Ernie's Blog

•When asked if Tiger was worried about his skills after the long lay off, he said “no, you don’t forget how to golf. It’s like riding a bike.” Moments later, Elin searched his cellphone for a girl named “Bike”.

•Tiger Woods made big news yesterday, announcing he would play in the Masters next month in Augusta. Verizon has already sent several trucks to the area to prepare for the enormous surge in text messages.

•EA Sports announced today that they’re releasing a special video game for Tiger’s return. The object of the game is to see how many numbers you can delete from your cellphone in under a minute.

•EA Sports announced today that they’re introducing a special video game for Tiger’s return. It’s called “Call of Booty”.

•People are so excited that after Woods’ announcement, nearly every hotel room in the Augusta area was booked. And the really impressive news: not all of those rooms are for Tiger.