Find Person, People, Pets, Whatever

Turns out that husband I spoke of last time is the most unfaithful, low down dirty dog of a husband I've ever had the pleasure to come across. And I say pleasure because finding out that he is indeed a jerk has made my tough decision a very easy one, and one that has led to many long nights of carnal pleasure with my client. My buddies all say I'm making a big mistake, but they haven't spent the night with this lady. She's nice enough, and we get along and all, but we just click in the sack like nothing else I've ever witnessed. Man. I'm gonna cut this short cause I need to go meet up with her to discuss "business." Hehe. She's staying with the jerk too, just to get all she can out of him. Now that he's definitely cheating, she doesn't feel bad about bleeding him completely dry and then spending it all on me! Am I going to hell? Maybe. But admit it. You like reading about these sordid tales. You're not just here to find people. You like reading about my crazy life. You wish you could be a people finder just like me living the life I am. Ha... not going to happen! Now go along and read To Hot Tranny Mess!

Looks like I plan on continuing my string of convoluted blog post titles until the wheels come off. Go hard or go home, that's what I always say. And I plan on going HARD with the titles. Super hard. And by hard, I mean hard to understand. Yeah. So business, as the title so eloquently suggests, is going quite well. I'm having fun and helping tons of people. And, perhaps most importantly, I'm making a fairly nice chunk of change. That's always kinda nice. Like I said before, I want to do this not only to make money, but also to truly help people with their people search problems. Some of you will never seek my service, but I can help by providing awesome links to help people find someone online. Listen to me, and you'll become a nifty little people finder in no time. Peoplesearch is a great way to, well, find people, and people are the key to happiness. So get happy! And if you want a good reason to look up relatives online, check out Track My Ancestry.

Well, those venture capitalists didn't quite trust me with their money, so I had decided to start small. Remember? All I needed was a core customer base, a few dependable clients who saw fit to trust my ability, and I could parlay that into more business. I finally found my base! My cousin's coworker had been desperately searching for her birth parents for years without any success. She had pretty much given up when my cousin mentioned my fledgling business. Since I need the customers, I offered to do it for free. Just as a favor (but really, to get some good references). Needless to say, I successfully reunited my first customer! And it only took me like four days. I think I've found my calling in life, peoples. Maybe I'm being a bit presumptuous, but whatever. Here are some excellent links from an industry insider, whether you want to person search or people search. Oh and here are some hilarious things heart at a New Year's Eve party. Til next time!

Note the clever (not really!) play on the title from my last post. I took my brother's advice and used some of those people finders to find people from my past. No, I don't have a reunion to attend--I just wanted to see what they're up to (and to see if I'm doing better than them, of course!). Success! I found Becky, my nemesis/friend from 12th grade. With Becky, it was always a sorta love/hate thing. We all hung out with the same people, and we had most of the same interests. Sounds like a perfect friendship, right? That was kinda the problem. See, we competed at everything. Clothes, guys, grades, club presidencies, etc. It could get pretty nasty. We professed love in each other's faces, of course, but behind the scenes I was always scheming. And I think she was doing the same. I can honestly say that I really liked and respected Becky, though. She pushed me to be my best. We haven't met yet, but I'll fill you guys in next time. In the meantime, you can find people too!
Oh yeah! I found an awesome site that gives great tips for getting in shape (perfect for my meeting with Becky!):
Getting Fit Online

So within the last week, I have lost my keys, my wallet, my favorite lipstick, and my sanity. This is getting out of hand. I can't lose any more stuff! I decided to keep a blog because I figured that if I write my thoughts down, then my mind wouldn't be so cluttered all the time, which would cause me to be more focused on my things....namely not losing them. It's been such a nightmare of a week. So yeah, I think I'll be using this blog to get my feelings and things to do out. I think that writing that down will help me sort out my ever-confusing life. I work in PR and I am constantly glued to my Blackberry, which is why I haven't lost that yet. It's always in my hands, so I don't think I'll be able to lose it that easily. I have so many demanding clients right now, which is a good and bad thing. It's ok though. I think I just need to get through the holiday season, and I'll be OK. I hope! At this rate I already need to ask for a new wallet and lipstick!