crazycomedy

Needs Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel
like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains
that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to
happen tonight and he might as well deal with
it. So the next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around
and had her try on three very expensive outfits.
And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of
them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes
worth $200 each. And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a
set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited
(she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she
does not care). She goes for the tennis
bracelet. The husband says "but you don 't even play
tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.' The wife is jumping up and down. So excited
she cannot even believe what is going on. She
says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register. " The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not
going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes
blank. " No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while." Her face gets really red she is about to
explode and then the husband says " You must
not be in tune with my financial needs as a
MAN!"