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Bug Reports of the New Millennium

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Japan aims to create 3D TV that would allow people to view high-definition images in 3D from any angle, in addition to being able to touch and smell the objects

While you're waiting, just think of all the bug reports the developers of this technology are getting right now from their QA. Such as:

Bug #8654534: Roses in test scene 21 smell onion
Bug #8654535: Cannot feel window glass with fingertips
Bug #8654536: After sneezing, sound disappears
Bug #8654537: Toilet paper perceived as too heavy
Bug #8654538: When trying to drink from the faucet, water does not flow
Bug #8654539: [feature] Smell intensity adjustment needed
Bug #8654540: [security] Test scene 50 has holes in the floor
Bug #8654541: After switching scenes, smells from old scene persist
Bug #8654542: [release notes] Fragments of broken glass cause pain in fingers
Bug #8654543: Cannot tear paper by hand when there is writing on it
Bug #8654544: [feature] Vaporizing liquids must increase perceived humidity
Bug #8654545: Very low performance in scenes with multiple PVC layers
Bug #8654546: Can't feel electrcity by touching battery terminals with tongue
Bug #8654547: Stack overflow error in front of the mirror in test scene 44
Bug #8654548: Adding salt to water does not change its taste
Bug #8654549: Books on shelves in test scene 75 have wrong Cyrillic encoding
Bug #8654550: Debug warnings when clapping hands
Bug #8654551: [security] Non-admin can walk through brick walls
Bug #8654552: Segfault when trying to bite barbed wire
Bug #8654553: Snow in test scene 12 feels hot
Bug #8654554: [release notes] Jumping off a moving car causes a crash
Bug #8654555: Cannot eat more than one sandwich in test scene 64
Bug #8654556: All strings on the guitar in test scene 57 make the same sound
Bug #8654557: [top-bayan] Cannabis plant in test scene 18 is not real

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