Find Someone, Oliver. Find Somone Like You.

So even though I vowed I would stop looking for the widow, I can't help but search people. I just can't kick it. Seriously. I mean, mostly, I've stopped looking for the widow, since it was so ineffective, so instead I just find person from my past, like old classmates or old girlfriends or whatever. I mean, it's still a pretty silly waste of time, but it's better than watching TV, I guess. Or reading rants like this one to the inexplicable strength of old out-of-shape guys.