okay bad joke maybe!

Have a great evening. :up:

PainterWoman 14. August 2009, 01:20

It's a good thing the husband was on a fishing trip and not a hunting trip.

Love that fish top. I wonder of the fishies squeak. :lol:

L2D2 14. August 2009, 01:41

Originally posted by ellinidata:

. . . FOR THOSE WITH POOR AIM!



I wish more men had these, and for commode as well as urinals. :lol:

L2D2 14. August 2009, 01:41

Could also be for John Holm size. p:

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:46

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

"I know who the President is" I told her. "But who's this General Maintenance guy?"




I want to know what Mrs Piercy said! :lol:

she always has a great punch line! p:

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:47

Originally posted by PainterWoman:

Love that fish top. I wonder of the fishies squeak. :lol:




blow fish.......... :lol: i wonder if they deflate! H00t!

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:49

Originally posted by L2D2:

I wish more men had these, and for commode as well as urinals. :lol:




I hear you! aim in the WC is not man's stongest ability! :lol: ask women's wet butts! :D

Edward Piercy 14. August 2009, 01:54

Well she just laughed and then to tell me how Obama was coming to Montana, some really small town in Montana. Seriously, he is.


BTW is this you Angeliki? It says it's Jennifer Jostyn. But I figured you were just using a stage name or something.

I never even knew you made a movie called Vampires on Bikini Beach.

p:

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 01:55

Originally posted by Chas4:

fish eye



do you recall my bras post? I see there were many that I did not have at that time to add...
http://my.opera.com/ellinidata/blog/2009/06/06/bra-is-the-word

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 02:07

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

Well she just laughed and then to tell me how Obama was coming to Montana, some really small town in Montana



:lol: your mom is a lady that I will like to meet one day

(no I do not want you to introduce me to your mom :D )







Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

I never even knew you made a movie called Vampires on Bikini Beach.




I sure did! and it was a little after I did the car commercials :

Edward Piercy 14. August 2009, 02:10

I just don't know where you find the time for all that! I really don't!

:lol:


(I'll tell mom you said hello)

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 02:11

Originally posted by ricewood:

This explains why wars occur!




Homer: Doh!

I thought you did mean btwn Linda and myself...
as for women vs men... :yes:

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 02:14

Originally posted by edwardpiercy:

I just don't know where you find the time for all that! I really don't!


did I mention I needlepoint ,knit and cook daily too? :lol:

I honesty do :smile:

Angeliki 14. August 2009, 02:15

:o: yes, please say "hello" and give her a hug too!

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