Dearly Devoted Rubie

I don't know how to cook, however, I can order pizza and convince people to cook for me (or I steal their cereal or anything they cooked for themselves). Jovan -Federico's son- on the other hand, is a great cook and Manato doesn't do it all that bad (in fact he makes great pasta). But what should I do when none of them is around?

I can't always go over to Manato's and eat his pasta or go and steal Jovan's food. That's when my microwave oven comes into play. Frozen food like hot wings are a great option for people that -like me- can't cook even in self-defense.

This week I've been eating only frozen food in an effort to empty my freezer and bring fresher food and haven't suffered a bit, I've eaten grilled salmon, calzoni pizza and lasagna (ok, the latter isn't really *that* good, but isn't either *that* bad).

If only Fedeslavia had a microwave oven...