Financial report
By Jonny Axelsson. Sunday, 23. September 2007, 14:26:40
What do you get for the different forms of membership?
Full party membership (800 Crowns or 29€): You belong to the middle class with full rights, including the good food. You are expected to spend at least half an hour on making the party better and more fun. The entrance fee covers the costs and then 50-100 crowns/head. This means that you sponsor one basic member with the equivalent of a couple beers. If you can afford it, this is the membership we'd like you to choose, if you can't basic membership should be fun as well.
Basic party membership (500 Crowns or 18€): You won't starve, but the food will be basic. You are expected to do more for that, at least an hour. Easy access to alcohol, hard labour, and poor food, that's belonging to the working class for you... Solidarity, brother. This class is somewhat subsidised, we'll have an expected loss of about 50 Crowns per head. Even so, we appreciate that 500 Crowns is a big chunk of money, and we don't want good people to stay at home lonely and depressed just because they can't afford to join us.
Party Elite (1600 Crowns or 59€): The best and the most privileged. The best food and services, and they don't have to do anything they don't want to do. On the contrary, if there are enough idle hands they will get valets to bring them beer and food. We should have a surplus of about 500 Crowns. In effect everyone from the party elite sponsor ten poor party goers (in other words the opposite of the old Communist system). We appreciate this, and will give them every privilege we can.
Only Friday costs 250/400/800 depending on membership, only Saturday costs 350/600/1200.
Full party membership (800 Crowns or 29€): You belong to the middle class with full rights, including the good food. You are expected to spend at least half an hour on making the party better and more fun. The entrance fee covers the costs and then 50-100 crowns/head. This means that you sponsor one basic member with the equivalent of a couple beers. If you can afford it, this is the membership we'd like you to choose, if you can't basic membership should be fun as well.
Basic party membership (500 Crowns or 18€): You won't starve, but the food will be basic. You are expected to do more for that, at least an hour. Easy access to alcohol, hard labour, and poor food, that's belonging to the working class for you... Solidarity, brother. This class is somewhat subsidised, we'll have an expected loss of about 50 Crowns per head. Even so, we appreciate that 500 Crowns is a big chunk of money, and we don't want good people to stay at home lonely and depressed just because they can't afford to join us.
Party Elite (1600 Crowns or 59€): The best and the most privileged. The best food and services, and they don't have to do anything they don't want to do. On the contrary, if there are enough idle hands they will get valets to bring them beer and food. We should have a surplus of about 500 Crowns. In effect everyone from the party elite sponsor ten poor party goers (in other words the opposite of the old Communist system). We appreciate this, and will give them every privilege we can.
Only Friday costs 250/400/800 depending on membership, only Saturday costs 350/600/1200.
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