crazycomedy

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were
having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,
"Well .........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says,
"Oh My God."