How Fights Start
Thursday, August 13, 2009 6:58:48 PM
Happy Thursday all, and please only talk things out ......

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....

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Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, August 13, 2009 6:59:36 PM
KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:19:03 PM
This one took the prize!
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:27:54 PM
dbshadow(Deacon Blue)dbshadow # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:31:38 PM
Originally posted by Zaphira:
Been there done that...Duh...
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:33:42 PM
Dr. John v. Kampennepmak2000 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:34:01 PM
Jurjenjekav # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:35:49 PM
scott cummingI_ArtMan # Thursday, August 13, 2009 7:41:28 PM
liked this too... "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:03:08 PM
it seems Thursday is a great day after all!
some of them become memorable like the :
"then I'd like to phone a friend"
Dr. John v. Kampennepmak2000 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:05:07 PM
Reinout Meier-Matternmeier-mattern # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:10:52 PM
KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:12:42 PM
Reinout Meier-Matternmeier-mattern # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:14:08 PM
Dr. John v. Kampennepmak2000 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:24:52 PM
Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:27:01 PM
scott cummingI_ArtMan # Thursday, August 13, 2009 9:43:23 PM
marvelous... tears in my eyes...
Charles SchlossChas4 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:05:13 PM
Dr. John v. Kampennepmak2000 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:08:49 PM
Stardancer # Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:18:22 PM
Originally posted by meier-mattern:
Oh, my!
Dacotah # Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:41:54 PM
Tamil # Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:08:32 PM
L2D2 # Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:26:58 PM
I like 'em too.
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:41:19 AM
Originally posted by L2D2:
oy Linda!
this is what I added in your post:
ellinidata # 13. August 2009, 19:38
hahahha I am 100% make that 150% sure you do like them too!
I got the email last night
* she makes a note to consult with Linda when she gets an email *
Allanricewood # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:47:33 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:50:28 AM
I just came across to this picture and it is too cute not to share :
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:52:16 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:53:19 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:54:09 AM
Originally posted by ricewood:
neah!
I think we are
starree # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:56:17 AM
Tamil # Friday, August 14, 2009 12:56:29 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:00:16 AM
URINAL ASSISTANCE . . .
. . . FOR THOSE WITH POOR AIM!
Charles SchlossChas4 # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:01:13 AM
Originally posted by ellinidata:
wow so small
Tamil # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:01:55 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:03:38 AM
Originally posted by Chas4:
and no photoshop used! ( I think...)
I want one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:08:26 AM
Charles SchlossChas4 # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:17:45 AM
Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:19:29 AM
"I know who the President is" I told her. "But who's this General Maintenance guy?"
Okay bad joke maybe!
Have a great evening.
PainterWoman # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:20:47 AM
Love that fish top. I wonder of the fishies squeak.
L2D2 # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:41:03 AM
Originally posted by ellinidata:
I wish more men had these, and for commode as well as urinals.
L2D2 # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:41:52 AM
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:46:28 AM
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
I want to know what Mrs Piercy said!
she always has a great punch line!
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:47:45 AM
Originally posted by PainterWoman:
blow fish..........
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:49:01 AM
Originally posted by L2D2:
I hear you! aim in the WC is not man's stongest ability!
Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:54:44 AM
BTW is this you Angeliki? It says it's Jennifer Jostyn. But I figured you were just using a stage name or something.
I never even knew you made a movie called Vampires on Bikini Beach.
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 1:55:36 AM
Originally posted by Chas4:
do you recall my bras post? I see there were many that I did not have at that time to add...
http://my.opera.com/ellinidata/blog/2009/06/06/bra-is-the-word
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 2:07:25 AM
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
(no I do not want you to introduce me to your mom
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
I sure did! and it was a little after I did the car commercials :
Edward Piercyedwardpiercy # Friday, August 14, 2009 2:10:52 AM
(I'll tell mom you said hello)
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 2:11:34 AM
Originally posted by ricewood:
I thought you did mean btwn Linda and myself...
as for women vs men...
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 2:14:39 AM
Originally posted by edwardpiercy:
did I mention I needlepoint ,knit and cook daily too?
I honesty do
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, August 14, 2009 2:15:18 AM