Funny thoughts
Friday, 25. April 2008, 09:07:01
(18 October 2007 date posted in Netlog.com)
A wife once said, "health is better than wealth." When her husband died, the lawyer read the will: "To my children, I leave my mansion and P50million; to my wife, all my vitamins."
Sent by Grace M. 22Aug.2007
BOY: "I know we are also matter, we can't occupy the same space at the same time kaya aalis na lang ako."
GIRL: "Bakit ganoon, para tayong mga parallel lines. Why can't we meet at a common point?!"
BOY: "Your verbs/actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected."
GIRL: "Ayoko na! You've reached my boiling point, and now my heart is getting to its freezing point!"
Ganyan ang tamang LQ, full of lessons!
A wife once said, "health is better than wealth." When her husband died, the lawyer read the will: "To my children, I leave my mansion and P50million; to my wife, all my vitamins."
Sent by Grace M. 22Aug.2007
BOY: "I know we are also matter, we can't occupy the same space at the same time kaya aalis na lang ako."
GIRL: "Bakit ganoon, para tayong mga parallel lines. Why can't we meet at a common point?!"
BOY: "Your verbs/actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected."
GIRL: "Ayoko na! You've reached my boiling point, and now my heart is getting to its freezing point!"
Ganyan ang tamang LQ, full of lessons!
WIDGETIZE