crazycomedy

Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of
riddles to start off this morning. I have
something here that's round red and good to
eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it's a tomato
but you're thinking.
Teacher: I have something here that's yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A
banana? Teacher: No it's a pear but you're
thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Teacher:
Okay Johnny tell us your riddle. Little Johnny: I
have something in my pocket that's round, hard and has a head on it? Teacher: Johnny, you go
see the principal right this instant. Little
Johnny: It's a nail, but you're thinking.