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Ruben Garcia

Ruben Garcia

  • Age: 29
  • Sex: Male
  • Location: Mexico
  • Occupation: Monkey & Research Assistant
  • Status: In top secret mode
  • Member since: Mar 2004
  • Forum posts: 61
  • ICQ 19235862
  • MSN eztigma [at] hotmail.com
  • Skype serial.roobie
  • Web site: eztigma.tk
  • Login status: Online

About me

I was once an ace cyber-cowboy, when I was caught double-crossing my employers, they used a Russian mycotoxin on me that severely damaged my nervous system, rendering me unable to jack into the digital world of computer data.

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Fast facts

  • Last movie seen:Slumdog Millionaire
  • Music I listen to:U2, alternative and punk
  • Favorite author:Xavier Velasco
  • Last book read:Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
  • Favorite sports team:Dallas Cowboys
  • I'm passionate about:Cyberpunk
  • I wish I could:date Ellen Page
  • Favorite travel destination:Playa del Carmen
  • On my vacation I..:turn on the car and drive until the gas runs out
  • If I were a super hero I would:turn into a supervillian
  • Food I like:Carl's Jr.
  • I don't like:that Thinkgeek doesn't ship to MX
  • Software I use:Mac OS X, iWork, Opera
  • Hardware I use:13" MacBook, 16 GB iPod Touch