crazycomedy

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math
problems when his teacher picked him to answer
a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting on a fence and you shot one with your
gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied
Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like
the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If
there were three women eating ice cream
cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the
one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the
wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way
you're thinking."