crazycomedy

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man
explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand,
but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with
the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both
hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your
neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get
the jar open."